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View Poll Results: Booty shorts or Thongs?

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  • Thongs!!!!!11111!

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  • Booty shorts, omfg.

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  1. 01-20-2010 07:56 AM #1
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    there's nothing like a whale tail peaking up from a nice booty.
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    I must be getting old or something is getting lost in translation.

    pls post pics of said "Booty shorts".

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  6. 01-20-2010 09:02 AM #6
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    Thongs and it's not even close. Not saying booty shorts don't look nice, but a guy has a choice between more or less clothes on a woman, which one do you think he'll choose?

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  9. 01-20-2010 11:17 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by frosst
    Thongs and it's not even close. Not saying booty shorts don't look nice, but a guy has a choice between more or less clothes on a woman, which one do you think he'll choose?
    Couldn't have said it better.
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  10. 01-20-2010 12:09 PM #10
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  11. 01-20-2010 12:13 PM #11
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    this is highly dependent on the situation/woman imo.
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  13. 01-20-2010 12:29 PM #13
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    The correct answer is both

    Variety being the spice of life and all

    Or maybe I'm just gay because I have superb fashion sense and women who actually display great taste for fashion (instead of like all women just *think* they know fashion) is quite a turn on for me
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    You guys seem to forget the amazingness of a thong.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    Christmas Thong has to be one of the most amazing pics on the interwebs.
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  16. 01-20-2010 12:53 PM #16
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    ya but then this happens

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    I think we need some sexy booty shorts pics to make a fully informed decision.
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  18. 01-20-2010 01:50 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    ya but then this happens
    or this. srsly, this changed my opinion on thongs forever.

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ng-t30922.html

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    I snap voted booty but then i saw thong pics.... ugh i dunno
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  22. 01-20-2010 09:38 PM #22
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    Need more examples before decision can be made...
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  24. 01-20-2010 10:08 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Need more examples before decision can be made...
    How has nobody really tried to sway the vote with pics of booty shorts?

    Oh wait...because there are none that would beat pics of thongs.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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  25. 01-21-2010 01:43 AM #25
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    Thongs are way more practical!
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  26. 01-21-2010 05:55 AM #26
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    Not even close. Love the thongs.
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  27. 01-21-2010 12:40 PM #27
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    ^ This definitely does not fall under booty shorts.
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    Booty shorts, cause something left to the imagination can be nice too
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    Quote Originally Posted by JR9477
    Booty shorts, cause something left to the imagination can be nice too
    This.

    If underwear could speak:

    Thong: I'm sexy, hope your insurance covers Valtrex.

    Booty: I'm sexy, leave something to the imagination, and you won't get the herp!
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    what a wondefrful discussionn this is. I think we neede more research to be certain we get the right answer.
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    I predict this will go into at least double overtime.

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    A few more to help with serious discussion, some may not techniall be booty shorts, but they're def shorts and I don't care.






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  35. 01-22-2010 06:52 PM #35
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    this is like trying to figure out if tits are better than ass or if brunettes are better than redheads

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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Thongs are way more practical!
    pls explain in detail
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Thongs are way more practical!
    pls explain in detail
    With pictures and/or diagrams.
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    I suggest we rename this thread th oficial thongs and hotpants thread!
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    booty ftw, like bigred said, it leaves something to the imagination, and I like that.

    it's like a wrapped christmas gift where you probably know what's inside the box, but you still have to unwrap the thing. if you barely cover it then all of the fun of actually getting to the prize is gone.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Thongs are way more practical!
    pls explain in detail
    It's easier to wear form fitting clothing when you're wearing thongs because they don't add as much bulk or show through the material (depending on what you're wearing). I hate it when I wear a tight pair of pants or whatever and I can see what I'm wearing underneath. Thongs totally solve that problem!

    Not that it's very comfortable, but it's also easier to have sex without taking a thong off than to have sex without taking booty shorts off :P

    I would still order FTR booty shorts, though. When do they come out?
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    Don't you feel like you have a wedgie all day? if I wore a thong I think I'd want to pick that shit out all day long.

    in certain situations I actually LIKE seeing the outline of girls' underwear through their clothes, btw, I think most guys would agree


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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Thongs are way more practical!
    pls explain in detail
    It's easier to wear form fitting clothing when you're wearing thongs because they don't add as much bulk or show through the material (depending on what you're wearing). I hate it when I wear a tight pair of pants or whatever and I can see what I'm wearing underneath. Thongs totally solve that problem!

    Not that it's very comfortable, but it's also easier to have sex without taking a thong off than to have sex without taking booty shorts off :P

    I would still order FTR booty shorts, though. When do they come out?
    Seriously, pictures and diagrams.
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    in certain situations I actually LIKE seeing the outline of girls' underwear through their clothes, btw, I think most guys would agree
    I like the outline if they're booty shorts or nicely cut underwear.

    Those nasty granny panties leave a GROSS outline.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Thongs are way more practical!
    pls explain in detail
    It's easier to wear form fitting clothing when you're wearing thongs because they don't add as much bulk or show through the material (depending on what you're wearing). I hate it when I wear a tight pair of pants or whatever and I can see what I'm wearing underneath. Thongs totally solve that problem!

    Not that it's very comfortable, but it's also easier to have sex without taking a thong off than to have sex without taking booty shorts off :P
    Almost as erotic as I thought your answer would be.
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    I think for visual purposes booty shorts are better for the majority of women, however as ms. bee pointed out, it sounds that thongs provide some pretty awesome benefits.
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    Booty shorts hands down, and deal with the increased chafing during sex

    If you don't need to remove it completely before you climax you're doin' it wrong
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    I didn't want this thread to die so did some research to keep it going. I may have got a little carried away.













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    You're kinda fishing with dynamite there. We'd objectively require those same women in booty shorts to come to a sensible conclusion.
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