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  1. 11-16-2011 05:48 PM #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    Lesbian ladyboy could be the new Black.
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    Alpa Chino's BOOTY SWEAT - intro Tropic Thunder - YouTube


    ironic that alpa was actually gay in this movie but w.e

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  2. 11-19-2011 09:51 PM #77
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    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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  3. 11-20-2011 09:32 PM #78
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  4. 11-21-2011 02:25 AM #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nekrogovner View Post
    Me, although a male, and not very large for that matter, can come up with several ways from top of my head to maim a potentially much larger male who tries to enter one of my orifices.
    Yet you assume that all rapists are ignorant to these same tactics? That's racist.
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  5. 11-21-2011 02:57 AM #80
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  6. 11-21-2011 09:44 PM #81
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    I try to follow #6 but then I just end up raping the buddy. Should I get a buddy for my buddy?
    LOL OPERATIONS
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  7. 11-21-2011 10:35 PM #82
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    I try to follow #6 but then I just end up raping the buddy. Should I get a buddy for my buddy?
    now its just an orgy

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  8. 11-21-2011 10:41 PM #83
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    I LOVE THE BUDDY SYSTEM
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  9. 01-24-2012 09:09 PM #84
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    Dead Accident Victim to Be Sued For Flying Body Parts - Court allows woman to sue estate of Chicago teen killed by train
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  10. 01-24-2012 09:18 PM #85
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    Thanks for the bump, I love me
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  11. 01-24-2012 09:20 PM #86
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    ...and the buddy system...still
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  12. 01-29-2012 12:02 PM #87
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    Spend 4+ years as a supervisor. 18 months ago they promoted my manager to director. Enroll in MBA Management program which is paid for by company. Work hard and have no reprimands. Perform management job duties during time since Manager promoted to director.

    Management position opens up... bid for it. Only competition is another supervisor who has no management training... he has only supervised for 2 years.

    Decision is made... and I don't get the management position. Reason? It was a tough decision that was very close... and no other reason is given.

    WTF?
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  13. 01-29-2012 01:59 PM #88
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  14. 01-29-2012 02:10 PM #89
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty3038 View Post
    Spend 4+ years as a supervisor. 18 months ago they promoted my manager to director. Enroll in MBA Management program which is paid for by company. Work hard and have no reprimands. Perform management job duties during time since Manager promoted to director.

    Management position opens up... bid for it. Only competition is another supervisor who has no management training... he has only supervised for 2 years.

    Decision is made... and I don't get the management position. Reason? It was a tough decision that was very close... and no other reason is given.

    WTF?
    This happened to me once. New guy with no experience got it over me for no reason other than "it was close". Within a few months though, I realized that they made the right call. He was actually a pretty decent manager and I came to realize it was a role that I didn't really want. I was just after the pay raise.
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  16. 01-29-2012 11:20 PM #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty3038 View Post
    Spend 4+ years as a supervisor. 18 months ago they promoted my manager to director. Enroll in MBA Management program which is paid for by company. Work hard and have no reprimands. Perform management job duties during time since Manager promoted to director.

    Management position opens up... bid for it. Only competition is another supervisor who has no management training... he has only supervised for 2 years.

    Decision is made... and I don't get the management position. Reason? It was a tough decision that was very close... and no other reason is given.

    WTF?
    Boss caught you looking at his wife's tits at the Christmas party.


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    Let's get this thread back on track

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    That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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  18. 02-01-2012 03:59 PM #93
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    inb4 news headline "Louisiana teen sentenced to death for admitting that masturbation feels good"
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  19. 07-26-2012 09:44 PM #94
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    How have I not read this thread yet?

    Monty, boss thinks you're a cunt. Get a new job or fuck his wife, or both.

    Nekro, you seem to be more retarded than me. Well done.

    Wuf, change your sig.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Wuf, change your sig.
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  21. 07-27-2012 08:45 AM #96
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    How have I not read this thread yet?

    Monty, boss thinks you're a cunt. Get a new job or fuck his wife, or both.

    Nekro, you seem to be more retarded than me. Well done.

    Wuf, change your sig.
    New job starts in 7 days. Boss is woman by the way, truly making her one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty3038 View Post
    Boss is woman by the way
    I think the rot set in when we let them have the vote.
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    ongies gonna ong
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