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What body part would you rather lose?

View Poll Results: Which body part would you be most willing to live without?

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  • Leg (You can hide but you can't run)

    5 23.81%

  • Arm (Mostly 'armless)

    9 42.86%

  • Cock (No comment)

    4 19.05%

  • Face (Hideous disfigurement but you can still breathe and eat through a straw)

    0 0%

  • Both Kidneys (dialysis fo' life)

    3 14.29%
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  1. 06-14-2006 05:56 AM #1
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    Default What body part would you rather lose?

    Listen up - i don't think I have EVER started a completely pointless, irrelevant poll. And that's really not fair.

    To correct this global injustice, please answer the question above. And give reasons.
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  2. 06-14-2006 06:00 AM #2
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    losing an arm would probably make the least difference to me so ill go with that.

    edit: as long as its the left one.
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

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  3. 06-14-2006 07:16 AM #3
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    Id have to go with left arm.
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  4. 06-14-2006 07:27 AM #4
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    leg, and its not even close.
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  5. 06-14-2006 08:21 AM #5
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    i dunno, if you're a heavier person, it'll probably be really difficult to get around without a wheel chair sans leg. I'll take the mobility of having two legs.
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  6. 06-14-2006 09:16 AM #6
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    I say leg. If you think about what you do in a day that you enjoy, leg would influence my life the least. No work, can still play wheelchair sports, and poker. I can sit in a comfortable chair at home the rest of my life and not be upset. besides leg pays so much more insurance than any of the other choices. (can you say "major bankroll")
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  7. 06-14-2006 10:12 AM #7
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    Does a leg pay out more?

    I'm surprised nobody has picked kidneys yet. I mean dialysis for 4 hours a day, 3 or 4 days a week must be a bit of a pain, but at least you're still... you know... in one piece

    Does anyone know if you can play poker while on a dialysis machine?

    Do you think you could multi-table dialysis machines to get it all done quicker, like clearing a bonus?
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  8. 06-14-2006 12:23 PM #8
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    Kidneys. If I build my roll enough I can fly down to Brazil and buy a replacement on the black market.
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  10. 06-14-2006 01:11 PM #10
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    I'll go with leg, and end up being one of those inspirational guys on TV with one fake leg who runs in races an' shit.
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    but without kidneys, can i still drink myself stupid?
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  12. 06-14-2006 02:19 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    but without kidneys, can i still drink myself stupid?
    As long as you stick to the high-proof shit. It's the fluid volume you'd have to watch, not the alcohol.
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    im still thinking arm is my best bet
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  14. 06-14-2006 02:34 PM #14
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    You mean I could get my surgery for free?
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  15. 06-14-2006 02:38 PM #15
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    COME ON! I'm dying here as the only kidneys vote. What does a kidney cost in Uruguay right now? VERY LITTLE.
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  16. 06-14-2006 02:41 PM #16
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    Can I get dialysis in my sleep? If so, I sleep 4 hours 3-4 days a week anyways, it would be like living normally.

    I voted kidneys.
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  17. 06-14-2006 05:03 PM #17
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    I'm going with arm too. I can't imagine that dialysis is the only downside to losing your kidney's.

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  19. 06-14-2006 09:20 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by DogOnMySide

    I'm surprised nobody has picked kidneys yet. I mean dialysis for 4 hours a day, 3 or 4 days a week must be a bit of a pain, but at least you're still... you know... in one piece

    er......


    except for your kidneys.


    I think those have got to be one of the worst things to lose (seriously).

    I mean. You cant drink, or sleep to little, or miss an appointment.


    Be good if you could hijack someone elses tho
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  20. 06-14-2006 11:10 PM #20
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