weeeeeeeeeee

[XTR1000]

im drunk playing 25 Nl on stars. get there NOW!
sn XTR1000

[mrhappy333]

wtf? Its 5:30 pm here, how about there?

[Muzzard]

FR

[WillburForce]

ur all getting pwned by morissa....

[mrhappy333]

at new table, Waterman III

[bigspenda73]

BOOM

PokerStars Game #17597802009: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/05/21 - 20:12:59 (ET)
Table 'Waterman III' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Hawkfan79 ($10.90 in chips)
Seat 2: XTR1000 ($40.71 in chips)
Seat 3: TroutBumnz ($9.58 in chips)
Seat 4: toddanderson ($40.19 in chips)
Seat 5: LolTrappedU ($23.84 in chips)
toddanderson: posts small blind $0.02
ArtK.M joins the table at seat #6
LolTrappedU: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to LolTrappedU [Td 9s]
Hawkfan79: folds
XTR1000: folds
TroutBumnz: folds
toddanderson: raises $0.05 to $0.10
LolTrappedU: raises $0.05 to $0.15
toddanderson: calls $0.05
*** FLOP *** [Ks 6h 7d]
toddanderson: checks
LolTrappedU: bets $0.05
toddanderson said, "later niggg"
toddanderson: calls $0.05
*** TURN *** [Ks 6h 7d] [8s]
toddanderson: checks
LolTrappedU: bets $1
toddanderson: raises $2 to $3
LolTrappedU: raises $8 to $11
toddanderson: raises $28.99 to $39.99 and is all-in
LolTrappedU: calls $12.64 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($16.35) returned to toddanderson
*** RIVER *** [Ks 6h 7d 8s] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
toddanderson: shows [8d 6d] (two pair, Eights and Sixes)
LolTrappedU: shows [Td 9s] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
LolTrappedU collected $45.68 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $47.68 | Rake $2
Board [Ks 6h 7d 8s Jh]
Seat 1: Hawkfan79 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: XTR1000 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: TroutBumnz (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: toddanderson (small blind) showed [8d 6d] and lost with two pair, Eights and Sixes
Seat 5: LolTrappedU (big blind) showed [Td 9s] and won ($45.68) with a straight, Seven to Jack

[kmind]

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEET

[XTR1000]

this is so fun

[XTR1000]

btw i own hard lol imo ldo

[Galapogos]

PokerStars Game #17598010170: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/05/21 - 20:23:02 (ET)
Table 'Tsai III' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: toddanderson ($9.65 in chips)
Seat 2: Bode-ist ($22.47 in chips)
Seat 3: Hawkfan79 ($8.01 in chips)
Seat 4: IntoTheAce ($10.30 in chips)
Seat 5: I_Lie_2_U ($11.59 in chips)
Seat 7: XTR1000 ($64.70 in chips)
Seat 8: IL Mario ($7.03 in chips)
Seat 9: ArtK.M ($11.32 in chips)
ArtK.M: posts small blind $0.02
toddanderson: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to I_Lie_2_U [2d 2s]
Bode-ist: folds
LolTrappedU has returned
Hawkfan79: folds
toddanderson said, "he pwns"
IntoTheAce: calls $0.05
I_Lie_2_U: calls $0.05
XTR1000: folds
IL Mario: calls $0.05
ArtK.M: folds
toddanderson: raises $0.30 to $0.35
IntoTheAce: folds
I_Lie_2_U: calls $0.30
XTR1000 said, "feels great to be the drunken donk"
IL Mario: folds
*** FLOP *** [6c 5d 4c]
LolTrappedU said, "he always has it"
toddanderson: bets $0.60
XTR1000 said, "im getting into my enemies mind"
I_Lie_2_U: calls $0.60
*** TURN *** [6c 5d 4c] [5h]
toddanderson: bets $1.45
XTR1000 said, "if i were u id freaking ****ing tilt like a minkey"
I_Lie_2_U: calls $1.45
*** RIVER *** [6c 5d 4c 5h] [7h]
toddanderson: bets $2.50
XTR1000 said, "thats why im be over 70k now"
I_Lie_2_U: raises $6.69 to $9.19 and is all-in
toddanderson said, "ncie"
toddanderson: folds
Uncalled bet ($6.69) returned to I_Lie_2_U
LolTrappedU said, "lol"
I_Lie_2_U collected $9.47 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $9.92 | Rake $0.45
Board [6c 5d 4c 5h 7h]
Seat 1: toddanderson (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 2: Bode-ist folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Hawkfan79 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: IntoTheAce folded before Flop
Seat 5: I_Lie_2_U collected ($9.47)
Seat 7: XTR1000 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: IL Mario (button) folded before Flop
Seat 9: ArtK.M (small blind) folded before Flop

toddanderson said, "i lie...HU?"
I_Lie_2_U said, "why?"
toddanderson said, "so you can suckout on me again?"


