Triptanes Random Thread - NSFW

[lolzzz_321]

A blog was not enough and Lukie stole my idea any ways.

First entry:

[07:03] g1u: well
[07:03] g1u: i got some work to do before class
[07:03] g1u: so im leaving soon, but class not for an hour
[07:03] Triptanes: ok cool
[07:04] Triptanes: me and your sister talked on AIM last night
[07:04] Triptanes: and she said u should totally take her out to winstar with you
[07:04] Triptanes: to meeet me
[07:04] Triptanes: 'in person'
[07:05] g1u:
[07:05] g1u: i gotta go
[07:05] g1u: your weird
[07:05] g1u: bye

[lolzzz_321]

[07:09] FTRer: yes please find a way to get naked with that girl
[07:09] FTRer: and then tell me about it
[07:09] FTRer: so I can live vicariously through you
[07:09] FTRer: no to piercings?

[lolzzz_321]

I stayed up all night too.

[Greedo017]

i did too. i like this thread.

[ake]

pokemon sucks

[lolzzz_321]

This is Midas for on Halloween day

[lolzzz_321]

sup sarahhhh?

[lolzzz_321]

And lambchop too



3rd row 7th from the left.

[lolzzz_321]

And meeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/tlo/7...t/SR00010F.HTM

[lolzzz_321]

