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    Haha yeah I can empathise. We've all been there. And it is embarrassing. I guess that's life though. You've got to put yourself out there and that comes with certain risks.
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    This reminds me of the things I hear a friend of mine often say who has social phobia.
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    When Bovada lists several tables with a seat open and none of them have a seat open. Seriously can't they count?
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    I hate meeting people I met from the past, but that's because I'm now unemployed and single, so when they say things like "you still with x?" or "what you doing with yourself these days?" I just want to punch them and tell them to fuck off. Of course I smile and say I'm enjoying life, which is true, but I know deep down they're thinking "so you turned into a bum?" and I'm thinking "I wish I was at home with a spliff".
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    I hate meeting people I met from the past, but that's because I'm now unemployed and single, so when they say things like "you still with x?" or "what you doing with yourself these days?" I just want to punch them and tell them to fuck off. Of course I smile and say I'm enjoying life, which is true, but I know deep down they're thinking "so you turned into a bum?" and I'm thinking "I wish I was at home with a spliff".
    As somebody whose life went to hell a while back, I can certainly relate
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    I don't know how to spell "yoos" when I write it... even though I say it...

    e.g. I yoos to be in a band.

    I mean... "used" just makes no sense

    e.g. I used to be in a band.

    That's not what used means in any other context.

    So I rephrase it when I'm writing, though I would just say it if speaking... which seems dumb.
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    One thing that's fucking tilting me is my stupid friends who change their facebook profile pic to a giraffe because they're too stupid to recognise an obvious trick question when they see one. It makes me want to not be their friend any more.
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    I hate meeting people I met from the past, but that's because I'm now unemployed and single, so when they say things like "you still with x?" or "what you doing with yourself these days?" I just want to punch them and tell them to fuck off. Of course I smile and say I'm enjoying life, which is true, but I know deep down they're thinking "so you turned into a bum?" and I'm thinking "I wish I was at home with a spliff".
    on a related note, i used to hate reading people's facebook profiles in fear of finding out that they're having more success than i am. i recently got married, got a pretty cool job, and am finding myself comfortable reading those profiles now. i am still not sure if it's my being spiteful now, or if i was just really insecure then, or a bit of both.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eugmac View Post
    on a related note, i used to hate reading people's facebook profiles in fear of finding out that they're having more success than i am. i recently got married, got a pretty cool job, and am finding myself comfortable reading those profiles now. i am still not sure if it's my being spiteful now, or if i was just really insecure then, or a bit of both.
    I don't mind on facebook. Honestly, I'm not jealous of other people's success. I consider happiness to be success, and I'm happy, so I consider myself more successful than those in an unhappy relationship or a job they hate. My first serious girlfriend recently got married after winning £10k on a TV programme and has a better job than when I was with her. I'm happy for her, genuinely. I'm not jealous of any of my former friends, that's for sure. But I certainly feel sometimes that old friends judge me because they consider that my life has gone backwards since I knew them. All that does is make me happy I'm not their friend any more.
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    in fact i was just doing the facebook stalking and googling people thing before I read ong's quoted post above.
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    dont forget tumblrrrrrrrrr and 9faaaaaaaaaaaag

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    Confirmation emails for flight or hotel purchases that take anything more than ZERO time to show up in my mailbox.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    People who expect emails to arrive at faster than light speed.
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    That's that or she's just lazy and leaves lights on like my whole family in the morning before they go to work.
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    Other than a bathroom mirror, who the fuck uses 100 watt bulbs? Are you lighting a baseball field in your home?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    Other than a bathroom mirror, who the fuck uses 100 watt bulbs? Are you lighting a baseball field in your home?
    I dunno, maybe he used 100W because it was easier to do the calculation? Just regurgitating what I've been told.


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    How much energy cost is there in turning lights on/off? Accounting for life of bulb too. I've heard that a lot of lights last super long if they're never turned off, and I've heard the surge of turning a light on costs a bit more energy than letting run for a while. No idea if those are true though
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    How much energy cost is there in turning lights on/off? Accounting for life of bulb too. I've heard that a lot of lights last super long if they're never turned off, and I've heard the surge of turning a light on costs a bit more energy than letting run for a while. No idea if those are true though
    Not true, Mythbusters covered it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rpm View Post
    be the change you wanna see in the world etc etc
    This. I hate it when people shoot down a suggestion because it's not an end all solution to an entire issue.

    Edit: I mean, does it have a non-zero positive benefit? Yes. Does it take minimal effort on your part? Yes. Then why not fucking do it?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    This. I hate it when people shoot down a suggestion because it's not an end all solution to an entire issue.

