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    Default What Did YOU Get For Christmas???

    I'll post as soon as I get my disappointing gifts....
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    Default Re: What Did YOU Get For Christmas???

    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    I'll post as soon as I get my disappointing gifts....
    rofl, qft
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    i got this goofie shirt from my sister with some cards and a pig on it that says "IF YOU MISDEAL I'LL MAKE YOU SQUEAL"


    haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i got this goofie shirt from my sister with some cards and a pig on it that says "IF YOU MISDEAL I'LL MAKE YOU SQUEAL"


    haha
    funny, I also got your sister this shirt for xxxmas.
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    I got Theory of Poker, Shoes, some cool clothes, and $100 ...
    I actually out bought my parents for my siblings gifts, I knew i was going to do that one day (They are sooo cheap).
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    I got to ground my son from his brand new Xbox 360 we got him for Christmas, because of 2 D's for his semester grades.
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    It's nice to wake up to this in your email inbox.

    I <3 my parents

    Cruise Details

    Itinerary: 6 Night Western Caribbean (Ft. Lauderdale roundtrip)
    Departing On: 02/25/2007
    Returning On: 03/03/2007
    Cruise Line: Carnival Cruise Lines
    Cruise Ship: Carnival Liberty
    Dining Request: Late Seating (around 8:00 pm)
    Stateroom Category: 6A ** This is a 8 category upgrade **
    Stateroom Number: 1375
    Cruise Reservation Number: xxxxxx

    Day Port of Call Arrival Departure
    1 Port Everglades (Ft. Lauderdale), Florida --- 4:00 p.m.
    2 Freeport, Grand Bahama Island 7:00 a.m. 3:00 p.m.
    3 At Sea --- ---
    4 George Town, Grand Cayman 8:00 a.m. 5:00 p.m.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rabid Dog
    I got to ground my son from his brand new Xbox 360 we got him for Christmas, because of 2 D's for his semester grades.
    I blame it on his teachers.



    I picked up some cool stuff. A lawn mower, an electric drill set, a Home Depot gift certificate (can you tell my wife and I just moved into our first home yet?), some money, and a KC Royals hoodie. My wife bought me a badass alcohol dispenser too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    Quote Originally Posted by Rabid Dog
    I got to ground my son from his brand new Xbox 360 we got him for Christmas, because of 2 D's for his semester grades.
    I blame it on his teachers.



    I picked up some cool stuff. A lawn mower, an electric drill set, a Home Depot gift certificate (can you tell my wife and I just moved into our first home yet?), some money, and a KC Royals hoodie. My wife bought me a badass alcohol dispenser too.
    i moved in recently with the g/f, still renting rather than buying but w/e.
    Spent $5k on stuff when we moved so didnt get much for christmas, just some clothes and other bits and pieces. My mom bought me an electric screwdriver.
    Cheers mom, i get the hint (my house is fine, i just suck at DIY, and dont have a job )
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    An Eagles victory!
    PSU Class of 2011 weeeeeeee!
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    that will look nice on your sister


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    dude she got it for me, its my shirt now
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    dude she got it for me, its my shirt now
    Lukie got it for her and he says he's going to make her SQUEEEEEEL like a pig. Not sure what that means, but, whatever.


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    I actually got some decent gifts this christmas.

    Got a poker set composite chips but not that great quality. But hell, at least I can throw a home game now. I got Phil Helmuth's "Play Poker Like the Pro's," terrible book, avoid at all costs.

    I also got some cash, a shirt some cologne, boxers, a CD, an umbrella. Little things that I needed. So it was a pretty good score.


    Oh and I also managed to piss my whole family off for totally destroying the $5 maximum buy in NLHE game that one of my aunts suggest we played. 7 handed and I walked away with 45 dollars. Not too shabby but everyone thinks I play poker way too seriously now.
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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    My fam. decided to be lazy so I got gift cards to Best Buy, Pac Sun, and Marathon..

    Girlfriend decided to not be lazy though and had a signed 8x10 picture of Fred Taylor sent from Florida and also got me a Jaguars hat and (surprise) a Pac Sun giftcard.

    The sex was good too, but that hat just fits so damn good.
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    I just buy what I want.

    Got some clothes, my dad got me a mcdonalds toy (wtf?), some cash, and my sister prbly got me the best gift of all a money clip.

    I like giving better now, got my little sister a pink nintendo DS with nintendogs and she hasn't put it down yet.

    Got my parent's a knife set and paid for them to redo their bathroom.

