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  1. 05-04-2008 06:03 PM #1
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    Default What to do....

    My wife just said, "oh no, I'm covered in poo!". She wasn't literally covered but seemed to have a fair bit smattered on her leg. Q - Do i help her or not?
    - You're the reason why paradise lost
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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    I still don't know. I'm drunk and so is she. No intercourse has taken place. She just suddenly said, "I've got poo on me". I don't know where the fuck it came from.
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    The easiest solution is to run to the nearest pub and pick up some husky girl willing to please.
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    is this baby poo or wife poo? help if a, divorce if b.
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  9. 05-04-2008 07:53 PM #9
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    I suggest you post your question to an internet forum while she continues to yell for help.

    Then weigh all options carefully.

    You've also got to look at the risk that you'll end up covered in poo yourself. And would this be of her doing?

    Whatever you do, don't rush into any quick decisions.
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    divorce her for even knowing what poo is
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    Tell her to stfu and do the dishes.
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    this isn't normal british behavior?
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    Re-reading thread sober the next morning. Lol'd at a few suggestions (WildBob's particularly).

    Don't think it was poo in the end. Just looked like poo. I'd forgotten the whole incident this morning because I was so smashed last night until the wife reminded me and I kind of remembered posting something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
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