[08:47] lukiestyle3: man i cant fall asleep over here
[08:47] lukiestyle3: been tryin for over an hour
[08:56] Triptanes: lol
[08:57] Triptanes: lukie
[08:57] lukiestyle3: yo
[08:57] Triptanes: i just got my com sci class dropped for me
[08:57] Triptanes: but it was a great way to go out
[08:57] Triptanes: check it
[08:57] Triptanes: we had to do some shit in excel with interest rates
[08:57] Triptanes: with the future value function
[08:57] lukiestyle3: ok
[08:57] Triptanes: ok im like the only onw in the class to do that shit right
[08:57] Triptanes: i just read the book
[08:57] Triptanes: i have no idea what the other kids problem is
[08:57] Triptanes: ok
[08:57] Triptanes: so also
[08:58] Triptanes: we had to insert a hyperlink
[08:58] Triptanes: ok
[08:58] Triptanes: so my text says
[08:58] Triptanes: www.bankone.com
[08:58] lukiestyle3: i bank online at bankone.com
[08:58] Triptanes: so shes like see he even has a hyperlink
[08:58] lukiestyle3: haha
[08:58] Triptanes: clcik
[08:58] Triptanes: too bad the real url is www.lemonparty.org
[08:58] Triptanes: is what i typed in
[08:58] lukiestyle3: no way
[08:58] Triptanes: so on the projector
[08:58] Triptanes: in front of the whole class
[08:58] lukiestyle3: hold on, i know thats a shock site
[08:58] Triptanes: yeah
[08:58] lukiestyle3: what exactly
[08:58] Triptanes: 3 old guys
[08:58] lukiestyle3: is in it?
[08:59] Triptanes: one sucking the others dick
[08:59] lukiestyle3: roflllllllllllll
[08:59] Triptanes: yeah
[08:59] Triptanes: yeah
[08:59] Triptanes: wow
[08:59] Triptanes: she dismisses the class
[08:59] Triptanes: tells me to stay
[08:59] Triptanes: yells at me
[08:59] Triptanes: says she will drop it for me
[08:59] Triptanes: talk to my dean and shit
[08:59] Triptanes: what a great monday
[08:59] lukiestyle3: rofllllllmao
[08:59] lukiestyle3: didnt u know
[08:59] lukiestyle3: that shit was gonna come up?
[09:00] lukiestyle3: or
[09:00] Triptanes: no
[09:00] lukiestyle3: did u do that on purpose?
[09:00] Triptanes: usually
[09:00] Triptanes: our work is just graded by like a grad student
[09:00] lukiestyle3: ahhahahahahaah
[09:00] Triptanes: but i submitted it like 3hrs ago
[09:00] Triptanes: and it's the example for the class
[09:00] lukiestyle3: so ur sitting in class
[09:00] lukiestyle3: what are u thinking
[09:00] lukiestyle3: when
[09:00] lukiestyle3: she goes to click the link?
[09:00] lukiestyle3: rofl???
[09:00] Triptanes: yeah
[09:00] Triptanes: she was explianing hwo my fromula was good too
[09:00] lukiestyle3: u obv knew it was yours right?
[09:00] Triptanes: yeah
[09:01] Triptanes: had my name on it lol
[09:01] lukiestyle3: hahahaha
[09:01] lukiestyle3: thats fucking fantastic
[09:01] lukiestyle3: wow ur my hero
[09:01] Triptanes: i admit it's kinda funny
[09:01] Triptanes: but
[09:01] Triptanes: lukie
[09:01] Triptanes: wow
[09:01] Triptanes: dropped
[09:01] Triptanes: im gonna go argue later htis afternoon
[09:01] lukiestyle3: hahahaha
[09:01] lukiestyle3: dude i'm laughing my ass off over here
[09:01] lukiestyle3: so they made u drop it?
[09:02] Triptanes: yeah she said she was
[09:02] Triptanes: im gonna talk to her later when she calms down i guess
[09:02] lukiestyle3: lol
[09:02] Triptanes: dude she was so pissed
[09:02] Triptanes: omg the look on the people in the class
[09:02] Triptanes: wow
[09:02] Triptanes: hahaha
[09:02] lukiestyle3: hahahah
[09:02] lukiestyle3: plz explain
[09:02] Triptanes: it 8am
[09:02] lukiestyle3: best u can
[09:02] Triptanes: monday morning
[09:02] Triptanes: it was just like gasps
[09:02] Triptanes: then people turning to look at me
[09:02] lukiestyle3: hahaha
[09:02] Triptanes: i as red
[09:03] Triptanes: like two guys snickered
[09:03] Triptanes: cuz they r like CS dorks
[09:03] Triptanes: CS=Comp Sci
[09:03] lukiestyle3: dude i would have busted my ass off laughing
[09:03] lukiestyle3: ah
[09:03] Triptanes: prby counter-Strike too
[09:03] Triptanes: yeah few laughs from them
[09:03] Triptanes: cute girl in my ACc class though
[09:03] Triptanes: think i blew it with here lol
[09:03] Triptanes: her*
[09:03] lukiestyle3: rofl
[09:03] Triptanes: ACC will be fun Tue
[09:03] lukiestyle3: man
[09:04] lukiestyle3: be a badass
[09:04] Triptanes: tough time explaining that
[09:04] lukiestyle3: just be like
[09:04] lukiestyle3: yeah i was just pullin a prank
[09:04] lukiestyle3: maybe i took it too far
[09:04] lukiestyle3: maybe she likes a dude with attitude
[09:04] Triptanes: yeah somethin like that
[09:04] lukiestyle3: a lotta chicks do
[09:04] lukiestyle3: realistically tho everyone probably thinks ur a sick freak
[09:04] lukiestyle3: but i still think thats fucking terrific
[09:04] Triptanes: ok lukie from ehre up im gonnna put in my random thread
[09:04] Triptanes: k
[09:04] Triptanes: yeah
[09:04] Triptanes: well like the two old people
[09:04] Triptanes: must think i am demented
[09:05] Triptanes: and a child porn person prblyy too
[09:05] lukiestyle3: lol

[PO$$E$$ED]

[09:04] Triptanes: well like the two old people
[09:04] Triptanes: must think i am demented
[09:05] Triptanes: and a child porn person prblyy too
[09:05] lukiestyle3: lol

YES YOU ARE

[Lukie]

For those of you who were unfortunate enough to skip over the last post, trip thought it would be a good idea to use *NOT SAFE FOR WORK* lemonparty.org *NSFW* as the real URL instead of bankone.com on his powerpoint project, which happened to be the example for the rest of the class. The rest is history....

