Hehe. Truth is, Scotland is a lovely place, and for the most part, the people are wonderful, I prefer the average Scot to the average Englishman.

Places to go... Loch Ness (obviously, but really this is one of the most amazing places in Britain, you'd be crazy to not go here while visiting Scotland), the Highlands (Ben Nevis), the West coast, Edinburgh.

I hope you're not expecting nice weather. We've got storm after storm hitting us from the Atlantic, and Scotland usually gets it worse than England. If the weather is really bad, avoid the Highlands unless you're with someone who knows the area.