Randomness thread, part two.

[boost]

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOOST, KNUCK IF YOU BUCK!!!!!!

oh, thanks. Ive been meaning to change that.

[Warpe]

Going to a kickboxing class with a girl I met last week, already did my heavy leg workout earlier and I really have no idea what to expect. This should be interesting.

I can say with a high degree of certainty that at least one funny thing will happen tonight and I will likely post about it later, or possibly tomorrow.

who's brilliant fucking idea was it to go to a cardio kickboxing class run by a blackbelt after i just did a heavy leg workout with 20+ sets

i don't even do cardio hyahcahch

earlier after that class we went to red lobster (sweating like hogs) and i had a chicken&shrimp&cheese dinner with mashed potatoes, rice pilaf, 4 biscuits, and a piece of cheesecake. I saved a bit of that and ate the rest when I came home a little bit ago, plus a protein shake, 2 bananas, yogurt, waffles with syrup, and I'm still hungry to be honest. I really don't want to cook this pizza and then pass out but I'm seriously considering it. Trip report to follow.

[ ] at least one funny thing happened
[ ] trip report followed.
[X] struck out with girl

[wufwugy]

glad to see you got the joke boost. apparently everybody else was too busy jacking off to little michelle and benny's portuguese hips to notice

and by 2050, whites will be the minority in the US. apparently, the redneck racists on the border do have a point. even though their point is wrong, since theyre scared of all things non-white they have reason to not like immigration south of the border since that will be the primary reason for whites becoming a minority eventually

the unfortunate thing is tho that even when whites are the minority they'll still be the majority wealth holders by far. so while it would be nice to live in a real melting pot, whites are still going to be the majority shareholder of power for a long time coming

[flomo]

whites are still going to be the majority shareholder of power for a long time coming

Thank God.

[a500lbgorilla]

whites are still going to be the majority shareholder of power for a long time coming

Thank God.

Could you imagine McDonalds celebrating whites 365?

[Chelle]

glad to see you got the joke boost. apparently everybody else was too busy jacking off to little michelle and benny's portuguese hips to notice

i loled

[a500lbgorilla]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/clippy-f...rong-word-doc/

I did it, Clippy. I retarded your kids. Are you strong enough for that, Clippy? Are you strong enough to raise two motherless special needs children? Are you strong enough to take care of them, every moment of every day for the rest of their lives? Are you strong enough to do it alone? Are you strong enough to look into their faces and not see the love you lost?

[UG]

glad to see you got the joke boost. apparently everybody else was too busy jacking off to little michelle and benny's portuguese hips to notice

i loled

I thought it was funny as shit, didn't see it until now

much love/mad respect/props/dap etc

[yourfather]

I fucking love dumplings.

[wufwugy]

Cracked has some good shit

I've been literally crying with laughter from this http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-top-...oments-in-mma/

[BennyLaRue]

I fucking love dumplings.

I had a Nepalese dumpling today.

Blew ma mind.

[boost]

dumplings are indeed awesome. All kinds of dumplings, from polish to chinese and everything in between.

[Lukie]

Going to a kickboxing class with a girl I met last week, already did my heavy leg workout earlier and I really have no idea what to expect. This should be interesting.

I can say with a high degree of certainty that at least one funny thing will happen tonight and I will likely post about it later, or possibly tomorrow.

who's brilliant fucking idea was it to go to a cardio kickboxing class run by a blackbelt after i just did a heavy leg workout with 20+ sets

i don't even do cardio hyahcahch

earlier after that class we went to red lobster (sweating like hogs) and i had a chicken&shrimp&cheese dinner with mashed potatoes, rice pilaf, 4 biscuits, and a piece of cheesecake. I saved a bit of that and ate the rest when I came home a little bit ago, plus a protein shake, 2 bananas, yogurt, waffles with syrup, and I'm still hungry to be honest. I really don't want to cook this pizza and then pass out but I'm seriously considering it. Trip report to follow.

[ ] at least one funny thing happened
[ ] trip report followed.
[X] struck out with girl

I don't want to talk about it.

