thread about totally living and people just trying to live

[flomo]

EXCELLENT BOOST

[boost]

cant sleep, heres more random mspainting I have in my photobucket.

[Unibomber14]

I'm not gonna post a video of a dude drawing with an etch-a-sketch. That's so not BOC. Sorry if I scared anyone.

Anyway, I was sparring today at lunch. My sparring partner is friggin' huge. Never met the guy, but he is a Staff Sergeant or E6, and I am a Lance Corporal or E3 (He way outranks me for those of you that catch on slowly). Anywho, he keeps throwing this ridiculous left jab. I mean, this guy packs a heavyweight punch, and I'm only 155lbs. So, I step in a bit, you know, bait the hook. He throws that jab again. I left step, and throw this picture perfect spinning backfist right off the back of his jaw. Guy went down like a ton of bricks. D*** I'm ballin!!!

[Unibomber14]

cant sleep, heres more random mspainting I have in my photobucket.

That's the biggest cameltoe I have ever seen!

[mixchange]

spending money to impress a woman is never BOC, I treat my bitch like an atm card

Spending money on whatever you want is BOC.

But wanting to impress a woman by spending money is AFC. And if you don't know what AFC is, you probably are one.

Neil Strauss-- I let my friends read that in college and go on and on about it. Never found it necessary. It's been useful for some of them mainly to gain confidence when going out, so that's cool for them.

I suppose spending money on whatever you want is BOC, but I have exclude chicks from that personally, its BOC when chicks are spending money on you. At least IMO, no offense.

I try to get chicks to buy me drinks when I go to bars, I refuse to buy them drinks. But you've probably never tried that and don't believe me.

[ttanaka]

Boost, that chillin, Zen-ish mspaint piece is not so dissimilar from a really old Japanese scroll I have hanging in my bedroom!! It came from my grandparents, but it shows mountains, waterfall, and a single guy in a boat LOL!

That's the biggest cameltoe I have ever seen!

Oops, I just burst out laughing when I read that and woke my girlfriend up.

[gabe]

boost, boc no doubt, sounds like you are happy despite THE EVIL SYSTEM

like nas said, 'by the time you can afford it, the car aint important'

[mrhappy333]

heres an Oprah Winfrey B.O.C. style story for you.

So my wife was adopted when she was 3 days old and has always been wondering(34years now) about her birth mother and birth father. She had pretty much zero info about the whole adoption, except for whatever her Adoptive parents( who are totally awesome people!!) told her and a little info from the adoption agency. This was one of those closed adoptions where neither people met each other and all documents were sealed by the court.

So this last week she was able to get her original birth certificate from the CA courts. During this time she checked with a few people that charge $$( about 500-1000 dollars) to find your relatives info for you. so it seemed a little expensive to just get 2 phone numbers.
Any ways I took to the Information highway on Friday night and after about 4/5 hours of searching I thought I had a match for her birth father's father.(would be her paternal grandfather).
His info said he was in CA and I decided to call, to see if he knew XXXX XXXXXXX. so I called and sure enough he says " Yeah I know XXXX XXXXXX" I'm his father!!! so that was on friday night. So after a few minutes of talking to him, I handed my wife the phone and they must have talked for an hour or two.

Saturday afternoon, I am researching some more and think I have a match for her birth mother's father.( her maternal grandfather) I say Fuck it , I'll try calling again.
Woman answers the phone I ask for her husband, she says he's at work and hangs up...........Hmmm I wait a few minutes call back and try talking to her, I mention my wifes birth mothers name and BAM its her Moms mom I am talking too!!

Anyways come to find out from her, my wifes birth mother got married 1yr after she was given up for adoption and has 2 more kids with her new husband. Now my wife has a 1/2 Brother and a 1/2 sister out there somewhere!!

So on Sunday, I do a little more research and find the Husband might live in AZ, so I say fuckit I'll try calling again. So I call, man answers the phone, I say " Hi I was wondering if you were the guy that used to be married to XXXXXX XXXXXXXX" and he says yeah.........thats me.......why? Then to make sure I asked him to name his 2 kids and BAM I'm talking to my wifes birth mothers first husband!!! I explain the situation about my wife being adopted and his X-wife was the mother. He was so shocked and kept saying " I always wondered when I would get a phone call about this!!" .......So anyways all the phone calls have been good . shes talked to alot of family members, she talked to her 1/2 sister tonight and they exchanged pics, and stuff.
She still hasn't talked with her birth father, she wrote him an email and explained the whole situation. And is waiting to hear back from him.

