things that tilt you

[nibbles]

When u are playing a ring game and somebody gets felted, and that little turd wont get up. He just sits there tying up the seat until he is booted off by the system. Bastard!

[bikes]

When I realize how tiny Duke is =(

[bikes]

Not fucking defending for the final 2 fucking seconds tilts the flying fucking shit outta me. FUCJKKKKKKKKKK

[Halv]

u mean its not ur mom covered in black dildos?

meanie

why does that polar bear smell like axe body spray?

I don't get it.

[a500lbgorilla]

I don't have to explain myself to you! I do what I want!

[will641]

I don't have to explain myself to you! I do what I want! I smoke rocks!

[flomo]

I don't have to explain myself to you! I do what I want! I smoke rocks! whatever! whatever!

[flomo]

people who sign up for WW and then don't play

[mrhappy333]

When u are playing a ring game and somebody gets felted, and that little turd wont get up. He just sits there tying up the seat until he is booted off by the system. Bastard!

this tilts me too, especially when they were a SS.

[wufwugy]

u mean its not ur mom covered in black dildos?

meanie

why does that polar bear smell like axe body spray?

I don't get it.

he could be referencing this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

[XTR1000]

having a person sitting to my left, whos screenname reads "UllSh1tBr1x"

[HarleyGuy13]

The word THAT drives me nuts. If you can put THAT in you can take THAT out and 90% of the time and it won't be missed!

[kmind]

Having VCU lose to Duke. Wait...

[bigspenda73]

a person whose college won one fucking game one time a while ago and never misses a chance to brag about it.

[Deuce Blue]

I know a girl that went to college that always spells though-thoagh. And also pronounces impasse- im-pass-ay.

People I know that are rooting for the Cardinals simply because Warner is from Iowa (my home state). I actually had my 20 year HS reunion and one of the guys I graduated with played WR on the UNI team with Warner. Warner was in his wedding party. The guy was a bench player and probably guilted Warner into it, but the guy is like obsessed with Warner now. Still wears his college ring and wears Cardinal gear everywhere just so someone will ask him if he's a fan and he can go into his story.

Warner has a restraining order on him I would bet. Hated him in HS, loathe him now.

my fucking brand new computer that freezes for 20 seconds at a time every 2 minutes, but only on pokerstars.

what the fucking christ

[sinky]

Leading for 2 3/4 laps on Mario Cart only to get blown up 4 times on the last bend.

[WillburForce]

moody waiters. Yes its a shit job, but if you want a tip, smile you humourless knobjockey.

[Halv]

u mean its not ur mom covered in black dildos?

meanie

why does that polar bear smell like axe body spray?

I don't get it.

he could be referencing this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

8 minutes and entitled "Bro rape..", yeah, I'm gonna need cliff notes (and only if there's not an actual male vs male rape ldo)

[a500lbgorilla]

cliff notes: it's funny. Play it in the background while you surf if you can't burn 8 minutes.

[ATOTHEC101]

asian drivers/traffic jams, often interlinked.

[wufwugy]

how do u not watch something entitled 'bro rape'?

[sinister1]

pics that make you shit bricks A.K.A. {fill in the blank}

[will641]

restaurants that close at 8 pm.

[will641]

People in mustangs or any kind of sports vehicle that drive 10 mph under the speed limit.

[kingnat]

the possibility of moving to fargo

[bigspenda73]

Just though of one while I was watching a dating show on MTV. The dude goes through 3 girls rooms and he finds boxing gloves in one and a karate gi in another. He says "I better be careful who I pick, elimination could be interesting". The, one of the girls watching this says "yea, because if you don't pick one of us we'll beat you up" and the other girls laugh.

The girls quote is what tilts me, I hope you all understand why

[Halv]

watching mtv dating program, eh?























ygos?

[Halv]

YESSSSSS epic pwnage in this thread *fist pump*

[RML604]

- People who don't bother looking behind them when opening a door to see if anyone is right behind them that they can hold the door for.
- People who send super liberal/conservative emails to a large group of people, as if everyone on that list agrees with their views, or even cares what their views are.
- Religion
- People who don't wave when you let them in in traffic
- Assholes who cut everyone off and turn left right as the light turns green, even though they don't have a left turn light
- Work
- Writing in pen (Pencil is obv superior)
- Reality tv of any sort
- Tabloid magazines
- Conservatives
- People who let their little bastard children run around in stores/public places without paying attention to them
- Little bastard children
- Not being on pace to retire at age 30
- The thought of spending half of my life working just to enjoy the last few years of my life when I'm too old to do anything fun anyway

I'm sure there's more, but I think those are the big ones.

[kmind]

This week so far and then topping it off with getting a 0 on a test because internet explorer is really reliable.

[will641]

yeah this week has sucked a big fat one for me too kmind. wanna commiserate?

[kmind]

Yessss. Anyways we can e-hug/e-hold each other all night? Too gay?