Yey-yeah

[XTR1000]

lol i cant read a plo board to save my life

PokerStars Game #17598745238: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/05/21 - 20:58:59 (ET)
Table 'Mimas II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: dolphiNny5 ($10.74 in chips)
Seat 3: boddidy12 ($1.19 in chips)
Seat 4: ArtK.M ($5.10 in chips)
Seat 5: XTR1000 ($4.65 in chips)
Seat 6: badgers_uk ($5.20 in chips)
XTR1000: posts small blind $0.01
badgers_uk: posts big blind $0.02
badgers_uk said, "be fair"
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XTR1000 [Qs Qh 9c 3h]
dolphiNny5: raises $0.05 to $0.07
boddidy12: calls $0.07
ArtK.M: folds
XTR1000: raises $0.23 to $0.30
badgers_uk said, "i dont exactly understand the rules"
badgers_uk: folds
dolphiNny5: calls $0.23
boddidy12: calls $0.23
*** FLOP *** [6s Kc 3d]
badgers_uk said, "and im drunk"
DrJohansson was removed from the table for failing to post
badgers_uk said, "so"
XTR1000: bets $0.92
dolphiNny5 said, "excuses"
badgers_uk said, "meeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
dolphiNny5: calls $0.92
boddidy12: folds
*** TURN *** [6s Kc 3d] [9s]
XTR1000 said, "weeeeeeeeee"
XTR1000 said, "drunk"
badgers_uk said, "play you nlhe"
XTR1000 said, "i like drunk people"
badgers_uk said, "heads up"
dolphiNny5 said, "haha"
XTR1000: bets $2.66
dolphiNny5 said, "how much buyin"
badgers_uk said, "for ur roll"
dolphiNny5: raises $2.66 to $5.32
ArtK.M said, "i started playing bout 20min ago so yea"
XTR1000: calls $0.77 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($1.89) returned to dolphiNny5
*** RIVER *** [6s Kc 3d 9s] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
XTR1000: shows [Qs Qh 9c 3h] (two pair, Nines and Threes)
dolphiNny5: mucks hand
XTR1000 collected $9.17 from pot
XTR1000 said, "lol"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $9.62 | Rake $0.45
Board [6s Kc 3d 9s 8h]
Seat 2: dolphiNny5 mucked [As Kd 5h Js]
Seat 3: boddidy12 folded on the Flop
Seat 4: ArtK.M (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: XTR1000 (small blind) showed [Qs Qh 9c 3h] and won ($9.17) with two pair, Nines and Threes
Seat 6: badgers_uk (big blind) folded before Flop

[XTR1000]

Total pot $17.06 Main pot $13.43. Side pot $2.83. | Rake $0.80
Board [As 7d Ad 5h 2s]
Seat 1: UFO1947 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: abregu2006 mucked [5s 5c]
Seat 3: smuggler1844 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: badgers_uk (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: bobdor (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: stickfrog74 mucked [Jc Js]
Seat 7: XTR1000 showed [7s 7c] and won ($16.26) with a full house, Sevens full of Aces
Seat 8: isiboo folded on the Turn
Seat 9: WhiteApe777 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[givememyleg]

SOMEONE OMG I WANT A SEAT IM IMPATIENT

[givememyleg]

PokerStars Game #17599285077: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/05/21 - 21:25:50 (ET)
Table 'Phad IV' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 5: jcrowe78 ($2.92 in chips)
Seat 7: givememyleg ($4.99 in chips)
Seat 9: Lukieplaya ($5.08 in chips)
badgers_uk will be allowed to play after the button
jcrowe78: posts small blind $0.01
givememyleg: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [3h Jc]
givememyleg said, "LOL UNLIMITED BETS HOLD THEM NOTHIN CAN STOP ME NOW"
badgers_uk said, "HA"
Lukieplaya: raises $0.06 to $0.08
jcrowe78: calls $0.07
givememyleg: raises $0.06 to $0.14
Lukieplaya: calls $0.06
jcrowe78: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ks 2h Td]
givememyleg: bets $0.02
XTR1000 joins the table at seat #8
Lukieplaya: raises $0.02 to $0.04
givememyleg: raises $0.02 to $0.06
Lukieplaya: calls $0.02
*** TURN *** [Ks 2h Td] [2s]
givememyleg: checks
bobdor joins the table at seat #2
Lukieplaya: bets $0.02
givememyleg: raises $4.77 to $4.79 and is all-in
Lukieplaya: folds
Uncalled bet ($4.77) returned to givememyleg
givememyleg said, "NOTHING"
Lukieplaya said, "what"
givememyleg collected $0.52 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $0.52 | Rake $0
Board [Ks 2h Td 2s]
Seat 5: jcrowe78 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: givememyleg (big blind) collected ($0.52)
Seat 9: Lukieplaya (button) folded on the Turn

UNLIMITED

[givememyleg]

