99 percentile:
irc trolling

95 percentile:
poker (I'd say 95% are fish anyway)
note that I'm probably bottom 50% of the regs
starcraft (top 5% of those who play, not top 5% of people on battle.net probably though)
warcraft 3 (although it's close, a lot of people are straight up terrible so I can say I'm top 5% among those who play, but not in top 5% of those who actually ladder/league)
intelligence, I have 120-140 IQ depending on test, ez 95%

80-95:
flashflashrevolution.com hartlin rapes my face at it
maybe not even top 80%, but I'm at least ranked in top 1000 so idk


bottom 20:
cooking
bottom 5:
athletics because I can only bench half of my weight