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Quote Originally Posted by flomo
1. Marcellus Wallace looks like a bitch, true or false?

2. Can you cook, true or false?

3. Are you a great cook and wizard in the kitchen, true or false?

4. Can you simmer, braise, reduce, dice, broil, roast, whisk, chop, and pan fry, true or false?

5. Do you have female gen--fuck that--Seriously can you cook, true or false?
If I had to guess from responses alone, I would figure this to be the only one by somebody who actually knows what marriage is like
I've been married 20 years. If the wifey can't cook you can go out to eat. But...................