I admit that I pashed a guy once at a beer festival organised by the Conservative Party of Austria (I'm a socialist). We went up on stage and did a pash and some ass grabbing for what seemed like 5 minutes before we got kicked off. Needless to say I remember it being revolting so I knew straight away that I am 100% hetero.

Also I had very wild and loud sex once with a girl on the floor of a gym. The only problem was that there were about 30 others in the same gym sleeping (it was a volleyball tournament) and I only found out the next day that we woke almost all of them up but none of them tried to stop us because we both had this really wild/aggressive sex with lots of slapping (both ways).

Also I slept with the mother of a girlfriend of mine once. I sensed that there was something wrong in the relationship and so I went over to her place to cry my heart out to her mother. We both got drunk and did it in the kitchen. I was 20 and I think she was about 53 but still good looking. Funny enough I had sex (for the last time) on the same kitchen table with my girlfriend the next day. I think the husband must have known because I got a threating letter within the week that I should never show my face at their house again.

Will I find absolution?