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  1. #301
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Why did Lukie bold one "s" when he quoted Gabe? Could this be a clue?
    i did not bold any of gabe's s's

    look closer if you do not believe
    I did! It's the 18th "s" from the left. Does no one else see this??
    you're slow, he just added an s so he would have one more s than gabe
    So then you don't see the bolded "s"? This is honestly pissing me off. Why am I the only one that sees it?
    wow... you're slow man
  2. #302
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i mean, saying someone has ZERO game would make me think they are all awkward around girls but thats not the case

    its all good though
    but being all awkward is part of the no game game. Its pretty hard to explain, but its kinda like you just come across as cute cuz you have no game, so this breaks the ice cuz youre jut a cute guy. But for it to work you have ot know when to execute and go for the kill.


    God I hat sounding like a pua fag... Ive never read any of that stuff fwiw.
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  3. #303
    pua?
  4. #304
    Quote Originally Posted by Zee Devee
    pua?
    you dont even wanna know... stands for "pick up artist" there are a bunch books on it and stuff. Google it if you want.
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    New Topic:

    Anyone seen this?

    http://verizonmath.blogspot.com/

    Apparently verizon support has trouble identifying the difference between .002 dollars and .002 cents.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    im not sure how balling this is, but i am about to be thru downloading a 2.2gig torrent containing nothing but hard core tentacle porn hentai movies. I decided the other day while i was drunk that it would be funny to watch, its been downloading ever since.

    Im not sure if i'll need an entire 2.2gigs worth though....
    bump

    omfg, huuuuuuuuuuuge disappointment.

    THERES NO FUCKING VIDEO, just thousands upon thousands of jpegs. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO JACK I MEAN BALL TO THIS?
  8. #308
    actually, I didn't go up to these girls knowing I had no game so it turned into game....I just basically went up to these girls and treated them like they were just people, like I wouldn't pull any lines with them and stuff, I'd just hang out with them, then friends or other girls would pull me in another direction and I'd just go with the flow and move on.....then the girl (or girls) I was talking to originally would think to themselves "wow that guy is awesome he is all over the place why doesn't he want to spend more time with me" then they'd come up to me and then it was set for the night...

    It's really hard to explain, but pretty much if I wanted to get laid, it would happen (in college of course). Sometimes they were hot, sometimes they were slump-busters, but whatevs, I had my fun.

    It's all about what you want, really. Sometimes I'd be like a tiger and put my focus (without being too obvious about it) on the weak-link of a group. Kind of like how tigers hunt down the smallest in a group....No, I wouldn't go for the biggest always, but maybe the girl with a little less confidence than most.......These definitely weren't girls that I was wanting to settle down with, though.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Zee Devee
    New Topic:

    Anyone seen this?

    http://verizonmath.blogspot.com/

    Apparently verizon support has trouble identifying the difference between .002 dollars and .002 cents.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp6ccIiZp1Y

    link from the last post. Jesus, I couldnt stop laughing.

    My mom does staff development with Chicago public school teachers, and its sad to say that things like this were common hang ups for the teachers she taught. And these are all math and science teachers.
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  10. #310
    Renton everyone knows that with torrents you check the actual files you're downloading first. If they were all RAR'd up then there should have been a description on the tracker.

    You got hustled.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    im not sure how balling this is, but i am about to be thru downloading a 2.2gig torrent containing nothing but hard core tentacle porn hentai movies. I decided the other day while i was drunk that it would be funny to watch, its been downloading ever since.

    Im not sure if i'll need an entire 2.2gigs worth though....
    bump
    omfg, huuuuuuuuuuuge disappointment.

    THERES NO FUCKING VIDEO, just thousands upon thousands of jpegs.
    pwned
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i mean, saying someone has ZERO game would make me think they are all awkward around girls but thats not the case

    its all good though
    but being all awkward is part of the no game game. Its pretty hard to explain, but its kinda like you just come across as cute cuz you have no game, so this breaks the ice cuz youre jut a cute guy. But for it to work you have ot know when to execute and go for the kill.
    haha, this actually worked very well for me in high school and shortly thereafter. key is knowing when to 'go for the kill'.

    In light of recent events (or lack thereof) i may have to rethink my strategy though.
  13. #313
    Gabe is leveling us. He is gay!!!!!!!!!
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    how am i gay when you picked the pink character from sesame street
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    Because you like to sexytime men, obv.

