So im shaving my balls, right...

[funeduc8or]

It's kinda the difference between the guy having to ask me and me deciding to do it myself without being told. If they're hairy, he'll have to say, "can you suck my balls?" before I even think about it. And then I'll probably not do it for very long. If they're clean and shaved though, I'll do it before he asks because I'll notice them and want to do it in the first place.

Anyway, I will leave this thread now :P

I am right there with you, Court!!! Okay - not "right there" with you, but I'm sure there would be no objection from the guys if I were! LOL

[Reidak]

I am right there with you, Court!!! Okay - not "right there" with you, but I'm sure there would be no objection from the guys if I were! LOL

We dont shave em for nothin.

[givememyleg]

weeeeeeeeeee

[Galapogos]

Nope, you gotta do a bit more for the community than shave your balls. I'm not going to tell you some of the stuff I had to do to get to mod the commune, but it wasn't as mundane as slicing off some pubes.

[a500lbgorilla]

It took 2 hands.

[Corey]

lol funny stuff. Shave them when they are cold, cuz they are shrivled and you can shave them better. When its hot they hang low and makes it tougher. Just my observation on shaven them since I have been doing it for some time now...

[zook]

Trip report:

me: Honey, do we have any baby powder?
gf: Hmmm, I don't think so. What do you need it for?
me: I'm thinking about shaving my balls. I hear you need baby powder afterward.
gf: (Laughs.) (Pause.) I can run out and pick some up for you...

Brought the Gillette Fusion into the shower (IT HAS FIVE BLADES) and lathered up liberally with conditioner. It took me awhile, but no cuts and they're smooth as eggs.

So far, I'm a happy man. But the real test comes later!

[a500lbgorilla]

gf: (Laughs.) (Pause.) I can run out and pick some up for you...

You can't write comedy this good.

[Reidak]

LOL zook that was an awesome trip report.

And as for the baby powder its not a 'must' really. Try just shaving and leave em be. You might be fortunate enough to not have to use the baby powder. however, if you do need the baby powder, youll be glad you had some.

You can't write comedy this good.

[GatorJH]

but I will say that I am very very good at what I do down there. I

Too bad VQC can't say the same amirite?
lol, you're my favorite commune poster BTW (trying to get a sexual favor).

Oh trust me, he works absolute wonders in that...area. Thanks for the compliment but I'm a one-man girl. Court or the Mystery Lady, you up for scratching that itch?

VQCsGirl, CourtieBee and funeduc8or (aka GaGatorGirl) together for a rompfest? Hang on - vision coming in. OH YEA!!!!! BTW, if you three need a cameraman, or towel boy, or whatever just let me know.

[funeduc8or]

Is it just me, or is anyone else having a hard time not stopping and staring at Corey's animated avatar???

[Irisheyes]

I would be very much a beginner when it comes to ball shaving but I'm hoping that with a little help from you experts I can soon be on the path to the promised land.

Firstly, I'd like to ask about the types of shavers you guys use. I'm looking more towards the beard trimmer end of things because I have little experience with wet shaving and I don't feel like procticing on my balls.

I'll post more Q's as I come up with them. Expect a full TR.

[Reidak]

I would be very much a beginner when it comes to ball shaving but I'm hoping that with a little help from you experts I can soon be on the path to the promised land.

Firstly, I'd like to ask about the types of shavers you guys use. I'm looking more towards the beard trimmer end of things because I have little experience with wet shaving and I don't feel like procticing on my balls.

I'll post more Q's as I come up with them. Expect a full TR.

OOOHH A VIRGIN!

First, lets differentiate from trimmers and shavers. trimmers like beard trimmers are excellent choices because they are smaller and are more versatile in tight spaces. You can even pick up a mini one at a department store for 10 bucks. with this, you can trim down nice and short.

After this, you should invest in a multi-bladed razor. I reccomend a mach 3 whatever they have now. phantom i think, or something. With this, you can completely remove all the hair from your pubic bone/balls.

Balls are essential. its scary the first couple times, but youll be alright.

Smooth as eggs.

