Randomness thread, part two.

[Lukie]

ass hole a$$hole ashole Ahole asshole asswipe ass.hole asswhole

[Lukie]

wtf!

[kingnat]

More randomness:

I am now on facebook. I have like 94 friends or something already, which is probably too many, but whatever. I say it's probably too many because a lot of the people I'm friends with I haven't seen or talked to in 1+ years. Anyway, I get friend requests everyday. Some of them are like "holy shit" friends that I'm glad looked me up and/or found me. But most of them are people I was semi-friends with in high school or college, haven't seen or talked to in 6+ years, and people that I wouldn't know the difference if I never talked to them ever again until the day I died.

I'm new to the whole facebook thing. Do people just friend you "just because"? I'm thinking so. Also, what's up with ex-girlfriends and/or girls that I used to have crushes on in HS/college wanting to be friends?

I've accepted nearly all friend requests, but I can honestly say, I don't even recall who at least a dozen or more people are. I accept cause I figure... meh, if they really want to see what I'm up to.. I don't really care. The ex-girlfriend thing is weird, I don't really have a solution but it's nice to know that it's common among the older (not sure if UG qualifies for old man status at this point), married facebookers. In addition to girls I used to have crushes on in HS, I don't think i ever ended a relationship well in my entire life. So, part of me is thinking.. Um... by accepting this "friend request", am I going to have to apologize for being such a jerk back in the day?

So far the answer has been not really... I think pretty much everyone realizes that people are all stupid when we are younger. Still pretty amazed at girls in the late 20s and early 30s looking smoking and married to, what are fairly average looking dudes.

[fat-b]

/me highfives nat. ur such a pimp. Anyone wanna help me out with gettin my Moneybooker account up and running again. For some reason stars decided that if you dont deposit for 6months ( im OBV WINNING PLAYER LDO ) your not allowed to cashout. Only need the minimum 10$ and its all good again. Drop me a line at irc or a pm. ill send first bla bla

[bigspenda73]

For some reason stars decided that if you dont deposit for 6months ( im OBV WINNING PLAYER LDO ) your not allowed to cashout.

wat?

[fat-b]

yeah. ive cashed out several times the last 6 months with moneybookers , but now im not allowed to do that since i havent made a deposit in that timeline

[fat-b]

from support : Note that your last deposit with Moneybookers was made in January 2009 and
as such, more than 6 months have passed since your last deposit with this
method was made. ( <- made so i could get the mb acc reg'd at stars )

This means that your cashout options will be based on the last 6 months of
deposits history only. If your desired payment method is no longer available
in your cashier screen you will need to make a new purchase in order to be
able to cash out through it again.

[Galapogos]

lol what's with everyone thinking 3 seconds is so long? It's the rule people!!! I'll bet you it takes me more than 3 seconds just to post this message.

[Galapogos]

It took 8 seconds to post and view my message and I use cable internet.

[bigspenda73]

If it takes you more than 1 second to realize the light turned green then you are doing something that does not relate to driving, i.e. talking on your goddamn cell phone. To me, that means you believe you're more important than everyone else on the road, also known as a selfish bastard.

If I had to venture a guess 80% of the people I see making huge errors when driving are on their phones, the other 20% are asian women, who cannot be held responsible for their genetic defects.

[boost]

amazing song (disturbed - the night):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmux0pTdXhc

I'm not sure what it is, but the sound is somewhat orgasmic in my ears.

ya, this song is bad ass. Ive been listening to mostly rock (classic, alternative, metal, whatever..) on the radio when Im driving and this type of shit has really grown on me.

More randomness:

I am now on facebook. I have like 94 friends or something already, which is probably too many, but whatever. I say it's probably too many because a lot of the people I'm friends with I haven't seen or talked to in 1+ years. Anyway, I get friend requests everyday. Some of them are like "holy shit" friends that I'm glad looked me up and/or found me. But most of them are people I was semi-friends with in high school or college, haven't seen or talked to in 6+ years, and people that I wouldn't know the difference if I never talked to them ever again until the day I died.