PokerStars Game #17599314541: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/05/21 - 21:27:18 (ET)
Table 'Phad IV' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: badgers_uk ($4.90 in chips)
Seat 7: givememyleg ($5.19 in chips)
Seat 8: XTR1000 ($4.90 in chips)
Seat 9: Lukieplaya ($5.16 in chips)
XTR1000: posts small blind $0.01
Lukieplaya: posts big blind $0.02
bobdor: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [9d Ts]
badgers_uk: raises $0.08 to $0.10
Lukieplaya said, "there is no folding in this game guys"
givememyleg: raises $1.20 to $1.30
XTR1000: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $3.86 to $5.16 and is all-in
pankfish joins the table at seat #3
badgers_uk said, "mehhhhh"
badgers_uk: calls $4.80 and is all-in
givememyleg: calls $3.86
givememyleg said, "IUNSTACALL"
*** FLOP *** [5s Jh Qd]
Lukieplaya said, "10"
Lukieplaya said, "10"
Lukieplaya said, "10"
*** TURN *** [5s Jh Qd] [5c]
Lukieplaya said, "10"
*** RIVER *** [5s Jh Qd 5c] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [Kc 9h] (a pair of Fives)
givememyleg: shows [9d Ts] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
givememyleg collected $0.47 from side pot
badgers_uk: mucks hand
givememyleg said, "**** IT HOLLAR"
stealthcrew joins the table at seat #5
givememyleg collected $14.01 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15.23 Main pot $14.01. Side pot $0.47. | Rake $0.75
Board [5s Jh Qd 5c 8d]
Seat 1: badgers_uk mucked [As 7s]
Seat 7: givememyleg (button) showed [9d Ts] and won ($14.48) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 8: XTR1000 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Lukieplaya (big blind) showed [Kc 9h] and lost with a pair of Fives

PokerStars Game #17599325299: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/05/21 - 21:27:51 (ET)
Table 'Phad IV' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: badgers_uk ($1 in chips)
Seat 2: bobdor ($5 in chips)
Seat 7: givememyleg ($14.51 in chips)
Seat 8: XTR1000 ($4.89 in chips)
badgers_uk: posts small blind $0.01
bobdor: posts big blind $0.02
pankfish: sits out
stealthcrew: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Jh 6h]
Lukieplaya has returned
givememyleg: raises $0.02 to $0.04
badgers_uk said, "lol"
XTR1000: raises $0.24 to $0.28
badgers_uk said, "sick beat this is"
badgers_uk: raises $0.72 to $1 and is all-in
bobdor: folds
givememyleg: calls $0.96
XTR1000: raises $3.89 to $4.89 and is all-in
Lukieplaya said, "kids these days"
givememyleg: calls $3.89
*** FLOP *** [Js 6d 3d]
*** TURN *** [Js 6d 3d] [Ad]
givememyleg said, "I WIN AGAIN"
Lukieplaya said, "all in with 10 high"
*** RIVER *** [Js 6d 3d Ad] [2s]
Lukieplaya said, "RIDICULOUS"
chattim22 joins the table at seat #4
*** SHOW DOWN ***
givememyleg: shows [Jh 6h] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
XTR1000: shows [9c 9h] (a pair of Nines)
givememyleg collected $7.43 from side pot
badgers_uk: mucks hand
givememyleg collected $2.87 from main pot
badgers_uk said, "beat got sicker"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10.80 Main pot $2.87. Side pot $7.43. | Rake $0.50
Board [Js 6d 3d Ad 2s]
Seat 1: badgers_uk (small blind) mucked [Qd Qs]
Seat 2: bobdor (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: givememyleg showed [Jh 6h] and won ($10.30) with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Seat 8: XTR1000 (button) showed [9c 9h] and lost with a pair of Nines

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT

[UG]

keep rockin' out GMML eff the haters

[XTR1000]

PokerStars Game #17599453394: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/05/21 - 21:34:24 (ET)
Table 'Phad IV' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: badgers_uk ($1 in chips)
Seat 2: bobdor ($3 in chips)
Seat 3: pankfish ($3 in chips)
Seat 4: chattim22 ($4.88 in chips)
Seat 5: stealthcrew ($2.88 in chips)
Seat 6: NickJones999 ($6.58 in chips)
Seat 7: givememyleg ($20.58 in chips)
Seat 8: XTR1000 ($15.39 in chips)
Seat 9: Lukieplaya ($12.50 in chips)
XTR1000: posts small blind $0.01
Lukieplaya: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XTR1000 [6c 9s]
badgers_uk said, "you stole my outs"
givememyleg said, "OMG SO RIGGED"
badgers_uk: folds
bobdor: calls $0.02
pankfish: calls $0.02
chattim22: folds
stealthcrew: folds
NickJones999: folds
givememyleg: calls $0.02
XTR1000: calls $0.01
Lukieplaya: raises $0.98 to $1
bobdor: folds
pankfish: calls $0.98
givememyleg: calls $0.98
XTR1000: raises $14.39 to $15.39 and is all-in
Lukieplaya: calls $11.50 and is all-in
givememyleg said, "OMG"
pankfish: calls $2 and is all-in
givememyleg said, "OMG"
givememyleg said, "OMG"
givememyleg: folds
Uncalled bet ($2.89) returned to XTR1000
Lukieplaya said, "nice."
*** FLOP *** [3d Jc 9c]
Lukieplaya said, "give me an ACE"
*** TURN *** [3d Jc 9c] [3c]
givememyleg said, "27o in the muck "
*** RIVER *** [3d Jc 9c 3c] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
XTR1000: shows [6c 9s] (a full house, Nines full of Threes)
Lukieplaya: mucks hand
XTR1000 collected $18.05 from side pot
pankfish: mucks hand
XTR1000 collected $9.52 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $29.02 Main pot $9.52. Side pot $18.05. | Rake $1.45
Board [3d Jc 9c 3c 9d]
Seat 1: badgers_uk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: bobdor folded before Flop
Seat 3: pankfish mucked [Jh Th]
Seat 4: chattim22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: stealthcrew folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: NickJones999 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: givememyleg (button) folded before Flop
Seat 8: XTR1000 (small blind) showed [6c 9s] and won ($27.57) with a full house, Nines full of Threes
Seat 9: Lukieplaya (big blind) mucked [3h Ad]