PS if your interested in doing it now you can always trim down with scissors but it doesnt look to cool if thats the look u wanna go for. need a trimmer to keep it even. unless you got alot of time on ur hands and can trim them all the same length. gg tho.

[bigspenda73]

Is it just me, or is anyone else having a hard time not stopping and staring at Corey's animated avatar???

Right...you're new around here.

[Irisheyes]

Cool, thanks.

So like a nose and ear hair trimmer would be good?

[donkbee]

yeah trimmers are awesome!

you could always do what women do and practice on your legs before you go for down below.

[Reidak]

yeah trimmers are awesome!

you could always do what women do and practice on your legs before you go for down below.

hmm.. with summer coming up im not sure if thats the best idea for a guy.



shoot for something that looks like that, irish.

The size doesnt really matter. a small one gets the job done nicely. look for one thats rechargeable with a stand. thats what mine is. look for one with attachments too, most of them all come with a set, just be sure to check.

the best place to do it, i find, is i have a tub/shower stall, so i stand with one foot on each side and my junk is right in the middle of the tub. i go bannanas and then i turn the shower on and everything washes into the drain nice n easy.

[Irisheyes]

OK I'm gonna go the store tomorrow and get myself a trimmer like that. The shaving should get done tomorrow evening. gf is coming over so I'm thinking I can maybe make this a group effort. I'm still scared of the mach 3 though.

[Reidak]

OK I'm gonna go the store tomorrow and get myself a trimmer like that. The shaving should get done tomorrow evening. gf is coming over so I'm thinking I can maybe make this a group effort. I'm still scared of the mach 3 though.

My mach 3 has 5 blades and it virbrates. I duno if the vibrating helps any but it sure does feel nice.

[Zee Devee]

Either I suck at it or I am jsut a hairy goon because I have shaved for 2 days consecutively, in the shower about 1/2 hour- 45 min. each and the boys still look like an old man's head- pretty clean but with single long hairs wisped all over the place. Do I trim these before I attempt to shave them? It seems like they just get patted down and I can't get at them.

[IowaSkinsFan]

Is it just me, or is anyone else having a hard time not stopping and staring at Corey's animated avatar???

Christ, this brings memories of 2 and a half years ago....

[Reidak]

Either I suck at it or I am jsut a hairy goon because I have shaved for 2 days consecutively, in the shower about 1/2 hour- 45 min. each and the boys still look like an old man's head- pretty clean but with single long hairs wisped all over the place. Do I trim these before I attempt to shave them? It seems like they just get patted down and I can't get at them.

Yeah, that will happen. what you should do is be sure your using a fresh razor blade. pubes are rough and they dull ur razor faster than face hair will. second, when your doing it apply more pressure. not too much, tho. then rise. lather up again, and always make sure the blade is clean. i stick it right close to the showerhead and blast all the stuff out. do it again. there is no way youll miss anything with that.

[funeduc8or]

Either I suck at it or I am jsut a hairy goon because I have shaved for 2 days consecutively, in the shower about 1/2 hour- 45 min. each and the boys still look like an old man's head- pretty clean but with single long hairs wisped all over the place. Do I trim these before I attempt to shave them? It seems like they just get patted down and I can't get at them.

Well, girls miss these hairs just as guys do. If you're not opposed to a bath, relax in a bath for a while, then shave in there. This will allow you to spread your legs a bit better, allowing for a better angle and view.

Damn! I can't believe I'm actually giving advice on how to shave balls better......but DAMN, if they aren't so much more enjoyable to play with when shaved!?!?!

Good luck!

[Reidak]

it is the general consensus that if they are smooth as eggs, they get sucked no question asked. its a good ROI i think.

Post 100 btw.

Would never have guessed

[Irisheyes]

Wait till I get my trip report complete with diagrams in here. This thread is gunna explode!!

[swiggidy]

PS if your interested in doing it now you can always trim down with scissors

this sounds like the worst idea ever

[Reidak]

PS if your interested in doing it now you can always trim down with scissors

this sounds like the worst idea ever

I said trim, not shave. that would be torture.