[will641]

oh also 25 things on fb. it is really stupid and disappointing that everyone still does that crap. we arent 12 anymoar imo.

[swiggidy]

oh also 25 things on fb. it is really stupid and disappointing that everyone still does that crap. we arent 12 anymoar imo.

http://www.time.com/time/arts/articl...877187,00.html

[kmind]

oh also 25 things on fb. it is really stupid and disappointing that everyone still does that crap. we arent 12 anymoar imo.

amen to that too, we are on a roll

I just had 2 gay people making it a point to talk loud and share what they were doing tonight sexually in detail at a restaraunt because I accidently gave one of them a bad look. That tilted and grossed me out.

Also, missing my ex from 4 years ago is tilting me. Same with the fucker who ruined it is back into my life and he's back to his usual douchebag antics.

[a500lbgorilla]

I just got Halvs epic fistpump burnnnn

Man, it's quite a riddle but the reward for decoding it is well worth it!

[kingnat]

I just got Halvs epic fistpump burnnnn

Man, it's quite a riddle but the reward for decoding it is well worth it!

Did u Shat br1xs?

[tom]

so, when you think you're done pooping and wiping only to realize you had awholenother turd waiting
arrrrrrrrgh

[Jack Sawyer]

I FUCKING HATE LOCATION RESTRICTED CONTENT ON THE INTERNET

ITS THE FUCKING INTERNET, GUESS WHAT THE INTER- IN THE NAME STANDS FOR

I WANT TO PAY YOU MONEY TO SEE YOUR DAMN SHOW YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YOU KNOW GREENBACK, DINERO; IF YOU DO NOT WANT PEOPLE DOING THIS THEN DIE IN A FUCKING MASSIVE GREASE MOTHERFUCKING FIRE

GO FUCK YOURSELF IDIOTS IN SUITS WHO HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK MARKETING MEANS; THE WORLD IS MUCH BIGGER THAN JUST THE USA ALONE ASSHOLES, GRAB A FUCKING ATLAS OR FIRE UP GOOGLE EARTH, ITS ALSO ON THE FUCKING INTERNET

[will641]

reality television might be the worst thing in creation. it is one of those things where i can under no circumstances accept.

[WillburForce]

turning 31 on Monday. And also getting beaten by 7-2o on the bubble, on the river.

[AnTman_69]

really big uber dense poos that just about rip your anus to shreds on the way out. I cried on the toilet because of this once.

[nibbles]

People posting things about fecal matter. Enough of that crap.

[will641]

really big uber dense poos that just about rip your anus to shreds on the way out. I cried on the toilet because of this once.

lol i've def had a few that really hurt, but not to the point of tears. it's so damn satisfying to get it out that the tilt washes away though imo. also nice pun (?) nibbles.

[Halv]

People posting things about fecal matter. Enough of that crap.

wp

[wufwugy]

take psyllium everyday and you will never again have a tough crap

[will641]

not being able to smoke weed and this band thats been practicing in my living room since 10 AM.

[boost]

retard ebay noobs who think its a good idea to bid on an item when it has several days left. Ya, this seems like a good idea, lets start a bidding war and raise the price of an item for absolutely no reason. FUCK YOU.

[bigspenda73]

way tl;dr

cliff notes: when the grocery store opens up a new aisle after you've been waiting for 10 minutes and the people behind you cut in front of you. All you do is leave the come home and bitch to people on AIM about it.

Spenda: so every day I go to the local grocery store
Spenda: tom thumb is like 400 yards from my appt, so I usually just walk
Spenda: anyways, not the point, today I go in and pick up a few things and if you haven't been in a place like this the way you check out is ridiculous
Spenda: you leave your basket/cart on one side of the lane, then have to walk around to the other side to pay
Spenda: you don't actually load anything on a conveyor belt or whatever
will: haha
will: weird
Spenda: not the bad part
Spenda: so there are like 3 ppl in one line and one in the other
Spenda: they all have carts full of stuff and I have 3 items
Spenda: so obv I head to the line with 1 person, who is checking out
will: obv
Spenda: well as her 12th (yes, 12th) box of cereal is scanned she brings up to the cashier that it didn't discount the cereal from 1.99 to 1.69 like the coupon she has
Spenda: (with out having shown the cashier the coupon)
Spenda: the cashier, a young black girl, says "I don't know, did it discount it? and flips the screen towards the lady"
will: lol
Spenda: the woman says, no, and she finally shows her the ad in the paper, so now the cashier doesn't believe they cereal boxes are the right size to get the discount, and the two of them walk to the cereal isle, with me in line, to check
will: i could kill people with coupons at grocery store
Spenda: not even close to done buddy
will: they need to diagf
will: haha okay
Spenda: so while they're watiting, a line has formed behind me
Spenda: a guy with 4 items and a young couple with a cart
Spenda: the store opens a new line to help us, and you obviously can guess what happens
Spenda: instead of letting me go, they both go to the new line, thanks a fucking lot
will: lulz
Spenda: now, I'm not mad, it seems like I should get checked out soon, except the girl has to void all 12 boxes and swipe the coupon for each box of cereal
Spenda: so what do I do
Spenda: I leave
will: what was all this for
Spenda: that was my last 20 minutes
Spenda: chicken, diet dr. pepper, and green tea
will: lulz
will: you suck at life
Spenda: yea

[bikes]

Life nits who go on vacation with me.