[givememyleg]

PokerStars Game #17599433967: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/05/21 - 21:33:23 (ET)
Table 'Phad IV' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: badgers_uk ($11.51 in chips)
Seat 2: bobdor ($3 in chips)
Seat 4: chattim22 ($4.88 in chips)
Seat 5: stealthcrew ($2.88 in chips)
Seat 6: NickJones999 ($2.26 in chips)
Seat 7: givememyleg ($14.54 in chips)
Seat 8: XTR1000 ($15.41 in chips)
Seat 9: Lukieplaya ($12.58 in chips)
badgers_uk said, "lol"
givememyleg: posts small blind $0.01
XTR1000: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [9d Ah]
Lukieplaya: raises $0.06 to $0.08
Lukieplaya said, "yessssss"
badgers_uk: raises $11.43 to $11.51 and is all-in
pankfish has returned
XTR1000 said, "lol"
bobdor: folds
chattim22: folds
givememyleg said, "NICE 3BET BADGERS"
stealthcrew: folds
badgers_uk said, "i thought my sizing would lesses implied odds"
givememyleg said, "im comitted\"
NickJones999: calls $2.26 and is all-in
givememyleg said, "pot odds"
badgers_uk said, "lessen^"
givememyleg: raises $3.03 to $14.54 and is all-in
XTR1000: folds
Lukieplaya: folds
Uncalled bet ($3.03) returned to givememyleg
*** FLOP *** [Td 6s Kd]
*** TURN *** [Td 6s Kd] [5h]
Lukieplaya said, "damn folded 10 7"
badgers_uk said, "9a"
badgers_uk said, "9a"
*** RIVER *** [Td 6s Kd 5h] [5s]
badgers_uk said, "9a"
badgers_uk said, "9a"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
givememyleg: shows [9d Ah] (a pair of Fives)
badgers_uk: mucks hand
givememyleg collected $17.55 from side pot
NickJones999: shows [Kh Jh] (two pair, Kings and Fives)
NickJones999 collected $6.58 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $25.38 Main pot $6.58. Side pot $17.55. | Rake $1.25
Board [Td 6s Kd 5h 5s]
Seat 1: badgers_uk mucked [Jc Qs]
Seat 2: bobdor folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: chattim22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: stealthcrew folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: NickJones999 (button) showed [Kh Jh] and won ($6.58) with two pair, Kings and Fives
Seat 7: givememyleg (small blind) showed [9d Ah] and won ($17.55) with a pair of Fives
Seat 8: XTR1000 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Lukieplaya folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #17599587569: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/05/21 - 21:41:22 (ET)
Table 'Phad IV' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: badgers_uk ($5.23 in chips)
Seat 2: bobdor ($2.95 in chips)
Seat 3: pankfish ($4.97 in chips)
Seat 4: chattim22 ($4.35 in chips)
Seat 5: stealthcrew ($2.85 in chips)
Seat 6: LetitbeAA ($2.93 in chips)
Seat 7: givememyleg ($23.02 in chips)
Seat 8: XTR1000 ($30.92 in chips)
Seat 9: mrhappy333 ($5 in chips)
XTR1000: posts small blind $0.01
mrhappy333: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [4s 9s]
badgers_uk: folds
bobdor: folds
pankfish: calls $0.02
chattim22: folds
stealthcrew: calls $0.02
LetitbeAA: calls $0.02
givememyleg: calls $0.02
XTR1000: folds
mrhappy333: raises $0.20 to $0.22
pankfish: calls $0.20
stealthcrew: calls $0.20
LetitbeAA: folds
givememyleg: calls $0.20
*** FLOP *** [6h 4d Jc]
mrhappy333: bets $0.90
pankfish: calls $0.90
stealthcrew: folds
givememyleg: calls $0.90
*** TURN *** [6h 4d Jc] [3h]
mrhappy333: bets $3.88 and is all-in
pankfish: folds
givememyleg: calls $3.88
*** RIVER *** [6h 4d Jc 3h] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mrhappy333: shows [Kc Kh] (two pair, Kings and Fours)
givememyleg: shows [4s 9s] (three of a kind, Fours)
givememyleg collected $10.82 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $11.37 | Rake $0.55
Board [6h 4d Jc 3h 4c]
Seat 1: badgers_uk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: bobdor folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: pankfish folded on the Turn
Seat 4: chattim22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: stealthcrew folded on the Flop
Seat 6: LetitbeAA folded before Flop
Seat 7: givememyleg (button) showed [4s 9s] and won ($10.82) with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 8: XTR1000 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: mrhappy333 (big blind) showed [Kc Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fours