[Lukie]

A blog was not enough and Lukie stole my idea any ways.

LuKie StyLe 3: can i assume lemonparty.org is NSFW?
LuKie StyLe 3: i dont think ive ever actually seen the site
Triptanes: see it
Triptanes: real quick
LuKie StyLe 3: no man i wanna be able to sleep tonight
LuKie StyLe 3: i dont wanna see 3 old dudes in a fucking orgy
LuKie StyLe 3: haha
Triptanes: puss
Triptanes:
LuKie StyLe 3: thats what i get after u steal my idea for my thread?
Triptanes: YES

[midas06]

hahahahhahahaha

[ake]

trip is pretty much my idol from now on

[Rondavu]

Talk about a classic movie scene that would be remembered for decades.

[boost]

trip will you have my babies?

[bigred]

trip will you have my babies?

1/2 black, 1/2 Texan, but all pokemon

[midas06]

even this thread is better than lukie's random thread

[gabe]

wildbob182: plz slap me in the face w/ your cock

haha he just said that to me!

[WildBobAA]

fuck

[bluey]

trip where do you go to school?

[lolzzz_321]

SFASU

[Trikflow77]

Wow that is much better than the time my roomate had to turn in his ME final paper his junior year. Me being the jackass that i am went back after he saved it and ramdomly inserted erotic stories and random "penis" throughtout this 20 page paper. Needless to say he still hates me. well done sir, well done!

[lolzzz_321]

AHhahaahahah I love you.

[WildBobAA]

triptanes why aren't you on AIM now?

[lolzzz_321]

[lolzzz_321]

Does anyonoe know what movies this is from?

[Trikflow77]

Does anyonoe know what movies this is from?

a porn?

[boost]

chat with the rb guy:

BeeSeeYouZee: yo payments on the 10th right?
rbguy: Yes
rbguy: hopefully before
BeeSeeYouZee: cool cuz I made a resolution that I would only support my coke habbit with rb
rbguy: awesome
rbguy: gmabling and cocaine
BeeSeeYouZee: kinda counter productive withdrawling 750$ a week from the br
BeeSeeYouZee: gambling?
BeeSeeYouZee:
rbguy: lol

[sandstorm]

Does anyonoe know what movies this is from?

I think I've seen that one, dunno where (shitty movie I think). I also think it's called "Be Cool". That'll be $20, kthx.

[lolzzz_321]

Thx sandstorm.

[DaNutsInYoEye]

Another swing and a miss for Triptanes. Sounds like strike 2 to me X-man.

[lolzzz_321]

Plz don't bump my thread w/ out a reason.

[boost]

OMFG IM DU%KNKHAHAH BUMPDNIKKA

[lolzzz_321]

Hi

[ake]

Hey jon check out this awesome thread

[midas06]

PokerStars Game #4917584584: Tournament #24647912, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2006/05/13 - 01:03:22 (ET)
Table '24647912 3' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: dasteele (1395 in chips)
Seat 2: Triptanes (1375 in chips)
Seat 3: acap11 (2840 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: TonisD1 (1760 in chips)
Seat 5: alleykat (8790 in chips)
Seat 6: 1professor86 (6215 in chips)
Seat 7: Head218 (2960 in chips)
Seat 8: jwred2 (1120 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 9: Somal (1340 in chips)
Triptanes: posts small blind 25
acap11: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
TonisD1: folds
alleykat: folds
1professor86: folds
Head218: folds
jwred2: folds
Somal: folds
dasteele: folds
Triptanes: folds
acap11 collected 50 from pot
acap11: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 50 | Rake 0
Seat 1: dasteele (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Triptanes (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: acap11 (big blind) collected (50)
Seat 4: TonisD1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: alleykat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: 1professor86 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Head218 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: jwred2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Somal folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[lolzzz_321]

woops

[Lukie]

triptizzle u should have called or minraised. Open pushing might be a little too badass for you there.