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    oh snap just noticed that, awesome
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    it should say "eat bugs and GET mono"
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  18. #318
    so my ex visted a few weeks ago and towards the end I kinda got a cough. It got a bit better I thought, everything was fine, but then all of a suddne Ive been coughing up flem. Like I can feel it coming from my lungs. Ive also had a very low fever. Ex pozzed me?

    futher beat, shes not positive but she might be late.... have you failed me plan b?! DAMN YOU!!!!
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    that sounds very un-balla

    gl sir
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    haha I mean theres always plan c...

    and Ive had this coughing up flem thing a couple times before when I used to smoke. She has started to smoke and she has a fake so we were in bars a lot where its smokey. Also I walked to the grocery story and it was pooring as I was leaving but I said fuckit and walked home anyways. This was after she left and could be the cause of this mild pneumonia or whatever it is.
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    Ron Burgundy: [Ron Burgundy and Champ Kind making prank phone calls to boost's ex] This is your doctor. I have your pregnancy report here, and guess what. You got knocked up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    haha I mean theres always plan c...
    Punch her in the stomach?
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    haha I mean theres always plan c...
    Punch her in the stomach?
    awesome
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  25. #325
    IMO, the most effective way to grab tail in college was simply to make fun of a girl and give her a lot of crap. Simple ridicule about how much she's drinking (or not), mocking anything stupid or silly that she might say, the kind of music she likes, etc.

    Things to avoid, don't call her bitch or c*nt or anything that vulgar.. unless she prides herself on being a bitch. Then this might be alright.

    For those that think this sounds ridiculous, you are right.. but if done correctly it works amazingly well. Especially with the super done up girls that are hot but have low self-esteem.

    In the absence of true balla-ness... go for ridicule it's >>>> than "no game" game. GL.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    i just asked chicks if they lived with their mother or father when they were growing up

    chick from a broken =BIG TIME WHORE(low self esteem)
    guaranteed
  27. #327
    Sounds kinda grade school to me, but what do I know my game ran off with my bank account when I got married.
    Has anyone seen my bank account?
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  28. #328
    silly nah hes right, I kinda mentioned it earlier when talking about that stupid pua shit. "neg hitting" is essentially what he said. Compliments that are veiled put downs. "I like your pointy knees" or "your weird ears are cute" ... you get the point.
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    so today i was at the pool and i sent a text message to gabe that said 'Ballin'.

    he did not write back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat
    IMO, the most effective way to grab tail in college was simply to make fun of a girl and give her a lot of crap. Simple ridicule about how much she's drinking (or not), mocking anything stupid or silly that she might say, the kind of music she likes, etc.

    Things to avoid, don't call her bitch or c*nt or anything that vulgar.. unless she prides herself on being a bitch. Then this might be alright.

    For those that think this sounds ridiculous, you are right.. but if done correctly it works amazingly well. Especially with the super done up girls that are hot but have low self-esteem.

    In the absence of true balla-ness... go for ridicule it's >>>> than "no game" game. GL.
    ty
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    Today i woke up and walked into my closet and got mad at my clothes, so i threw most of them away and went and spent 3k on all new clothes. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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    i just bought some new clothes, pots pics and compare?
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    My wife and I just got matching outfits. All this for well under 3K.
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    my god, who are we kidding, my thread was so much better
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    Sometimes I dream about being so balla taht I just walk in say a lacoste store for example and tell them "one of everything, no pink. Here are my sizes, Ill be back in an hour."

    Im sure I would get over this sorta wasteful balling pretty quick, but it would be fun going through the phase.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    so today i was at the pool and i sent a text message to gabe that said 'Ballin'.

    he did not write back.
    unballing [UN]-[BALL]-[ing]: n. dude text messaging another dude
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    ok I already have a prop bet for $4000 with an FTR vegas crew member. can't divulge the bet or the person b/c we have a non-disclosure agreement.

    I will be taking action on prop bets up to $10k if anybody is interested.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    so today i was at the pool and i sent a text message to gabe that said 'Ballin'.

    he did not write back.
    balling [BALL]-[ing]: n. see: Lukieplaya [LUKE] - [e] - [play] - [a]
    zing
  39. #339
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    ok I already have a prop bet for $4000 with an FTR vegas crew member. can't divulge the bet or the person b/c we have a non-disclosure agreement.

