things that tilt you

[JKDS]

sportsmen is tilting the shit out of me with every single post.

[will641]

those might be the longest two posts ever...ever.

[a500lbgorilla]

*sharpens his banhammer*

its commin... just wait.

[will641]

*sharpens his banhammer*

its commin... just wait.

this appears as a leak to me.

[a500lbgorilla]

trying to improve your standing as number 30 on my list? it's not working...

[will641]

well honestly, who *sharpens* a hammer?

[BennyLaRue]

well honestly, who *sharpens* a hammer?

Banhammer has a big pencil on it.

[Lukie]

whenever i check my facebook at around 5am or so, there's always exactly 1 friend online, and it's always the same person. a ridiculously hot girl on the same schedule as me? no. our very own will641? absolutely.

hyachachach

[Stacks]

[JKDS]

the worst part is that he got all 37 posts today...

[flomo]

what tilts me is we banned people we thought were annoying before the freetroll activity. now they are winning(not at poker)

staring a new campaign "bring back rocco"

[XTR1000]

the clickwheel on my mouse just stopped working. Scrollbars tilt me hard.

[BankItDrew]

Here's my first addition to this thread:

My ex called me today to let me know she's seeing someone else.

[GatorJH]

Here's my first addition to this thread:

My ex called me today to let me know she's seeing someone else.

go find the chick in your avatar. Date her. Things will be fine.

[BennyLaRue]

Here's my first addition to this thread:

My ex called me today to let me know she's seeing someone else.

If you broke up with her, she's probably doing it because she still wants you and is trying to incite you to love her long time again. If she broke up with you, she's just a spiteful whore.

[sil693]

Doyle Brunson on HSP Series 5.

STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING NOB!!!!!

[Ash256]

Here's my first addition to this thread:

My ex called me today to let me know she's seeing someone else.

If this is after she dumped you, you can always post nudes and then fuck up her credit rating

[bikes]

Doyle Brunson on HSP Series 5.

STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING NOB!!!!!

Todd please put this nit in the retirement home already.

[Warpe]

well honestly, who *sharpens* a hammer?

potm

[XTR1000]

Doyle Brunson on HSP Series 5.

STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING NOB!!!!!

[BankItDrew]

Here's my first addition to this thread:

My ex called me today to let me know she's seeing someone else.

If this is after she dumped you, you can always post nudes and then fuck up her credit rating

lol

If I had nude pics, I would have done this the moment after I broke up with her. BTW, I live on the other side of the country! Who does that?

[wufwugy]

When she told you she was dating somebody else you should have just laughed and said 'i play poker for a living bitch'

[BankItDrew]

That might be the most uplifting/funniest thing I have ever read.

[Halv]

April fools day tilts the shit out of me. I'm already paranoid as hell, why does there have to be an entire day set aside for people to pull sneaksy sneaks moves on me?!

[BennyLaRue]

April fools day tilts the shit out of me. I'm already paranoid as hell, why does there have to be an entire day set aside for people to pull sneaksy sneaks moves on me?!

O rly? Check your email.

[Luco]

April fools day tilts the shit out of me. I'm already paranoid as hell, why does there have to be an entire day set aside for people to pull sneaksy sneaks moves on me?!

O rly? Check your email.

And under your bed.

[wufwugy]

have never done an april fools, and if i ever do it wouldnt be on april 1st

[Lukie]

people that drive too slow

people that drive too fast

[Halv]

Monster tilted from april fool on my main torrentsite that was still in effect 8am GMT+1 today. Motherpoopers got me after all .

[DrivingDog]

Hockey fans who bang on the glass anytime the puck is anywhere near them. BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG. Yeah that helps your team a lot moron.

[kingnat]

have never done an april fools, and if i ever do it wouldnt be on april 1st

[kmind]

people that drive too slow

people that drive too fast

On the lines of this, I hate it when you are on a two-lane highway and the cars in front of you in each lane are going equally as slow trapping you.

[will641]

people that drive too slow

people that drive too fast

On the lines of this, I hate it when you are on a two-lane highway and the cars in front of you in each lane are going equally as slow trapping you.

oh god, tell me about it. when they are semi's its even more obnoxious.

[Kits]

People who send text messages on their cell phone without using the dictionary function.

[will641]

frickin audio that only plays out of one speaker.

[jyms]

Guys that somehow have the ability to break through all the security on the computer and internet and scam email address's but can't spend 5 minutes on a translation that sounds a little like actual English when trying to spam you. Does this shit ever do anything but piss you off and make you format?

[kmind]

my roommate's passed out on my futon at 3:30am and there's also a random bunny in here long story about that but the bunny is making noises and my roommate is snoring and little things like this are huge pet peeves

[boost]

did you try stabbing them?