[swiggidy]

sup

[lolzzz_321]

What's up? Look for this thread to have some greatness.

[boost]

it has had a lot of greatness already, but maybeit started off with a sprint and just cant keep it up?

[lolzzz_321]

i just used the ilikeaces 86 CRa i on the turn

wiht QK on K hi board and JJ called me and was drawing to one out, i had a fd too

im bringing sexy back

[lolzzz_321]

I juat made a sick play ont he river with k hi and won, im so good at poker

[Warpe]

HHs would be sexier

[lolzzz_321]

my dogwatch for bodog crashed, ill copy and paste a hh from bodog for u thoguh

[lolzzz_321]

Hand Number 475044887
Start Date 2006-12-06 13:31:52.0
End Date 2006-12-06 13:32:53.0
Pot Size $134.00
Rake $2.00
Game Type Hold'Em
Play Mode Real
Table Name Tiradentes (max 6)
Structure NL
Table Stakes Min Bet Max Bet Ante Blinds
$3.00 $2.00 $3.00

Community Cards 4 8 3 J

Player Information
Screen
Name Seat
Position Cards
Dealt Start/End
Amount Total
Bet Win/Loss
Amount
JGerstein 1 $232.50/$165.50 $67.00 $-67.00
hitman49 2 $300.75/$300.75 $0.00 $0.00
peepfromdeep 3 $376.00/$376.00 $0.00 $0.00
grow_a_pair 4 $409.35/$407.35 $2.00 $-2.00
jigglypuff 5 6 7 $571.50/$638.50 $67.00 $67.00
StephenProsperd 6 $334.25/$334.25 $0.00 $0.00

Hand Actions
Player Action Action Data Timestamp
hitman49 Set dealer/Bring in spot 2 13:31:52
grow_a_pair Ante/Small blind $ 2.00 13:31:52
jigglypuff Big blind/Bring in $ 3.00 13:31:52
JGerstein Card dealt to a spot 13:31:52
hitman49 Card dealt to a spot 13:31:52
grow_a_pair Card dealt to a spot 13:31:52
jigglypuff Card dealt to a spot 6 7 13:31:52
StephenProsperd Card dealt to a spot 13:31:52
StephenProsperd Fold $ 0.00 13:31:56
JGerstein Raise $ 12.00 13:32:03
hitman49 Fold $ 0.00 13:32:05
grow_a_pair Fold $ 2.00 13:32:07
jigglypuff Call $ 9.00 13:32:16
Betting round completed Last active pot = $26.00 13:32:16
Card dealt to table 4 8 3 13:32:16
jigglypuff Check 13:32:19
JGerstein Bet $ 20.00 13:32:27
jigglypuff Raise $ 55.00 13:32:33
JGerstein Call $ 35.00 13:32:37
Betting round completed Last active pot = $136.00 13:32:37
Card dealt to table J 13:32:37
jigglypuff Bet $ 170.00 13:32:44
JGerstein Fold $ 0.00 13:32:53
jigglypuff Return uncalled portion of bet $ 170.00 13:32:53
Rake amount $ 2.00 13:32:53
Betting round completed Last active pot = $134.00 13:32:53
jigglypuff Showdown Muck card 13:32:53
jigglypuff Hand result $ 134.00 13:32:53

[jyms]

Waht the hell is that avatar supposed to be doing?? I got it on my second try. LOL

[lolzzz_321]

500 handsup $400 on bodog, ill take it

[lolzzz_321]

brag: up $400
beat: i was getting 3 bet alot
variance: i saw scgolfer playing 200NL

[boost]

variance: i saw scgolfer playing 200NL

hehehe

[WildBobAA]

this is the shittiest piece of shit thread ever

[lolzzz_321]

I am letting my friend play on my Triptanes account at bodog, i put in 200 and he goes busto, he called me and i have putting 7 more $50 deposits int here. When do I stop? He will pay me back, but I fell kinda bad.

