Seriously here are my stripper rules, I've probably been to 10-12 clubs in my life for a total of 30-40 times. I did date a stripper when I lived in Vegas for about 6 weeks, yea, not as cool as you'd think. It sucks when a women who makes your weekly salary in a night won't pay for anything because she's so used to men taking care of everything. IM A BROKE-ASS GOLF PRO BITCH. I met her at a BBQ hosted by a member from my club, not at the strip club.

Anyways, here is what I can think off the top of my head from hanging out with her and her friends for a few months:

1. Do NOT treat them like they are a real person, guys that are nice to strippers are the ones that spend $200 to get a lap-dance in the VIP Room while some asshole just paid $40 for dome.

2. Do NOT ask them out, try to get their number, etc... They won't give you their number, and if they do give you a number, it won't be the right one. The only way to actually get it is if they offer it to you, but that means you broke rule #1 and were nice to them, so fuck you.

3. DO tip the Door-man/bouncer if you are a regular and there is no cover. If you're from out of town (usually paying a cover) and just there once I see no reason; however, it's always good to have the house on your side.

4. Do NOT hit on the cocktail waitresses, you're in a club staring a naked disgusting women, she is not going to find that attractive.

5. Do NOT wear a big clanky belt, should be self-explanatory.