Randomness thread, part two.

[BooG690]

http://foodporndaily.com/

This is what happens to your internet pron activities after two months of chicken breast, whey protein and eggs.

Is it weird that I fapped to this?

[Warpe]

why cant I delete someone as a friend on facebook?

Just kill them. Same result.

[jyms]

why cant I delete someone as a friend on facebook?

You have to go into your list of "All friends" next to profile and click the little X. I have drastically reduced the amount of people that post multiple times a day like it's twitter. I don't care that someone is doing laundry or other housework. I had a few that were constantly all about the causes too and that's pretty annoying. The only frequent poster now is X, and he's more motivational than annoying. He makes me feel a little inadequate and the food taunts the shit out of me, but it's good to know someone I know is doing something with his life.

[boost]

ya.. I tried that, I also tried browsing to the bottom of their page and unfriending them there. It kept giving me some error saying I couldnt access that profile. It would remove their name from my friends list but then Id refresh and theyd be back. Then eventually it had them on my friends list saying "friends request pending" Yet I never requested them after removing them. Eventually I just blocked them, and now I dont see their updates, when their online, ect.

[Warpe]

i'll reward 1,000 pennies to anyone who can find this hoodie for sale on the internets - it says "Pabst Mountain Sports"

This is better:

[boost]

i'll reward 1,000 pennies to anyone who can find this hoodie for sale on the internets - it says "Pabst Mountain Sports"

This is better:

that shirt is awesome!

[wufwugy]

life on mars bitches

http://www.spaceflightnow.com/news/n0911/24marslife/

[UG]

ya.. I tried that, I also tried browsing to the bottom of their page and unfriending them there. It kept giving me some error saying I couldnt access that profile. It would remove their name from my friends list but then Id refresh and theyd be back. Then eventually it had them on my friends list saying "friends request pending" Yet I never requested them after removing them. Eventually I just blocked them, and now I dont see their updates, when their online, ect.

Yeah, I just block people I don't like. I don't want to de-friend them as they'll eventually find out "we're not friends anymore," but I just block those that annoy the piss out of me and move on. I think I've only blocked three, and here's why by person:

Person 1) uses his FB like twitter, probably 5-7 updates a day, the most random crap ever but probably 90% of it was when he was bored so it's random FB crap

Person 2) total negative Nancy, used FB 2-3 times a day to post all of the negatives in her life, and about 90-95% of the time it was shit that didn't matter. I literally got a little depressed every time I read her stuff, so I hid her.

Person 3) much like the guy from Person 1, this girl FB'ed all sorts of things. No I don't care what your kids are having for dinner. No I don't care that the laundry is done. No I don't care that your ex-husband is crazy and an alcoholic (too much information), etc.


I hate FB and love it at the same time. I'm sure I've posted "teh ghey" on there before but at least it's not every day.

P.S. Blocking people doesn't block it from your cell phone, which I don't use often, but it's always funny because those same three people are on there when I check that way...

Boost you never post besides a few random replies here and there!

[boost]

ha, I post! I think I have like the 3rd most commune posts ever or something. But idk, maybe I havent been posting much lately... just busy trying to get rich and whatnot.

and ya, I just ended up blocking them.

[UG]

ha, I post! I think I have like the 3rd most commune posts ever or something. But idk, maybe I havent been posting much lately... just busy trying to get rich and whatnot.

and ya, I just ended up blocking them.

I meant FB posts, of course I see your ass on here which I also love!

[wufwugy]

ug loves boosts ass

[a500lbgorilla]

i'll reward 1,000 pennies to anyone who can find this hoodie for sale on the internets - it says "Pabst Mountain Sports"

This is better:

that shirt is awesome!

That shirt made me laugh.

[boost]

oh.. ya idk.. I just really dont have anything to broadcast to the world very often. Kinda cliche, but I normally just will post lyrics from something Im listening to that catches my ear.

[boost]

ug loves boosts ass

its mutual.

[UG]

ug loves boosts ass

its mutual.

FUCK. YES.



lol

[givememyleg]

every time i see boost's avatar i always think of nba jam for snes.. BOOM SHAKA LAKA

[BooG690]

RAZZLE DAZZLE!
IS IT THE SHOES?
FROM DOWNTOWN...NO GOOOD.

Such a good game.

[boost]

RAZZLE DAZZLE!
IS IT THE SHOES?
FROM DOWNTOWN...NO GOOOD.

Such a good game.

haha, ya I love that game.. I want that arcade cabinet.

[Lukie]

"He's heating up..."

speaking of heating up, post 4000 is coming up

[givememyleg]

"He's heating up..."

speaking of heating up, post 4000 is coming up

wat that's like 750 away

[wufwugy]

its a good thing im over 9000

[UG]

4k


GMML u crazy

[ChrisBCritter]

4k


GMML u crazy

Well done sir.

[givememyleg]

i totally don't get it

[Lukie]

UG4000™

[bigred]

Remember when we had a FTR tribe in that game Tribal Wars? Lukie ruined a lot of nerds' days in that game...