The Bad news is her birth mother commited suicide 10 years ago. very sad
anyways there was alot more to the story but you get the picture I hope.
whew it was like a whirlwind of shit going on this weekend!

[gabe]

thats crazy, i couldnt imagine being involved in something like that

boc

[Galapogos]

You call station.

[bigred]

Gabe, I am your true father. Come give daddy a hug,

[givememyleg]

good thread. good stories.

[a500lbgorilla]

thats a crazy story. Must be a pretty interesting time in your life

[boost]

boost, boc no doubt, sounds like you are happy despite THE EVIL SYSTEM

like nas said, 'by the time you can afford it, the car aint important'

note: I wrote this then realized its long as fuck again, but I cant help it. Im not sure if youve heard the expression "Im so happy I just have to tell the world" (or something like that) but thats how I feel.

hah I love that line. I also like the new kanye single, esp now that Ive got a couple days done. I honestly feel happy. I look forward to school, seriously this is the first time that Ive enoyed school that I can remember. I probably liked it before like 4th grade, but I cant really remember it being this good. Its a block schedule so I have 1 core class for 9-10 days and then electives a few days a week. The core class is scheduled mon-thur 11-6 with a lunch break 30-45 minutes depending on our progress. Yesterday I left the building around 8:30, and today we got out of class at about 7:30. Most of this overtime is spent cleaning the kitchen, but you want to know what? I dont mind at all, I really enjoy it. This girl I was talking to put it perfectly by saying something like, "At the school I got my associates at I dreaded coming and was out the door the second class ended. But here, here Im excited to come and looking Im for a reason to stay after class ends."

The past couple of months while going through this process I was between being excited to "start a new chapter in my life" (fuck thats corney) and being depressed because I was "giving up my dream." That was stupid though, I can play on the side, and I can still dream of going poker robusto. Something that is probably way less stressful and way better for the type of person I am.

[boost]

woah, mrhappy, thats so cool. 3 for 3, variance? But seriously, thats so exciting, sad about her mother though. My ex's really close friend recently went through pretty much the same thing, except her parents are evil and refused to help.

[mrhappy333]

You call station.

LMAO, Galapogos, thanks, you made my night.

[Galapogos]

Had my first 14+ buy-in day ever today! Did it in 3 hours of 6 tabling. Would have been an 18+ buy-in day if some bozo didn't push over my AK bet on a KKx board with JJ and hit on the turn when we were 200+bbs deep. But I shouldn't complain (though I did at the time) since that was the only real suckout of the day against me. All the others happened in small pots and the rest of my monsters held for once.

Ye-yeah!

[boost]

Had my first 14+ buy-in day ever today! Did it in 3 hours of 6 tabling. Would have been an 18+ buy-in day if some bozo didn't push over my AK bet on a KKx board with JJ and hit on the turn when we were 200+bbs deep. But I shouldn't complain (though I did at the time) since that was the only real suckout of the day against me. All the others happened in small pots and the rest of my monsters held for once.

Ye-yeah!

[X] Graphs not in dolluuuuuuhhhhhhhz

[boost]

culinary ballin out of control:

I got home a bit past 8 today, I find out my books had come but to my moms address, my sister is in my neighbrohood and picks me up. Then I remember that I had brined another porkchop along with the one I cooked sunday night. I had taken it out of the brine sunday night and stored it. I needed to use it tonight though. Thing is I ate 3 meals at school and Im not even hungry. I executed some culinary pimpage on that mofo though anyways. 4 meals today, one consisting of a 2 inch bone in deliciously brined pork chop when I wasnt even hungry.

[gabe]

yesterday i went crabbing and my friends and I were knocking a soccer ball around. this one dark hispanic dude was like 'pass it here' and we got to talking and apparently there is an indoor adult soccer league that goes off at a rec center in the next city over. it happens to run on thursday nights so wooooohoooooooo im about to pwn some soccer newbs

[Trikflow77]

gabe what is crabbing? like crab hunting/fishing?

[UG]

gabe what is crabbing? like crab hunting/fishing?

doesn't sound boc to me.

probably has something to do with soccer, which, umm...I won't go there.