[bigred]

Oh please do lukkake

[bigred]

The new chevelle cd is awesome

[UG]

bigred I thank my heart for beating all the time, I just wish it wouldn't beat in such a fucked up manner. I have an arrhythmia, which basically means my heart skips beats from time to time. When I drink, which I do less of now but probably more than I should, my heart "acts up" more often than normal. I don't notice it so much during my "awake" hours, but I notice the crap out of it when I try to sleep. My heart literally doesn't beat for "a beat" and then WHAMMO it makes up for it by hitting hard and almost knocks the wind out of me (sometimes I cough because of it).

I seriouslly feel that someday my heart might explode. If that ever happens, that will suck.

[bikes]

real fucking casinos are a disaster for me. i should never be allowed in again. roulette is the evilest game ever invented second only to blackjack

[boost]

I hate blackjack (as in I dont enjoy playing it) but I LOVE roullette.. I put a 100$ on a number once. It didnt hit. I was sad.

[Lukie]

"thats so gay"

thoughts?

i don't think there's anything wrong with it, despite that holding up to an analytical breakdown.

a commercial told me to knock it off. what say you ftr?

[Ash256]

holy shit that looks so goood

looks like they're counter marketing mcdonalds

http://www.365black.com/365black/index.jsp

holy shit... how does this not get more love. Racist joke of the year imo.

by the looks of it this is real.. jeez

Well yes, I realize that the website is not in jest. The racist joke I was refering to was the one that wufugy made. Saying that the bacon sammich was KFC's response to mcdonalds attempt to try to lure away their loyal customers of color.

I just thought at first look that the site was some kinda genius subtle level

[ChrisBCritter]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/clippy-finally-messes-with-the-wrong-word-doc/

I did it, Clippy. I retarded your kids. Are you strong enough for that, Clippy? Are you strong enough to raise two motherless special needs children? Are you strong enough to take care of them, every moment of every day for the rest of their lives? Are you strong enough to do it alone? Are you strong enough to look into their faces and not see the love you lost?

Btw, this is awesome.

[bigred]

"thats so gay"

thoughts?

i don't think there's anything wrong with it, despite that holding up to an analytical breakdown.

a commercial told me to knock it off. what say you ftr?

shut up, fag

[a500lbgorilla]

Piss off, cock-goblin

[Lukie]

"thats so gay"

thoughts?

i don't think there's anything wrong with it, despite that holding up to an analytical breakdown.

a commercial told me to knock it off. what say you ftr?

shut up, fag

you're so gay

[Galapogos]

"thats so gay"

thoughts?

i don't think there's anything wrong with it, despite that holding up to an analytical breakdown.

a commercial told me to knock it off. what say you ftr?

shut up, fag

you're so gay

knock it off

[givememyleg]

^fags

[wufwugy]

http://blackpeopleloveus.com/

[wufwugy]

Website is too funny

Dear homepeeps Sally and Johnny,

I love Sally and Johnny because:

- They think my name, Baratunde, is so interesting and unique.

- Sally and Johnny recognize that as a black man, I'm an expert on self-defense and the ways of organized crime. Whenever they are about to go to a "bad" neighborhood, they ask me for my advice. That's phat.

- I met Sally and Johnny in high school history class. Whenever something about black people came up -- like slavery or Jim Crow or riots -- they would look at me, cause as the only black person in the class they were confident I could explain the history of black America when I was only 15. No one else believed in me like you guys. Thanks!

- I love Johnny cause whenever he's looking for some weed, he knows that I'm the go-to guy. Even though I live in the burbs and spend all my time at the office, Johnny knows I keep my finger on the pulse of the drug-trafficking community.

[bigspenda73]

http://www.break.com/usercontent/200...da-642449.html

can I sue for property rights?

[bikes]

Jay Z, Rhianna, Kanye West

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ubfS18IPGw

great song

[givememyleg]

you're famous!

[Lukie]

wow, ftr isn't down right now, i'm amazed

[Jack Sawyer]

/me highfives nat. ur such a pimp. Anyone wanna help me out with gettin my Moneybooker account up and running again. For some reason stars decided that if you dont deposit for 6months ( im OBV WINNING PLAYER LDO ) your not allowed to cashout. Only need the minimum 10$ and its all good again. Drop me a line at irc or a pm. ill send first bla bla

I'm in the same boat. anyone can help me with this? ill also send first bla bla

hit me up with a pm.


edit: done.