    Got my middle sister an iPod and my oldest siter a CD and DVD she wanted.
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    Got a pretty kick-ass digital camera. (My last one broke when my ex did ex stuff to it)
    One of those printers for it, dunno if it's any good, but at least I have a printer now
    Awesome fucking seats for a Canucks game in March
    Then a whole schwack of gift certificates for Future Shop

    Unintentional bonus gift: While I was back in town I checked on my house and it turns out my renter had a weeks vacation and he decided to totally rework and fix my neglected yards because he was bored. Thank-you +$15,000 property value!


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    LuKie StyLe 3 (12:57:01 AM): hahaha
    LuKie StyLe 3 (12:57:08 AM): what a dumb shirt
    LuKie StyLe 3 (12:57:16 AM): seriously i'd kill myself if i was ever seen wearing that in public
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    i got a new camera and ballin watch. Also Stephen Hawkings A Brief History of Time which was a joke gift but i actually read cover to cover in 2 days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptan3s

    I like giving better now
    QFT. It's really fun to get people things they think are too expensive to expect. The look on their face is so priceless i feel like I want to buy someone a car.
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    I think I actually may have gotten something for Christmas. I walked out my door on Christmas morning to go to the store and buy some breakfast. I find a gift on the top step unlabeled. It must be my secret santa!

    I open it up and find a nice shirt I like. Then I realize the people downstairs probably dropped the gift as they retrieved them from the attic. Now it sucks because I can't wear the shirt if they bought it for their kid or something, but WTF it was my only present!

    Finders keepers assholes.

    I think I'll leave it in front of their door tonight. They'll take it even though someone really did leave it for me, and then we get to see who's really honest hoo hoo ha ha ha. I don't care either way. The shirt was like 3 sizes too small.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    I got...pics of my grandaughter from my oldest son...handy wallet-sized magnifier...lumbar support backrest for the driver's seat of my car...slippers...PISSED OFF AT THE THEME THAT WAS EMERGING...two bottles of scotch....a poker book...okay, that's better...plus bragging rights for kicking everyone's ass at Wii golf (that thing is great!).
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    new fishing pole (cant wait to use it because i havent been fishing in like 5 years), tickets to cirque de soleil, bunch of movies, some dress close from Jos. A. Bank (a store that i love but really cant afford), a few books, some tools, and a gift certificate to my favorite restaurant, St. Elmo steakhouse.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Loads of Poker stuff - I think my family have finally got the message - 2 electronic shufflers (one a dealing shoe too) and a really decent set of chips. I'm off to get a poker table in the sales now.
    - You're the reason why paradise lost
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    nothing
    "Poker is a simple math game" -Aba20
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    Santa brought me...

    - A snooker cue
    - 'Is It Just Me Or is Everything Shit: Volume 2' - Steve Lowe & Alan McArthur (Book)
    - Ross Noble - Randomist (DVD)
    - Oasis - Stop The Clocks (CD)
    - A digital coin safe (actually very nifty!)
    - Cufflinks
    - Wallet
    - Keyring
    - 2 jackets
    - T-shirt
    - Scarf
    - Another wallet...
    - 'The History of Flight' (Book)
    - Lava Lamp
    - Waterproof golf jacket
    - Golf umbrella
    - £50
    - Various edible items
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    two bottles of scotch....a poker book...okay, that's better..
    Way too vague for scotch drinkin' poker players. DETAILS

    P.S. Johnie black for me.
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    toaster, microwave oven, vacuum cleaner, etc etc. just moved into a new apartment, so you get the picture
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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    free beer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    two bottles of scotch....a poker book...okay, that's better..
    Way too vague for scotch drinkin' poker players. DETAILS

    P.S. Johnie black for me.
    Nothing special, just a supply of red, but any scotch is better than none.
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    xbox 360
    Boondock the Bot-Slayer

    -'rilla
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    I asked for pillow cases, a cutting board, and hangers, but didn't get any of those
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    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    Ur only getting pillow cases because I complained.
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    I WANTED pillow cases!
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    I got some fresh mid top ones, I like them a lot, I like shoes. However I do not like the other pair my sister picked out, the ones with patent leather woodgrain trim...

    My 70 something year old british grandma got me this (she got me a lot of stuff, most of it really good stuff) and I went into an uncontrollable fit of laughter as I opened it..



    got some other stuff, dont really remember what though.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    i don't get it. did you not know you were on the cover of this book before you received it as a gift?


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    rofl

    is that a book or a movie
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    Im playing dead rising as i type
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    rofl

    is that a book or a movie
    Pretty sure it's letters...
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    rofl

    is that a book or a movie
    Pretty sure it's letters...
    letters in ebonics?


