The Ultimate Question

[wufwugy]

Which do you choose? Also, "B" isn't a taxi but some nice small gas saving car.

[Micro2Macro]

C. Woman looks to be educated, respectable and does not remind me of ex gf(s). House is contemporary and simple, yet elegant - my ideal home. Car is also contemporary and simple, yet elegant. A fine choice for a ride.

E would be my 2nd choice fwiw, girl looks like a Burberry model which I dig. House is too traditional for my taste, though it looks snug/cozy. Audi fails at crossovers IMO because its too bulky and reminds me of a minivan, though I am biased because the one I drive is closer to a sports car.

I imagine the country people around here will really dig F, though personally I'm not interested at all. I'm not sure what to think of A, but my impression is west coast USA, which I don't think I'd really fit in to so I just passed.

D and B I want nothing to do with, though I dig the (soho?) loft living in NYC. I'd toss the hipster bimbo though. Blondes can DIAGF as far as I'm concerned.

/descriptive drunken response

[Penneywize]

Preface: Thanks for this not being another fucking box / button thread, that was getting old as shit.

My answer --
E and it's not close. A would be my second choice, girl seems to have a nice latina flavour going on there, and the warm weather wouldn't be unwelcome.

E wins primarily because I have a thing for brunettes and I love the winter (I know, contradictions itt). I could play shinny all day and then come inside and ravage that woman by the fireplace - I've always been the romantic type.

Edit: Also, I like small SUVs / crossovers.

[wufwugy]

Preface: Thanks for this not being another fucking box / button thread, that was getting old as shit.

[JKDS]

Is C that house where the walls close up to protect against intruders/zombies?

[rong]

Working backwards:

Not E due to snow. I like warm weather.
Not B. That looks like a posh city type living a hedonistic lifestyle which doesn't appeal to me any more, maybe 5 yrs ago.
Not D, just not my style.
Not C. But maybe C in 10 yrs.

A and F are close.
I guess A is more beach life and F is more country.

I like to live near the water so I'd go for A.

[jackvance]

House from A, car from C, girl from D.. overall I'd take C but very tempted for A aswell.

[rpm]

it's between A or C for me, and i think i'd go C. (ps i have absolutely no clue or, therefore, preference about motor vehicles)

[rpm]

scratch that A is hotter. i pick A

[jyms]

E and F are a toss up. Personally, I know enough about women that we could flip these back and forth but without spending some time in and out of the sack it's a crap shoot what you get. They are all hot enough to take on a dare/bet. It comes down to the vehicle and house and The only thing keeping E in the picture is that F is not a better truck. Make it a Dodge Ram or something prettier like H2 and it's not even close.

[spoonitnow]

F > C > *

[rong]

I'd quite like chick D and chick F at the same time. I'd take house A and trade the car for an extra girl.

[surviva316]

I'd take house A and trade the car for an extra girl.

You realize there are 0 modes of public transportation in South Beach?

[rong]

You realize there are 0 modes of public transportation in South Beach?

Homo

[rong]

Besides, look at my house, I'll remortgage.

[bikes]

A

not close.

[Galapogos]

C > A > F > E > D > B

The vehicle had no impact in my decision for any of these. Actually the house itself didn't really either. It was more like 90% the chick in the picture and 10% what I could determine the climate of the areas judging by the background.

[bikes]

i just want the car and house tbh

[JL]

A >> C = E > F >>>>>>>>>>>>>> D > B

[Hoopy]

Probably choose E with F/A not far behind.

Not a fan of the house in C.

Dislike cities so definitely not D/B.

[Jack Sawyer]

A

not close.