DONT HATE APPRECIATE

[BigBadBull]

Dealer: TroutBumnz folds
jasons0147 [observer]: you guys realize you have people waiting 3 and 5 deep to play on your tables
le balk: artk.m what did you have?

[Lukie]

stupid game

[givememyleg]

PokerStars Game #17599795094: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/05/21 - 21:51:58 (ET)
Table 'Phad IV' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: badgers_uk ($11.50 in chips)
Seat 2: bobdor ($8.35 in chips)
Seat 3: pankfish ($5.68 in chips)
Seat 4: chattim22 ($4.30 in chips)
Seat 6: LetitbeAA ($5.44 in chips)
Seat 7: givememyleg ($16.03 in chips)
Seat 8: XTR1000 ($28 in chips)
Seat 9: mrhappy333 ($7.19 in chips)
pankfish: posts small blind $0.01
chattim22: posts big blind $0.02
joelblit: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [5d Qs]
LetitbeAA: calls $0.02
givememyleg: calls $0.02
XTR1000: raises $0.14 to $0.16
mrhappy333: calls $0.16
badgers_uk: calls $0.16
bobdor: folds
pankfish: calls $0.15
chattim22: folds
LetitbeAA: folds
givememyleg: calls $0.14
*** FLOP *** [Qh 5c 3d]
pankfish: checks
givememyleg: bets $0.76
XTR1000: raises $1.12 to $1.88
mrhappy333: folds
badgers_uk: folds
pankfish: folds
givememyleg: raises $1.88 to $3.76
XTR1000: raises $24.08 to $27.84 and is all-in
givememyleg: calls $12.11 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($11.97) returned to XTR1000
*** TURN *** [Qh 5c 3d] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 5c 3d Js] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
givememyleg: shows [5d Qs] (two pair, Queens and Fives)
XTR1000: shows [Ks Kh] (two pair, Kings and Threes)
XTR1000 collected $30.98 from pot
givememyleg said, "OMG"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $32.58 | Rake $1.60
Board [Qh 5c 3d Js 3c]
Seat 1: badgers_uk folded on the Flop
Seat 2: bobdor (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: pankfish (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: chattim22 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: LetitbeAA folded before Flop
Seat 7: givememyleg showed [5d Qs] and lost with two pair, Queens and Fives
Seat 8: XTR1000 showed [Ks Kh] and won ($30.98) with two pair, Kings and Threes
Seat 9: mrhappy333 folded on the Flop

YOURE A FUCKING LUCKBOZ XTR OMG

[a500lbgorilla]

I run like a god vrs spenda. Poor guy never adjusted.

[jasons0147]

XTR, do you have any of the hands that a couple of us flipped, those were brutal. I cant find the HH.

[BigBadBull]

lol shipaments.
but yeah stars is rigged

PokerStars Game #17600273844: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/05/21 - 22:17:05 (ET)
Table 'Waterman III' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: XTR1000 ($67.24 in chips)
Seat 3: TroutBumnz ($36.82 in chips)
Seat 5: bobdor ($13.18 in chips)
Seat 6: ArtK.M ($14 in chips)
XTR1000 said, "nooooooooooooo"
TroutBumnz: posts small blind $0.02
bobdor: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ArtK.M [9s 9d]
thizzSC said, "yea can you ship"
jasons0147 leaves the table
ArtK.M: raises $0.20 to $0.25
XTR1000: raises $66.99 to $67.24 and is all-in
TroutBumnz: folds
bobdor: folds
XTR1000 said, "sure"
ArtK.M: calls $13.75 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($53.24) returned to XTR1000
*** FLOP *** [Tc 8s Qs]
*** TURN *** [Tc 8s Qs] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 8s Qs Jd] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ArtK.M: shows [9s 9d] (a straight, Nine to King)
XTR1000: mucks hand
ArtK.M collected $26.67 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $28.07 | Rake $1.40
Board [Tc 8s Qs Jd Ks]
Seat 2: XTR1000 (button) mucked [6d 3h]
Seat 3: TroutBumnz (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: bobdor (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: ArtK.M showed [9s 9d] and won ($26.67) with a straight, Nine to King


