So I'm sitting at home midning my own business or whatever and the doorbell rings. I open it iand it's some dude in a raggy shirt and jeans and he tells me "I'm here to check your water meter." He's wearing some clothing identifying him with a water company, so I let him in. However, I never trust these fuckers. I followed him around my basement to make sure he didn't steal anything. While I was down there the only thing I could think about was how no one would find my body for hours if he raped and murdered me and then looted my house. Fucking water meter guys. What kind of shady job is that, showing up in the middle of the afternoon asking to be let into someone's house? If I ever rob someone that's how I'm doing it.