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  1. 04-04-2007 04:26 AM #1
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    Default Weirdist peoples names......

    On the radio they were talking about people who have weird names.

    It started coz some couple in Scandinavia (i think) wanted to call their kid Metallica but the board of registrars wouldnt allow it.

    True names;

    2 Dutch kids called Zion and Zippy
    Iona Frisbee
    Cliona Magee and her Father Pat (i worked with the girl)
    Shakira O'Toole (just stooopid)

    ANy other crazy names?
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  2. 04-04-2007 05:36 AM #2
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    Hong Kong is the place where you get some truly weird English names. The thing is, most Cantonese people's names are perfectly pronounceable by English speakers.

    Some classic examples:
    - Marmalade Tin
    - Fido Dido Wong
    - Pansy Ho
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    I know someone in Fort Lauderdale named Jack Mehoff
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Orangejello and Lemonjello.
    Who are they again? I remember seeing their names.

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  7. 04-04-2007 08:35 AM #7
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    I'm good friends with a girl called Holly Woods. She has a younger brother called Bowie and sister called Ziggie. Named in honout of David Bowie obv.
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    More wierd names:
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    One of my moms friends from college Candie Barr (married name)

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    i also went to school with a girl named Summer Winters
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Orangejello and Lemonjello.
    It would be awesome if more people got this one.
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    I remember seeing on the news or something a kid named Espn, pronounced espen.
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    I met a girl today. Her name was pickola (sp?) . Pronounced like "Pickle" and then "la."

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    Here's another I just remembered.
    When my father was younger, in his town the sheriff was named Jack Daniels, the fire marshall was Jim Beam, and there was a guy in the next county over named Johnny Walker. I'm not kidding either. . . small towns are great for this shit.
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    I can't get into too many details, but a friend of mine told me this story.

    Her: What's her name?

    Mother: Fah Molly

    Her: Huh... that's a weird name.

    Mother: Yeah, I didn't choose it. It's what they wrote on her birth certificate.

    Her: What? How do you spell it?

    Mother: F.E.M.A.L.E. Fah Molly.

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    some people think my name is weird "carl harry carlson iv" and gabe even started a thread about it once
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    Orongelo and Limonjelo were characters in You Gotta Play Hurt, a great book by Dan Jenkins
    oh lol, idk what rilla was thinking of but there was a stand up comic who did a routine about how script writers think of ridiculous black names. She said she was reading what she thought was orange jello and lemon jello, but then she heard the director say "orangelo and lemonjelo come to the set. Also a pair of twin black boys, dajuan and adajuan.
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    Racecar drive Dick Trickle.

    On ESPN's sportscenter Keith Olberman would always mention him no matter how he did(e.g., "...and Kyle Petty finished third. Dick Trickle did not finish.")
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