[givememyleg]

A type of scratching that involves rapid cutting with the crossfader and takes months to master. DJ Qbertand the X-cuitoners' tracks are a good example of a crabbing.

That crabbing???

[Trikflow77]

A type of scratching that involves rapid cutting with the crossfader and takes months to master. DJ Qbertand the X-cuitoners' tracks are a good example of a crabbing.

That crabbing???

That is actually a crab scratch, which is one of the most difficult scratches to master( 3rd or 4th hardest). I could demonstate that for you in person as i was a dj for about 4 years but Qbert has it down pretty well so watch something he did. Or any of the technics world champonships, especially pre 2000 tapes. Im kinda an old schooler when it comes to scratching.

[gabe]

crabbing is where you do to some body of water that has crabs, tie some chicken necks to a string and let thme drop in the water, and when you think a crab is biting you pull it up and scoop the crab with your net

we only caught 1, it was fairly big. we gave it to this old guy who looked like he was out trying to catch dinner. we figured it wasn't worth it to just keep it and just cook 1 crab between a few people.

soccer was fun. within 5 minutes of playing i pulled a sick move on this pop collar jersey wearing mexican guy and all the guys on my team went oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. yay

[Al Golagnic]

Here's something pretty boc. Right now I am making my 25th post so that I can send a PM.

Holla.

Edit: Shit.

[Trikflow77]

Here's something pretty boc. Right now I am making my 25th post so that I can send a PM.

Holla.

Edit: Shit.

SOF by FTR! haha

[gabe]

***SFO

[Lukie]

Here's something pretty boc. Right now I am making my 25th post so that I can send a PM.

Holla.

Edit: Shit.

SOF by FTR! haha

so fucking owned

[TylerK]

hay guys whats goin on in this thraed

[gabe]

nm just sitting around waiting for you

dont you have a kid or something, hows that working out for you

[TylerK]

2 now actually but right now i'm living at my sister's house

oh who brought this fuckin guy to the party jesus christ

[gabe]

wow this is def boc:

these 2 guys place this hand:

FullTiltPoker Game #2884739191: Table Vasari (heads up) - $200/$400 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:25:00 ET - 2007/07/08
Seat 1: pr1nnyraid ($48,598)
Seat 2: perkyshmerky ($47,898)
pr1nnyraid has 5 seconds left to act
pr1nnyraid posts the small blind of $200
perkyshmerky posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pr1nnyraid [8c 6s]
pr1nnyraid calls $200
perkyshmerky raises to $1,200
pr1nnyraid has 15 seconds left to act
pr1nnyraid raises to $4,000
perkyshmerky calls $2,800
*** FLOP *** [3d 8h Qh]
perkyshmerky checks
pr1nnyraid checks
*** TURN *** [3d 8h Qh] [8d]
perkyshmerky checks
pr1nnyraid bets $7,000
perkyshmerky has 15 seconds left to act
perkyshmerky raises to $14,000
pr1nnyraid has 15 seconds left to act
pr1nnyraid raises to $44,598, and is all in
perkyshmerky calls $29,898, and is all in
pr1nnyraid shows [8c 6s]
perkyshmerky shows [Kc Qd]
Uncalled bet of $700 returned to pr1nnyraid
*** RIVER *** [3d 8h Qh 8d] [4d]
pr1nnyraid shows three of a kind, Eights
perkyshmerky shows two pair, Queens and Eights
pr1nnyraid wins the pot ($95,795.50) with three of a kind, Eights
perkyshmerky is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $95,796 | Rake $0.50
Board: [3d 8h Qh 8d 4d]
Seat 1: pr1nnyraid (small blind) showed [8c 6s] and won ($95, 795.50) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 2: perkyshmerky (big blind) showed [Kc Qd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Eights

and are high as shit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aolVYSMRw_0

[zook]

That is the funniest thing in the history of internet poker.

[a500lbgorilla]

that video is everything i want my life to be

[gabe]

hes saying "go wake up emil" btw

[givememyleg]

omg lol, the laughing is ridiculous

[a500lbgorilla]

2 now actually but right now i'm living at my sister's house

oh who brought this fuckin guy to the party jesus christ

TylerK remember when you used to walk on water around here and everyone just wanted to be with you?

[zook]

The guy with the high voice posted in the 2p2 thread and said that he was so high he couldn't breathe and thought he was going to die. He's saying "He'll never fucking see this coming.... we will own his soul for the rest of his goddamn life." Krantz: "Thanks for the money perky."