I'm new to the whole facebook thing. Do people just friend you "just because"? I'm thinking so. Also, what's up with ex-girlfriends and/or girls that I used to have crushes on in HS/college wanting to be friends? Trying to get my ass in trouble or what? Like this one girl tonight asks for a friend request. I was semi-close to her in high school, she was a year older than me, but my god I wanted to do the naughtiest things to this girl. She was awesome, too, so it was more than that......a crush that never came to fruition. Now she friends me, I look at her profile/pictures, and she's engaged to some fat douchebag looking guy (probably has money) and she's still *smoking hot*. It's just weird.

ya, Ive ignored a few people. But Ive also accepted quite a few that I dont really know. Ive had quite a few kids from school friend me and I havent said more than 2 sentences to them (edit: these are people from college not high school, so its even weirder cuz Ill see them around campus all the time since its a small school.) Some of these are cute girls though, but even then its really unclear if they are just a friend whore or a real whore and therefore it is hard to know how to proceed. Oh and my mom friended me on facebook a few weeks back.. what the fuck? Seriously mom.. No. Absolutely not. Ignored.

I honk all the time when I'm not being directly affected, like in the situation you illustrated. I don't get why people are just so passive in that sense.

I was in total driving-tilt mode today and I was only going about 1 mile to the bank, store, and back home. During that time some jackass was trying to turn left out of a parking lot (w/ no traffic light) onto one of the busiest streets in Dallas around lunch time, ya, thanks for wasting 5+ minutes of my time when you could turn right, drive 100 yards and U-turn at the nearest light. Perhaps I care too much about what others think b/c I'm generally going out of my way to avoid things like this, i.e. I'd never try to turn left in that situation, especially if such an easy/faster solution was readily available.

After that I got into one of those 4-way stop debacles where you clearly get to the stop-sign 2nd, yet the person who got their first is so paralyzed by fear that you either have to wave them to go, do a courteous, low-volume honk, or just go ahead yourself. I don't get these people, you could have like the biggest/baddest douchebag in the world but put him at a 4-way stop where it's not clear who got there first and he turns into a huge pussy.

I agree with you on these issues, however I think its far more important to not let these minuscule negative events anger you. Else youll be an angry old man before youre anywhere near being an old man. Just recognize that they are incompetent in whatever it is that they are failing at and move on, otherwise youre failing even harder than them.

OMG OMG ENTOURAGE SEASON 6 STARTS TODAY

oh snap!

[bigspenda73]

re: entourage, I think they're about to go in a really shitty direction, i.e. expanding on Vince's character, no need for that imo, just keep banging hot models, act a little bit, and be completely selfless and awesome.

[boost]

nah, its gotta go somewhere, the formula you described cant continue for more than one more season. Its getting old, plain and simple. Sure he'll still bang bitches and ball out of control, but hes gotta grow, and if the show gets a proper ending instead of just being canned it will likely end with all the characters growing out of the entourage or whatever. I mean its already happening, drama has a tv career, e has his agency and turtle has jamie lee..

[Chelle]

nom nom nom japannnessssssssse food. and ballet. so awesome.

[fat-b]

ur such a girl. and a ginger. no worris bout maneys, oscar came trough. lets play some uno without you disconnecting

[UG]

who invented tequila and why did they do that?

[a500lbgorilla]

the answer is at the bottom of that bottle.

[kmind]

MMM CHEERWINE

[UG]

the answer is at the bottom of that bottle.

fuck that, I know what that would end

but seriously, it tastes like shit, especially if you're shooting it and/or don't have the right mixers for it (which I don't). I don't have any hard alcohol left in the house, so I added it to some 7-up and it was pretty terrible. I took a shot of it too, not good. I guess the reason we have it is because the wife was going to make margaritas with it or something, but damn it's gross. not just tonight but basically every time I've ever had it. crazy Mexican shenanigans is what I call it.

[Jack Sawyer]

last Friday, a gilrfriend of mine drank half a bottle of tequila. Ofc not in one sitting, but anyway. She went on ultra-aggro mode, hitting everybody within reah, even trying to break down two doors.

I wondered if it was the alcohol, or specifically the tequila. Anyway, I had a hell of a lot of fun though.

[Lukie]

the answer is at the bottom of that bottle.

fuck that, I know what that would end

but seriously, it tastes like shit, especially if you're shooting it and/or don't have the right mixers for it (which I don't). I don't have any hard alcohol left in the house, so I added it to some 7-up and it was pretty terrible. I took a shot of it too, not good. I guess the reason we have it is because the wife was going to make margaritas with it or something, but damn it's gross. not just tonight but basically every time I've ever had it. crazy Mexican shenanigans is what I call it.

