Randomness thread, part two.

[flomo]

gmml- don't have a kid or you will never have sex again with your wife and youll be miserable and everything thing u ever do again will revolve around an unruly shit machine that grows into a retarded emo and youll be forever broke and youll be stressed out like crazy even at the slightest hint of something going wrong and youll hear nothing but nag nag nag nag because your wife hates life too and youll somehow claim that u love ur kid but OMG DONT WANT ANYMORE OMG and u wont fool smarties like me with ur crappy logics

fyp yo

holy shit

the wife and I are trying, maybe now I won't try so hard

pics?

[UG]

lol, you (and I) wish

[Jack Sawyer]

haha you are giving me ideas Carl!

[Jack Sawyer]

oh, and del potro vs. fedex in the final? the way I saw del potro playing, nadal had no chance.

I wonder if baseline controller fedex can deal with super aggro bazooka giant del potro? intersting sportsbetting matchup...

[wufwugy]

gmml- don't have a kid or you will never have sex again with your wife and youll be miserable and everything thing u ever do again will revolve around an unruly shit machine that grows into a retarded emo and youll be forever broke and youll be stressed out like crazy even at the slightest hint of something going wrong and youll hear nothing but nag nag nag nag because your wife hates life too and youll somehow claim that u love ur kid but OMG DONT WANT ANYMORE OMG and u wont fool smarties like me with ur crappy logics

fyp yo

holy shit

the wife and I are trying, maybe now I won't try so hard

eh don't take what I say about it too seriously. I loathe kids. I could go on for days about the pros and cons of reproduction from a cold perspective, but what it boils down to is that you don't know until you know. Even as much as I absolutely hate kids, I still think there's like a 10% probability that I'll have them someday, and that if I did I think there would be a very high probability that I would consider myself better off for it.

On a side note, while nobody likes to be called a statistic, research shows that couples with children are less happy than those without

I also once knew a guy who was adamant about how he hated kids and will never have them. Eventually, his girlfriend lied about taking her pills (she never said she 'missed a dose', but that's really the only option), and he went crazy for about a couple weeks. He got over it, decided to stick around as a father, then some point after becoming a father he decided it was the greatest thing ever and wanted more. Just goes to show that if you don't have kids you can never really be sure

[UG]

gmml- don't have a kid or you will never have sex again with your wife and youll be miserable and everything thing u ever do again will revolve around an unruly shit machine that grows into a retarded emo and youll be forever broke and youll be stressed out like crazy even at the slightest hint of something going wrong and youll hear nothing but nag nag nag nag because your wife hates life too and youll somehow claim that u love ur kid but OMG DONT WANT ANYMORE OMG and u wont fool smarties like me with ur crappy logics

fyp yo

holy shit

the wife and I are trying, maybe now I won't try so hard

eh don't take what I say about it too seriously. I loathe kids. I could go on for days about the pros and cons of reproduction from a cold perspective, but what it boils down to is that you don't know until you know. Even as much as I absolutely hate kids, I still think there's like a 10% probability that I'll have them someday, and that if I did I think there would be a very high probability that I would consider myself better off for it.

On a side note, while nobody likes to be called a statistic, research shows that couples with children are less happy than those without

I also once knew a guy who was adamant about how he hated kids and will never have them. Eventually, his girlfriend lied about taking her pills (she never said she 'missed a dose', but that's really the only option), and he went crazy for about a couple weeks. He got over it, decided to stick around as a father, then some point after becoming a father he decided it was the greatest thing ever and wanted more. Just goes to show that if you don't have kids you can never really be sure

I took your reply with a grain of salt. I fcking love every word you type usually (even when I don't agree with it I love it and respect it). So keep click-clacking away wufwugy.

Okay to my post --

I want kids. I fcking love them and every time I hang out with somebody that has kids it makes me want a kid even more. My life with my wife is *awesome*, but with a kid would be so much better. We are trying and some day FTR will have a kid on their website.

[jyms]

Not one single regret about having my kid and we are trying for number two.Although since deciding to try, we haven't spent a ton of time in the same condo, let alone the same room.

It's getting to the cool time with him too because he's getting into sports and loves video games, and he's only 5

[boost]

just saw a NFL Sunday Ticket commercial. It featured peyton manning, eli manning, and ll cool j...


..wat? How did they decide on that trio? Random drawing in which it was just a strange coicidence that both mannings got the spot?