[pantherhound]

When I'm watching doubles tennis, retard players high fiving/fist bumping each other after every fucking point, why does every single team do this

[kingnat]

When I'm watching doubles tennis, retard players high fiving/fist bumping each other after every fucking point, why does every single team do this

You've obviously never seen girls softball, where they essentially replay the Kid N' Play dance scene after each and every fucking out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFSyBBglmpI

[Galapogos]

Haha I miss Kid N' Play.

[Jack Sawyer]

inside jokes tilt the shit out of me.

[flomo]

inside jokes tilt the shit out of me.

i don't get it

[Jack Sawyer]

inside jokes tilt the shit out of me.

i don't get it

my point, exactly.

[will641]

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?...id=76061089664

this shit is really starting to tilt me. people on fb are such group whores. they get invited and they thing omg an exclusive group im special so ill join. gahhh!!

[wufwugy]

fanboys who claim that killzone 2 controls are not delayed or accelerative.

these people should not be allowed to breed, and if i ever meet one i will probably rip his face off. dead serious. i have so much anger for defenders of stupidity and inferiority

[givememyleg]

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/MI_cop...uana_0316.html

this fucking tilts me

[wufwugy]

^^^^^^^ pretty terrible, but honestly i cannot even watch this video without wanting to punch something. many much worse things have been done, but for some reason this is so tilt invoking

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv0T2X1dXcI

[ChrisBCritter]

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/MI_cops_shoot_unarmed_20yearold_marijuana_0316.htm l

this fucking tilts me

[johnny 5]Need input[/johnny 5]

[Luco]

Having rockets in the BB and not even getting so much as a steal attempt.

Oh, and my wife shouting "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?" in the middle of a huge hand. IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS I'M NOT, SO SHUT UP.

[Galapogos]

there's no fucking comma on the keybad of a keyboard

Does yours not have a "p" either?

there's no p in fucking

Depends what you're into.

(SUPER late reply but I was going through this thread and saw that I missed this.)

[yourfather]

People sitting down w me heads up, taking my blind and leaving.

[kmind]

Hearing about the girl you are talking to gave head to someone I hang out with a lot and knowing he's a creep making it worse fuck my life

[bigspenda73]

Hearing about the girl you are talking to gave head to someone I hang out with a lot and knowing he's a creep making it worse fuck my life

gah I hate shit like this too. It sucks when the douche gets the girl

[kmind]

it's the fucking worse, glad you are with me

[bigspenda73]

well seeing how I'm not a douche bag or creep it's happened to me a few times to say the least

like some guys don't mind being that mistake the girl made or the drunken hook-up she never even remembers. I don't want to be that guy, when the girl wakes up I'd like her to actually know my name. ZOMG caffeine wearing off it's too late ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[swiggidy]

If we just met I don't really care if she remembers my name. If it was the third time that would be a little awkward.

[Carroters]

When I bring up HEM to check how many hands ive played etc and the fucking thing refuses to close and takes up my whole screen for 30 seconds while I time out of 3 tables and on one of which fold AA on the button.

[Carroters]

When my g/f drops something on the floor and shoutts really loud, just out of the unexpectedness of it.

When she opens the blinds while I'm still sleeping to do art or something, just because one of my friends is passed out in the living room and she feels too awkard to leave the bedroom.

When old people fret uncomntrolably on buses about something that affects everyone on the bus. For example when the driver goes to take a piss in a public bathroom. This is minorly annoying for me, but when they start fretting and say things like "who does this driver think he is, people have places to go" It just tilts me to oblivion.

Having to hear about someone I don't care abouts slow death every day because they were once in a reality tv show I never watched.

When I burn my hands on the hot tap water that has gone from freezing to boiling hot within 0.3 seconds.

When my girlfriend does this and shouts loudly about it right next to me.

When horrible ornage faced 16 year old junky girls in pink pyjamas walk past me on the street.

The way really poor scummy people have really scummy looking dogs that look at you as if they want some vodka from you.

The way I still haven't fully learned what all the accronyms on FTR mean after all this time.

Really disgusting green dog shits on the pavement from the aformentioned scummy dogs.

Cats that attack you for no reason out of abosultely nowhere. I punch dem in da face.

Old people's attitudes to everything in the world.

[ATOTHEC101]

yeah jade goody should definitely just die already.

[bikes]

Rush Limbaugh

[XTR1000]

right now this entire world tilts me for no apparent reason.