stupid idiot fucking people (usually girls) who think it's smart to put their glass right-side up in my sloped sink.

THERE'S 20 FUCKING FEET OF COUNTER SPACE, PUT IT THERE. PUT IT IN THE DISHWASHER. LEAVE IT ON THE TABLE. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. JUST DON'T PUT IT IN THE SINK SO IT FALLS FUCKING OVER AND SHATTERS. GODDAMN