[a500lbgorilla]

gmml- don't have a kid or you will never have sex again with your wife and youll be miserable and everything thing u ever do again will revolve around an unruly shit machine that grows into a retarded emo and youll be forever broke and youll be stressed out like crazy even at the slightest hint of something going wrong and youll hear nothing but nag nag nag nag because your wife hates life too and youll somehow claim that u love ur kid but OMG DONT WANT ANYMORE OMG and u wont fool smarties like me with ur crappy logics

fyp yo

holy shit

the wife and I are trying, maybe now I won't try so hard

eh don't take what I say about it too seriously. I loathe kids. I could go on for days about the pros and cons of reproduction from a cold perspective, but what it boils down to is that you don't know until you know. Even as much as I absolutely hate kids, I still think there's like a 10% probability that I'll have them someday, and that if I did I think there would be a very high probability that I would consider myself better off for it.

On a side note, while nobody likes to be called a statistic, research shows that couples with children are less happy than those without

I also once knew a guy who was adamant about how he hated kids and will never have them. Eventually, his girlfriend lied about taking her pills (she never said she 'missed a dose', but that's really the only option), and he went crazy for about a couple weeks. He got over it, decided to stick around as a father, then some point after becoming a father he decided it was the greatest thing ever and wanted more. Just goes to show that if you don't have kids you can never really be sure

I took your reply with a grain of salt. I fcking love every word you type usually (even when I don't agree with it I love it and respect it). So keep click-clacking away wufwugy.

Okay to my post --

I want kids. I fcking love them and every time I hang out with somebody that has kids it makes me want a kid even more. My life with my wife is *awesome*, but with a kid would be so much better. We are trying and some day FTR will have a kid on their website.

Or you'll be trying to explain to them what a website was but they're just too busy logging into the hive-mind and playing Final War Game 3.

[bikes]

Welcome back solid avatar. You were missed imo.

[flomo]

i'd ask you how old she is , but i already cleaned myself up with 3 tissues

[a500lbgorilla]

My favorite show right now

http://www.hulu.com/watch/95381/shark-tank-week-6

Just watch until the 2nd commercial and you'll be hooked!

[flomo]

My favorite show right now

http://www.hulu.com/watch/95381/shark-tank-week-6

Just watch until the 2nd commercial and you'll be hooked!

see if you can a bbc channel --"lion's den"

and top gear is cool

[Chelle]

french vanilla coffee is so great.

so is true blood

BTW BTW BTW BTW BTW
CONGRATS CARL

[Luco]

My favorite show right now

http://www.hulu.com/watch/95381/shark-tank-week-6

Just watch until the 2nd commercial and you'll be hooked!

see if you can a bbc channel --"lion's den"

and top gear is cool

You mean Dragon's Den?

[flomo]

yes, dragon's den.

thank you for the correction Luco

[a500lbgorilla]

lol so that i can watch commies share their ideas with government sponsored investment czars and over-seers?

No thank you! I'd rather watch AMERICANS do CAPITALISM and stuff!

[flomo]

lol so that i can watch commies share their ideas with government sponsored investment czars and over-seers?

No thank you! I'd rather watch AMERICANS do CAPITALISM and stuff!

better watch a bunch now before we become socialist and gay like the rest of the world

EDIT: to add that the rest of the world is gay especially denmark

[bode]

My favorite show right now

http://www.hulu.com/watch/95381/shark-tank-week-6

Just watch until the 2nd commercial and you'll be hooked!

i caught this show last week and i will def. be watching it more.

[OP]

so is true blood

I didn't get into this until halfway through the 2nd season but I went out and bought season 1 and I'm hooked

If there are 5 fish at a table and one Lukie, it's 5 times more likely that a Luke berates a fish for sucking out! This is unacceptable!

Quoted from another thread because it reminded me of something

OOC is this that Lukie or just poker forum coincedence?

POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET)
Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
gambler2k4: posts big blind $10
__2cb__: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As]
Dalmations: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40
gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140
Longhorne joins the table at seat #2
Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h]
*** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces)
gambler2k4: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot

[a500lbgorilla]

that's our lukie alright.

[bigred]

so my roommate in hoboken went to high school with the kid who is in all the news stories at john hopkins with the samurai sword. that is crazy shit

[bigred]

that's our lukie alright.

lol, that was the 2p2 guy who was like wtf, i was repping aces, why doesn't the idiot fold

[Lukie]

little fold equity, crushed by his calling range, that was really an awful shove.

it also might be the most famous hand history in the history of internet poker.

ok probably not, but let's see one that tops it.

[bigred]

lukie, i added you on facebook today and you didn't confirm yet jackass, i know ur on the internets

[bigred]

Hi Ben,

Eric confirmed you as a friend on Facebook.

Thanks,
The Facebook Team


LOL

[boost]

kid on the news with a samurai sword? This sounds awesome.. link?

[bigred]

kid on the news with a samurai sword? This sounds awesome.. link?

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/mar...,4027961.story

[bigred]

btw, i started work 2 weeks ago and since then i think i've checked ftr 3 times. i apologize for my absence since i'm awesome and most of you aren't, but i've been busy.

[boost]

I do not understand why the kid is still locked up. Its legal to have the weapon. There was an intruder in his house. He killed him. Case closed?

I mean I definitely think these things should be looked at pretty closely, but this seems pretty cut and dry. But then the article is unclear because it seems to be that the guy was killed outside, yet was confronted inside?

[wufwugy]

little fold equity, crushed by his calling range, that was really an awful shove.

it also might be the most famous hand history in the history of internet poker.

ok probably not, but let's see one that tops it.

Naw it totally is the most popular. It's a 2p2 meme

[bigred]

I do not understand why the kid is still locked up. Its legal to have the weapon. There was an intruder in his house. He killed him. Case closed?

I mean I definitely think these things should be looked at pretty closely, but this seems pretty cut and dry. But then the article is unclear because it seems to be that the guy was killed outside, yet was confronted inside?

fwiw, when my roommate heard about this kid, he said he always thought this kid was going to be the next columbine.

[flomo]

does he like puppies?

[boost]

I do not understand why the kid is still locked up. Its legal to have the weapon. There was an intruder in his house. He killed him. Case closed?

I mean I definitely think these things should be looked at pretty closely, but this seems pretty cut and dry. But then the article is unclear because it seems to be that the guy was killed outside, yet was confronted inside?

fwiw, when my roommate heard about this kid, he said he always thought this kid was going to be the next columbine.

oh, well, that does change things a bit. Funny though cuz if this was in texas the guy would be a hero and the neighborhood would be throwing a block party in his honor.

[a500lbgorilla]

lol I can just imagine that guy hanging out, talking about how he's gonna cut down an intruder with his samurai sword. Then opportunity knocks and he's slicing fools!

[boost]

"nows my chance!"

[boost]

Maybe theyll get him on "premeditated man slaughter" since he took the time to tie a rising-sun bandanna around his head before setting out.

[a500lbgorilla]

hahahah

[boost]

"I swear officer, I sleep with this and my karate robe on every night!"

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we have seen my client try the alleged bandanna in question on, have we not? Your decision seems clear to me, if the bandanna does not fit, you must acquit!"

[bigspenda73]

so is true blood

I didn't get into this until halfway through the 2nd season but I went out and bought season 1 and I'm hooked

2nd half of season 1 + first half of season 2 was the best TV show I've ever watched, rest has been a bit of a letdown.

[bigred]

Maybe theyll get him on "premeditated man slaughter" since he took the time to tie a rising-sun bandanna around his head before setting out.

Did the intruder look like this?

[bikes]

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK.

ITS GODZIRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA



anything i can do to make you lol bigred.

[a500lbgorilla]

I do not understand why the kid is still locked up. Its legal to have the weapon. There was an intruder in his house. He killed him. Case closed?

I mean I definitely think these things should be looked at pretty closely, but this seems pretty cut and dry. But then the article is unclear because it seems to be that the guy was killed outside, yet was confronted inside?

fwiw, when my roommate heard about this kid, he said he always thought this kid was going to be the next columbine.

My first day of middle school (the first time they reunited a grade school previously broken up into 3 others) I sat next to this kid named Chris something. I don't remember. But that first day of classes, he looked at me and said "I'm gonna be on the news one day." He later attempted suicide by lighting himself on fire in a bathtub filled with kerosene. He survived and last I heard he was in a mental hospital.

edit also my neighbor's roommate graduated once and he got some subleaser to pick up his side of the rent for the room. He was a super strange dude that my neighbor would portray as incredibly creepy.

I thought both were columbine material but they each just ended up as either suicidally depressed or just socially impaired.

[bigred]

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK.

ITS GODZIRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA



anything i can do to make you lol bigred.

Record a video of you talking incredibly fast. Do a voice over saying the above slowly. Instalafs

[boost]

I just found out beebickles is asian last night when he facebook friended me. I lold to myself.

[bigred]

I just found out beebickles is asian last night when he facebook friended me. I lold to myself.

I tell people I know you so they think I'm open minded and diverse.

[boost]

ha, better never let those crackers meet me!

[boost]

ha, better never let those crackers meet me!

