Trump Believes He is Starring in the Second Season of an Apprentice Spinoff

[OngBonga]

You're the one being naive here. I had a better grasp on reality as a teenager than you do now.

Not at all. If you were literally the only person to complain about that cop, then chances are his suspicion was sincere and you simply misunderstood his motive. On the other hand, if there are several complaints, well the cops are now forced to either ignore it, demonstrating systematic racism, or act.

[OngBonga]

I mean I don't know how this shit works in USA, but in UK there is an independant body which deals with complaints against the police.

[Poopadoop]

I grew up in Canada.

My point is you have to have evidence it's racist that will satisfy a legal mind, something like being called a name or being shoved or slapped or whatever. Your considered conclusion based on years of experience of low-level harassment is not going to cut it.

[OngBonga]

Several complaints to the IPCC about the same cop is likely to constitute some kind of proof, certainly enough to warrant an investigation.

And if you don't have evidence it's racist that will satisfy a legal mind... how can you be certain it's racist?

[Poopadoop]

And if you don't have evidence it's racist that will satisfy a legal mind... how can you be certain it's racist?

Versimilitude.

[Poopadoop]

I almost missed this one, must be getting old.

If me spending ten seconds more than I should watching my friend undress

Subtle.

[OngBonga]

I almost missed this one, must be getting old.

Subtle.

You missed it twice. I wouldn't even say I'm ashamed of myself. I'm a man. I'd be ashamed of myself if I went out of my way to behave in such a manner, but I didn't. I just didn't look away when I should have done. Is that "sexual misconduct"?

[OngBonga]

Versimilitude.

That's not certainty. It could be your paranoia, or a simple misunderstanding.

[Poopadoop]

You missed it twice.

Damn, how did that happen.

I wouldn't even say I'm ashamed of myself. I'm a man. I'd be ashamed of myself if I went out of my way to behave in such a manner, but I didn't. I just didn't look away when I should have done. Is that "sexual misconduct"?

No, but it's funny, especially the 'ten seconds' part. At what point do you ask yourself 'maybe I shouldn't be doing this?'

[OngBonga]

Funny? It was hot, you mean. She's fucking fine, which is why I couldn't avert my eyes.

[Poopadoop]

That's not certainty. It could be your paranoia, or a simple misunderstanding.

Sure whatever.

[Poopadoop]

Funny? It was hot, you mean. She's fucking fine, which is why I couldn't avert my eyes.

You could but you chose not to, you mean. Did you get caught?

[Poopadoop]

Funny? It was hot, you mean. She's fucking fine, which is why I couldn't avert my eyes.

Oh it was a she?

lolz

[OngBonga]

You could but you chose not to, you mean. Did you get caught?

Actually I did choose to look away, just not in the time frame that would be considered polite.

No I didn't get caught.

[OngBonga]

Oh it was a she?

lolz

Wasn't that obvious? Now I see why you found it funny.

[Poopadoop]

Actually I did choose to look away, just not in the time frame that would be considered polite.

No I didn't get caught.

eh, no harm no foul then. What she doesn't know won't hurt her, etc.

Still, ten seconds...

Also for fun, you said 'ten seconds longer'. So what is your opinion of the appropriate amount of time to spend ogling your female friend?

[OngBonga]

I dunno about literally ten seconds, I wasn't counting.

The appropriate amount of time is however long it takes you to realise what she's doing.

[Poopadoop]

I walked in accidentally on a female friend in the bathroom once with her pants around her ankles and no undies on, getting up off the toilet. I turned around and walked back out without a word. She acted like I was some kind of hero lol.

The image of her pussy is still imprinted on my mind to this day.

[OngBonga]

And before you ask, no I didn't have my dick in my hand. I waited until later.

[OngBonga]

I walked in accidentally on a female friend in the bathroom once with her pants around her ankles and no undies on, getting up off the toilet. I turned around and walked back out without a word. She acted like I was some kind of hero lol.

The image of her pussy is still imprinted on my mind to this day.

Yeah toilet isn't exactly the best time to see pussy. Bath would be better.

[Poopadoop]

I dunno about literally ten seconds, I wasn't counting.

The appropriate amount of time is however long it takes you to realise what she's doing.

