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 Vasectomy is looking more attractive every day :)
The sheer number of unplanned babies among my friends is staggering. And they are not retarded or irresponsible. They were all using birth control... and now they're getting up three times a night to remove feces from another humans ass. This is not something I could live with! I thought it might change when my father had another daughter four years ago... did not... hated her for the first three years. Now she's barely tolearable and lovable for about 1% of the time. Sorry. Never going to say that out loud to any real people but that's how it is.
Babies just look defective to me. The way they have to wobble around just to balance their massively oversized, mongoloid cranium between their shoulders. My girlfriend has one and I'm really trying hard to like the little fuck, but he's such an egocentric asshole... like: I gave it to you, you threw it away, I gave it to you, you threw it away - and now you're crying like the world is going to end because I don't give it to you again? r u srs?
The one thing you have to give to them is that the more you are around them the more you understand about the world. Like: I never understood the babies in the garbage thing. Now I totally get it!
So anyone had a vasectomy yet?
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