[Chelle]

mmm saltine crackers

[Tiresman]

I was so depressed last night that I called Lifeline. I got a freakin' call center that turned out to be in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked me if I knew how to drive a truck. Those BASTARDS!!!

[Lukie]

QFAwesomeness

Original ad:
Looking for permission to deer hunt (bow, shotgun) on a property in Bucks County.

I am a very responsible hunter. Willing to compensate you for your permission.
From Me to ************@**********.org

Hi there!

I will let you hunt in my backyard. I live in an area that is infested with deer. You are more than welcome to kill as many of those white-tailed bastards from hell as you want.

I only have one small favor to ask - let me know if you are interested.

Mike

From Dennis ********* to Me:

Mike,

Thank you. I only plan on bagging one or two deer. Is your property available this weekend? What is your favor?

Dennis

From Me to Dennis *********:

Dennis,

If you are concerned about not having enough room in your truck to bring the deer back, don't worry about it. You can just leave the pile of carcases in my backyard and I'll take care of them. I'll probably just drop them down my neighbor's well, or put them in my wood burner. Burning dead deer makes my house smell nice.

The one favor I am asking of you shouldn't be that much of a problem. My neighbor has this goddamn cat that always wanders into my yard at night and meows. It wakes me up and I am unable to fall back asleep. Also, I can't tell you how many times I have stepped in cat shit on my patio.

All I ask of you is that if you see my neighbor's cat wander into my yard, please blow that son-of-a-bitch straight to hell. Shotgun or crossbow, I don't care how you do it. Try to make it look like an accident though if my neighbor sees it happen.

This weekend is fine for me.

Mike

From Dennis ********* to Me:

How close is your neighbor's house? I was under the impression that you had a large plot of land.

I feel uncomfortable with the idea of killing your neighbor's cat. Sorry.

From Me to Dennis *********:

My neighbor's house is about 50 yards from my house. Why won't you kill the cat? Just pretend it is a deer.

From Dennis ********* to Me:

The cat is someone's pet that they love. I won't kill it. I am willing to compensate you some other way. Have you had a talk with your neighbor about your problems with their cat?

From Me to Dennis *********:

I don't believe this. A hunter that loves animals. Now I've seen everything. I can't talk to my neighbor - she has a restraining order on me from when I went over there and punted her cat like a football.

Seriously, if you kill the cat, my neighbor will have no idea. I was thinking - you said you had a bow and arrow, right? Would you be able to get those arrows with the explosive tip, like the ones Rambo uses? That would surely blow the cat into unrecognizable pieces and my neighbor would never even be able to find it.

From Dennis ********* to Me:

I'm fairly certain that those arrows are fictional. That is beyond the point because I am not shooting a cat. End of discussion.

From Me to Dennis *********:

Is this some kind of a joke? Are you from PETA? Just kill the goddamn cat and you can shoot all of the deer that you want. I'll even have the grill fired up so we can enjoy some freshly-killed venison.

Also, even if those arrows aren't real, they don't seem that hard to make. What about that thing that Arnold used in Predator? Didn't he just take grenade launcher rounds and tie them to an arrow? Try that. Do you have an M203? That would work even better.

From Dennis ********* to Me:

I'll find somewhere else to hunt, thanks.

From Me to Dennis *********:

I hope that while you are hunting, you miss your shot and accidentally kill a cat anyway, you pussy.

dontevenreply.com

[boost]

ha, that was def one of the best ones. "you pussy."

[bode]

so last friday i was supposed take off the afternoon to go golfing with 3 guys from my office, but it got cancelled that morning when something came up. i was disappointed, but not a big deal really. Tomorrow is a huge golf outing a contractor my firm works with puts on each year full of copious amounts of booze, gambling and general debauchery. I just found out that our team is likek 95% not going now. I'm seriously going to go on life tilt if i dont get to go tomorrow. I've been busting my ass and have already put in 42 hours this week to make up time and make sure shit is done, and now the fucking slacker from my office that never gets his shit done is going to ruin it for the whole group. fuck.

[bikes]

so last friday i was supposed take off the afternoon to go golfing with 3 guys from my office, but it got cancelled that morning when something came up. i was disappointed, but not a big deal really. Tomorrow is a huge golf outing a contractor my firm works with puts on each year full of copious amounts of booze, gambling and general debauchery. I just found out that our team is likek 95% not going now. I'm seriously going to go on life tilt if i dont get to go tomorrow. I've been busting my ass and have already put in 42 hours this week to make up time and make sure shit is done, and now the fucking slacker from my office that never gets his shit done is going to ruin it for the whole group. fuck.

dick slap this bitch

[mcatdog]

I thought both were columbine material but they each just ended up as either suicidally depressed or just socially impaired.

