women turn into hos when they are ovulating

[Savy]

Personally I'd rather have a wank than nail someone I don't fancy. Doesn't matter how long it's been since I last got laid. Sex is great when it's with someone you actually have feelings for, but lacking in love it's basically a glory wank that you have to talk to. At least with porn you can turn it off and play poker after spaffing, without a shred of guilt.

I don't pay for sex, I pay them to leave

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