Te-Kill-Ya

also, lol at tekillya and 7-up, no wonder it tasted like shit.

[Lukie]

lol what's with everyone thinking 3 seconds is so long? It's the rule people!!! I'll bet you it takes me more than 3 seconds just to post this message.

I think we're on the same page here, just a full order of magnitude off.

.3 seconds seems reasonable.

[Chelle]

ur such a girl. and a ginger. no worris bout maneys, oscar came trough. lets play some uno without you disconnecting

i punch u n d facez

[bigred]

wtf? Willis tower?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090716/...us_sears_tower

[Warpe]

what you talkin' about?

[a500lbgorilla]

big building changed its name

[BennyLaRue]

wtf? Willis tower?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090716/...us_sears_tower

Bruce Willis bought the Sears Tower? WTF?!?!

Should be called Nakatomi, imo.

[donkbee]

facebook is really boring, I don't get how people get addicted to it.

[UG]

facebook is really boring, I don't get how people get addicted to it.

I thought it was really freaking cool when I first signed up, but I'm so over it now.

Some people are really good at it, especially those that are living extraordinary lives, as they're sharing experiences that normal people like me don't normally have. Others are great at posting things that make you think. Two from FTR that stick out as being really good FB'ers are Xianti and GMML. They're always posting the COOL stuff they're doing, thinking, or thinking of doing. Pics/videos are a plus too.

The majority of posts, though, seem to center around people venting about how their lives suck. "OMG IT'S MONDAY," "Can't wait for the weekend!," "work sucks!," etc. Negativity breeds negativity, and I just don't want to read that shit on a daily basis. Everybody has bad days, or bad aspects to their days, and I don't really care to hear about yours. I have a few people I've "blocked" so I can no longer see their posts (I've kept them on as friends) because they're the type that post at least once a day and it's almost always negative. If you're having a baby, don't tell me every day how much being pregnant sucks. If you're away from your significant other, I don't need a daily update on how much you miss them. If you're getting married, don't tell me every negative aspect of the planning/preparation part. I don't have time for that crap.


P.S. LOL at me making a post bitching about people who bitch.

[givememyleg]

ug - you're the man

[givememyleg]

also, pretty sure i have a slight facebook addiction. i went 1 week without using it but i do check it every few hours if i'm home. i guess it's just interesting to see what people are up to?

[boost]

the answer is at the bottom of that bottle.

fuck that, I know what that would end

but seriously, it tastes like shit, especially if you're shooting it and/or don't have the right mixers for it (which I don't). I don't have any hard alcohol left in the house, so I added it to some 7-up and it was pretty terrible. I took a shot of it too, not good. I guess the reason we have it is because the wife was going to make margaritas with it or something, but damn it's gross. not just tonight but basically every time I've ever had it. crazy Mexican shenanigans is what I call it.

Te-Kill-Ya

also, lol at tekillya and 7-up, no wonder it tasted like shit.

wait, what were you saying Mr. Gatorade and Vodka?

[Galapogos]

I was on Facebook today and UG popped up as one of the "People I May Know" thing. I wanted to add him because he's one of the coolest FTR's but I couldn't because I spent my last few posts in this thread talking to him about how lame people are for friend whoring on Facebook.

[Lukie]

the answer is at the bottom of that bottle.

fuck that, I know what that would end

but seriously, it tastes like shit, especially if you're shooting it and/or don't have the right mixers for it (which I don't). I don't have any hard alcohol left in the house, so I added it to some 7-up and it was pretty terrible. I took a shot of it too, not good. I guess the reason we have it is because the wife was going to make margaritas with it or something, but damn it's gross. not just tonight but basically every time I've ever had it. crazy Mexican shenanigans is what I call it.

Te-Kill-Ya

also, lol at tekillya and 7-up, no wonder it tasted like shit.

wait, what were you saying Mr. Gatorade and Vodka?

as long as this concoction is mixed in the original gatorade bottle, i see nothing wrong with it

[boost]

Theres this guy thats on my facebook. I knew him a long long time ago. He was always sorta religious but now hes on my facebook and hes like a facebook minister. Several times a day he changes his status and each time its a mini sermon. A typical one in the morning would be:

if you woke up this morning, don't complain because many did not. If you hate your job don't complain because there are many people out here that are not working and would love your job, regardless of what it is. GM Family and Friends.....YOU ARE BLESSED!

which is kinda weird and annoying to see something liek this every morning/afternoon/night. However whats really strange is that almost everyone of these gets like 10+ comments.