    Edit: I mean, does it have a non-zero positive benefit? Yes. Does it take minimal effort on your part? Yes. Then why not fucking do it?
    I totally agree with the sentiment, but it's a bit off topic. I'm not arguing that turning off your lights when you're not using them is bad. I'm arguing that it's probably not nearly as bad as a bunch of other things you do in a day. So letting a single non-issue get you worked up is just a matter of bad scheduling of your time.

    My point is that there's an imbalance between what people 'think' they're doing and the actual impact. Sometimes that imbalance can end up in people having an argument that is more wasteful than the topic they're arguing about.

    E.g.
    If you pick up an American penny off the ground, then you are wasting money. It costs you time and energy to carry that penny around, and you'll never get a return on that investment. It is a waste of money to bend over and pick up a penny. It is a waste of money to put a penny in your car and use that penny to buy gasoline, since you'd spend more than a penny in the extra fuel burned by transporting the penny to the gas station.

    So if you pick up pennies because you think it's free money, then you're mistaken. If you pick up pennies to help keep your surroundings litter-free, then it makes sense.

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    japan managed to cut their entire country's electricity usage after the tsunamis as a national effort to deal with losing 25% of their power supply. Just sayin'.
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    and that savings came from households as i understand it, so that industry could continue business as usual.
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    A lot better to have a few light bulbs on heating the house than the furnace kicking on every few minutes. Today the high was 40 degrees here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Yeah that's my main position on it as well. It's like how a month or so ago I commented here about how my sister stresses a lot about money and buys a bunch of expensive organic food. She doesn't listen to me when I tell her that the benefit she gets from eating organic is probably smaller than the benefit she would get by not spending so much on food
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    I hate this new trend that a lot of news type websites are starting to adopt where they make it so arrow keys will load up the next/previous stories. When I'm reading something on the computer I'm always hitting keys that shouldn't be doing anything for the hell of it. Two of those keys I have drilled into my head that are safe are the left/right arrow keys.

    Now every time I try to read an article I end up jumping to the ones next to it because of this stupid little habit. I don't see how this arrow key feature is beneficial, no one reads these sites in the order that these articles appear. They look for the next interesting article in the list somewhere and click on it to go directly there.


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    Microsoft Windows Updates closing applications I am working in without asking or saving and shutting down to apply patches that I didn't even want.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chemist View Post
    Microsoft Windows Updates closing applications I am working in without asking or saving and shutting down to apply patches that I didn't even want.
    This. In the middle of watching rescue dawn. Wtf!
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    This is mostly about being able to update the backdoors they installed for the government. This is 100% the case for skype too. Some guys did a test a while back where they communicated a secure web address that noone knew about over skype and within minutes it was being visited and scanned by an IP address registered to Microsoft. All of the software from the big US internet media companies is basically one enormous spynet. Less than two weeks ago Google found out that their entire backend, where they transport all of the data they have gathered from all of their services, had been hacked by the NSA. A few pissed off Google employees came out to curse at the NSA and said they had encrypted their whole backend to put a stop to this, but yeah it does show just how bad it is.
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    Oh yeah things that tilt me... people who post random stuff in the tilt thread.
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    Iceland's energy comes mostly from hydroelectrical and geothermal generators, with fossil fuels making up 0.01% of their reliance.
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    Onesies
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    ^the worst
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    old style german toilets, for some reason, has a plate of sorts where your poo lands. when you flush, the water flows from the back of the toilet over the plate and your poo drops down the hole at the front. it means the bathroom stinks a lot more when you poo.

    but the worst part of this is, your poo is elevated at such a high level that if you lay a very long one, there is a danger of the poo flopping in an awkward direction, making contact with your ballsack as it goes down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eugmac View Post
    old style german toilets, for some reason, has a plate of sorts where your poo lands. when you flush, the water flows from the back of the toilet over the plate and your poo drops down the hole at the front. it means the bathroom stinks a lot more when you poo.

    but the worst part of this is, your poo is elevated at such a high level that if you lay a very long one, there is a danger of the poo flopping in an awkward direction, making contact with your ballsack as it goes down.
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    fuckin germans would do that
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    websites that arent tablet friendly. particularly nasty are dropdown menus that require mouse hovering. here's looking at you, ftr.
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    300 dolllars thank u very much
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    Losing on Fifa.
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    FTR crashing my browser and losing all my unread tabs, twice today at least.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chemist View Post
    FTR crashing my browser and losing all my unread tabs, twice today at least.
    Is it FTR that crashes Firefox 10 times a day?

    I assumed something malicious was on my 7-year old machine that my free anti-virus ware was unable to detect.

