things that tilt you

[sil693]

BOB FUCKING SAFAI

[dranger7070]

Cock teases

[Galapogos]

running worse than anybody has ever run

I lost 17 bi in 8k hands over the past couple days playing my normal stakes bumhunting. Suck it.

yah, but for you, that's pretty close expectation.

True, but somehow I lost 3 buy-ins in rakeback too. How do you even do that???

[will641]

we need 1 large firetruck to put out nancy pelosi's pants.

http://thepage.time.com/video-sen-ki...sis-cia-claim/

[Purple_Pwner]

Bjork

[sil693]

DAVID FUCKING PEAT

[bigspenda73]

anything in the scary movie genre, i.e., date movie, epic movie, etc...

how are these supposed to be funny?

[bigred]

Pink eye wtf

[BennyLaRue]

DAVID FUCKING PEAT

Eli Elezra thinks he's HI-larious.

He looks a little bit Corky to me.

[UG]

losing my goddamn watch

gah!

[Galapogos]

anything in the scary movie genre, i.e., date movie, epic movie, etc...

how are these supposed to be funny?

Fuck yeah! This new generation of Wayans brothers just doesn't cut the mustard.

[UG]

losing my goddamn watch

gah!

not tilted anymore, found it!

[will641]

anything in the scary movie genre, i.e., date movie, epic movie, etc...

how are these supposed to be funny?

have you tried drugs?

[Halv]

That my wii suddenly has no sound output.

[sil693]

them - "you cant seriously like that, i mean, you cant even hear what they are saying. its just shouting and screaming"

me - "so? what is your point?"

them - "well how can you like it if you dont know what he's saying? surely the point of having a singer is to [insert some bullshit about it all being about the lyrics]. he isnt even singing! its just noise"

me - "ALL MUSIC IS FUCKING NOISE!!!! WLKYUQNADKYDGTWKFMLAQFY"

[bigspenda73]

bitches

[Jack Sawyer]

bitches

say it ain't so!


also, people who wake me up from my midday slumber tilt me shitless

[ATOTHEC101]

them - "you cant seriously like that, i mean, you cant even hear what they are saying. its just shouting and screaming"

me - "so? what is your point?"

them - "well how can you like it if you dont know what he's saying? surely the point of having a singer is to [insert some bullshit about it all being about the lyrics]. he isnt even singing! its just noise"

me - "ALL MUSIC IS FUCKING NOISE!!!! WLKYUQNADKYDGTWKFMLAQFY"

Sorry sil but if you're into screamo/ retardedly heavy metal I'm gonna have to go with your friends on this one.

[Halv]

Would you never listen to music where they sing in a language you don't understand? Also, why care about the words when like 90% (number pulled out of my ass, sue me) of hit music have the same lyrical content?

If the lyrics are more important than the music itself then why not read some poetry instead?

[dsmrolla06]

Because 90% (number pulled out of my ass) of the songs in a different language are impossible to sing along with.

[UG]

speaking of music

I have the fucking Miley Cyrus song in my head. Wife made me listen to it in the car a few days ago, it's catchy so I didn't change the channel the last two times I've heard it (which is pretty much every time I'm in a car, and I don't drive that much). Goddammit make it stop!

[Stacks]

speaking of music

I have the fucking Miley Cyrus song in my head. Wife made me listen to it in the car a few days ago, it's catchy so I didn't change the channel the last two times I've heard it (which is pretty much every time I'm in a car, and I don't drive that much). Goddammit make it stop!

This song should knock that shit right out of your head sir.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2zyeVRcbs

[will641]

i luz me some miley cyrus.

and are you serious ug? how is that catchy? this sounds like crappy christian rock (remember that christian rock is inherently bad).

[bikes]

MY BEST FRAND LESIE SAYZ

OH SHES JUST BEIN MILEY

[will641]

holy good god fb quizzes tilt me. i think ive said that but they get worse day by day. "what britney spears song are you?", i mean are you kidding. my friend and i were thinking of making a quiz like, "what washed up old 70's actor would you let put a gerbil up your ass in a dark alley?"

[sil693]

Would you never listen to music where they sing in a language you don't understand? Also, why care about the words when like 90% (number pulled out of my ass, sue me) of hit music have the same lyrical content?

If the lyrics are more important than the music itself then why not read some poetry instead?

qfmft.