This man says it all

[wufwugy]

A - Looks to me like Colombian drug lord villa. If it's Southern California, I could rethink it, but I really dislike the house style and not knowing the face of the girl. The climate is very nice though, but I'm not sure how much that matters to me in this sort of scenario

B - If I could make optimal choices for myself, it would be this. All my life I've felt some of my biggest personal problems are that I'm not carefree, not a risk taker, too judgmental, and tend to avoid all things city oriented. So I should choose B, but I won't because I make bad decisions

C - Chick is A++ but it just looks too foreign, but I'm not sure if it matters. I don't know how much I would appreciate the European culture this represents. It's not that I think I wouldn't, but that I have no frame of reference

D - Even more pronounced than C, but not a fan of the scooter, and have zero idea of the character of that kind of girl. Also doesn't look too much like my type, but that never ends up mattering

E - Very tough one to pick against, but looks a little too isolated for my tastes and makes me think too much of The Shining

F - This is my pick. Born and raised on Westerns, BBQ, and the idea of owning your own land. Plus, hot Asian playing cowboy is kind of a deal maker. Cornfed salt o the earth hillbillyism isn't hot, but a hint of it is

Can't believe I agree with spoon. I guess it makes sense though since we were probably raised on similar cultural ideals

[givememyleg]

hard to make an educated choice without knowing the personality/intelligence of the women and location of the property, but just from the pics i'm going with A and it's not really close.

E and C would be 2nd/3rd for me.

[givememyleg]

also C chick is hot as hell.

[boost]

[a500lbgorilla]

A

Sweet lord A.

I'd take A without the house.

[jyms]

Geez boost, 500mil thread is down the hall, if we could pick our own this game would be way too easy. And you picked two vehicles.

[surviva316]

Preface: Thanks for this not being another fucking box / button thread, that was getting old as shit.

This is kind of just a box/button away from being a box/button thread...

[boost]

Geez boost, 500mil thread is down the hall, if we could pick our own this game would be way too easy. And you picked two vehicles.

I do what I want; deal with it.

[surviva316]

I do what I want; deal with it.

BOOM SHAKA LAKA!

[supa]

Why change the taxi to a small car? Doesn't the taxi symbolize the city life you'd be choosing?

Anyway, some sort of mixture of A and C I guess. The chick in C is hot but has a pretentious quality that I don't really dig. Probably the fake prescription glasses.

Chick in A is a little skinny but still hot and if she truly loves the beach she's a keeper. The house is textbook socal (Orange County type) btw Wuf. I really can't stand BMWs but that's just me. I like the Audi.

[wufwugy]

Why change the taxi to a small car? Doesn't the taxi symbolize the city life you'd be choosing?

Because the option is flawed within the context if it doesn't include a personal car. The creator should have added a car garage for city option or have eliminated type of car altogether.

[lolzzz_321]

e plz

[MadMojoMonkey]

none of the above

[supa]

none of the above

Option G?



Dunno about the house but you'd obv be riding a horse.

[surviva316]

Option G?

Dunno about the house but you'd obv be riding a horse.

Would need to be a really shite house to make up for how badly you've tilted the tables in favor of option G.

[OngBonga]

Am I the only one that doesn't care? I'll take any.

[bikes]

Option G?



Dunno about the house but you'd obv be riding a horse.

[surviva316]

I don't always have multi-special threesomes,
But when I do, it's with a man and a horse.

Surely I'm not alone on this.

[kickass]

Fuck me! better cars than I've ever driven better houses than I've ever lived in and even that fellow is better looking than anything I've ever fucked! You pick for me ill be happy any which way!

[a500lbgorilla]

Axe though.

[baudib]

Girl in A wins hands down.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Option G?

Dunno about the house but you'd obv be riding a horse.

I'm engaged, so I'm happy in the woman category. All of those women look like they're not my type anyway. I'm into women who love poker, or at least video games, and nerdy conversations with a lazy man who only reluctantly leaves the couch.

I don't want a big house. If I'm being a dreamer, than I don't want a crowded apartment building, either. I want a small house with a basement in the suburbs of a major city, preferably a neighborhood where I can pay the neighbor kid to mow my lawn. I don't want to have kids, so there will only be 2 people living in the space... not much space needed. Also, I've never liked the idea of owning things that I do not use.