[lolzzz_321]

I also feel kinda bad too.

[WildBobAA]

hey trip, how do you like my new avatar?

[lolzzz_321]

so balla

[lolzzz_321]

+570 in 500 hands

My KK held up against AQ on a Q hi flop!?!?!?!?!

[WildBobAA]

You're a madden luckbox

[bigspenda73]

I am letting my friend play on my Triptanes account at bodog, i put in 200 and he goes busto, he called me and i have putting 7 more $50 deposits int here. When do I stop? He will pay me back, but I fell kinda bad.

Whats his sn? I need a br boost....

[bode]

im still lost on your new avatar. wtf is it besides just adding up the numbers?

[lolzzz_321]

I've been playing alot of burnout3, and basketball. Also I obught some of those sugar cookies, those holiday ready to bake ones, and I am just eating them raw. So good.

[lolzzz_321]

huh

[bigred]

no

[swiggidy]

this is the shittiest piece of shit thread ever

[flomo]

anything happening in here?

[Unibomber14]

ooh, this looks like fun. I wanna try.

[Galapogos]

[08:47] lukiestyle3: man i cant fall asleep over here
[08:47] lukiestyle3: been tryin for over an hour
[08:56] Triptanes: lol
[08:57] Triptanes: lukie
[08:57] lukiestyle3: yo
[08:57] Triptanes: i just got my com sci class dropped for me
[08:57] Triptanes: but it was a great way to go out
[08:57] Triptanes: check it
[08:57] Triptanes: we had to do some shit in excel with interest rates
[08:57] Triptanes: with the future value function
[08:57] lukiestyle3: ok
[08:57] Triptanes: ok im like the only onw in the class to do that shit right
[08:57] Triptanes: i just read the book
[08:57] Triptanes: i have no idea what the other kids problem is
[08:57] Triptanes: ok
[08:57] Triptanes: so also
[08:58] Triptanes: we had to insert a hyperlink
[08:58] Triptanes: ok
[08:58] Triptanes: so my text says
[08:58] Triptanes: www.bankone.com
[08:58] lukiestyle3: i bank online at bankone.com
[08:58] Triptanes: so shes like see he even has a hyperlink
[08:58] lukiestyle3: haha
[08:58] Triptanes: clcik
[08:58] Triptanes: too bad the real url is www.lemonparty.org
[08:58] Triptanes: is what i typed in
[08:58] lukiestyle3: no way
[08:58] Triptanes: so on the projector
[08:58] Triptanes: in front of the whole class
[08:58] lukiestyle3: hold on, i know thats a shock site
[08:58] Triptanes: yeah
[08:58] lukiestyle3: what exactly
[08:58] Triptanes: 3 old guys
[08:58] lukiestyle3: is in it?
[08:59] Triptanes: one sucking the others dick
[08:59] lukiestyle3: roflllllllllllll
[08:59] Triptanes: yeah
[08:59] Triptanes: yeah
[08:59] Triptanes: wow
[08:59] Triptanes: she dismisses the class
[08:59] Triptanes: tells me to stay
[08:59] Triptanes: yells at me
[08:59] Triptanes: says she will drop it for me
[08:59] Triptanes: talk to my dean and shit
[08:59] Triptanes: what a great monday
[08:59] lukiestyle3: rofllllllmao
[08:59] lukiestyle3: didnt u know
[08:59] lukiestyle3: that shit was gonna come up?
[09:00] lukiestyle3: or
[09:00] Triptanes: no
[09:00] lukiestyle3: did u do that on purpose?
[09:00] Triptanes: usually
[09:00] Triptanes: our work is just graded by like a grad student
[09:00] lukiestyle3: ahhahahahahaah
[09:00] Triptanes: but i submitted it like 3hrs ago
[09:00] Triptanes: and it's the example for the class
[09:00] lukiestyle3: so ur sitting in class