[givememyleg]

holy good god fb quizzes tilt me. i think ive said that but they get worse day by day. "what britney spears song are you?", i mean are you kidding. my friend and i were thinking of making a quiz like, "what washed up old 70's actor would you let put a gerbil up your ass in a dark alley?"

omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg i knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Jack Sawyer]

"LULZ", "LAWL"

wtf's up with this geeky gibberish bullshit fail? trying to "stand out from the crowd"? trying to be "kewl"? write god damned LOL or STFU.

[givememyleg]

"LULZ", "LAWL"

wtf's up with this geeky gibberish bullshit fail? trying to "stand out from the crowd"? trying to be "kewl"? write god damned LOL or STFU.

lulz

[Ash256]

holy good god fb quizzes tilt me. i think ive said that but they get worse day by day. "what britney spears song are you?", i mean are you kidding. my friend and i were thinking of making a quiz like, "what washed up old 70's actor would you let put a gerbil up your ass in a dark alley?"

fucking right.. why you can't just hide quizzes in general idk

[Jack Sawyer]

"LULZ", "LAWL"

wtf's up with this geeky gibberish bullshit fail? trying to "stand out from the crowd"? trying to be "kewl"? write god damned LOL or STFU.

lulz

DJIFHSAFJIRWHG2984HHEDUCH8HJ9AN9CSSHV9WHRA9DHS9XHC V9EAHAHnZQVI9H

[Halv]

Because 90% (number pulled out of my ass) of the songs in a different language are impossible to sing along with.

90% of people get 90% of the lyrics of 90% of songs wrong when they try to sing them (www.kissthisguy.com). And they probably sing out of tune 90% of the time (www.youtube.com). Not that it matters anyway - I love to sing but I really really suck at it.

It's not like I listen to a TON of non-scandinavian, non-english music but there's some cool stuff out there. Off the top of my head, Manu Chao, Kraftwerk. For relaxing, "gregorian chant" type music and italian classical/opera is sweet. I can't for the life of me remember their name, but there was a brazilian rap trio that had a couple of songs I liked alot like 6 years back (but listening to rap/hip hop and not understanding a word they say is generally annoying to me).

And alot of growl/scream type music actually has lyrics you can hear if you pay attention. The focus just isn't as much on the singing, but more on the mood and feeling of the song. Example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-hsa1a7kyM singing starts at ~0.30

Of course it's up to the listener to like/dislike any song, but to say that something is just noise is pretty offensive.

New tilt issue: getting sucked into discussing stupid things on the internet. (cue "someone is WRONG on the internet!" picture)

btw, jack s suck on this: lølz!!1

[Muzzard]

David Peats weasel face

[Muzzard]

wills avatar

[wufwugy]

having emotions

[will641]

wills avatar

wat, why? it's awesome.

[yourfather]

When I am playing fish heads up, I get disconnected and they leave.

[a500lbgorilla]

when the huge fish im playing hu disconnects and i have to leave

[yourfather]

LOLOL was that u playing me?? Psssssht, yeah right fish!

[bode]

Pink eye wtf

your roommate farted on your pillow, didn't he?

[nibbles]

People who work in food services that think the plastic gloves are to protect their muthafuggin hands. They handle the money after they scratch their ass before they fix the sandwich. My meal is UNCLEAN!!! What are ya gonna do? This is standard everywhere now.

[Ash256]

running worse than anybody has ever run

I lost 17 bi in 8k hands over the past couple days playing my normal stakes bumhunting. Suck it.

~18-20 in ~15k hands. eat me.

[Lukie]

whenever i go to a freaking gas station and use my card, the previous person's info is always still on the screen. i know it doesn't charge to my card but why is it always there??? it's so freaking retarded

[Galapogos]

running worse than anybody has ever run

I lost 17 bi in 8k hands over the past couple days playing my normal stakes bumhunting. Suck it.

~18-20 in ~15k hands. eat me.

Yeah, but I'm a winning player. Boom.

[thizzSantaCruz]

Driving to San Jose today to pick my car up from getting serviced (SJ is half an hour away) and going another 15 minutes out of my way to get some chipotle. I call my roommates and ask if they want me to pick them up anything and they all say no. I buy 2 burrittos, eat one there and save the other one for later.


Fast forward through a night of drinking and rowdiness, I get home and they ate my fucking burrito.

[wufwugy]

policy that punishes calling dumbasses out on their pathological peddling of bullshit

[Parasurama]

wufwugy's no longer leet number of posts

[wufwugy]

i bet if i didnt have a hot chick in av or sig id get banned

[Halv]

Films that don't need twist endings but have them anyway, ruining the whole thing.

