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    Default Solispoonism

    I have the sneaking suspicion that most, if not all, of the accounts on this forum are actually spoonitnow. Do I win something for figuring it out?

    If you insist on keeping up the charade, convince me I'm wrong.

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    You only think that because deep down you're a woman.
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    Wuf is 100% bananastand. Just so happens that when one stops posting regularly the other one starts.

    But ye spoon will have at least six accounts but none of them are active anymore as he's dead.
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    There's only one Bananastand
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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    There's only one Bananastand
    http://bananastand.co.uk/
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    ongies gonna ong
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
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    Spoon couldn't say half the things I say without constantly puking on his keyboard.

    More likely that married life has inspired him to reconsider his priorities and shit-posting on FTR may have taken a back seat to more adult activities with higher long-term ROI.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    There's only one Bananastand
    sshhhhh
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    I really don't know how I became embroiled in this saga, because I truly don't know who 'spoon' is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    I really don't know how I became embroiled in this saga, because I truly don't know who 'spoon' is.
    Exactly what spoon would say
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
    Exactly what spoon would say
    Only if he's deliberately using improper grammar to throw us off the scent. And by "us", I mean exclusively me, because I'm the only one who'll even notice.

    Spoon wouldn't improperly use apostrophes where quotation marks are correct.

    Sorry to ruin everyone's fun, but either banana isn't spoon, or spoon is an even better troll than I ever gave him credit for. And I already rate him highly in that regard. I just don't think he can bring himself to use improper grammar, he's too much of a perfectionist when it comes to language. Writing is that dude's life.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Only if he's deliberately using improper grammar to throw us off the scent. And by "us", I mean exclusively me, because I'm the only one who'll even notice.

    Spoon wouldn't improperly use apostrophes where quotation marks are correct.

    Sorry to ruin everyone's fun, but either banana isn't spoon, or spoon is an even better troll than I ever gave him credit for. And I already rate him highly in that regard. I just don't think he can bring himself to use improper grammar, he's too much of a perfectionist when it comes to language. Writing is that dude's life.
    But you're him too.

    BS is wuf though, hence wuf having a little interaction with him (for the first time) in this thread. That and me reminding him will result in him posting more on BS.
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    I could check their IPs to see if they match, but I don't want to ruin the mystery.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
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    Mr. Stand is def. not spoon. Exactly 0% chance.
    Mr. Stand avoids me. Spoon thinks far too little of me to end it like that. He's certainly not changing his behavior over what some inconsequential internet 'tard monkey thinks of him. He's certainly going to let the cuck-monkey hear all about how cucked he is, too.

    Same 0% for Ong and wuf, but for totally different reasons.
    I know their styles of posting after years of conversations, and if they are now alt-accounts by spoon, then they always have been.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    Mr. Stand avoids me..
    Whaaaaaaaat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    Whaaaaaaaat?
    ^Note spelling.....definitely not spoon
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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    ^Note spelling.....definitely not spoon
    ^ expert trolling. Using five dots instead of three, and no space... really mixing it up here spoon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    Whaaaaaaaat?
    Geez, I hope I'm not confusing you for someone else, because if so, it's a huge mix-up in my head.

    I've put out some pretty harsh criticism of your posts, a while back, and I don't recall a diatribe telling me how cucked I am, so there's that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Savy View Post
    But you're him too.

    BS is wuf though, hence wuf having a little interaction with him (for the first time) in this thread. That and me reminding him will result in him posting more on BS.
    Your suspicion is 100% correct. There is no way I could have possibly fooled you. You are too smart for that.

    I constructed the BananaStand alt to provide contrast to the wufwugy argumentation style. Where wufwugy makes rock-solid, apropos logical arguments that change based on new information, BananaStand argues for the sake of arguing like any good New Englander/New Yorker/Jerseyite/wherever he's from.
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    How have you guys now figured out who bananastand is by now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS View Post
    How have you guys now figured out who bananastand is by now?
    Because I tend to use visual clues, such as facial features, height, weight, hair colour etc, to recognise people, something I'm sadly lacking on the internet.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong

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