things that tilt you

[rong]

Just found out Jurassic 5 are playing at my local tonight. The Mrs is out and I'm on kid duty

[OngBonga]

Just found out Jurassic 5 are playing at my local tonight. The Mrs is out and I'm on kid duty

The pub on the beach? Watering Hole is it? I was there in the summer and saw that Easy Star All Stars were booked, I nearly cried.

[Lukie]

Motorized shopping carts and (sometimes) the people operating them. HOly shit who the hell thought it would be a good idea to give a senile old man A MOTORIZED CART TO PLOW AROUND STORES WITH? I get that it is a sensitive issue and all with disabilities and what not but let's not go causing more of them when people get run over.

Yeah I had to make it a little dramatic to get my point across.

[Cobra_1878]

Needing a piss in the middle of the night but knowing am gonna be freezing my ass off if I get out of bed.

[OngBonga]

Needing a piss in the middle of the night but knowing am gonna be freezing my ass off if I get out of bed.

I just don't get this. I cannot remember the last time I woke up before I get up, needing a piss, even though I drink tea right up to bedtime. Maybe that's because I always have a piss before going to bed, and have an adult bladder.

Get a piss bottle or something if it's that cold.

[The Bean Counter]

Paying £5k pa for a 45 minute train journey to work, only for it then to be late every day and having to stand up for most of it.

Adults opposite me on the train that can't wait until they get home for dinner, so choose to pick their nose and eat it constantly every time I do get a seat.

Twats on the train that make no effort to pretend that they aren't reading my newspaper/book or watching my video over my shoulder.

Fucking idiots that want to get on the tube with a double bass during rush hour.

There's a theme here...

[OngBonga]

Paying £5k pa for a 45 minute train journey to work, only for it then to be late every day and having to stand up for most of it.

Adults opposite me on the train that can't wait until they get home for dinner, so choose to pick their nose and eat it constantly every time I do get a seat.

Twats on the train that make no effort to pretend that they aren't reading my newspaper/book or watching my video over my shoulder.

Fucking idiots that want to get on the tube with a double bass during rush hour.

There's a theme here...

£5k for a season ticket? wtf? It's 45 minutes from my town to Birmingham, and that trip costs around £7 return. That would be around £2k just paying daily. I'm guessing you're in London? God I fucking hate that place.

[OngBonga]

Four power cuts, 1 second in duration, over the course of 15 minutes, when I want to play poker.

Fuck you electrical problems.

Unless it's a solar storm, which would make it cool.

[Savy]

Losing a penalty shoot out 2-1, just lol.

[Lukie]

Non-Cleveland fans complaining about anything sports related.

[rong]

David fucking Moyes.

[OngBonga]

I've seen B'ham lose a penalty shootout 2-0. Fortunately that was against Liverpool and so we were happy we even took them to a shootout.

David fucking Moyes will come good. I don't think there's a manager alive who could eaily step into that job. He needs at least two seasons before he can be judged fairly.

[Savy]

Yeah all the David Moyes hate is a bit strange. Even though he's been pretty inept tactically in a few games. Anyway Rooney RVP and Mata going to get us top four, throw in a good CL run and it won't have been too bad a season.

[Jack Sawyer]

motherfucking layovers

[Jack Sawyer]

checked baggage fees

[STILL_mkd]

Thing that tilt me is when I lost at the end of the tournaments with AA from cards like 98.
And I tilt when I lose to much money on cash games is situation like first that I said ( with two aces).

[kingnat]

catholics

[Jack Sawyer]

women

can't live with them, can't live without them

[rong]

I just ate a new brand of (oven cook) pizza. It was so delicious that I didn't need any of the mayo or sweet chilli sauce which I had rather generously dolloped on my plate prior to trying the pizza. This is tilting not just because I wasted the delicious sweet chilli sauce, but because the fact that the pizza was so delicious all by itself that had a negative (albeit posaitive overall) connotation at all.

[NightGizmo]

I just ate a new brand of (oven cook) pizza. It was so delicious that I didn't need any of the mayo or sweet chilli sauce which I had rather generously dolloped on my plate prior to trying the pizza. This is tilting not just because I wasted the delicious sweet chilli sauce, but because the fact that the pizza was so delicious all by itself that had a negative (albeit posaitive overall) connotation at all.

You use mayo on pizza and chili sauce? I've never heard of that. I can see a chili sauce, I guess that's a little like the red pepper flakes I put on pizza. But mayo?

[Lukie]

Something about not being able to remember what tilts me, tilts me.