PokerStars Game #17600428162: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/05/21 - 22:25:18 (ET)
Table 'Waterman III' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: thizzSC ($19 in chips)
Seat 2: XTR1000 ($30.95 in chips)
Seat 3: TroutBumnz ($36.46 in chips)
Seat 4: morissa ($5.86 in chips)
Seat 5: bobdor ($24.74 in chips)
Seat 6: ArtK.M ($26.58 in chips)
thizzSC: posts small blind $0.02
XTR1000: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ArtK.M [Jd Js]
ArtK.M said, "lol i actually do have like a few hundred br at stars"
TroutBumnz: calls $0.05
morissa: folds
bobdor: folds
ArtK.M: raises $0.20 to $0.25
XTR1000 said, "aight last orbit"
thizzSC: folds
XTR1000 said, "birds start singin outside"
XTR1000: raises $30.70 to $30.95 and is all-in
TroutBumnz: folds
ArtK.M said, "time is it there?"
ArtK.M: calls $26.33 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($4.37) returned to XTR1000
*** FLOP *** [9h 5s 5h]
*** TURN *** [9h 5s 5h] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [9h 5s 5h 9c] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
XTR1000: shows [6h 7c] (two pair, Nines and Fives)
ArtK.M: shows [Jd Js] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
ArtK.M collected $50.58 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $53.23 | Rake $2.65
Board [9h 5s 5h 9c Kh]
Seat 1: thizzSC (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: XTR1000 (big blind) showed [6h 7c] and lost with two pair, Nines and Fives
Seat 3: TroutBumnz folded before Flop
Seat 4: morissa folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: bobdor folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ArtK.M (button) showed [Jd Js] and won ($50.58) with two pair, Jacks and Nines


PokerStars Game #17600465002: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/05/21 - 22:27:15 (ET)
Table 'Waterman III' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: thizzSC ($18.98 in chips)
Seat 2: XTR1000 ($4.42 in chips)
Seat 3: TroutBumnz ($36.36 in chips)
Seat 4: morissa ($5.86 in chips)
Seat 5: bobdor ($24.74 in chips)
Seat 6: ArtK.M ($50.58 in chips)
TroutBumnz: posts small blind $0.02
morissa: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ArtK.M [7d 8d]
bobdor: folds
ArtK.M: raises $0.25 to $0.30
thizzSC: folds
XTR1000: raises $4.12 to $4.42 and is all-in
TroutBumnz: folds
morissa: folds
ArtK.M: calls $4.12
*** FLOP *** [3d Jh Jd]
*** TURN *** [3d Jh Jd] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [3d Jh Jd 2s] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ArtK.M: shows [7d 8d] (a flush, Ace high)
XTR1000: shows [8s 9d] (a pair of Jacks)
ArtK.M collected $8.51 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $8.91 | Rake $0.40
Board [3d Jh Jd 2s Ad]
Seat 1: thizzSC folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: XTR1000 (button) showed [8s 9d] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 3: TroutBumnz (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: morissa (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: bobdor folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ArtK.M showed [7d 8d] and won ($8.51) with a flush, Ace high

[jasons0147]

oh wow didnt realize you guys were still flipping after i left and your right stars is rigged, i lost two flips and both times the winner had the nuts and im sitting there looking at 4 high

[BigBadBull]

above post should have been titled "How XTR Lost His Roll"

[BigBadBull]

lol i cant read a plo board to save my life

Ill dig up my plo hands later but i think i beat you at not being able to read boards even when youre shitfaced

[pankfish]

I think there were two regs sitting at the omaha table. You would think they would have stacked up a million times.

[bobdor]

I liked this one a lot.

PokerStars Game #17600497873: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/05/21 - 22:29:00 (ET)
Table 'Waterman III' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: thizzSC ($18.98 in chips)
Seat 2: XTR1000 ($4.01 in chips)
Seat 3: TroutBumnz ($34.27 in chips)
Seat 4: morissa ($5.79 in chips)
Seat 5: bobdor ($24.67 in chips)
Seat 6: ArtK.M ($54.62 in chips)
ArtK.M: posts small blind $0.02
XTR1000 said, "donkey"
thizzSC: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bobdor [Kc Ks]
XTR1000 said, "=)"
XTR1000: raises $3.96 to $4.01 and is all-in
TroutBumnz: folds
morissa: folds
bobdor: calls $4.01
ArtK.M: folds
thizzSC: raises $14.97 to $18.98 and is all-in
bobdor: calls $14.97
*** FLOP *** [6d Ts 7h]
*** TURN *** [6d Ts 7h] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [6d Ts 7h Qd] [9c]
XTR1000 said, "pair"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
thizzSC: shows [Kh Ac] (high card Ace)
bobdor: shows [Kc Ks] (a pair of Kings)
bobdor collected $28.49 from side pot
XTR1000: shows [7d 9h] (two pair, Nines and Sevens)
thizzSC said, "lol"
XTR1000 collected $11.45 from main pot
XTR1000 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $41.99 Main pot $11.45. Side pot $28.49. | Rake $2.05
Board [6d Ts 7h Qd 9c]
Seat 1: thizzSC (big blind) showed [Kh Ac] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 2: XTR1000 showed [7d 9h] and won ($11.45) with two pair, Nines and Sevens
Seat 3: TroutBumnz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: morissa folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: bobdor (button) showed [Kc Ks] and won ($28.49) with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: ArtK.M (small blind) folded before Flop

[badgers]

lol my HU4ROLLz challenge is posted here. I'm pretty glad he didn't take it tbh I was in no fit state to play heads up or really any other kind of poker for that matter.