[Lukie]

"Check your PMs."

[givememyleg]

people who reply to threads with absolutely nothing to add

[a500lbgorilla]

hate those douchebags

[boost]

People who work in food services that think the plastic gloves are to protect their muthafuggin hands. They handle the money after they scratch their ass before they fix the sandwich. My meal is UNCLEAN!!! What are ya gonna do? This is standard everywhere now.

what tilts me is that people advocate the use of gloves in food service. JUST WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS. People have a tendency to do more unclean gross things when wearing gloves than they would if they were just taught proper food service hygiene. I wash my hands all the time. Why the fuck would I need to wear gloves? Its just a fucking pony show when food is actually handled in front of the guest.

[yourfather]

When the subway line I need to take to get somewhere is not running and I need to transfer a bunch of times and it takes forever.

[givememyleg]

when ftr changes fuck to poop, what is this, middle school. fuck you, fuck poop fucking poop poop poopin fucker poop fuck er fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck uf ckuf ckfu ckc fuuckfcufuckfuckf cu fkcu fucking cunts, asshole poop fuck farts

[givememyleg]

HOW COMES IT ONLY DOEDS IT SOMETIMES

POOP FUCK

[Halv]

go fuck yourself

[Halv]

oh snap that didnt work am i gonna get banned?

[boost]

what?

[a500lbgorilla]

what the fuck
who the fuck
why the fuck
fucker
asshole
shithead
dickhead

quote the post to see the answer key of censored words and phrases.

[givememyleg]

what the fuck
who the fuck
why the fuck
fucker
asshole
shithead
dickhead

quote the post to see the answer key of censored words and phrases.

so fuck in itself isn't transformed to poop? but fucker is? and dickhead? and asshole? and shithead? why the fuck is thissssssssssss

[a500lbgorilla]

you'se an admin, figure it out!

[JKDS]

i always thought teh mods were just messing with ppl...but now im no so sure...
dickhead

[Lukie]

People who work in food services that think the plastic gloves are to protect their muthafuggin hands. They handle the money after they scratch their ass before they fix the sandwich. My meal is UNCLEAN!!! What are ya gonna do? This is standard everywhere now.

what tilts me is that people advocate the use of gloves in food service. JUST WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS. People have a tendency to do more unclean gross things when wearing gloves than they would if they were just taught proper food service hygiene. I wash my hands all the time. Why the fuck would I need to wear gloves? Its just a fucking pony show when food is actually handled in front of the guest.

lukie theorem on washing hands: nobody actually washes their hands, except when people are looking

[bikes]

I fucking hate Rachel Nichols. What a fucking dumb bimbo. Nobody cares what the fuck you have to say.

[Lukie]

people who text while driving

women drivers

cutting your nipple while shaving

[Jack Sawyer]

goddamned ingrown hairs

[kingnat]

falling off my bike into a disgusting muddy water, ruining my phone, fucking up my shoulder, ripping up my legs, because some stupid fucking Maine-ard POS can't keep their f'ing dog on a f'ing leash...

[DrivingDog]

IT tech support people who are too socially retarded to carry on a normal conversation with another human being. It's like talking to an autistic savant about how to fix your computer. Even if he knows the answer, he's incapable of communicating it to you.

[dthorne04]

not having hot water for days, being of western european descent, and it being about 80 degrees everyday. i took my first ice shower this morning. pretty sure i set a few personal records this morning that i never want to set again. one of them being the highest my voice has ever hit. FML.

[kmind]

Trying to play NHL 2009, drunk, and having it say there is a fucking disc error. Not to mention it's my brothers so if it continues to not work in the morning I owe him $60. Fuck.

[OP]

Going to be in a wedding Saturday with NO BAR AT THE RECEPTION! WTF! If I have to stand next to you in a stiff tux and watch you and your bride-to-be gaze at each other and repeat your boring ass nuptials you better get me drunk afterwards you cheap, assfucking, cocksucker!

[will641]

wow op, are you going to some crazy hippies wedding? if they dont disperse acid afterwards it's not unreasonable to cut them off for life.

[UG]

I went to a wedding where afterward they had a coffee bar. Yeah, we stayed for about 30 minutes and got the hell out of there.

[JL]

What do most weddings have?
An open bar is ridiculously expensive, but I don't think anyone in your wedding party should have to pay for drinks.