[zook]

I've always used sharp scissors to trim, no problems.

[donkbee]

so inefficient though

[Irisheyes]

12:30 pm

Been up all night playin poker and am nearing 24 hours without sleep point. Just got back from my local Argos store where I managed to pick up a hair trimmer for the princely sum of €17.95. This baby is you're Ferrari of the trimmer world. It comes with 5 blades (and yes the thought did occur to give my nether regions a "short back and sides"), scissors and clampy things. And it is rechargeble. None of your changing batteries shit for me.

Here is my trimmer recharging in my room. Takes 6-8 hours.



Anyway, I'll be doing the deed later on when my gf comes over to help me. Probably in about 7 hours or so.

Just to give a bit of perspective. This is a diagram of Irisheyes's balls in their current state.



Any suggestions as to an the order in which I should attack the growth would be useful. I'll keep you updated.

[mrhappy333]

nice diagram Irish, LOL!!

[Corey]

rofl

[phantom_lord]

i wish i hadn't opened this thread

[givememyleg]

ha!

[Irisheyes]

8:30pm last night

Phase 1 is complete. I did the whole trimming part. Was a lot easier then I expected. It's difficult to get in close so I have a good bit of stubble left around the place.

Some mild itching going on and I'm having a lot of abrasion problems with the spikey bits of pube hair that are left behind. Will spending some time getting the cut in tighter make a difference with this?

I'm still scared of the whole Mach 3 business though so I think I'm gonna leave it like this for the time being and see how things go. It does look way bigger though and kinda reminds me of a turkey if you can understand that.

Diagram to come later on.

[swiggidy]

Don't be scurred

[zook]

Day 3 of this experiment. I've enjoyed the first 3 days immensely. No regrets. But here I am on Day 3, with the beginnings of stubble. It's not as hard and prickly as beard stubble, but it's not the most pleasant place to have even slightly prickly hairs poking every which way. It's not bad yet, but I think I'll have to shave again this weekend at the latest. Is once a week standard? More often?

Irisheyes: It's nothing but cosmetics without the Mach 3. You should really shave those boys. And baby powder helps the itching a lot.

[Irisheyes]

Day 3 of this experiment. I've enjoyed the first 3 days immensely. No regrets. But here I am on Day 3, with the beginnings of stubble. It's not as hard and prickly as beard stubble, but it's not the most pleasant place to have even slightly prickly hairs poking every which way. It's not bad yet, but I think I'll have to shave again this weekend at the latest. Is once a week standard? More often?

Irisheyes: It's nothing but cosmetics without the Mach 3. You should really shave those boys. And baby powder helps the itching a lot.

See this is the problem I'm having at the moment. It really isn't the place you want to be getting prickled all the time.

I dunno I'm thinking about it. I need something to practice my shaving technique before I go near my sack.

[Reidak]

ball hair wont grow back short and prickly, the hair remains soft even after numerous shaves. its kinda odd, but no complaints.

And to each their own.. When you notice you need a shave, give it a shave. Theres not a standard amount of time, everyone is different.

And the coinpurse is easy to shave. Just have no fear, you havent sliced a cheek off yet, why any different for ur bawls?

[Irisheyes]

And the coinpurse is easy to shave. Just have no fear, you havent sliced a cheek off yet, why any different for ur bawls?

I've never shaved my face with a razor.

[Reidak]

Well im jsut saying. In all the times I shaved my balls ive never even gotta knicked. If you do knick a nut, ill ship you a full tilt dolla.

[bode]

what exactly is that ungodly grey blob? ill assume it is a cross section of the shaft, but if not, atleast i hope its benign.

Also, for a more accurate diagram, you should have shown one ball hanging slightly lower.

[mrhappy333]

I dunno I'm thinking about it. I need something to practice my shaving technique before I go near my sack.

Maybe get some Kiwi fruit

[bigspenda73]

/start Hijack

I haven't shaved (my face) in over a month. I have quite a healthy beard going and I am starting my new job next week which does not allow employees to have facial hair. I've grown the beard out in the past and it has always been a bitch to shave.

So, any suggestions for getting this damn thing off my face in an easy and pain-free way?

[mrhappy333]

/start Hijack

I haven't shaved (my face) in over a month. I have quite a healthy beard going and I am starting my new job next week which does not allow employees to have facial hair. I've grown the beard out in the past and it has always been a bitch to shave.

So, any suggestions for getting this damn thing off my face in an easy and pain-free way?

yeah, get one of those beard trimmers or hair trimmers like the barbers and the ARMY use for hair cuts, then shave it nice and close with that, then lather up and use your razor. I always like to shave while in the shower, this makes for a smooth shave and no itch after.

[zook]

I dunno I'm thinking about it. I need something to practice my shaving technique before I go near my sack.

Maybe get some Kiwi fruit

FYQ

[donkbee]

Maybe get some Kiwi fruit

hahah

[gabe]

bump

got drunk today, was going on the prowl tonight, so i thought it would be good idea to jump in shower and shave.

cut my balls. there was blood. alot. pics on request.

[gabe]

yea pretty much worst day of my life

[Galapogos]

So while you were bleeding from the balls your first action was to get a camera?

[a500lbgorilla]

good luck on the prowl!

[gabe]

So while you were bleeding from the balls your first action was to get a camera?

yes

or i was joking about the pics thing

[a500lbgorilla]

you weren't joking though.

[boost]

a lot of blood?

how the hell do you do that much damage? And what were you thinking, shaving your balls while intoxicated? Cant be a good idea no matter what way you cut it(zing).

[gabe]

yea and shower made my buzz worst

[IowaSkinsFan]

i'd never shave my balls if i thought there was a chance i'd cut them :'(

[Reidak]

lol, fail.

[Warpe]

got drunk ...cut my balls.

lol

[phantom_lord]

bump

got drunk today, was going on the prowl tonight, so i thought it would be good idea to jump in shower and shave.

cut my balls. there was blood. alot. pics on request.

smooth.

[a500lbgorilla]

so i thought it would be good idea to jump in shower and shave.

smooth.

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

This post is powerful

[gabe]

i should make a whole new thread abuot how bad im running in life since i had that sick poker month

[Reidak]

choo-choo

bad beat train!

I thought I was a master, so I tried shaving with a razor I knew was dull. Friggin itchaments! Its bad, theres a few hairs that are coming ingorwn so yeah. Its a mess.

Post pics later.
(joking)

[Galapogos]

Waxing brings the amount of ingrowns to nearly zero. Give it a shot you pussies!

[givememyleg]

quality!

[swiggidy]

Waxing brings the amount of ingrowns to nearly zero. Give it a shot you pussies!

no

[boost]

yah the skin on your balls is too stretchy... I feel like waxing would be very painful.

[LimpinAintEZ]

jishu, i have to apolgize for last nights comment - i hadn't read this thread entirely....now that i have, you might be right about this being one of the best threads around -

thanks for the reminder - this is funny shit - i can only trim with scissors, shaving and myself do NOT work but it does make a difference with the wife - so anyone who is unconvinced, give it a shot...or a shave that is

[zook]

I took Jishu's advice a couple of months ago and have been following a strict regimen of weekly ball shaving. My life is greatly improved. Thank you Jishu.

[swiggidy]

every time someone mentions scissors in this thread I get a chill

[Galapogos]

yah the skin on your balls is too stretchy... I feel like waxing would be very painful.

You don't wax the actual ballsack. Just every other area in that region. The skin on the ballsack is too strechy and the hair on there is extra brittle so it breaks off rather than get pulled out by thew root. I could go into more detail but in less than good taste I choose to stop here.

[Reidak]

this thread has no taste.. which is why its so awesome!

[boost]

every time someone mentions scissors in this thread I get a chill

haha me too.

[Fjaman]

best thread ever !!!!!!!!
Just laughed my ass off when i read the first post and the title...

[Reidak]

this thread is useless without pics

[Galapogos]

I was gonna post a pic of a used wax strip the next time I waxed to show how effective it was, but was defeated by my better judgement.