cliffnotes for those who don't feel like reading a wall of text:

dan: . . . chineseman . . .

various ftr'ers: fwiw, that's prolly not the best term to use

dan: omg wtf, how is that offensive? whoever gets offended by that is pathetic

boost: {explanation}

dan and dustin: A;SLDJF;ALSDJF;LSU;ALKJSFD I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH ALL THE WAYS TO NOT OFFEND PEOPLE! EVERYONE NEEDS TO JUST CALM DOWN AND NOT GET ALL UP IN ARMS AND TYPING IN ALL CAPS OVER NOTHING! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A WHITE ENGLISHMAN!!! I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT!