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  1. #301
    I'm sure pokadave will be here any time now to thank him for his comforting words.

    I did actually LOL when I saw the thread had been bumped though.
  2. #302
    So I'm shaving my nipples, right...
    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
  3. #303
    I moved into the electric zone for the nether region.

    Score. Side-benefit: vibration.
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    I always thought this was crazy. But I have to say I finally tried it yesterday. The funny thing is I lathered them all up and grabbed the razor, and was a little nervous at first. So I figured I would go slow and steady. I proceeded to start shaving and wallah no problems. The razor was moving along my nether regions and not cutting anything delicate. I rinsed the razor a few times and didn't notice any hair coming off?? Hmmm this didn't seem too bad. so i continued shaving and then all the lather was gone and WTF all my hair was still on my balls? I checked my razor and realized I was shaving with the plastic protector on!! But what I just realized was this was a great Practice run!!
    So I took the protector off and did it all over again.
    I have to say what a difference!! My girlfriend loves to lick my balls, and now she will be in for a treat when she realizes how smooth they are. Not too mention way more sensitive!!
    I'm 42 and never thought I would do this!! But, thanks to FTR I learned something new!
    and BTW, I think this is something here to stay.
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  5. #305
    thread continues to warm my heart
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    and this thread helps many hearts continue to warm shorn ballsacks
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  7. #307
    Finally tried this today about 5 years after I saw this thread for the first time.. I was pretty terrified and didn't do a very complete job. Will revisit again another day.

    Also.. kind of curious about laser.
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    Do it, basicallly. It's hygenic and very easy to do. Once you've got some practice you can do it in the shower almost without looking. I'm not super diligent on it, I basically do it like once per 2 weeks or so. The longer I wait the more problems I have with irritation but that generally goes away after a day or two.

    As a side note, some people are super freaked out about shaving the sack but shave everything else. This is silly IMO, most of the problems I have with shaving is on the area around the sack, the sack itself is never irritated for me and I've never EVER cut myself.
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    hair sucks. close quote
  10. #310
    Been shaving them for years, I've never even come close to cutting myself. That said, I shave my face and head every few days too and never cut myself. It's quite possible I understand the dynamics of a razor.

    Oh, and I shave everything with a DE razor. I also use soap pucks and a brush and not shaving cream in a can.
  11. #311
    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    It's quite possible I understand the dynamics of a razor.
    I'm doing my second year in "Dynamics of the razor" it is quite complex.
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    I have shaved my balls for years with no problems. I use disposable triple-blade razors. I like the BIC brand ones in blue package. They are equally effective in shaving my chest, shoulders, face, neck, back of neck, and armpits. I also shave my cock and below my balls. I like to be well-groomed.

    A quality three- or four-blade disposable razor should be good for shaving your sensitive areas three or four times before its usefulness and safety are gone. Results may vary depending on how thick your hair growth is and the type of hair you have.

    It may not be a good idea to try and do a complete shave the first time. For one thing, it make take a while to work up the nerve (it takes big balls to shave your balls, I always say hehe). Make sure you are relaxed and not in a hurry. You also need good lighting so you can see what you are doing.
    Start by trimming the long hairs with scissors. Then you may want to do a "dry shave" the first time, tho don't try to get all the hairs.

    Regular shaving of your testicles and penis is best done in the shower. I use shampoo lather, but not too thick because you want to see what you are doing. If you cut yourself, do not worry it is not fatal or dangerous and you probably won't feel it. You get good results if you can experience various stages of arousal while shaving as some spots are easier to shave when soft and others are easier to shave when semi-erect or fully erect. Amazingly, the wrinkles in the skin of your scrotum are not a big problem when shaving in the shower, but still be careful and don't be in a hurry.

    After you get adjusted to shaving your balls, you can work your way up to keeping other areas well-groomed. In time, you can develop a shower routine that is efficient so that you can accomplish all your shaving in a short time and complete your bathing too. Ten or eleven minutes under very cool to totally cold water is what it usually takes me to get all my bathing and shaving done. Then after my shower I shave my neck, face, and shoulders, and back.

    Do NOT over-shave! Repetitive shaving in the same place more than three times is not a good idea and will cause discomfort.

    I recommend NO NO NO alcohol or liquid after-shave products for your sensitive areas. I prefer to simply let my skin air-dry when I have finished. You may want to try out some powder or talcum products such as Gold Bond brand or even a light application of hand lotion (wipe off excess with a soft cloth).

    Shaved testicles and tight-fitting underwear do not go well together. Not wearing underwear for a time may be necessary to be comfortable. If you experience itching, it will go away after you shave regularly for a few weeks or months.

    I hope all these tips are helpful. Good luck and happy shaving.

    Last edited by ChipEaterMan; 08-26-2013 at 08:02 PM.
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    how that hell do some people have all these problems?????

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