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  1. 03-11-2013 10:11 PM #1
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    Default Taking suggestions for new cat's name

    Here is a pic of our (mine and Agnes's) new cat.



    What should we name him?

    Spoon it Meow has been thought of. Not bad, too.

    We're looking for something poker related, and the best we have so far is Big Papa... Agnes spells it Big Poppa.
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    I should also specify that we do not want generic names i.e. Mittens, Buttons, Shadow, Fluffy. We want a cool, awesome, creative name that's fit for a cat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    Spoon it Meow has been thought of. Not bad, too.
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    Don't see why cat's need names, they aren't going to come when you call them anyway. Fucking devils pet


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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    Don't see why cat's need names, they aren't going to come when you call them anyway. Fucking devils pet
    I never had a cat that didn't come when I called it.

    Agnes likes Szechuan best so far.

    I like Sharktopus. I'm going to have to get plastered and watch that flick one of these days.
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    'Famous' cat poker players:
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    Kitty greenstein

    Other poker miscellany names:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luco View Post
    Bubble boy
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    These are great.

    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    Two purr beats a purr
    Can't believe I didn't think of Two Purr.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy View Post
    btw, could you do a worse job with the picture?

    /sorry I'm a photo nit
    That was the best job I could do. He wouldn't sit still. He kept on either rolling over or getting up to be friendly or running away. The one time he did he was under my desk in the darkest part of the house possible. This pic was the second time he sat still.
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    put mister kitty down and get a more compliant one before you get attached
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    ummm... kind of a weird story, supa.

    My favorite names today are

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    Bluffy the Nit Slayer
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    it's alright, you've got naming locked down (assuming it's a boy, and even if it's a girl carlrietta is a pretty name). These guys on the other hand are something something something something giving up pretending I'm not just staring at your sig while mashing buttons on the keyboard
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    The cat has been named.

    Flop-a-Set "Bluffy Cat" Bigstack

    Flop-a-Set is just too fun to say. It also lets us use Floppy for the nickname.
    Bluffy Cat is a nice alternative to fluffy cat.
    Mr. Bigstack is still his proper name.

    Thanks for all the suggestions. A lot of them were amazingly good. Sorry if we didn't use your suggestion. You'll just have to get your own cat, I suppose.
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    Two purr was my fave, but Mr Bigstack was the fave out of my own suggestions so I'm glad you liked it
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    The cat has been named.

    Flop-a-Set "Bluffy Cat" Bigstack

    Flop-a-Set is just too fun to say. It also lets us use Floppy for the nickname.
    Bluffy Cat is a nice alternative to fluffy cat.
    Mr. Bigstack is still his proper name.

    Thanks for all the suggestions. A lot of them were amazingly good. Sorry if we didn't use your suggestion. You'll just have to get your own cat, I suppose.
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