Side effect of banning of poker(is obviously FTR turning on each other)

[supa]

What about your friend's fat lay?

I don't have issues with my friends fucking fat chicks, if they're happy and getting laid then everybodies happy. Now if she's a bitch and fucking up his life, I shouldn't be saying anything to anyone that I can't say to them and have had issues with friends over my being vocal about their fucked up relationships. But I think in every one of those instances my friends came back to tell me how right I was so... dunno where I was going with that, drinking.

Anyway peace, love and all that good shit. Imma try and be a good person and sometimes I'm gonna suck at it and Bhudda's cool widdat.

[d0zer]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 375
User Name	Posts
OngBonga	72
BooG690	30
DanAronG	21
Roid_Rage	19
BennyLaRue	19
a500lbgorilla	18
surviva316	17
eugmac	15
spoonitnow	12
boost	12
Lucothefish	11
baudib	11
WillburForce	10
Galapogos	10
supahaole	8
Ash256	7
kiwiMark	6
celtic123	6
mrhappy333	6
Trons	5
kevster	4
flomo	4
d0zer	4
Duffryn	4
bikes	4
DoubleJ	4
!Luck	3
bigred	3
Shotglass	2
KoRnholio	2
EasyPoker	2
JL	2
drmcboy	2
dthorne04	2
BankItDrew	1
Hawk	1
Micro2Macro	1
Monty3038	1
rpm	1
lolzzz_321	1
chemist	1
Ender	1
HalvSame	1
jyms	1
OCAVE	1
JR9477	1
DropTheBanana	1
Jack Sawyer	1
CBAT	1
daven	1
jjbish	1
Icanhastreebet	1

...so we all know who's fault this thread is...

[BennyLaRue]

Those results are skewed. I post 5% of every thread.

[OngBonga]

YES!!! I win this thread.

[Trons]

I only have 5 posts??? I disregard your reality and substitute mine own.

[Galapogos]

YES!!! I win this thread.

Winning an argument on the Internet is like winning a medal in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retar-- oh wait, nevermind.

[OngBonga]

I didn't win the argument, I won the thread.

Ok, joke for you all... what's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?

Not being a retard.


Now I win the argument.

[Luco]

I didn't win the argument, I won the thread.

Ok, joke for you all... what's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?

Not being a retard.


Now I win the argument.

First of all Galapagos beat you to it, secondly you're confusing two different jokes:

What's better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being a retard.

What's better than winning gold at the paralympics? Walking.

When did supahole get the extra a?

[WillburForce]

Wilbur seriously irritating me in itt.

begins what and ends ever


and to keep stirring the pot....

I had a sandnigger last night. Sorry I mean kebab.

[a500lbgorilla]

begins what and ends ever


and to keep stirring the pot....

I had a sandnigger last night. Sorry I mean kebab.

What I have done I apologize for and shall regret for ever and ever?

[kevster]

This thread is like a rollercoaster. It keeps making me feel queasy but I don't want to get off.

[jyms]

what's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?

Not being a retard.

Wow to this.

[OngBonga]

Wow to this.

Meh, it's just a joke. I can get away with that just as easily as a balck man saying motherfucking n-word in his hip-hop songs.

And besides, how can you wow this but ignore the sandniggers comment?

[jyms]

Because your such a retard you don't know the difference between the paralympics and the special olympics.

[BooG690]

Because your such a retard you don't know the difference between the paralympics and the special olympics.

Here are some rep points.

[OngBonga]

Because your such a retard you don't know the difference between the paralympics and the special olympics.

Oh right yeah, fair comment then.

[supa]

When did supahole get the extra a?

[Luco]

Not srs, I'm just enjoying the new avatar that Tom Selleck gave you

[rpm]

Because your such a retard you don't know the difference between the paralympics and the special olympics.

bahaha i didn't even spot that. even after luco's post. guess i could qualify for the paralympics

[BennyLaRue]

guess i could qualify for the paralympics

And the Special Olympics.

[Luco]

bahaha i didn't even spot that. even after luco's post. guess i could qualify for the paralympics

[dthorne04]

Because your such a retard you don't know the difference between the paralympics and the special olympics.

[BennyLaRue]

No, dthorne, jymps i saying that the "such a retard you don't know the difference between the paralympics and the special olympics" is OngBonga's. I take it to mean OngBonga possesses it, he possesses the such a retard...

But, I'd argue it should be his "such-a-retard-you-don't-know-the-difference-between-the-paralympics-and-the-special-olympics" though and the thought is unfinished. I invite jyms to finish it.

[surviva316]

OMG TYPOS ON THE INTERNET?! HOW DARE YOU NOT PROOFREAD YOUR BURNS!