I own a motorcycle, and the only thing that would make a scooter more pansy is if it actually had pansies on it. I need a car, but I'd be quite content with any 4-door sedan which has less than 50k miles on it.

[supa]

I'm engaged, so I'm happy in the woman category. All of those women look like they're not my type anyway. I'm into women who love poker, or at least video games, and nerdy conversations with a lazy man who only reluctantly leaves the couch.

I don't want a big house. If I'm being a dreamer, than I don't want a crowded apartment building, either. I want a small house with a basement in the suburbs of a major city, preferably a neighborhood where I can pay the neighbor kid to mow my lawn. I don't want to have kids, so there will only be 2 people living in the space... not much space needed. Also, I've never liked the idea of owning things that I do not use.

I own a motorcycle, and the only thing that would make a scooter more pansy is if it actually had pansies on it. I need a car, but I'd be quite content with any 4-door sedan which has less than 50k miles on it.

Ugh. I can't say much about this is other than the only people I know that think this way about scooters are people that don't have a clue how to ride a motorcycle. I mean, tell Valentino Rossi he's a pansy because he owns a scooter.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Ugh. I can't say much about this is other than the only people I know that think this way about scooters are people that don't have a clue how to ride a motorcycle.

I mentioned I own a motorcycle, and that I need a car. I guess I need to mention that a motorcycle is my primary vehicle (and has been for the past 5 years). Doesn't it go without saying that I know how to ride it?
I'm not into racing or stunts, so maybe on that level, you could say I don't know how to ride.

If you consider me to be someone you know, then now you know at least one person who feels this way.

I mean, tell Valentino Rossi he's a pansy because he owns a scooter.

I have never heard of Valentino Rossi (until I just Googled the name), and I'm not into throwing insults around.

He's Italian? Aren't scooters hugely popular vehicles in Italy? That's not really affecting life in St. Louis.

It's probably just a cultural thing.

[spidyberge]

My choice is A.Don't think i can keep up with the expenses from it on my salary but i know i'll keep her happy.

[surviva316]

I don't see how everyone's saying that A is hands down the most attractive girl when there's so little we can tell about her (especially her body). C's the most attractive in my book (and I would understand people taking F before A). I don't care that she's wearing a turtleneck cable-knit sweater and glasses because that's just what the model told her to wear that day, and she pulls it off anyway.

As for the personality that's implied by the environment and dress of each of the women, they all have obnoxious stereotypes tied to them.

[pantherhound]

The house in A is just ridiculously tacky. Slotting these lifestyle elements together to form a cohesive brand of what it means to exist as a city liver/rural person/quirky boho doesn't really make sense because no lifestyle choice has such defined elements so i'll take the girl from B, the house from D and obviously none of these horrendous vehicles

Edit all of these women are filthy whores.

[JL]

Ban OP for not re-hosting the image.

[BennyLaRue]

I think E and F are the same chick.

Ditto for B and D.

Actually, A and C could be too.

I'm picking F.

[rong]

It's the same chick in all of them. And the same house just different angles and times of year!

[BennyLaRue]

I was being serious. I have a photographic memory for boobage, or some shit like that.

[surviva316]

I was being serious. I have a photographic memory for boobage, or some shit like that.

I'd argue that photographic memory is superfluous in instances where you have photographs in front of you.

[wufwugy]

E and F are never ever same chick

A and C are never same chick

B and D could be same chick

You got some ganj stuck in your mustache Benny

[BennyLaRue]

E and F are never ever same chick

You're high on gay mushrooms.

[wufwugy]

F is like half Chinese and E is like Danish

[jackvance]

They're all the same car, just a different paintjob.

[eugmac]

I also think e and f might be the same.

[boost]

and there we have it folks, a display of expert trollage.