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    Aces*skaille: youre choice I could just take my webcam on and masturbate for you :P

    Im donking around at .01/.02 having a fun time and this chick angle shoots me for 2 pots. She claims she has 9Thh and pushes, i call with 9Tdd, board is T82dd 2 Q, she turns over AQ. A few hands later she claims to have J9 and I call her push with KJdd, Board is KKxxx 4 hearts, she obv has the flush with TT. Few hands later I have AA vrs her A6, flop is 866, I open push and she snaps me off. She eventually dumps back to me by calling a push with bottom pair...

    <rilla> Aces*skaille: you are welcome
    <rilla> 500lbgorilla: LOVE YOU
    <rilla> Aces*skaille: love you to baby <4
    <rilla> Aces*skaille: <3
    <rilla> Aces*skaille: hehehehe
    <rilla> 500lbgorilla:
    <rilla> 500lbgorilla: are you trying to hit on me!?
    <rilla> Aces*skaille: yes, baby <3

    So she asks for my msn and I nab triptanes msn

    And this follows:

    Jon V says:
    hiya
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    HEY
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    BRB
    Jon V says:
    take your time
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    HEH back ;D
    Jon V says:
    you angle shot me twice
    Jon V says:
    how are you gonna make it up to me
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    hehe, sry
    Jon V says:
    sry, ha alright
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    how can I make it up to you?
    Jon V says:
    it's not my job to figure that out, it's your job []
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    If u send me all youre money I can send you a few photos of my cunt? [] If that is Ok for you [:P]
    Jon V says:
    that's fine
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    is it ok?
    Jon V says:
    i only have the 9.20 plus .45 more
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    20 $?
    Jon V says:
    alright, how about this, you send me 1 pic and ill send you 10 bucks
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    twenty bucks?
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    Okey, but send 5$ first
    Jon V says:
    no way, you send a pic first
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    that Im sure that youll send the rest
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    5 $ first and then you get the picture and then you send the last 5
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    thats fair
    Jon V says:
    haha alright, is this a scam or something?
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    eh, no?
    Jon V says:
    trust me, you show me a little something something and ill ship you all of my money
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    excuse me
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    I just need some money
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    okei
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    but you need a msn
    Jon V says:
    what do you mean?
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    msn live messenger
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    just download it on www.msn.com
    Jon V says:
    just email me at [email protected]
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    the picture?
    Jon V says:
    yah
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    okey..
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    I will get 10 $?
    Jon V says:
    if its all its cracked up to be
    Jon V says:
    hell yah!
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    do you still got 10 bucks?
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    [:P]
    Jon V says:
    of course [:P]
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    I can still send u a picture for 10 $
    Jon V says:
    well since you outdrew me, you gotta send 2 pics
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    oh, no.. that was poker.. this is the deal.. 1 picture = 10 $
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    Okey?
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    last chanc
    Jon V says:
    how about 2 pics for 15 bucks?
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    2 pictures = 15 $
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    yeah..
    Jon V says:
    ok email them!
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    yes
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    triptanes?
    Jon V says:
    yah, its a sn my friend came up with
    Jon V says:
    why?
    Jon V says:
    send the pic to [email protected]
    Jon V says:
    cuz the trip email is shared
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    I have sendt it
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    15 $
    Jon V says:
    alright alright, hold your horses, i gotta receive it first
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    DONT SAY TO ANYONE THAT THOSE PICTURES WAS OF ME! OKAY?
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    I actually got a boyfriend.. If he finds this out, he will kill me ! []
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    dont say to anyone
    Jon V says:
    so wait, how do i know thats you and not some random internet pic?
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    bcuz it is me! omg.. did I just gave you a picure of my pussy and you dont believe me?!
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    my boyfriend will kill me if he finds out
    Jon V says:
    kinda :/ send me another one with a sign saying "rilla rocks" or something
    Jon V says:
    i dont wanna pay for just some random pics
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    sign?
    Jon V says:
    yah, like a piece of paper with some writting on it
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    LOL.. are you kidding me? my boyfriend is sitting in the kitchen!
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    I cant do that
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    sry
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    anyway
    Jon V says:
    lol, now way, listen I dont want to gype you, you deserve the money
    Jon V says:
    but i need verification
    Jon V says:
    you gotta take a pic with a sign
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    where do you find 2 different pictures of the same pussy on internet?
    Jon V says:
    they're taken with like 2 different cameras
    Jon V says:
    its soooo shady
    Jon V says:
    you gotta take a pic with a sign
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    my celephone and a digitalcamera
    Jon V says:
    make the sign read "FTR rocks!"
    Jon V says:
    alright listen you just gotta sneak 1 more picture with a sign and ill ship the money immediately
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    my sister and my boyfriend is like right next to me?
    Jon V says:
    i feel like shit bogarting
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    you are mean..
    Jon V says:
    i know, but i dont want to get fleeced
    Jon V says:
    so you gotta do it
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    I've just sent you pictures of me [] and you dont want to pay? []
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    I cant take pictures now..
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    my bfriend is here
    Jon V says:
    haha so these are fake
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    and he will hit me if i know
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    fake? excuse me?