[kmind]

yes...he's bleeding profusely but still snoring. Help?

[bigspenda73]

sounds like my last gf during her period

[GatorJH]

duct tape ftw

[GatorJH]

brag - scheduled to play golf this afternoon
beat - thunderstorms may prevent said round of golf
variance - online pokahz is not a bad backup

[will641]

having to listen to my dad talk to clients all day and as a consequence using my headphones all day.

[bode]

frickin audio that only plays out of one speaker.

omgthis. the thing that connects my ipod to my car stereo and runs it through a FM station is fucking up and only playing on the left speakers. so tilting.

[dranger7070]

Busting my ass at a mediocre job, for a boss that doesn't take notice of SHIT, and will flip out if you ask for a weekend off for once. (I have to work EVERY FUCKING FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT). It would be nice to get at least ONE weekend a month off to go out and drink and whatnot.

[Jack Sawyer]

demagogues.

[chrisa]

Webpages that you need to scroll sideways.

[Parasurama]

sounds like my last gf during her period

thinly veiled brag itt

[BennyLaRue]

sounds like my last gf during her period

thinly veiled brag itt

Because she was fertile?

This isn't the middle ages. If anything, that's a beat now.

[Parasurama]

sounds like my last gf during her period

thinly veiled brag itt

Because she was fertile?

This isn't the middle ages. If anything, that's a beat now.

haha true, I was thinking more along the lines of spenda having a girlfriend at some point. OH sick burnnn

[will641]

the criminal justice system. i applied for early termination from probation back in early march before my 21st. i had an alcohol violation while on probation so the judge said i could reapply after i turn 21. instead of her just being like if you dont get in trouble till then ill sign it after your bday and you can be done with it, i have to get my attorney to file another damn application and get a new court date which could take as long as a month, and costing me more money. i hope iowa city has low crime until then so my shit goes through quick.

[a500lbgorilla]

the criminal justice system. i applied for early termination from probation back in early march before my 21st. i had an alcohol violation while on probation so the judge said i could reapply after i turn 21. instead of her just being like if you dont get in trouble till then ill sign it after your bday and you can be done with it, i have to get my attorney to file another damn application and get a new court date which could take as long as a month, and costing me more money. i hope iowa city has low crime until then so my shit goes through quick.

its just kinda odd that you're a repub. Democrates are the guys that say, "the system is fcking me! Im angry enough to want it changed." while your side thinks that these are simply the sacrifices we make to enjoy the peaceful order of society. You either get to whine about it or take it on the chin. I like to whine.

[Stacks]

luls... I'll end up arresting will one day imo.

[wufwugy]

not being a robot

no matter how good i get at poker, i cannot grind to save my life

[will641]

the criminal justice system. i applied for early termination from probation back in early march before my 21st. i had an alcohol violation while on probation so the judge said i could reapply after i turn 21. instead of her just being like if you dont get in trouble till then ill sign it after your bday and you can be done with it, i have to get my attorney to file another damn application and get a new court date which could take as long as a month, and costing me more money. i hope iowa city has low crime until then so my shit goes through quick.

its just kinda odd that you're a repub. Democrates are the guys that say, "the system is fcking me! Im angry enough to want it changed." while your side thinks that these are simply the sacrifices we make to enjoy the peaceful order of society. You either get to whine about it or take it on the chin. I like to whine.

yeah i mean it doesnt really matter what side of the aisle you're on, being in the criminal justice system sucks ass. i fully deserve what i got, and having been on probation for 2 years, im very ready to be done with it.

[Galapogos]

sounds like my last gf during her period

thinly veiled brag itt

GMML is nothing to brag about...

[givememyleg]

i am not a girl

[BennyLaRue]

i am not a girl

You're tilting because of this?

[will641]

peoples parking skills are really tilting me lately. the parking at my school is ridiculous, and people just casually parallel park and leave like 3-4 ft on each side of their car. so, generally on a block like 2-3 cars might do this and it ends up costing a couple spaces. grrrrrr.

[swiggidy]

Freeroll days

[boost]

peoples parking skills are really tilting me lately. the parking at my school is ridiculous, and people just casually parallel park and leave like 3-4 ft on each side of their car. so, generally on a block like 2-3 cars might do this and it ends up costing a couple spaces. grrrrrr.

what tilts me is being in a car with someone who is complaining about people parallel parking and leaving spaces. If youre not bearing an extra chromosome you should be able to figure out that there are many many ways in which a lot of space is wasted yet no one is at fault.

