Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
Warpe, How fat is FAT?
um...'bout as fat as spoonitnow's shame...but somewhat fuglier.

Was camping with a bunch of buddies at a place in Ontario. We got really bent out of shape then these chicks came over from another campsite. I like to think I was taking one for the team 'cause the rest of the chicks weren't half bad. Hit it in the back of my buddy's '68 Chevelle. I kinda shuddered the next day though.

In the morning, we woke up to see these shiny shoes at the end of some perfectly creased pantlegs with yellow stripes down the sides standing outside our tent. The cops had been called to evict us so I didn't have to see the chick again, thank god.

The Chevelle overheated on the way back to Toronto 'cause the radiator was low, so my genius buddy decided that topping it up with beer would be a good idea. It got us back to the city but the car never ran quite the same after that.

He was nuts. Last I heard he went States-side and joined the Marines.