[boost]

Remember when we had a FTR tribe in that game Tribal Wars? Lukie ruined a lot of nerds' days in that game...

ha.. what a time sink..

[givememyleg]

http://www.robswtfrant.com/2009/11/e...air-follicles/ "Ever Have That Craving To Smell Like Michael Jacksons Hair Follicles? Well now you can!"

[BooG690]

Can we haz a FTR clan on COD?

[BooG690]

Just ordered Windows 7. BOOM!

[Chelle]

spoonitnow is making me crazy!

[givememyleg]

Watched Food Inc. tonight, some crazy shit - http://www.foodincmovie.com/

[BooG690]

Watched Food Inc. tonight, some crazy shit - http://www.foodincmovie.com/

I just added that to my queue last night. Funny you say that. I'm kinda pumped to watch it.

[a500lbgorilla]

I just saw it on ninjavideo.net

[jyms]

Yea not pretty. It didn't give me any food issues like I thought it might, but it sure reaffirmed that the govt and business are out to fuck us in every way possible. I wonder what would happen if they did a Pharmacy inc.

[givememyleg]

Right, I've already known how messed up a lot of this stuff is, but the movie had some really interesting points I didn't know about. When corporations only care about profit profit profit, health and safety is going to drop way down. I think it is very fucked up how the big corporations control all of the farmers, and don't even let them clean/replant seeds. That's how nature works! Pretty messed too up that you can own a patent on seeds...

I think the part where they try to pity you to death about the 2 year old that died was kind of lame. Yes, sad story but the way it was presented was like "if you eat meat you support killing my child."

Also, long live corn!!

[mcatdog]

I really don't understand why people criticize Monsanto or pharmaceutical companies for wanting their products to be protected by patents.

Agricultural research is credited with saving over a billion lives in the second half of the 20th century, by developing improved seeds that can feed more people. If any corporation in the world deserves to make a profit, it's them. Blaming science-based food production for poor health and nutrition is about as misguided an opinion as it's possible to have.

The seeds that Monsanto owns a patent on, are ones that they engineered. When you invent something that has value to society, you earn the right to a patent on your invention. Also, a lot of the profits are being invested back into new R&D. I'm worried that if patent laws on drugs and seeds are weakened, we'll start to see a lot less of these life-saving innovations. As much good as pharmaceuticals and food scientists have done already, there's much more that needs to be done.

[givememyleg]

That isn't the part that shocked me the most, and I agree with you for the most part. However, the farmers that choose not to use Monsanto's seeds are also being prosecuted for cleaning and reusing their own seed. Also, it just seems strange that it is illegal to reuse seeds after you bought them from a corporation. Seeds produce plants which produce more seeds, that's how it works.

[mcatdog]

...the farmers that choose not to use Monsanto's seeds are also being prosecuted for cleaning and reusing their own seed.

I doubt this practice is as common as the documentary may have portrayed, but yeah, that sounds pretty bad.

Also, it just seems strange that it is illegal to reuse seeds after you bought them from a corporation. Seeds produce plants which produce more seeds, that's how it works.

That's how it works in nature, but if we were growing plants according to nature, the Green Revolution wouldn't have happened and most of us would be dead. I see no problem with companies wanting patents on their seeds when they produce new seeds that aren't naturally occurring.

[boost]

mike, you could be right that its not all that common, and I dont have numbers so I dont know. But the fact that monsanto does have its only g-men that go snooping around farms to find people to prosecute is scary. Esp when they are actively prosecuting farmers that never bought or wanted their seed. If a neighboring farm with the same crop grows monsanto, all it takes is the right winds at the right time of the year and suddenly youve got monsanto seed growing on your lot.

Furthermore this is absolutely devastating for an organic farm. They pay insane sums to be certified organic, and if their crop is contaminated by genetically modified seed, they will lose their certification AND possibly face legal action from monsanto.

I do understand where you are coming from. However in the end international food monopolies are not a good thing. Even if we ignore any possibilities of truly evil schemes, the fact is monsanto would be happy to have one variety of edible corn, one variety of tomato, ect. Thats just a depressing world to live in

[wufwugy]

why you guys picking on the weak powerless corporations? the only thing they want to do is control all revenue and politics...

[wufwugy]

hahahah billo rly gets rolled

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIcx_...layer_embedded

[mcatdog]

LOOOOOL "that fucking thing sucks!"

[flomo]

is this the right thread for this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXc3x1zcipI

[Chelle]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM SO EXCITED FOR THE 20TH THROUGH THE 31ST OF THIS MONTH. I CAN'T WAIT!

[Luco]

Anyone got some good sandwich suggestions for a toastie maker?

[boost]

soooo Im in this donkament that I didnt really look at when I regged. Its a deep stacked tourney which I knew... but blinds only go up every 30 mins. Its 430am, the tourney has been running 3hr15min and the blinds are at 100/200. Average stack is 15k, I have 21k, 44/132 players left. Im pretty sure Ill be heads up in another 4 hours...

[a500lbgorilla]

Still alive?