BOC

More reasons it's funny:
- perky is an asshole
- they get all serious when they realize they could potentially lose the hand and then they start laughing again after the river

[boost]

yesterday i went crabbing and my friends and I were knocking a soccer ball around. this one dark hispanic dude was like 'pass it here' and we got to talking and apparently there is an indoor adult soccer league that goes off at a rec center in the next city over. it happens to run on thursday nights so wooooohoooooooo im about to pwn some soccer newbs

a friend of mine that stuck with soccer all the way through senior year started playing in a "pick up" league a while back, I almost started playing again too. I really wish I had, soccer is a cool sport, juking someone is definitely one of the greatest feeings.

[zook]

I play on two teams. Had a sweet assist last night on a soft through-ball past two defenders to give a cutting teammate a one-on-one with the keeper. Felt as good as scoring a goal.

[UG]

classic example of why smoking weed is not bad for you



that.....was awesome.

[Xianti]

mmm... brownies.

I'm tired of my thick wallet, so I just ordered this money clip (with the Gun Metal finish):
http://www.storus.com/moneyclips.htm

Is this BOC? It'd be sweet if I got the FTR logo engraved into it.

[bigspenda73]

Money clips>wallets

Where do you plan on carryingit ?back pocket, front pocket?

FTR wants to know. As played make sure to never have anything less than hundos in it.

[UG]

That's actually pretty damn cool, seeing as how there's a nice place for IDs and credit cards. We got money clips as gifts in the wedding I was in last weekend (for being groomsmen), and compared to the ones on your site, the one I received is pretty lame.

[Xianti]

I've been carrying my wallet in my front pocket for years (a habit I got into since traveling), so it'd definitely go in my front pocket.

Nothin' but Benjamins.

[zook]

Money clips are definitely ballin, but I love my wallet too much to trade it in:

http://www.koyono.com/Slimmy-Slim-Wa...e-p/m17546.htm

[Xianti]

Question from a money clip n00b:

When counting out money to pay for things, do you pull out all the bills out of the money clip, or do you count them in your clip and just pull out the bills you're paying with?

And how do you hold the bills when you're counting them (either in the clip or out)?

I need instructions on using money clips. I'm so lame.

[bigspenda73]

I count in the clip and smoothly pull the bills out. Getting change sucks with a moneyclip so the balla thing to do would be letting the cashier keep it.

[Xianti]

Getting change sucks with a moneyclip so the balla thing to do would be letting the cashier keep it.

But you said I should only be carrying Benjamins. So if I desperately need a roll of toilet paper in a hurry, it will cost me $100? Is that balla?

[bigspenda73]

That would be the def. of balla

Actually true ballas don't need teh TP, their dookie twinkles.

[boost]

That would be the def. of balla

Actually true ballas don't need teh TP, their dookie twinkles.

MOST BALLA SHIT EVA.

xianti money clips are cool I kinda wanna get one. I dont really ever put money in my wallet, I just have to folded in half in my front pocket.

[EasyT]

Getting change sucks with a moneyclip so the balla thing to do would be letting the cashier keep it.

But you said I should only be carrying Benjamins. So if I desperately need a roll of toilet paper in a hurry, it will cost me $100? Is that balla?

How big a hurry?

[UG]

no need for toilet paper just wipe your ass with the Benjamin's now that'd be BOC

[sauce123]

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

[gabe]

no doubt

[TylerK]

2 now actually but right now i'm living at my sister's house

oh who brought this fuckin guy to the party jesus christ

TylerK remember when you used to walk on water around here and everyone just wanted to be with you?

"used to" fsssht

[mrhappy333]

ok, BOC,
so I rented a cottage on the Ocean for this weekend In Narragansett RI with my wife and her girlfriend (BOC)
My wife and I have 3 kids her girlfriend has 2 and is single.( not BOC)
But I figure the wife and her girlfriend and me, BOC.
soooo anyway, Friday night, my 18 month old is climbing on the kitchen furniture and the chair falls over and she wacks her head on the couch and gets a little Egg on the forehead and a small bloody nose. (were all tired and go to bed late that night) not BOC

Sat Morning my 5 year old is running around in the back yard and steps on a piece of glass and cuts his foot pretty good, blood is everywhere and the 5 kids are going crazy!! I bring my son inside and fix him up. get the kids in the car and go to the beach with my wifes friend(BOC), while my wife stays home with the 18 month old because shes napping.
At the beach my 3 yr old decides to take a leak and whips out his Junk and proceeds to piss into the ocean(??BOC??) the life gaurd sees this and decides to give me some trouble.(not BOC), anyways ,after that everything is cool and we go home.