    I do always have a tab with FTR open.
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    I use firefox on a real old crappy machine but it never crashes
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    I use firefox on a real old crappy machine but it never crashes
    This.
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    I have no ff issues with ftr either.
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    I think it was spoonits coffeemachine thread
    or links from jack sawyer
    (it is firefox though)
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    you might need to update your flash player

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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    you might need to update your flash player
    It is true I do usually click deny to the irritating message that says:
    'You need to install this to enable others to download all sorts to your computer whilst providing you with no useful benefits'.
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    drying out slowly on first day back in a job I fucking hate
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    Also, songs that use the word 'baby'
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    Losing my passport and not having any photo ID when I need it for a placement which is on the 8th and they won't be open to talk to them about it until the 7th.
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    People chewing with their mouth open (surely we evolved past that about 2000 years ago you fucking cavemen)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Willishere View Post
    People chewing with their mouth open (surely we evolved past that about 2000 years ago you fucking cavemen)
    Sorry about that. I also talk really loud.
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    Searching for the beginning of a sellotape roll.

    People who just none stop talk when I've just woken up. Let me fucking wake up properly.
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    I approve of the above posts
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    kijiji/craigslist wankers
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    humanity really,
    people who think they deserve something for nothing
    people who always think they are right
    people who move slow when you're in a hurry
    I could go on...
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    Being poor this time of year EVERY YEAR.

    Still... a holiday of gift-giving is awesome.
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    - When people talk about gas in terms of how much it costs them to fill up a tank and how long that tank usually lasts them

    Just fucking tell me the size of the fucking tank and how many miles per gallon the car gets.
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    Fuel efficiency being stated as "miles per gallon" instead of "gallons per mile".

    If you take gallons (volume - length x length x length) and divide by miles (distance- length), then you get a number whose units are length x length... or area. So if we used gallons per mile, we'd have a number with easy to understand units.

    What would that number with those units represent?
    Imagine your car's fuel tank is a very long, thin tube... a miles long tube... The tube holds exactly as much gas as your car needs to travel a distance equal to the tube's length. So a thin tube means low fuel consumption, and a thick tube means high fuel consumption.

    Low gallons per mile (gpm) means low consumption, high gpm means high consumption. The units are area, which we all understand. That area is the cross-section of a tube which represents your vehicle's consumption.

    It just makes so much more sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    Fuel efficiency being stated as "miles per gallon" instead of "gallons per mile".

    If you take gallons (volume - length x length x length) and divide by miles (distance- length), then you get a number whose units are length x length... or area. So if we used gallons per mile, we'd have a number with easy to understand units.

    What would that number with those units represent?
    Imagine your car's fuel tank is a very long, thin tube... a miles long tube... The tube holds exactly as much gas as your car needs to travel a distance equal to the tube's length. So a thin tube means low fuel consumption, and a thick tube means high fuel consumption.

    Low gallons per mile (gpm) means low consumption, high gpm means high consumption. The units are area, which we all understand. That area is the cross-section of a tube which represents your vehicle's consumption.

    It just makes so much more sense.
    I fail to see how that makes any of the information easier to understand and/or convey.

    Let's use an example. Say my car gets 31 miles per gallon and has a 12 gallon tank. That pretty much tells you everything you need to know. People can understand 31 MPG or that you can travel 372 miles on a full tank (not that I would try!), etc.

    That seems better than trying to explain fuel efficiency as .0323 GPM or "a fairly narrow, long tube" and I still don't see why getting a number expressed as area is better. Help me out here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie View Post
    I fail to see how that makes any of the information easier to understand and/or convey.

    Let's use an example. Say my car gets 31 miles per gallon and has a 12 gallon tank. That pretty much tells you everything you need to know. People can understand 31 MPG or that you can travel 372 miles on a full tank (not that I would try!), etc.

    That seems better than trying to explain fuel efficiency as .0323 GPM or "a fairly narrow, long tube" and I still don't see why getting a number expressed as area is better. Help me out here.
    Quiz time: Which of the following would save more fuel?

    a) Replacing a compact car that gets 34 miles a gallon with a hybrid that gets 54 m.p.g.

    b) Replacing from an S.U.V. that gets 18 m.p.g. with a sedan that gets 28 m.p.g.

    c) Both changes save the same amount of fuel.

    The correct answer is b. In fact, going from 18 m.p.g. to 28 m.p.g. saves more than twice as much fuel as going from 34 m.p.g. to 54 m.p.g. (198 gallons vs. 94 gallons), according to two management professors from Duke University.
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    Maybe not so crazy after all. I think it's one of those things where one is so used to doing something a certain way that changing it seems really off the wall. It seems to be a good idea but still something I wouldn't change... mostly because, well, it's one of those things where I'm so used to doing it a certain way that changing it seems really off the wall
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    I hate pretty much every person who commented on that article. In fact, it tilted me a little bit.
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