[XTR1000]

omg this was so fun.

PokerStars Game #17600486084: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/05/21 - 22:28:22 (ET)
Table 'Waterman III' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: thizzSC ($18.98 in chips)
Seat 2: XTR1000 ($2.07 in chips)
Seat 3: TroutBumnz ($36.34 in chips)
Seat 4: morissa ($5.79 in chips)
Seat 5: bobdor ($24.69 in chips)
Seat 6: ArtK.M ($54.67 in chips)
bobdor: posts small blind $0.02
ArtK.M: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XTR1000 [2h 6h]
thizzSC: folds
XTR1000: raises $2.02 to $2.07 and is all-in
TroutBumnz: calls $2.07
morissa: folds
bobdor: folds
ArtK.M said, "i should make a post how xtr lost his roll////\"
ArtK.M: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qh Kc 9s]
*** TURN *** [Qh Kc 9s] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [Qh Kc 9s 2c] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
XTR1000: shows [2h 6h] (two pair, Sixes and Deuces)
thizzSC said, "lol"
TroutBumnz: mucks hand
XTR1000 collected $4.01 from pot
XTR1000 said, "ha"
TroutBumnz said, "nh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4.21 | Rake $0.20
Board [Qh Kc 9s 2c 6d]
Seat 1: thizzSC folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: XTR1000 showed [2h 6h] and won ($4.01) with two pair, Sixes and Deuces
Seat 3: TroutBumnz mucked [Jd Ac]
Seat 4: morissa (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: bobdor (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: ArtK.M (big blind) folded before Flop



PokerStars Game #17600401127: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/05/21 - 22:23:52 (ET)
Table 'Waterman III' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: thizzSC ($9.93 in chips)
Seat 2: XTR1000 ($40.88 in chips)
Seat 3: TroutBumnz ($36.46 in chips)
Seat 4: morissa ($5.86 in chips)
Seat 5: bobdor ($24.76 in chips)
Seat 6: ArtK.M ($26.65 in chips)
XTR1000 said, "gets AK AI pre"
bobdor: posts small blind $0.02
ArtK.M: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XTR1000 [Ah 6c]
ArtK.M said, "or he used to be"
XTR1000 said, "what a donk"
XTR1000 said, "not even a pair"
bobdor said, "lol"
bobdor said, "i am from ftr"
ArtK.M said, "he should know better"
thizzSC: raises $0.30 to $0.35
XTR1000: raises $40.53 to $40.88 and is all-in
TroutBumnz: folds
morissa: folds
bobdor said, "but i have like $100 br so im not tryin to get all in too much"
bobdor: folds
ArtK.M: folds
thizzSC: calls $9.58 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($30.95) returned to XTR1000
*** FLOP *** [Jd Kc 8h]
ArtK.M said, "whats the sn, bob?"
*** TURN *** [Jd Kc 8h] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [Jd Kc 8h 2s] [Kd]
bobdor said, "bobdor"
XTR1000 said, "I HAVE 50 br"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
thizzSC: shows [Js Kh] (a full house, Kings full of Jacks)
XTR1000: mucks hand
thizzSC collected $18.98 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $19.93 | Rake $0.95
Board [Jd Kc 8h 2s Kd]
Seat 1: thizzSC showed [Js Kh] and won ($18.98) with a full house, Kings full of Jacks
Seat 2: XTR1000 mucked [Ah 6c]
Seat 3: TroutBumnz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: morissa (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: bobdor (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: ArtK.M (big blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #17600273844: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/05/21 - 22:17:05 (ET)
Table 'Waterman III' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: XTR1000 ($67.24 in chips)
Seat 3: TroutBumnz ($36.82 in chips)
Seat 5: bobdor ($13.18 in chips)
Seat 6: ArtK.M ($14 in chips)
XTR1000 said, "nooooooooooooo"
TroutBumnz: posts small blind $0.02
bobdor: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XTR1000 [6d 3h]
thizzSC said, "yea can you ship"
jasons0147 leaves the table
ArtK.M: raises $0.20 to $0.25
XTR1000: raises $66.99 to $67.24 and is all-in
TroutBumnz: folds
bobdor: folds
XTR1000 said, "sure"
ArtK.M: calls $13.75 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($53.24) returned to XTR1000
*** FLOP *** [Tc 8s Qs]
*** TURN *** [Tc 8s Qs] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 8s Qs Jd] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ArtK.M: shows [9s 9d] (a straight, Nine to King)
XTR1000: mucks hand
ArtK.M collected $26.67 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $28.07 | Rake $1.40
Board [Tc 8s Qs Jd Ks]
Seat 2: XTR1000 (button) mucked [6d 3h]
Seat 3: TroutBumnz (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: bobdor (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: ArtK.M showed [9s 9d] and won ($26.67) with a straight, Nine to King