[BennyLaRue]

wait, what were you saying Mr. Gatorade and Vodka?

Gatorade and vodka is awesome for that outside all-day-drunk. No hangover at all!

[a500lbgorilla]

Theres this guy thats on my facebook. I knew him a long long time ago. He was always sorta religious but now hes on my facebook and hes like a facebook minister. Several times a day he changes his status and each time its a mini sermon. A typical one in the morning would be:

if you woke up this morning, don't complain because many did not. If you hate your job don't complain because there are many people out here that are not working and would love your job, regardless of what it is. GM Family and Friends.....YOU ARE BLESSED!

which is kinda weird and annoying to see something liek this every morning/afternoon/night. However whats really strange is that almost everyone of these gets like 10+ comments.

sounds like hes just giving some perspective, if thats the average update i doubt id care.

[swiggidy]

If you decline a friendship, or unfriend someone they don't get notified so I wouldn't feel bad.

If I don't know them, or haven't talked to them forever+was never really friends they can get bent. I think it's cool seeing what FTR people are up to, but few actually update often.

I hate the people who post open ended philosophical crap, this shit tilts me:
-is going to redeem himself from poor decisions and win big
-everyone needs to feel like they're growing
-no worries, no one else really has it all figured out either

[bigred]

cute overload

[Lukie]

she bit back

[Chelle]

omg i turn 22 in like 17 days. omg omg omg.

[bikes]

omg i turn 22 in like 17 days. omg omg omg.

I dunno but this reminded me of a friend once saying

-"I wish today would be Christmas Eve!"
"Wtf why?
-"So tomorrow would be Christmas!"

Everyone there just insta-facepalmed.

[a500lbgorilla]

Bbickes, we're supposed to be on birthday alert, chicks do this because its top 3 most important days of the year for them.

[Chelle]

this is true.

[bigred]

rick rolled...kind of...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN75im_us4k

[UG]

rick rolled...kind of...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN75im_us4k

ha, the creator of that has waaay too much time on their hands

[BennyLaRue]

rick rolled...kind of...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN75im_us4k

That was...awesome? It was something, anyway.

[Lukie]

oh my god, why ruin an all time great song, fucking terrible

lukie pulls no punches: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXO3OMGKPpw

[Ash256]

http://freshprincerolld.ytmnd.com/

[a500lbgorilla]

http://www.ejb.com/video/20927/Sex_with.html

nsfw but its a cartoon from the family guy people

[Warpe]

Drink Sprite:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nquccBCNYpg

[UG]

sweet, this turned into the "I'm a youtube whore" page

going golfing today. I'm not very good, as my swing bears a strong resemblance to someone clubbing baby seals.

[givememyleg]

ha, that was awesome

[Chelle]

god damn sometimes i think im too small.

[Parasurama]

wow freakout aftermath:

http://funnyvideos.todaysbigthing.com/2009/07/15

[a500lbgorilla]

god the internet is a weapon too powerful for older brothers

[Parasurama]

god the internet is a weapon too powerful for older brothers

"3 million people want to know why you tried to shove a remote up your ass"

oh how i loled

[Lukie]

sweet, this turned into the "I'm a youtube whore" page

going golfing today. I'm not very good, as my swing bears a strong resemblance to someone clubbing baby seals.

ha

do you have the baseball swing too? i.e. hands are thrown at the ball, head comes up (relative to a properly performed golf swing, anyway), ball slices right towards about 2 o'clock, etc..