[surviva316]

No, dthorne, jymps i saying that the "such a retard you don't know the difference between the paralympics and the special olympics" is OngBonga's. I take it to mean OngBonga possesses it, he possesses the such a retard...

But, I'd argue it should be his "such-a-retard-you-don't-know-the-difference-between-the-paralympics-and-the-special-olympics" though and the thought is unfinished. I invite jyms to finish it.

usually you hyphenate compound ADJECTIVES and put quotes around words/phrases to make them nouns. this may be an interesting exception, though. i'd say that putting it in quotes is probably closer to the textbook grammar rules, but hyphenating might be more comprehensible and easier on the eyes.

[jyms]

Huge pet peeve of mine and I fucked it up. I guess I will hate on myself for the rest of the day. Gonna start with not jacking off this afternoon after playing a session.

[BennyLaRue]

usually you hyphenate compound ADJECTIVES and put quotes around words/phrases to make them nouns. this may be an interesting exception, though. i'd say that putting it in quotes is probably closer to the textbook grammar rules, but hyphenating might be more comprehensible and easier on the eyes.

True, true. But I think we can all agree that dthorne screwed up here and should probably be banned.

[BennyLaRue]

Huge pet peeve of mine and I fucked it up. I guess I will hate on myself for the rest of the day. Gonna start with not jacking off this afternoon after playing a session.

Masochist.

[dthorne04]

i just like trolling the endless you're/your fuckups in the world, nothing to see here

[BennyLaRue]

i just like trolling the endless you're/your fuckups in the world, nothing to see here

They aren't my fuckups.

[dthorne04]

They aren't my fuckups.

[kevster]

I feel we need to hear from OngBonga on the issue of grammar.

[celtic123]

Oh onga. We await your wisdom.

[OngBonga]

Busy playing poker. I'm a grammar Nazi, I particularly dislike inappropriate use of apostrophes. I can accept typos due to fast typing, so long as it isn't due to stupidity. That is all.

[BennyLaRue]

Ha! He admits he's a Nazi!

[JR9477]

I hate grammer nazi's their really annoy me.

[celtic123]

Ha! He admits he's a Nazi!

No, I think he's setting tarp.

He said Apostrophes , without an apostrophe .

[OngBonga]

No, I think he's setting tarp.

He said Apostrophes , without an apostrophe .

There shouldn't be an apostrophe to indicate plural. Also, there's no need for your capital letter the first time you say apostrophe. I'll leave the obvious spelling mistake alone, I guess that's cute internet talk. Am I feeding the troll here?

[boost]

its and it's always used to get me, because it's the opposite when you are naming something specific and it's plural or possessive.

[a500lbgorilla]

its and it's always used to get me, because it's the opposite when you are naming something specific and it's plural or possessive.

Yeah when I want it to own something it's is the natural typing.

[surviva316]

the only thing dumber than a grammar nazi, is someone who's a nazi over grammar on the internet . . . that is all

[Roid_Rage]

Edit: wrong thread lol

[Jack Sawyer]

/thread

[eugmac]

AS A FOREIGNER IN GERMANY HAVING LEARNED THE GERMAN SUPER-SENSITIVITY TO THE TERM NAZI I TAKE GREAT ISSUE WITH ITS FLIPPANT USAGE IN THIS THREAD.

[OngBonga]

England got stuffed by Germany in our last football game, so forgive me if I don't give a fuck if I offend any Germans. We're the same race, so it's definitely not racism. So up yours war losers.

[celtic123]

England got stuffed by Germany in our last football game, so forgive me if I don't give a fuck if I offend any Germans. We're the same race, so it's definitely not racism. So up yours war's losers.

Fyp

[BennyLaRue]

In Nazi grammar, all the words go after Heil.

[eugmac]

England got stuffed by Germany in our last football game, so forgive me if I don't give a fuck if I offend any Germans. We're the same race, so it's definitely not racism. So up yours war losers.

On a side note, I find it amusing how every time England play Germany in football it's WW2 all over again in the English papers - whereas the Germans hardly even recognise the English as rivals.

[OngBonga]

On a side note, I find it amusing how every time England play Germany in football it's WW2 all over again in the English papers - whereas the Germans hardly even recognise the English as rivals.

That doesn't surprise me. Our media will whip anything up into a frenzy. Look how our newspapers respond when the German Royal Family have a fucking wedding.

It's the natural response to sporting failure. You might be better than us at the game we cherish, but we beat you up 70 years ago, and don't you forget it.

It's the same when we lose to Argentina. Fuck, we lost to them, but it's ok, because we stole their islands and then kicked their arses when they tried to take them back. So there.

[a500lbgorilla]

YouTube - QI XL G08 - Germany

[boost]

YouTube - QI XL G08 - Germany

This is very funny.

[celtic123]

Hilarious. Even the panelist s are crying.