[flomo]

yes

[flomo]

Still alive?

i just bought some blow fish to cook up and eat tonight. i'll get back to you on that question hopefully.

http://www.chow.com/ingredients/488

[boost]

Still alive?

i just bought some blow fish to cook up and eat tonight. i'll get back to you on that question hopefully.

http://www.chow.com/ingredients/488

uh.. good luck..

[boost]

Still alive?

I busted 16th after getting massive ADD and playing really poorly post flop. I felt like shit going to sleep, because my equity in that tourney if I just tough it out and focus is probably ~$600 because of how bad the field was playing and how slow the blinds were. But I felt like I was going to have a panic attack... it probably took another 1 1/2hr+ after I busted for the thing to end.

[a500lbgorilla]

Still alive?

I busted 16th after getting massive ADD and playing really poorly post flop. I felt like shit going to sleep, because my equity in that tourney if I just tough it out and focus is probably ~$600 because of how bad the field was playing and how slow the blinds were. But I felt like I was going to have a panic attack... it probably took another 1 1/2hr+ after I busted for the thing to end.

lol damn. It's the game of degenerates.

[mcatdog]

Wat. There is a 0% chance that I would ever prepare blowfish for myself.

[boost]

Wat. There is a 0% chance that I would ever prepare blowfish for myself.

ya...

[givememyleg]

NOTE: Do not prepare blowfish at home. Eat blowfish only at the most reputable establishments that specialize in this fish, and be aware that it is a risky undertaking.

flomo ain't scurred!

[boost]

Racist Explains Hip-Hop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY2UF...1&feature=fvwp


I lold several times.

[givememyleg]

haha! you need to have class to kill yourself after you murder people, amirite?

[flomo]

i should have taken pics. fail on my part.

i was not planning on buying or cooking this fish when i went out to get some shallots for a shrimp "scampi" i was preparing tonight. i stopped in the store that sells shallots loose and was thinking of trying monkfish for the first time if it looked good. the monkfish looked great and so did this other fish in the case and i asked the fishmonger what it was and he said blowfish " chicken of the sea". My brain wasn't clicking that this was the blowfish(pufferfish) that is poisinous. It just looked so damn tasty. i get home about 20 minutes later and tell my mother-in-law that we will have monkfish and blowfish for dinner and she instantly asks if that is that poisious fish. --my brain clicks in that i bought BLOWFISH, japan's leading killer of foodies.--------WTF who sells blowfish in the US, the most scared consumers with gov't warnings on everything.

well we lived.
resul.ts the shrimp and monkfish played wonderfully with the lemon, wine and shallot sauce. the blowfish needs a lighter sauce than what i cooked up.

[givememyleg]

wait so you went in, bought blowfish and there was no warning on the package and the guy didn't even say it was poisonous?

[flomo]

NOTE: Do not prepare blowfish at home. Eat blowfish only at the most reputable establishments that specialize in this fish, and be aware that it is a risky undertaking.

flomo ain't scurred!

google came up with no recipes, just don't eat it is what they said

FUCK GOOGLE

[flomo]

wait so you went in, bought blowfish and there was no warning on the package and the guy didn't even say it was poisonous?

yes, that statement is correct

no package though, fresh display case at this market (fish on ice)

[Lukie]

wait so you went in, bought blowfish and there was no warning on the package and the guy didn't even say it was poisonous?

Maybe the poisonous parts were already removed.

*I know virtually nothing about blowfish so this might be a completely ignorant post

[Chelle]

You can eat blowfish. When we went to the beach last month people were cleaning them, there is only two pieces of meat that you can eat from them.

[boost]

you can eat lots of things.. doesnt make it a good idea..

[bigspenda73]

do drinks out of cans taste a lot different to you than from bottles?

[givememyleg]

glass bottles > cans > plastic bottles

[BooG690]

Why is it that when I log into FTR on, say, the FTR Community page, it brings me all the way back to the Forums page? OMGTILT!

[bigspenda73]

Hi my name is GMMBB and I'm too cool to ever be on AIM and play people hu17rollz and shit, I'm going to go back to my kitchen and continue to do all the housework for my wife.

[wufwugy]

Why did GMMBB cross the road? Who cares why he crossed the road; how did he get out of the kitchen, and where did he get those shoes?

[UG]

GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN GMMBB BEFORE THE WIFEY GETS MAD YOU DON'T WANT THAT

[Lukie]

what will the year 4050 be like for humanity?

prosperous?
slums?
extinct?
replaced by genetically enhanced humans and/or machines?
confined to earth? solar system? galaxy?
how many people from 2009 will still be alive, in some form?

[boost]

probably extinct :-\

[bigspenda73]

if you could live for exactly 70 years (consecutive) throughout earth's existence, what 70 years would you pick?

[a500lbgorilla]

If you figure man-kind prospers til the year 4000, I'll swing for around there. Unless you meant any time in the past. Really it comes down to how cool life is when I turn 21. So long as I avoid war or famine or strife of any kind, I think it'd be a great time to live.