I'm sitting on the Deck stairs Sat night and my 3 year old decides to run up the stairs, and crashes right into my chin with his head(not BOC), now I have a fat Bloody lip.
end of TR for now. Its only 8:30 pm and I hopefully can turn things around (wife and wifes friend ) BOC HOPEFULLY.

And I just heard, Ok guys its Bed time!!


more to come...

[EasyT]

Hilarity, MrHappy! Whips it out and pees in the ocean......wowsers.

Confession:
I am unfamiliar with this acronym BOC which is so openly used in this thread. UrbanDict.....Gabe and Lukie. Now I see. I only just recently figured out what balling meant, or else I'd still be scratching my head.

Confession #2:
For my first perhaps 3-4 months as an online newbie, I did not know what LOL meant. I pretty much only used the internet to play poker, and someone would type LOL in the chat box. It happened regulary there, and I reasoned that the acronym stood for Lots Of Luck. I thought it was a sarcastic way of saying "nice hand, jackoff".

Wow, I'm slow on the learning curve of all this internet chatter, eh? You kids and your phone texting are ruining normal communication. :P

BTW, I submitted a term to UDict like a month ago. How long does it take them to put it up? My definition was "Bar Box", which is a coin-op pool table in a bar. Bar Box 8-Ball. As opposed to a REAL pool table, which is 9 ft, and rented hourly. Bar Box is typically shit. The coin op mechanism virtually ruins the game, insofaras the cue ball is not the same size/weight as the other balls on the table. Since I submitted it, someone else's disgusting definition of a Bar Box has come up...what happened to mine?

[Benoso]

I'd re-submit it, when I put up my definition of 'What kinda nade?' it was there after a week or so.

[a500lbgorilla]

Lots Of Luck!

[bigspenda73]

always thought qft meant quite fucking true

[EasyT]

Yah, usually when there is an F in the acronym, you would be correct. :P But in this case, you still had the gist of what was being said.

[UG]

I had no idea what LMAO and ROFL meant for the longest time, back in the day.

mrhappy updates pleze

[bigspenda73]

mrhappy pictures pleze

[boost]

mrhappy is this the chick with the stinky poon? cuz thats most certainly not nboc.

[UG]

P.S. Please do not have your story end like a typical Lukie story.


Thx.

[gabe]

does anyone think drinking alot by yourself is lame

[UG]

does anyone think drinking alot by yourself is lame

only if you do it on a regular basis DLO

[boost]

this just belongs here.

[boost]

[bigspenda73]

does anyone think drinking alot by yourself is lame

Nah, I think we've all done it every once in a while. Sometimes you jsut need to get hammered and no one's around.

[Unibomber14]

BOC!!!

Warning: If you are not BOC, or do not not know what BOC stands for, do not continue reading this post. As you may encounter burning of the eyes, ears, nose, and many other orifices.

I went bowling last night. We usually go bowling a few times a week to get wasted and have some fun. Well, my buddy is doing horrible. He bowls like three in a row in the gutter. He gets pissed and starts beating on one of the plastic chairs they got. So, a couple of frames later, he bowls two in the gutter again. We're all laughing at him. Then he says, "Watch this!" , and proceeds to run full speed down the lane. He chucks himself at the pins and knocks them all over. He stumbles back yelling and cheering for himself. We're all cheering for him, and giving him high fives and s***. The girl that is working, by herself (who is like 18 or 19, and smokin hot) comes over. She asks us nicely to leave. I walk over all cool and s***. I say "Look, we'll leave. No problems. But you gotta give me you're number first." She kinda looks at me and does that little teenage girl "I'm really flattered" smile. Then she grabs my hand, and writes down a phone number. I got everybody out of the bowling alley, and we walked home.

I waited to post this because I wanted to call the number first. It's real, and we're hittin Waikiki tomorrow night.

And we had another beer pong tourney today.

[a500lbgorilla]

damn fine work sir.

[TylerK]

does anyone think drinking alot by yourself is lame

if by lame you mean BOC then yes