There, I did it. Let's get all these into one thread.
03-24-2020 02:53 PM
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03-24-2020 03:06 PM
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Ok, so I've been moistening TP for a long time now. But what's the proper bidet etiquette? Anyone a pro? | |
03-24-2020 03:07 PM
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I'm going to talk about complete random stuff in this thread, just to annoy you. | |
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03-24-2020 03:13 PM
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03-24-2020 03:19 PM
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03-24-2020 03:21 PM
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03-24-2020 03:23 PM
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03-24-2020 03:25 PM
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03-24-2020 03:26 PM
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03-24-2020 03:32 PM
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03-24-2020 03:35 PM
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Chewing gum is decent backup toothpaste, by the way. Sugar free, obviously. | |
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03-24-2020 03:48 PM
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03-24-2020 03:53 PM
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03-24-2020 04:18 PM
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Woah, woah, woah... Poop, you go straight shit to shower? It's up in the air who is more of a savage, you or Ong. Fucking poo water running down your leg? Ehgh! Ultimately you're cleaner, but your shower is far filthier. I hope you don't take baths. | |
03-24-2020 04:28 PM
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itt: people acting confused about how water works. | |
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03-24-2020 04:29 PM
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I just farted. I best go clean my arse. | |
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03-24-2020 04:54 PM
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03-24-2020 04:59 PM
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Cross posting from non-tp thread | |
03-24-2020 05:39 PM
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If I did that, I'd have a wet slop of mush spread across my shitty ass. | |
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03-24-2020 05:40 PM
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Yeah, I definitely am putting my money with you-- but I was pointing out her possible outs only to show how likely it was she was hoarding/price gauging. | |
03-24-2020 05:44 PM
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03-24-2020 05:54 PM
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If I need to moisten, I tend to run the tap for a second, then allow most of the water to drain from the sink, and quickly touch the sink with the paper so it becomes moist in the centre where it will make contact with my nipsy. But this is only if it's a particularly nasty shit that dry wiping isn't dealing with. | |
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03-24-2020 05:56 PM
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Nipsy. | |
03-24-2020 06:16 PM
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Nipsy refers to specifically the sphincter, whereas the arse is the surrounding area. For example, you might say to a lady friend "you have a fantastic arse" but you (probably) wouldn't say "you have a fantastic nipsy". | |
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03-24-2020 07:11 PM
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Back to hoarder lady: | |
03-24-2020 07:52 PM
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Not sure I agree. Some people might think this is a SHTF situation. It still might turn out to be. If someone thinks society is about to collapse, they might want a lifetime's supply of bog roll, since there is no obvious way to create your own. You can grow food, you can filter water, but how do you make bog roll? | |
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03-24-2020 07:58 PM
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Even if it were SHTF, what right would she have to grab more than her share of the world's remaining supply of tp? Is she someone special? No, she's not, fuck her. | |
03-24-2020 08:07 PM
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And giving more thought to camera lady: | |
03-24-2020 08:56 PM
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03-24-2020 10:58 PM
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Poop is a socialist all the sudden. | |
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03-25-2020 07:59 AM
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This thread just went up in value. | |
03-25-2020 10:00 AM
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She already has every right to do it, it's legal. Rights and morality are not the same thing. But let's replace your word "right" with "moral basis" and I respond on that basis. | |
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03-25-2020 10:20 PM
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I think TP is a terrible good to build your post apocalyptic power base from, unless you plan to trade up while more optimistic people are under valuing their salt, ammo, guns, horses, etc. | |
03-26-2020 06:08 AM
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It depends on the level of SHTF. Morality is important if you're in an anarchic society that revolves around community, and I'd like to think that's where we'd be. On the other hand, if it's every-man-for-himself, well then the survivors will be those who have no morality. | |
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03-26-2020 02:54 PM
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I'm with you almost completely-- my only objection is that I don't think EMFH is a possible reality. Even in the face of the 40-60% mortality rates of the black death, social cohesion didn't give way. We're social creatures, and we're always going to be attracted to other humans. But obviously this is just speculation on my part and my mind may just not be capable of conjuring up the parameters that would cause a true EMFH scenario. | |
03-26-2020 03:01 PM
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03-26-2020 03:28 PM
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