I was kind of hoping you would say 'well, i normally would have stopped gawking after 10 seconds, but this chick was hot so I went to 20.'

[OngBonga]

If she was ugly I'd have looked away immediately, just like if it was a dude.

[Poopadoop]

Yeah toilet isn't exactly the best time to see pussy. Bath would be better.

Well she was standing up and about to pull her pants up, so it wasn't like she was squatting and taking a shit - agree that would be less than a fantasy.

[OngBonga]

So... if she didn't see you there, would you have taken a longer look?

[Poopadoop]

The other day I was in Tesco and waaaay down at the other end of a long aisle walking towards me was this very tall, statuesque woman with gigantic tits that were bouncing with every step in a tight sweater. It was about a ten second experience as we walked towards each other, and the whole time it was like a chess game between my penis and my brain over where to direct my eyes.

[Poopadoop]

So... if she didn't see you there, would you have taken a longer look?

Almost certainly.

Edit: But that's on the assumption there's no chance of getting caught. Once that chance gets up to even 1% I probably would have about a 2 second limit.

[OngBonga]

Almost certainly.

Respect for not lying.

[OngBonga]

The other day I was in Tesco and waaaay down at the other end of a long aisle walking towards me was this very tall, statuesque woman with gigantic tits that were bouncing with every step in a tight sweater. It was about a ten second experience as we walked towards each other, and the whole time it was like a chess game between my penis and my brain over where to direct my eyes.

Tall? I'd have been more interested in her legs. Was she wearing a skirt?

[Poopadoop]

Tall? I'd have been more interested in her legs. Was she wearing a skirt?

Haha don't think so, but she was slim so I'm sure they were nice. Tbh as soon as I saw the bouncing boobs I was just all 'look at that, don't look at that, look at that, don't look at that, look at that, no don't! FUCK!'

I think her bra was too small or too big or something cause she was really REALLY bouncy, to the point there was not just a bounce on each step but a bounce and a ripple like throwing a stone in a pond. One boob would still be recoiling from the last step when the other one would start a new cycle. It was amazing.

[OngBonga]

Haha don't think so, but she was slim so I'm sure they were nice. Tbh as soon as I saw the bouncing boobs I was just all 'look at that, don't look at that, look at that, don't look at that, look at that, no don't! FUCK!'

I think her bra was too small or too big or something cause she was really REALLY bouncy, to the point there was not just a bounce on each step but a bounce and a ripple like throwing a stone in a pond. One boob would still be recoiling from the last step when the other one would start a new cycle. It was amazing.

Hot.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say she wears that shit deliberately because she likes being perved at.

[Poopadoop]

Hot.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say she wears that shit deliberately because she likes being perved at.

yea, I can't even find anything on youtube comparable to it to show you. I've literally never seen so much bounce in a woman walking in my life.

I don't think she needs to make any effort to get perved at. Her tits were fucking HUGE. I suspect she just can't find a bra that can contain them without hiring a team of specialists.

[Poopadoop]

Imagine this but about 3 sizes larger, the woman being six inches taller and about 3 times the reverberations.

[OngBonga]

Yeah I mean it's one thing to have a look, but to get your phone out and film it, even posting it on youtube... still, cheers to that guy.

I suspect she just can't find a bra that can contain them without hiring a team of specialists.

Now THIS sounds like my kind of work.

[CoccoBill]

So the DEA gets a tip that cocaine is being smuggled into the country on a flight. they look at the passenger manifest and they see 150 white people, and two Columbian nationals.

Are you saying that searching their luggage first would be systematized racism??

Not necessarily. Not having your luggage searched as one of the white ppl, if only the columbians' were would be white privilege.

[OngBonga]

So by that same logic...
There's a bus full of people, mostly blacks but there's two white guys. Police pull it over, saying they believe there are two suspects on the bus who have committed a crime, and all they know is they speak English. Perhaps half the bus speak English, but the cops only bother with the white guys.

Black privilege.

[wufwugy]

Speaking of luggage, my white male profile got me targeted for bomb residue inspection at the airport. Do I bitch about it? Ofc not, because I'm not an idiot.

I have many dozens of instances where my whiteness and maleness has been used against me. And I have many multiples of that of seeing non-whiteness and non-maleness benefiting others.