PokerStars Game #17600261132: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/05/21 - 22:16:24 (ET)
Table 'Waterman III' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: XTR1000 ($81.60 in chips)
Seat 3: TroutBumnz ($14.36 in chips)
Seat 4: jasons0147 ($10 in chips)
Seat 5: bobdor ($13.18 in chips)
Seat 6: ArtK.M ($14 in chips)
XTR1000: posts small blind $0.02
TroutBumnz: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XTR1000 [8d Qd]
jasons0147: raises $9.95 to $10 and is all-in
bobdor: folds
ArtK.M: folds
XTR1000: raises $71.60 to $81.60 and is all-in
jasons0147 said, "this is my last"
ArtK.M said, "what a strong bet"
TroutBumnz: calls $14.31 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($67.24) returned to XTR1000
*** FLOP *** [Ah Ks 9h]
*** TURN *** [Ah Ks 9h] [3c]
ArtK.M said, "xtr shoulda told me id flip"
*** RIVER *** [Ah Ks 9h 3c] [Kd]
XTR1000 said, "need moniez santa?"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
XTR1000: shows [8d Qd] (a pair of Kings)
TroutBumnz: shows [Ac As] (a full house, Aces full of Kings)
TroutBumnz collected $8.32 from side pot
jasons0147: mucks hand
TroutBumnz collected $28.50 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $38.72 Main pot $28.50. Side pot $8.32. | Rake $1.90
Board [Ah Ks 9h 3c Kd]
Seat 2: XTR1000 (small blind) showed [8d Qd] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: TroutBumnz (big blind) showed [Ac As] and won ($36.82) with a full house, Aces full of Kings
Seat 4: jasons0147 mucked [8s 4d]
Seat 5: bobdor folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ArtK.M (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)


PokerStars Game #17600237907: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/05/21 - 22:15:10 (ET)
Table 'Waterman III' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: thizzSC ($6.20 in chips)
Seat 2: XTR1000 ($72.88 in chips)
Seat 3: TroutBumnz ($14.36 in chips)
Seat 4: jasons0147 ($4.95 in chips)
Seat 5: bobdor ($13.23 in chips)
Seat 6: ArtK.M ($14.02 in chips)
jasons0147: posts small blind $0.02
bobdor: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XTR1000 [9s 2h]
XTR1000 said, "flip flip"
ArtK.M: folds
thizzSC: raises $6.15 to $6.20 and is all-in
XTR1000: raises $66.68 to $72.88 and is all-in
TroutBumnz: folds
jasons0147: calls $4.93 and is all-in
bobdor: folds
Uncalled bet ($66.68) returned to XTR1000
*** FLOP *** [Ac Kc 3h]
*** TURN *** [Ac Kc 3h] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [Ac Kc 3h 3c] [5c]
jasons0147 said, "not good"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
thizzSC: shows [4s 2s] (a straight, Ace to Five)
XTR1000: shows [9s 2h] (a pair of Threes)
thizzSC said, "lyeeeeee"
thizzSC collected $2.35 from side pot
jasons0147: mucks hand
XTR1000 said, "weeeeeeeee"
thizzSC collected $14.20 from main pot
thizzSC said, "gutterbals"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $17.40 Main pot $14.20. Side pot $2.35. | Rake $0.85
Board [Ac Kc 3h 3c 5c]
Seat 1: thizzSC showed [4s 2s] and won ($16.55) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 2: XTR1000 showed [9s 2h] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 3: TroutBumnz (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jasons0147 (small blind) mucked [8h 7s]
Seat 5: bobdor (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: ArtK.M folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[GatorJH]

how the %^&^&(^# did I miss this? Damnit, work sucks!!!!

[XTR1000]

i almost forgot about this one
$0.02/$0.05 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Hero ($21.61)
UTG 1 mrhappy333 ($10.00)
CO spoonitnow ($10.78)
BTN LolTrappedU ($10.35)
SB 500lbgorilla ($12.70)
BB I_Lie_2_U ($9.25)

Pre-flop: ($0.07, 6 players) Hero is UTG
Hero raises to $0.30, 1 fold, spoonitnow calls $0.30, 2 folds, I_Lie_2_U calls $0.25

Flop: ($0.92, 3 players)
I_Lie_2_U checks, Hero checks, spoonitnow bets $0.85, I_Lie_2_U folds, Hero calls $0.85

Turn: ($2.62, 2 players)
Hero checks, spoonitnow bets $1.60, Hero calls $1.60

River: ($5.82, 2 players)
Hero checks, spoonitnow goes all-in $8.03, Hero calls $8.03

Final Pot: $21.88
Hero shows:
spoonitnow shows:

Hero wins $20.83 ( won $10.05 )
I_Lie_2_U lost -$0.30
spoonitnow lost -$10.78

[bobdor]

can anyone guess where that night is on this graph? :P