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  1. 08-10-2006 01:34 PM #1
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    Default umm, ZOMG MY 14 YR OLD COUSIN HAS BEEN USING MY ACCOUNT

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  2. 08-10-2006 01:41 PM #2
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    Dirt throwing ghosts?!?!?!!? WE'RE DOOMED
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  3. 08-10-2006 01:44 PM #3
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    Yeah I don't get what's so special here...
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  5. 08-10-2006 01:56 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Dirt throwing ghosts?!?!?!!? WE'RE DOOMED
    It's even worse. If you read carefully, the ghosts aren't just throwing any old dirt, they are throwing GHOST-DIRT. That's why there was no trace afterwards.
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  8. 08-10-2006 02:52 PM #8
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  9. 08-10-2006 03:02 PM #9
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  10. 08-10-2006 03:30 PM #10
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    Possible reenactment

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    Quote Originally Posted by pantherhound
    We were all getting drunk by the camp fire
    ...and then some birds shit on you.
    In answer to your question... it depends...
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  12. 08-10-2006 03:52 PM #12
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    Default Re: Ouija

    Quote Originally Posted by alias2211
    ...and then some birds shit on you.
    haha that's what I was thinking when I read it too

    and bigred, awesum picture
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  13. 08-10-2006 04:36 PM #13
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    Why the fuck would wild forest ghosts be throwing invisible dirt at organic Ouija fags? Shouldn't they be haunting tree frogs or something?
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    It wasn't ghosts guys. It was some 14 year-old girls that were mad these guys stole their slumber party activity ideas.


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  15. 08-10-2006 11:34 PM #15
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    No way.. 14 year-old girls can't throw ghost-dirt, we all know that!
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  16. 08-11-2006 12:17 AM #16
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    Hmm 14 yr old girls... now the conversation is getting hot...
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  18. 08-11-2006 12:33 AM #18
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    I saw some 14 y'old girls walking by today, and I said to myself: "they must have been pretty when they were younger.."
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackvance
    I saw some 14 y'old girls walking by today, and I said to myself: "they must have been pretty when they were younger.."
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    You gotta be fuckin kiddin me if you're taking this as seriously as you seem to be
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    Default Re: Ouija

    Quote Originally Posted by pantherhound
    There was this clearing in the woods with a flat stone about 3 foot high in the centre of a circle of stones.
    Druids, obv.

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  22. 08-11-2006 09:29 AM #22
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    If you filmed it all where is the video?
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  23. 08-11-2006 09:42 AM #23
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    I did one when i was young and afterwards the coin used went really really hot such that it left a mark on the desk where it had been left.

    A friend of mine did one with his family and his sister freaked out afterwards. She said someone had thumped the headboard on her bed when she was alone in her room. She was crying her eyes out and extemely scared.

    I don't believe anything paranormal happened in either occasion but i really cannot think of an explanation for a coin heating up for no apparent reason.
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  24. 08-11-2006 09:48 AM #24
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    Default umm, ZOMG MY 14 YR OLD COUSIN HAS BEEN USING MY ACCOUNT

    Man, I asked for this. time to lay low for a while
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  25. 08-11-2006 09:49 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toe

    I don't believe anything paranormal happened in either occasion but i really cannot think of an explanation for a coin heating up for no apparent reason.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pantherhound
    Man, I asked for this. time to lay low for a while
    We're still gonna need to see the video though..
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  27. 08-11-2006 11:57 AM #27
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    lemonade was a popular drink and it still is
    I think it woulda been way more interesting if your 14yo cousin had in fact been using your account.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    pantherhound, you gotta tell these stories more often.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    pantherhound, you gotta tell these stories more often.
    Dude, this isn't a story, this is for real..


    ??question.. Pantherhound, if you went camping and woke up with some vaseline and a sore ass, would you tell anyone?
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    I didn't read the story in great detail, but isn't that approximately what happened??
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    Let's bring the discussion back to 14 yr olds girls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    ??question.. Pantherhound, if you went camping and woke up with some vaseline and a sore ass, would you tell anyone?
    If not, let's go camping sometime.
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    First thread Ive read in the community in a week or two and this thread is amazing... I laughed the entire time, good work guys.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    ??question.. Pantherhound, if you went camping and woke up with some vaseline and a sore ass, would you tell anyone?
    If not, let's go camping sometime.
    oh man, u stole my thunder!!

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