I had a dream a couple days ago:

There was an announcer in the background kind of like on a nature documentary describing how disgusting this was the whole time.

What was happening was I was a three-headed rhinocerous and was eating plates full of huge eyes. The eyes were huge and only one could fit on each plate. It was like eating huge broken eggs.

I woke up gagging in my bed.

We need some interpretation here guys. I think this is the weirdest dream thats been had within a ten mile radius during the last year at least!