I've done a lot of dumb drunk driving shit. It's dumb enough to do as is, but in one night I:

- did donuts in the bar parking lot until my friend who was hanging on to the hood went flying off rolling into the road almost getting hit by a cop car (who just kept on going for some reason)

- when the same friend was hanging halfway out the window to take a piss I took a hard left causing him to fly out the window and end up all over the road again.

- pulled a 180 going about 90km/h while both friends were sitting on their respective window sills to shout stuff at people. Somehow they didn't fall out this time.

- did a lawn job on the front yard of a dangerous individual who knew who we were and happened to be right in his window watching the whole thing.

- did a nother lawn job later. As soon as we drove off the lawn I looked up and there was an occupied cop car parked on the road no more than 4 houses distance away. Somehow he didn't see or didn't car.

That's my worst night of drinking and driving. There was plenty of other dumb shit but those were the highlights. Needless to say I stopped drinking and driving after that night when I woke up and thought about how dangerous everything was. It's just fucking retarded and I'm lucky I'd never lost my license because even though that was the worst night there's still plenty of other stories.