    Jon V says:
    you refuse to proove theyr'e real, i feel like a huge asshole right now but come on
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    I can send you 1 more.. but there is no sign [:S]
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    I only got 5 pictures of my pussy..
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    I cant take pics now
    Jon V says:
    so you're just gonna send me all of your pics?
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    and if u want a sign it will cost extra
    Jon V says:
    no sign?
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    40 $
    Jon V says:
    40 bucks?!
    Jon V says:
    alright
    Jon V says:
    but you gotta make it an awesome picture
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    I'm sry, I have 3 more pics of my pussy..
    Jon V says:
    i swear
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    BUT NO SIGN
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    they are old
    Jon V says:
    what? you just said extra for a sign
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    I CANT :'
    Jon V says:
    not even for 40!?
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    my boyfriend just said " who are you talking to"
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    Im scare
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    scared
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    Ok..
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    10 $
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    for those 2 pics
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    Im sorry
    Jon V says:
    haha this smells like a scam
    Jon V says:
    sneak to the bathroom
    Jon V says:
    and take a pic with a sign
    Jon V says:
    40
    Jon V says:
    done deal
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    maybe another time you can get a pic with a sign where it stands I love triptane
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    or something
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    he is suspisious already
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    10 bucks for those 2 pics I gave you
    Jon V says:
    let him be
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    YOU WONT GET THEM FOR FRER
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    FREE*
    Jon V says:
    i dont want to have them for free
    Jon V says:
    i just dont want to give away money for some random int pics
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    so send me 10$
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    it isnt?
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    OMG
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    u r so fucking mean..
    Jon V says:
    i cant know that
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    fuck you []
    Jon V says:
    you gotta take a pic with a sign, bottom line
    Jon V says:
    and ill send you 40 []
    Jon V says:
    plz dont be sad
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    It is ok with 10 $ for the pics Ive sent earlier
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    U can have my phone number if you dont believe me []
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    and call me right now
    Jon V says:
    that'll just prove you're real not that the pics are of you
    Jon V says:
    and wont that make the bf curious?!
    Jon V says:
    o m g, there is no bf is there?
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    no? I just go outside and say that it is my friend ciara or something
    Jon V says:
    so go outside and snap the pic with the sign, its so easy and you get 40 bucks
    Jon V says:
    best money ill ever spend
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    Ive done this before, but that guy didnt needed no signs or something [:P] I got 30 bucks for 5 pics.. the 5 Ive got on this computer
    Jon V says:
    alright, how about this
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    and two of them have I sent to you already [:P]
    Jon V says:
    ill give you 75 dollars for all the pics plus a sign pic
    Jon V says:
    bottom line, i have 112 in my account
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    I cant go out and snap pics of my pussy [:P]
    Jon V says:
    so you'll be getting the lions share of my pokerstars cash
    Jon V says:
    its not that hard, grab a piece of paper, a pen and go to the bathroom
    Jon V says:
    do the deed and get back to me
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    omg..
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    byw
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    bye
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    u r so mean
    Jon V says:
    omg []
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    I cant
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    sry
    Jon V says:
    i feel like an ass but come on look at it from my point of view
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    I think this is so bad of you
    Jon V says:
    you cant prove these are pics of you?
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    I can send a pic with my face or something?
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    [:P]
    KAREN [(L)] says:
    thats the only proof
    Jon V says:
    alright, send me a face pic and the rest of the special pics and ill ship you 40
    Jon V says:
    thats 10 more than the last guy
    Jon V says:
    so no deal then?
    Jon V says:
    alright, no deal i guess

    Apparently MSN logged off, so we chatted in the stars window where she claimed she would touch herself infront of her webcam for me, obv i knew it was a lost cause and I just logged off.

    CLIFF NOTES tried to scam some chick for poontang pics while she was trying to scam me with fake pics
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    himself fucker.
    oh yah, she emailed me 2 pics of some random poontangs which look similar. Then the second email she sent were completely way off with pics named hermaphro1.jpg and hermahpro2.jpg, so i obv knew he/she was just scamming.
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    we'll get 'em next time
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    i approve
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    well played!
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    Quality.

    Quote Originally Posted by KAREN
    my boyfriend just said " who are you talking to"
    Im scared
    I lol'd. Brilliant if real. If scam, then A+ for the detail.
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    Awesome.


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    Hah. 'she' really put in the legwork.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
    we'll get 'em next time
    lol at the trips' avatar and this line. also, i was loling irl. epic imo

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    very well played
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    haha if you would have gotten a pic that said ftr rocks this probably would have been the best thread on the internet
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    lmao, this makes we want to get my wife to hold up a FTR sign now so I can put it on this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pythonic
    lmao, this makes we want to get my wife to hold up a FTR sign now so I can put it on this thread.
    yeah, I was tempted for just 2 seconds.
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