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    The Calvin and Hobbes Boxed Set <--- Zomg coolest thing ever!
    A Sharks Jersey <--- Zomg also coolest thing ever!
    300 Bucks
    Clothing
    Wallet
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    * Various items of clothing and winter accessories
    * A coffee thermo filled with half-dollars and dollar coins (for a total of $25).
    * Some original artwork by my sister (who is a professional artist).
    * A cool-looking mouse pad (or mouse rug as the brand calls it) that looks like an Arabic carpet, only it's mouse-pad-sized.
    * A large bottle of home-brewed Fire Cider
    * Some towels
    * Probably some other stuff that I'm forgetting
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    sweaters, lots of sweaters......
    Beer is living proof that God loves and wants us to be happy- Benjamin Franklin
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    I WANTED pillow cases!
    I got pillow cases...burgendy ones too
    Save your stories 'cuz they're all the same..
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    Gift certificate to Ralph Lauren, a rugby shirt from Ralph Lauren, gift certificate to the Gap, a coffee machine (even though I already have one) and a money clip.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    a slide

    a capo

    some clothes
    You play guitar, Renton?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    Quote Originally Posted by Rabid Dog
    I got to ground my son from his brand new Xbox 360 we got him for Christmas, because of 2 D's for his semester grades.
    I blame it on his teachers.


    Yeah but one of the classes is Art. I mean, come on? Art? Thats a class you take so you don't have to work hard to get an "A".
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    I took it because art chicks are much more "sexually liberated" than band chicks.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rabid Dog
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    Quote Originally Posted by Rabid Dog
    I got to ground my son from his brand new Xbox 360 we got him for Christmas, because of 2 D's for his semester grades.
    I blame it on his teachers.


    Yeah but one of the classes is Art. I mean, come on? Art? Thats a class you take so you don't have to work hard to get an "A".
    I'm a teacher, so that was kind of like a joke.


    And yes my artsy students do put out more than my band students.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    Quote Originally Posted by Rabid Dog
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    Quote Originally Posted by Rabid Dog
    I got to ground my son from his brand new Xbox 360 we got him for Christmas, because of 2 D's for his semester grades.
    I blame it on his teachers.


    Yeah but one of the classes is Art. I mean, come on? Art? Thats a class you take so you don't have to work hard to get an "A".
    I'm a teacher, so that was kind of like a joke.


    And yes my artsy students do put out more than my band students.
    Hmmm, so could Art officially cover a Sex Ed credit then also. You know kill 2 birds with one stone sort of thing.
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    A Tag Heuer Carrera watch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rabid Dog
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    Quote Originally Posted by Rabid Dog
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    Quote Originally Posted by Rabid Dog
    I got to ground my son from his brand new Xbox 360 we got him for Christmas, because of 2 D's for his semester grades.
    I blame it on his teachers.


    Yeah but one of the classes is Art. I mean, come on? Art? Thats a class you take so you don't have to work hard to get an "A".
    I'm a teacher, so that was kind of like a joke.


    And yes my artsy students do put out more than my band students.
    Hmmm, so could Art officially cover a Sex Ed credit then also. You know kill 2 birds with one stone sort of thing.
    You can actually nail quite a few "birds" in art.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Clothes, Softball junk, countertop wine cooler, Visa gift card (thank you Grandma). The great thing about cash is: it's always the right gift.
    Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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    -Best buy gift cards which i bought two pc controllers to play emulators with and super swing golf for the wii.
    -$300 check from my mom that went straight to rent
    -One of those folding octagon poker tables that was promptly returned and the little black book of poker which will never be opened.
    -non stick Pots and pans
    -some wii points
    -abercrombie and banana republic boxers and a couple abercrombie shirts (got the same shirt from two people, is that a coincident or what?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dislexsik
    free beer
    Odd not to see this followed by:

    "... and that's the last thing I remember."

    On another note,

    To: Pay
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsaxton
    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    a slide

    a capo

    some clothes
    You play guitar, Renton?

    ...Here's your sign.

    sry, had to get that one in before red did.
    Of course I have bad days...
    Sometimes I'll go a whole day without quads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pay4myCad!!
    Quote Originally Posted by dsaxton
    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    a slide

    a capo

    some clothes
    You play guitar, Renton?

    ...Here's your sign.

    sry, had to get that one in before red did.
    I was wondering because I've played for about 15 years.
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    For my latest endeavor (im about 1/2 way finished learning this awesome song).

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