[Lukie]

Everytime I eat chipotle I get incredibly horny. I swear they are lacing their burritos with viagra or something.

thoughts

It could just be the sexy latina women that work there, idk

[wufwugy]

wow freakout aftermath:

http://funnyvideos.todaysbigthing.com/2009/07/15

i nominate for oscars

[bigspenda73]

sweet, this turned into the "I'm a youtube whore" page

going golfing today. I'm not very good, as my swing bears a strong resemblance to someone clubbing baby seals.

ha

do you have the baseball swing too? i.e. hands are thrown at the ball, head comes up (relative to a properly performed golf swing, anyway), ball slices right towards about 2 o'clock, etc..

suck.my.dick. Golf4rollz anyone?!?!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IGhztQfTZI

[Parasurama]

more freakouts! this kid is hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/user/wafflepwn

[givememyleg]

what a huge dick, why doesn't he hit his brother with a bat a few times

[UG]

sweet, this turned into the "I'm a youtube whore" page

going golfing today. I'm not very good, as my swing bears a strong resemblance to someone clubbing baby seals.

ha

do you have the baseball swing too? i.e. hands are thrown at the ball, head comes up (relative to a properly performed golf swing, anyway), ball slices right towards about 2 o'clock, etc..

No. I throw right-handed, eat/write right-handed....but I'm left-hand dominant in everything I do. It's weird, you'd just have to see me. That said, I swing a bat left-handed and would like to think that I was ok doing that. Played college ball, was a career .370 hitter at the JuCo/DII level, etc.

I had a baby-sitter (who was very old) watch me from about 6-weeks to 4-yrs old. I was her pride and joy for some reason. Even though I say that, every time I did something left-handed she switched me around and made me do it right-handed. Something about lefties being evil, or something.

Anyway, I tried to pick up and hit golf clubs left-handed and never could do it. Pounded the ball into the ground, because I had such an "inside-out" swing from baseball. Frustrating. I swing righty now. First few holes were a disgrace but the last nine or so (we got rained out) were pretty good. What sucks is I don't boom the ball like others, and I can't mechanically break down my swing (like I could when I was hitting a baseball). Lucky for me I had some good guys in my group so they helped me out and I was hitting it straight (although not far) by the end of the day...

[boost]

that freak out stuff is pretty lol.

[Parasurama]

I'm beginning to think it's fake but idk

[UG]

I'm beginning to think it's fake but idk

this



why would they allow the little/older brother to post that stuff if it were real?

[Parasurama]

It's insanely good acting if it's fake. Just the way they interact seems a very genuine older-younger sibling relationship. The way the older brother laughs also seems very genuine. Also, The participation of other members of their family in one of the videos would be strange if it were staged.

On the other hand, parents letting older brother post videos plus younger brother never trying to fight older brother or destroy camera while willing to destroy a microwave and truck are questionable.

[boost]

You all seem to be under the impression that it is the older brother filming. This is wrong. It is the younger brother filiming, and this takes it to a whole other level of hilarity imo.

I also agree with that the 'acting' and 'scripting' seem far to genuine to be faked. I mean putting the remote up the butt in the midst of his hysterical rage is just too strange and on a level of hilarity far beyond the age of these kids. And like para said the involvement of the mom is the icing on the its-not-fake cake.

[UG]

I def think it's the younger brother filming (I just threw the chance out there for shits) and I love your other analysis, especially the icing on the it's-not-fake-cake woot!

booooooooooost is the man! <3 <3 yup

[Stacks]

The video in which the kid took the bat to the truck looked the most fake to me. The way in which to one guy was like "I just paid $200 for this truck.. No don't hit it", etc just seemed retardedly staged. Either way, I def have missed feelings about the vid. It's pretty damn hilarious, but on the other hand the one filming is kinda a douche for outting his brother in this manner (if it is real). And on the other hand, the kid that freaks out just needs his ass beat.

[a500lbgorilla]

these kids are blurring the lines of e-reality.

[boost]

Dealer: Game #30736293917: boostNslide wins pot ($44.70) with a straight flush, Seven to Jack


ya I did it, poker in the commune, so what?

[givememyleg]

The video in which the kid took the bat to the truck looked the most fake to me. The way in which to one guy was like "I just paid $200 for this truck.. No don't hit it", etc just seemed retardedly staged. Either way, I def have missed feelings about the vid. It's pretty damn hilarious, but on the other hand the one filming is kinda a douche for outting his brother in this manner (if it is real). And on the other hand, the kid that freaks out just needs his ass beat.

after watching the truck one there is no way this shit is real. maybe the others but this is so staged.

[BennyLaRue]

Dealer: Game #30736293917: boostNslide wins pot ($44.70) with a straight flush, Seven to Jack


ya I did it, poker in the commune, so what?

Did you unquit the pokah?