spoonitnow AMA (and 10,000th post stuff)

[spoonitnow]

Best day of your life?

Favourite drink?

I'm not really sure. Nothing really stands out to me. I can tell you about one of the three worst days of my life, though.

I used to live in Raleigh which is about two hours west of here down I-40. I drove down to visit some friends and have pizza one weekend, and I was driving back Sunday night. I apparently had food poisoning or something because I randomly started throwing up in five lanes of heavy traffic. I threw up hard, or tried to, like every 10 minutes. Though I tried to wipe it up the best I could before I got home, the shit was in the floorboard, on the dash, some of it on the window, on the steering wheel, all that shit. I was sitting on the side of the highway just like convulsing from my body trying to throw up, but couldn't. I guess I had thrown up everything I could. I eventually got home and felt better by lunch time the next day. Cleaning up that car was absolutely disgusting.

My favorite drink is sweet tea. Welcome to the south.

Most bizarre animal someone in your locale has been caught fornicating with

There was a man one county over who was caught fucking a horse. He went to jail for it, got out, and the same day he got out, he got caught fucking the same horse again.

My second cousin fucked a female goat on a dare once while he was drunk. He also had his leg broken the same evening whenever he hit on the wrong guy's girlfriend/wife about six too many times and the dude slammed him against a tree. My cousin was about 110 lbs soaking wet, and the dude he pissed off was about 270-280 lbs, one of the largest people I've ever hung out with on a regular basis.

A few years ago during the Super Bowl, I looked over, and my best friend's wife was randomly rubbing his dog's (an adult boxer) dick. I asked her if she'd jack me off next. She got pissed off and locked herself in the bathroom. Later my friend told me that it wasn't the first time she'd been caught doing that. The story of how they got divorced is pretty funny too, but doesn't involve animal-fucking.