Two important facts to take into account:

1. Not all cars are the same length

2. Not all cars arrived at the same time

[will641]

peoples parking skills are really tilting me lately. the parking at my school is ridiculous, and people just casually parallel park and leave like 3-4 ft on each side of their car. so, generally on a block like 2-3 cars might do this and it ends up costing a couple spaces. grrrrrr.

what tilts me is being in a car with someone who is complaining about people parallel parking and leaving spaces. If youre not bearing an extra chromosome you should be able to figure out that there are many many ways in which a lot of space is wasted yet no one is at fault.

Two important facts to take into account:

1. Not all cars are the same length

2. Not all cars arrived at the same time

true, and a 3rd factor is people can't park.

[Micro2Macro]

Here's a list:

people who drive cheap sports cars with those retarded noise-boxes on them that make their car sound sick - you're all fucking gay
homeless people
deilivery guys who don't have proper change so you end up having to overtip/undertip them
girls who dress slutty but are virgins
opening the fridge to find the milk container empty or with a drop left
old people
kids
people who drive a cart on a golf course yet still can't fucking take less than 45 minutes to play a hole
3-putting
old people
my internet disconnecting
telemarketers
telemarketers who mispronounce my name
mcdonald's. I'm seriously never eating there again unless I'm hammered
cartoons
any of the shows on tv my girlfriend watches
taxi drivers, at least 9/10 are clueless when it comes to driving in my city

prof's who have phd's yet can't speak english properly, like did you forge your degree? I don't see how you possibly wrote a fucking book by yourself if you can't pronounce some basic english, 'Dr'

truck drivers who slow down/speed up on the highway
truck drivers that swerve around, and obviously are drunk
police officers who pull you over for absoultely nothing because you fit a certain stereotype
apartments that charge higher rent than monthly payments would be on a condominium
people who throw something in the garbage that should be recycled, when the recycling bin is right next to the garbage - are you fucking blind

And of course one of the things that tilts me most, since it happens so often: people who try and squeeze into an elevator when there's absolutely no fucking room at all, and then they press floor 2 or 3 when you're at the lobby. fuck, even without people in the elevator to begin with, take the fucking stairs you lazy pos

[boost]

peoples parking skills are really tilting me lately. the parking at my school is ridiculous, and people just casually parallel park and leave like 3-4 ft on each side of their car. so, generally on a block like 2-3 cars might do this and it ends up costing a couple spaces. grrrrrr.

what tilts me is being in a car with someone who is complaining about people parallel parking and leaving spaces. If youre not bearing an extra chromosome you should be able to figure out that there are many many ways in which a lot of space is wasted yet no one is at fault.

Two important facts to take into account:

1. Not all cars are the same length

2. Not all cars arrived at the same time

true, and a 3rd factor is people can't park.

something which cannot be judged (of a particular 'parker') unless you witness them parking. So instead of getting your frilly little panties all in a bunch, why not just assume that the first two factors are the culprits.

[triumphant cracker]

assholes like this ......

Man jailed for spraying urine, feces on food in UK

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...04-14-20-54-08

what kind of person would do this in their right mind?...god i wish i could just get one shot to his head.....

[Lukie]

rilla and all his retardedly stupid and useless drivel tilts me to no end

hyachachach

[givememyleg]

assholes like this ......

Man jailed for spraying urine, feces on food in UK

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...04-14-20-54-08

what kind of person would do this in their right mind?...god i wish i could just get one shot to his head.....

lol he plead not guilty

[will641]

peoples parking skills are really tilting me lately. the parking at my school is ridiculous, and people just casually parallel park and leave like 3-4 ft on each side of their car. so, generally on a block like 2-3 cars might do this and it ends up costing a couple spaces. grrrrrr.

what tilts me is being in a car with someone who is complaining about people parallel parking and leaving spaces. If youre not bearing an extra chromosome you should be able to figure out that there are many many ways in which a lot of space is wasted yet no one is at fault.

Two important facts to take into account:

1. Not all cars are the same length

2. Not all cars arrived at the same time

true, and a 3rd factor is people can't park.

something which cannot be judged (of a particular 'parker') unless you witness them parking. So instead of getting your frilly little panties all in a bunch, why not just assume that the first two factors are the culprits.

because i'm very cynical. is that not okay?

[dthorne04]

mixing up the days of your two finals, which are both coincidentally at 8:30 AM on back to back days. fml.

[bigspenda73]

repeating the 9th grade again D?

[dthorne04]

i hope matt schaub falls in a fucking pit

[a500lbgorilla]

dthorne touching mah girl.

[dthorne04]

misconceptions itt.

p.s. your avatar is giving me a fucking seizure, give me your address so I can sue you

[a500lbgorilla]

123 fake st

[dthorne04]

123 fake st