[rong]

Rush PLO, fucking Rush plo.

[rong]

Not on it, as dip. The mayo and sweet chilli compliment each other well.

[jyms]

Moving

[OngBonga]

Mayo

[kingnat]

Mayo

ban.

[OngBonga]

People with less posts than me that want me banned for hating mayo.

Also, people who think post count is somehow a measure of status.

[Lukie]

sdrawkcab epyt ohw elpoep

[MadMojoMonkey]

self-advertising masochists

[Lukie]

stupidass pictures of a massive yacht being towed by a tiny yugo

[Galapogos]

People with high post counts thinking that somehow trumps my seniority.

[Luco]

When you're playing a shooting game and the plot takes all your weapons away

People who resurrect old threads with something inane

[hardy4w]

When it rains look for rainbows. When it's dark look for stars.

[Jack Sawyer]

Fucking bidding bots on ebay

[oskar]

When the ice cubes haven't been in the freezer long enough and they don't crack when you pour your drink over them.

[Luco]

People who eat while on the phone. Not friends and family so much, but when I answer the phone at work and I can hear the hard sweet rattling around their mouth at the other end... goes right through me

finish your food first, then call.

[vatopkr]

when people is rude against other people.

[Galapogos]

when people is rude against other people.

You need a visit from the whaaa-amberlamps!

[jostone6]

Donkbet

[matiusaa]

When people talk about things they don't know anything about and say it as if it right what they are saying, ir they know about the subject

[OngBonga]

People who make sense of little in partly thanks to poor England.

[jostone6]

openshove 40bb+

[PokerChildKpo]

When my friends call me to go out and get drunk,but im stuck playing mtt`s and in the final i just made some bubbles and no itm,lol

[Luco]

When you're spooning in bed and she farts into your crotch

[OngBonga]

When you're spooning in bed and she farts into your crotch

Does that not just make you laugh?

[Luco]

Does that not just make you laugh?

She thinks it's hilarious

[OngBonga]

She thinks it's hilarious

It's been a while since someone farted in my crotch. You should cherish those moments.

[Luco]

It's been a while since someone farted in my crotch. You should cherish those moments.

Well I don't kick her out of bed for it

[eugmac]

well, at least you weren't eating her pussy after she ate onions

[eugmac]

in my case it really does depend on whether she's had onions or not

[Luco]

in my case it really does depend on whether she's had onions or not

I like onions

[eugmac]

try more like, you're jumping out of bed and running for your dear life

[oskar]

People who say 'of course' and 'of course not' instead of yes and no. If I ever kill someone, it's not because of some deep seated ideological differences or a sense of righteousness. 'I was just asking if the coasters were in top cupboard, and there was no reason to be flippant about it your honor.'

[eugmac]

ya obv

[eugmac]

what about people who start sentences too often with "basically"? they might as well preface everything with "i'm going to simplify this in terms that even you could understand".

[OngBonga]

People who say "what's more" instead of "furthermore".

[OngBonga]

People who say "could of" instead of "could've".

They should be stabbed in the throat.

[OngBonga]

People who start a sentence with "I just wanna say..."

[eugmac]

Yeah, because if they don't say that he'll never get his word in, 'cause we are too damn rude to let him, right?

[oskar]

I do enjoy occasionally interrupting people with 'Can I just stop you there' and then not follow it up with anything.

[OngBonga]

I do enjoy occasionally interrupting people with 'Can I just stop you there' and then not follow it up with anything.

This isn't tilting, it's funny.

[oskar]

What is tilting is people explaining my jokes back to me.

[OngBonga]

Being patronised isn't tilting.

[ducbim]

Ofcourse the thing that tilts me most is when fish at the table keep moving in with trash and winning, no matter how careful I play!

[eugmac]

what's really gonna bake your noodle is, you're the fish.

[jackvance]

When traveling by plane youre treating as some combination of a criminal and cattle. It tilts me badly.

[rong]

When ass has more grip than hand.

[Lukie]

Reading some of my old posts and realizing how not funny I used to be

[OngBonga]

Reading my old posts and still thinking I'm funny while everyone else still thinks I'm a twat.

[Lltyldide]

1. people that play 50/0 and of course have a $800 stack at a 1/2 table.
2. people who wear poker t-shirts.
3. Justin Bieber
4. People who stare at their hole cards for like 21 seconds after being showed the best hand....and then they say "you got me" before they finally throw it away. I ****in know I got you or else you woulda shown your hand 20 seconds ago fish

[kiwiMark]

reading posts that are not my own