You meet a lot of social retards in JHS and HS, most of them don't go on to become murderers.

[boost]

so last friday i was supposed take off the afternoon to go golfing with 3 guys from my office, but it got cancelled that morning when something came up. i was disappointed, but not a big deal really. Tomorrow is a huge golf outing a contractor my firm works with puts on each year full of copious amounts of booze, gambling and general debauchery. I just found out that our team is likek 95% not going now. I'm seriously going to go on life tilt if i dont get to go tomorrow. I've been busting my ass and have already put in 42 hours this week to make up time and make sure shit is done, and now the fucking slacker from my office that never gets his shit done is going to ruin it for the whole group. fuck.

dick slap this bitch

mushroom bruises solve all.

[a500lbgorilla]

I thought both were columbine material but they each just ended up as either suicidally depressed or just socially impaired.

You meet a lot of social retards in JHS and HS, most of them don't go on to become murderers.

very true, man

[bigred]

my 5 year FTR anniversary is coming up and i just noticed rilla joined 4 days after me, love at first login

[a500lbgorilla]

Look at us. Crying like a couple of schoolgirls!

[Chelle]

waaaaaaaaaaah

[StillDeadMoney]

I'm just really pissed off I missed the last werewolf game.

[donkbee]

The company I work for had its annual golf event today ... on a Thursday. Which means I have to go back to work at 8 am tomorrow to finish off the work week

[givememyleg]

i'm back now, thanks everyone for your wishes! it was a great wedding/party/honeymoon!

[zook]

Congrats Carl! What a lovely bride!

[Chelle]

d'aaweeeee!

[wufwugy]

try hitting her

[Galapogos]

Did you score the number of the chick marrying you two?

[bigspenda73]

lol female priests

what is the world coming to when 12 yr old boys can't be molested by men?!?!

[bigred]

lol female priests

what is the world coming to when 12 yr old boys can't be molested by men?!?!

we just gotta step up our A game, that's all

[wufwugy]

This is the most tragic and disturbing thing you will ever see. It's the type of thing that makes me afraid to be alive because it could happen to me or somebody I love in the blink of an eye. I've seen some messed up shit on the webs, but this is the first thing I couldn't watch twice. I think it has to do with being so real and so candid. Not creepy or morally repulsive or anything, just pure and utter tragedy

People diving off a bridge

DO NOT CLICK http://www.break.com/usercontent/200...e-1336493.html

[Luco]

It didn't strike a chord with me in the same way as you, but that's still pretty harsh.

[boost]

eww.. ya.. srsly.. that was terrible. I could not keep watching.. that sound was just bad. Only thing Ive seen worse than that on the web was this video fatb linked to in irc.. it was a porn "blooper" and the chick was obv regretting that she signed the piece of paper and went through with the shoot, she was crying and stuff.. Ruined my night. Thanks fatb.

[wufwugy]

eww.. ya.. srsly.. that was terrible. I could not keep watching.. that sound was just bad. Only thing Ive seen worse than that on the web was this video fatb linked to in irc.. it was a porn "blooper" and the chick was obv regretting that she signed the piece of paper and went through with the shoot, she was crying and stuff.. Ruined my night. Thanks fatb.

man im angry just hearing about that

seriously nobody ever link me anything that has anything to do with rape. i cannot handle that shit

i couldnt even get ten minutes into a clockwork orange without going into a fit of rage, and that shit was fake. my lifelong dream is to be given a license to kill rapists

and the diving video, man, i just cant get past the horrifying sound of despair of everybody screaming. the visuals dont bug me as much because i think that its more difficult to relate to visuals, but the utterly terrified screaming is just so real...

[Luco]

Aaaah. Will watch it with sound later.

EDIT: ok, watched it with sound on, maybe I'm just heartless.

[Galapogos]

the visuals dont bug me as much because i think that its more difficult to relate to visuals, but the utterly terrified screaming is just so real...

A buddy of mine who semi-recently became a firefighter said that's the worst thing. His very first call was a car full of teenagers that smash into a telephone pole. The two girls in the back were fucked right up and one of them actually died in his arms while he was trying to save her.

He said he could handle all of that. He had been training forever to be able to handle that kind of shit and his brain just clicked.

However, this car accident happened right in front of the house of one of the teenagers so naturally all the parents were outside freaking out and screaming and sobbing. He said that was what he found really disturbing early on in the job.