[wufwugy]

The bottom line is that thinking in terms of such and such privilege will lead to confusion and missing the mark more often than not.

[CoccoBill]

So by that same logic...
There's a bus full of people, mostly blacks but there's two white guys. Police pull it over, saying they believe there are two suspects on the bus who have committed a crime, and all they know is they speak English. Perhaps half the bus speak English, but the cops only bother with the white guys.

Black privilege.

Why do you assume they'd always pick the white guys?

[CoccoBill]

Speaking of luggage, my white male profile got me targeted for bomb residue inspection at the airport. Do I bitch about it? Ofc not, because I'm not an idiot.

I have many dozens of instances where my whiteness and maleness has been used against me. And I have many multiples of that of seeing non-whiteness and non-maleness benefiting others.

You seriously think that happens more to you than to colored people, nowadays specifically to arabs?

[OngBonga]

It amuses me that people fail to see the irony. By suggesting I am privileged simply because I am a white male, I am being racially discriminated against. People wouldn't say I had white privilege if I'm black, would they? So it's racism. People are only concerned with the colour of my skin.

[OngBonga]

Why do you assume they'd always pick the white guys?

For the same reason the Colombians get picked.

[OngBonga]

You seriously think that happens more to you than to colored people, nowadays specifically to arabs?

I would say they actively pick out white people purely for the benefit of balance.

[CoccoBill]

People wouldn't say I had white privilege if I'm black, would they? So it's racism.

Loool try again when not stoned.

[wufwugy]

You seriously think that happens more to you than to colored people, nowadays specifically to arabs?

I didn't make the point relative to how others experience it. Some profiles, like young white men and young arab men, are profiled the way I was (and rightly so).

[CoccoBill]

I would say they actively pick out white people purely for the benefit of balance.

To be fair this may be a policy in some areas. Do you think there's more areas where this policy is enforced than not?

[OngBonga]

Loool try again when not stoned.

Haha you say this when I am not stoned for the first time in like forever. I ran out yesterday.

[wufwugy]

I would say they actively pick out white people purely for the benefit of balance.

I doubt it. Young white men are high on the domestic terrorism profile. In America, they used to be the #1 risk (I think), but no longer are yet are still a risk.

[OngBonga]

To be fair this may be a policy in some areas. Do you think there's more areas where this policy is enforced than not?

I have no idea.

[CoccoBill]

I didn't make the point relative to how others experience it. Some profiles, like young white men and young arab men, are profiled the way I was (and rightly so).

If we want to get anecdotal, I've flown a few hundred times internationally to over 50 countries, been stopped by drug dogs and never had my cavities searched. I know people with a different shade of skin who can't fly domestic without someone wanting to put on rubber gloves.

[CoccoBill]

I doubt it. Young white men are high on the domestic terrorism profile. In America, they used to be the #1 risk (I think), but no longer are yet are still a risk.

I'd bet that's more down to them being young than to them being white.

[wufwugy]

If we want to get anecdotal, I've flown a few hundred times internationally to over 50 countries, been stopped by drug dogs and never had my cavities searched. I know people with a different shade of skin who can't fly domestic without someone wanting to put on rubber gloves.

And? I'm not thinking in terms of victim hierarchy.

Also, I trust your anecdote on this, but I do know from quite a bit of experience that there is a HUGE problem in America of non-whites believing they are subject to racism when they actually are not. Think of the worst you can and it's much, much worse than that. It's so bad that the vast majority of accusations of racism are nothing of the sort.

[OngBonga]

I'd bet that's more down to them being young than to them being white.

So I guess that makes me age privileged as well?

[wufwugy]

Anybody else find it interesting that discrimination on all sorts of things that are otherwise considered bigotry are integral to what has made Jews the most prosperous and long lasting people in the world?

[Poopadoop]

Haha you say this when I am not stoned for the first time in like forever. I ran out yesterday.

I was wondering why you were making so little sense.

[OngBonga]

I was wondering why you were making so little sense.

It's because you read different words to what I type.

[Poopadoop]

It's because you read different words to what I type.

Maybe it's because you think you're talking to banana and need to write different words to what you mean.

[OngBonga]

Yes I know I'm right.