[bigred]

Just moved into a new apt in Hoboken and starting my new job on Monday. Not sure how I feel about Hoboken yet...

[Lukie]

good news, I haven't been eating quite as much overly fat food lately (besides the half pound bacon cheeseburger and better part of a large pizza last night at the bar when i was hammered, but those don't really count because i don't remember much of it anyway).

the bad news is i've been eating a LOT of bakery lately. i've now confirmed that my grocery store makes killer apple pies, coffee cakes, cheesecakes, donuts, and those massive cherry things that are folded over whatever they are called.

nom nom nom nom nom

[Galapogos]

In before people start trashing on Lukie for thinking grocery stores supply quality baked goods.

[boost]

In before people start trashing on Lukie for thinking grocery stores supply quality baked goods.

lulz.

[Warpe]

Just moved into a new apt in Hoboken and starting my new job on Monday. Not sure how I feel about Hoboken yet...

Details on the job, pls. Need to know if I can quit mine and let you be my sugar boy.

[bigred]

IT Advisory Consultant for KPMG, I'll take care of you babe

[Lukie]

In before people start trashing on Lukie for thinking grocery stores supply quality baked goods.

if it makes any difference, they are made fresh in the store, not prepackaged

noted, though.

[boost]

In before people start trashing on Lukie for thinking grocery stores supply quality baked goods.

if it makes any difference, they are made fresh in the store, not prepackaged

noted, though.

nope, no difference.

[BennyLaRue]

if it makes any difference, they are made fresh in the store, not prepackaged

I've not been to your grocery store, of course, but most places are just baking on location what is essentially pre-packaged stuff from a factory somewhere.

But let's be honest, if you're talking sweets, who cares? Healthy isn't a requirement and unless it's got fruit in it, freshness isn't required either.

[UG]

boost like you know anything about cooking......wait, wat?

[Galapogos]

if it makes any difference, they are made fresh in the store, not prepackaged

I've not been to your grocery store, of course, but most places are just baking on location what is essentially pre-packaged stuff from a factory somewhere.

This.

fwiw though I always thought Superstore has the best apple turnovers ever. Of course I have no comparison to base this off of since my home town has no good bakery's. I think they're all just drug fronts.

Wasn't it on Weeds where they said a bakery is only profitable if it's a drug front?

Actually, I believe that 95% of all small retail type businesses where the owner doesn't work 18 hour days and has a decent amount of money (by decent I mean as little as 35k a year) are all fronts for some kind of dirty money.

Thoughts?

[mcatdog]

This isn't the best dinner I've ever made but I felt like taking a picture and posting it since it's the first meal I cooked in my new apartment I moved into on Tuesday. It's so wonderful to be able to conveniently set stuff off to the side when I'm not using them. The counter space in my last kitchen was barely big enough to fit a large cutting board. And of course, I don't have to do the dishes by hand anymore, wheeeee!



Cumin and garlic rubbed steak, with an egg on top, fried bananas, an avocado, and some basic rice and beans.

[UG]

and a 16-ounce glass of vodka, nice!



kick ass, mcat, that sht looks goooooooood.

[bigspenda73]

wtf culture/cuisine started putting an egg on random shit?

[givememyleg]

lol eggs

fried bananas? never tried em, sound like they would either suck or be awesome.

[UG]

who the fuck cares, it looks cool


that said, I will never post a picture like that unless I'm at a restaurant or something. props to mcat, boost, flomo and everyone else that's posted decadent shit, nicely spread out on a plate and stuff. but seriously, it's unnecessary, I'm just going to shovel it in my mouth anyway. props to you guys for sure, but why bother? most of your little creations you put on the side would be in my belly before I even got the steak off the grill.

[Warpe]

fried bananas? never tried em, sound like they would either suck or be awesome.

in butter

add brown sugar and rum for a great dessert

[mcatdog]

wtf culture/cuisine started putting an egg on random shit?

Steak with an egg is a Latin American standard.

And Carl the bananas were the best part of that meal, I think the pulpy fruits like apples, bananas, peaches, plums etc. taste amazing when you fry them.

[boost]

very nice mcat, I love eating eggs with dinner. Americans are pretty weird in that they consider eggs to be soley a breakfast food.