[09:00] lukiestyle3: what are u thinking
[09:00] lukiestyle3: when
[09:00] lukiestyle3: she goes to click the link?
[09:00] lukiestyle3: rofl???
[09:00] Triptanes: yeah
[09:00] Triptanes: she was explianing hwo my fromula was good too
[09:00] lukiestyle3: u obv knew it was yours right?
[09:00] Triptanes: yeah
[09:01] Triptanes: had my name on it lol
[09:01] lukiestyle3: hahahaha
[09:01] lukiestyle3: thats fucking fantastic
[09:01] lukiestyle3: wow ur my hero
[09:01] Triptanes: i admit it's kinda funny
[09:01] Triptanes: but
[09:01] Triptanes: lukie
[09:01] Triptanes: wow
[09:01] Triptanes: dropped
[09:01] Triptanes: im gonna go argue later htis afternoon
[09:01] lukiestyle3: hahahaha
[09:01] lukiestyle3: dude i'm laughing my ass off over here
[09:01] lukiestyle3: so they made u drop it?
[09:02] Triptanes: yeah she said she was
[09:02] Triptanes: im gonna talk to her later when she calms down i guess
[09:02] lukiestyle3: lol
[09:02] Triptanes: dude she was so pissed
[09:02] Triptanes: omg the look on the people in the class
[09:02] Triptanes: wow
[09:02] Triptanes: hahaha
[09:02] lukiestyle3: hahahah
[09:02] lukiestyle3: plz explain
[09:02] Triptanes: it 8am
[09:02] lukiestyle3: best u can
[09:02] Triptanes: monday morning
[09:02] Triptanes: it was just like gasps
[09:02] Triptanes: then people turning to look at me
[09:02] lukiestyle3: hahaha
[09:02] Triptanes: i as red
[09:03] Triptanes: like two guys snickered
[09:03] Triptanes: cuz they r like CS dorks
[09:03] Triptanes: CS=Comp Sci
[09:03] lukiestyle3: dude i would have busted my ass off laughing
[09:03] lukiestyle3: ah
[09:03] Triptanes: prby counter-Strike too
[09:03] Triptanes: yeah few laughs from them
[09:03] Triptanes: cute girl in my ACc class though
[09:03] Triptanes: think i blew it with here lol
[09:03] Triptanes: her*
[09:03] lukiestyle3: rofl
[09:03] Triptanes: ACC will be fun Tue
[09:03] lukiestyle3: man
[09:04] lukiestyle3: be a badass
[09:04] Triptanes: tough time explaining that
[09:04] lukiestyle3: just be like
[09:04] lukiestyle3: yeah i was just pullin a prank
[09:04] lukiestyle3: maybe i took it too far
[09:04] lukiestyle3: maybe she likes a dude with attitude
[09:04] Triptanes: yeah somethin like that
[09:04] lukiestyle3: a lotta chicks do
[09:04] lukiestyle3: realistically tho everyone probably thinks ur a sick freak
[09:04] lukiestyle3: but i still think thats fucking terrific
[09:04] Triptanes: ok lukie from ehre up im gonnna put in my random thread
[09:04] Triptanes: k
[09:04] Triptanes: yeah
[09:04] Triptanes: well like the two old people
[09:04] Triptanes: must think i am demented
[09:05] Triptanes: and a child porn person prblyy too
[09:05] lukiestyle3: lol

Quality anecdote.

[givememyleg]

LIKE THE CANCER IN YOUR SYSTEM
I'VE GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU

[lolzzz_321]

i want to play a 24 hr session but kansas comes on tomorrow!

[bode]

just play until the unc/kansas game starts.

[lolzzz_321]

ok, I will try to start @ 8am!

[lolzzz_321]

[frosst]

.......................... (cricket)..........................(cricket)...... ........

[UG]

Goddammit Jon, I hope KU doesn't choke tomorrow. I guess it won't be a choke since they're playing a badass team, but still....

GO KU