not so serious from a very serious, quotable man..."people will say we suck; don't believe them, men. they are hypocrites!! hypocrites are people who say, 'there is too much sex and violence in my VCR."

--Lou Holtz

very serious metaphor for life..."daniel son, walk on left side of road...safe. walk on right side of road...safe. walk in middle of road...sooner or later...squish, just like grape."

--Mr. Miyagi from Karate Kid

Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
I can drink a whole Hennessey fifth. Some call that a problem I call it a gift.
"Alcoholics Anonymous is for quitters."