    I will be taking action on prop bets up to $10k if anybody is interested.
    i wonder who it could be?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    so today i was at the pool and i sent a text message to gabe that said 'Ballin'.

    he did not write back.
    unballing [UN]-[BALL]-[ing]: n. dude text messaging another dude
    haha

    lukie if you dont pay up on the 4k i will come to your place and set it on fire or some shit
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    I can see it now....





    Lukie (guy in green) ditches everyone in Vegas to "do his own thing."



    Fucking Lukie.


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    very happy with how my thread iscoming along
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    so what is the prop bet for?
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    very happy with how my thread iscoming along
    oh god, it's happening to gabe now.
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  45. #345
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    my god, who are we kidding, my thread was so much better
    In the words of Pelion:


    no
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    prop bet is prbly, will Gabe get laid (by a female)
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    that is not a hooker?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    so today i was at the pool and i sent a text message to gabe that said 'Ballin'.

    he did not write back.
    unballing [UN]-[BALL]-[ing]: n. dude text messaging another dude and then crying when he doesn't get a response
    (\__/)
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    i think there should be a prop bet on how many times lukie complements himself throughout the trip.
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    Renton -
    What was with that HU's match with needfood yesterday? That guy is really bad imo.
    Check out the new blog!!!
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    he took 3 buyins off me. It started when he was 3betting me for 3x the pot every time i raised for like 6 consecutive times, so finally i committed with AT for 200bb and he shoves JJ. Then he just coolered me a few times for the rest. If he wasn't so fucking awful he would have taken a lot more than 3 bi off me.
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    So as a grad present my dad spent 2k on me yesterday for nice business clothes. I'm going to be balling when I hit the corporate world.
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  53. #353
    I just bought tickets for another trip to Las Vegas, July 31 to August 4. I'll be with my wife and a few other couples at The Flamingo.

    August 8-13 we are in Cancun, Mexico, at an all-inclusive resort.


    BOC


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    which resort in cancun? my wife and I are going to one in cancun July 18-24, but i cant remember the name of it.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    "You might want to leave a little something for your daughter's riding lessons."
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    No kids yet, so might as well live it up while we still can!


    Bode -- We're staying at The Grand Oasis while in Cancun


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    Bigred, the money he spent on you college degree wasn't enough?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
    Bigred, the money he spent on you college degree wasn't enough?
    have your dad spend money on your grad schooling

    that might be enough
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
    Bigred, the money he spent on you college degree wasn't enough?
    I certainly didn't try to argue this point...
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    This video makes me so happy every time I watch it. I've watched it more than 10 times already today and I'll probably watch it some more.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RKVmVmRKQ8
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcatdog
    This video makes me so happy every time I watch it. I've watched it more than 10 times already today and I'll probably watch it some more.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RKVmVmRKQ8
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    worst video ever, somehow actually worse than the one gabe started a new thread for.
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    i love everyone on ftr and im not even drunk
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    jk im wasted as shit it was B RABBITS BIRTHDAY GIVE HIM PROPS UNLES U HATE HIM THEN HATE ON HIM
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    B rabbit needs to post more!
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    I don't know how many have seen this before, but any post that says Ballin' in the title should be required to host... THE JUGGERNAUT!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgAPFKDL6Sg
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcatdog
    This video makes me so happy every time I watch it. I've watched it more than 10 times already today and I'll probably watch it some more.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RKVmVmRKQ8
    haha
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    i love getting drunk, waking up early and still be drunk, then looking over all th drunk ftr posts i made
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    Drunken posts are for nerds, Gabe. You are better than this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by mcatdog
    This video makes me so happy every time I watch it. I've watched it more than 10 times already today and I'll probably watch it some more.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RKVmVmRKQ8
    I hate you
    Sorry to hear that. I don't hate you, I just hate Anderson Varejao.
  72. #372
    Whoa, it's not 2005 anymore?

    Damn It! That explains a lot.
    "$80 million Submarine mansion. Think about it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    I can see it now....





    Lukie (guy in green) ditches everyone in Vegas to "do his own thing."



    Fucking Lukie.
    dont know how this has gotten no love.


    LOVE.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    LOL boost guess which one you arE?
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