[bigspenda73]

it's 2pm and I just had eggs....

of course, I just woke up

I don't get the egg on food thing though, first time I saw it was in college when the standard enchilada (I was used to Tex-Mex rolled) was flat (stacked w/e) and came with a fried egg on top. I was shocked to say the least.

[boost]

whats not to get? Its delicious. Most ethnic cuisines serve some preparation of egg with post breakfast dishes.

[flomo]

great looking plate mcat!!!!!

i went 4 years without a dishwashher and just got a place last year with one. i fuccking love dishwashers.



new comp!!!!!!!!!!! wheeeeeeeeee
i'll be posting that decadent shit up your ass

popped my porn cherry on nedw comp and nvista --2 week old cum plug fired out of there like a bullet

gave myself a nice thick facial

wheree the fuck isthat drunk thread

[wufwugy]

wait are you saying you went two weeks without ejac? WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFfff i can barely go one day

[flomo]

wait are you saying you went two weeks without ejac? WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFfff i can barely go one day

yes 2 weeks
i'll sleep like a baby tonightdrunk baby
i unplugged my cum clot

[bikes]

Poker is a dirty whore

[UG]

UFC 102 was pretty "meh" except for the Couture/Nogueira fight, but that fight was pretty badass. Good thing about the night was I turned a friend onto bodog.com and he set up an account to bet on the fights.....we cleaned up, hitting 2/3 single bets and a 3-fight parlay.

[dthorne04]

wtf 102 was heavily enjoyable

[UG]

I guess "meh" is a bad word to use, I still loved every minute of it. Bunch of quick knockouts, though, more-so than most PPV's. The first fight maybe set the tone for me, it was pretty bland. The maroon-headed kid from Portland that got choked out, that was a pretty cool fight.

Probably the energy of the room had an effect on how I feel about the fights. It was me, my wife, and another married couple watching it, with his wife falling asleep through most of the telecast (they have kids). Next month it's at my house and there will be at least ten people over and we'll be hooting and hollering like crazy.

[dthorne04]

the people you're with and the location are def. important.

and...



kinda telegraphed that kick, could've prob. yelled "HIYAAAAAA" before he threw it

[bigspenda73]

really thought Leben looked good and gave his match away, dude always entertains me.

ofc I know jack about the sport except for what I've picked up watching in on TV

[UG]

I thought it was really classy that he didn't punch the guy again while he was on the ground.

[Warpe]

Conversation today with my wife, the daughter of a Ukranian farmer, welder and sometime home distiller and his devout Ukranian Orthodox Catholic wife.

Me, cleaning out the fridge, finding a suspicious clear liquid in a re-purposed jar:

"Is this some of your dad's home brew?"

Her: "No, it's my mom's Holy Water."

[givememyleg]

Warpe: "Bwwahahahaha."

[dthorne04]

I thought it was really classy that he didn't punch the guy again while he was on the ground.

likewise.

[donkbee]

Warpe did you get married without telling us, or did I miss it somehow?

[Warpe]

been living together long enough to be considered common-law so "wife" just works.

[bigspenda73]

great looking plate mcat!!!!!

i went 4 years without a dishwashher and just got a place last year with one. i fuccking love dishwashers.



new comp!!!!!!!!!!! wheeeeeeeeee
i'll be posting that decadent shit up your ass

popped my porn cherry on nedw comp and nvista --2 week old cum plug fired out of there like a bullet

gave myself a nice thick facial

wheree the fuck isthat drunk thread

you sir win the interwebs

[UG]

he's married. if my wife holds out on me for two weeks I'm filing for divorce.

maybe we're still in our honeymoon stage (3yrs 1month) but damn.

[bigspenda73]

I mean I love ya UG, but if you post another brag or thinly-veiled brag about your wife I'm flying to Oklahoma and bustin a cap.

[Warpe]

btw, it really is a jar of Holy Water. Any vampires come around, we're set.

[wufwugy]

on the bright side, releasing two weeks of build up has got to be the greatest feeling of all time.


oh look i found a pic of flomo

[boost]

he's married. if my wife holds out on me for two weeks I'm filing for divorce.

maybe we're still in our honeymoon stage (3yrs 1month) but damn.

its been 3 years? Fuck...