Randomness thread, part two.

[givememyleg]

so it's all nostalgia then?

she wears her jeans too high.

[wufwugy]

yes its all nostalgia

i watched the show everyday after school as a kid and loved it, but it was only a few years ago when i saw a grownup buy the series and watch it all that i realized how bad the show really is.

its great for kids tho

[BennyLaRue]

high school circle jerk.

Sounds like your high school was gay if you had circle jerks all the time.

[BennyLaRue]

so it's all nostalgia then?

she wears her jeans too high.

Dat's low for 1992. It was before chicks were doing Brazilians and such.

[Chelle]

when medication says it may make you dizzy, it's actually a nice way of saying it will fuck you up.

being fucked up by antibotics is weird.

[givememyleg]

qwdfetryui;oilgkyhtrehgreg rewgre gregre grewgwre

[Lukie]

Tim Donaghy beaten while in jail: http://www.pressreleasepoint.com/for...terstitialskip

Former NBA referee Tim Donaghy will be released from prison on June 17, 2009. Donaghy, convicted for betting on professional basketball is serving a 15-month sentence at the federal prison camp in Pensacola, Florida.
Donaghy’s release date has recently been in question due to concerns about his medical condition. Donaghy was injured during an assault in November of 2008. During the assault, another inmate claiming ties to the New York mob beat Donaghy with a heavy object. Donaghy suffered severe knee and leg injuries that will require surgery.
Donaghy will complete his prison term at a halfway house in Tampa Florida. His future plans include re-uniting with his four daughters, obtaining employment, participating in treatment for his addiction to gambling, and finishing a memoir of his 13 years in the NBA.

[Galapogos]

Former NBA referee Tim Donaghy will be released from prison on June 17, 2009. Donaghy, convicted for betting on professional basketball is serving a 15-month sentence at the federal prison camp in Pensacola, Florida.
Donaghy’s release date has recently been in question due to concerns about his medical condition. Donaghy was injured during an assault in November of 2008. During the assault, another inmate claiming ties to the New York mob beat Donaghy with a heavy object. Donaghy suffered severe knee and leg injuries that will require surgery.
Donaghy will complete his prison term at a halfway house in Tampa Florida. His future plans include re-uniting with his four daughters, obtaining employment, participating in treatment for his addiction to gambling, and finishing a memoir of his 13 years in the NBA.

Whenever I read stuff like this I picture the inmate making these claims as he's beating the guy and it seems kind of funny.

*WHAM* "I have ties to the mob! *WHAM*

I suck, what a failure of a post...

[UG]

yeah, failure ftw, at least you're ripped out of your mind


p.s. I'm drunk and the alarm is set so I can't go get more booze. FUCK. Plan ahead, plan ahead, plan ahead!

[bode]

Former NBA referee Tim Donaghy will be released from prison on June 17, 2009. Donaghy, convicted for betting on professional basketball is serving a 15-month sentence at the federal prison camp in Pensacola, Florida.
Donaghy’s release date has recently been in question due to concerns about his medical condition. Donaghy was injured during an assault in November of 2008. During the assault, another inmate claiming ties to the New York mob beat Donaghy with a heavy object. Donaghy suffered severe knee and leg injuries that will require surgery.
Donaghy will complete his prison term at a halfway house in Tampa Florida. His future plans include re-uniting with his four daughters, obtaining employment, participating in treatment for his addiction to gambling, and finishing a memoir of his 13 years in the NBA.

Whenever I read stuff like this I picture the inmate making these claims as he's beating the guy and it seems kind of funny.

*WHAM* "I have ties to the mob! *WHAM*

I suck, what a failure of a post...

when i read what you wrote i read it in a "high pitched mob guy" from the simpsons voice.

[frosst]

[thizzSantaCruz]

threw a grad party with some investors. needed 150 to show up plus the 80 presales to break even. We had at least 300 and still lost money because security was so damn bad half the people snuck in. Security was 400 bucks.... WTF. Still threw the most cracking party to hit Santa Cruz.


*edit* this is funny, obviously I was hammered last nite and forgot to count the second lock box of money. we turned a succesful profit.

[Lukie]

forgetting whole boxes of money.. definitely baller

[Lukie]

this should be interesting

wish me luck

[ChrisBCritter]

god luck!!!

[Galapogos]

god luck!!!

That's some mighty powerful luck you're wishing upon him.

[Lukie]

epic fail

[ChrisBCritter]

Apparently something more than the luck of god was necessary...

The question is, WTF are we talking about?

[Warpe]

Had 16th row floor seats to Coldplay last night. Definitely a show worth seeing, if they're coming your way.

[bigred]

Had 16th row floor seats to Coldplay last night. Definitely a show worth seeing, if they're coming your way.

You know how I know you're gay?

[Warpe]

b/c I'm going to a dinner where I'll meet Peyton Manning tonight?

http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/bre..._Winnipeg.html

[Galapogos]

b/c I'm going to a dinner where I'll meet Peyton Manning tonight?

You know how I know you're gay? You look forward to going on dinner dates with dudes.

[a500lbgorilla]

you know how i know you're gay? you think meeting Peyton Manning is in any way gay.

edit also you make out with guys in public

[Warpe]

You know how I know you're gay?

How?

[Lukie]

Apparently something more than the luck of god was necessary...

The question is, WTF are we talking about?

someone either must have deleted my post or i never made it, one of the two

[GatorJH]

You know how I know you're gay?

How?
picture deleted to prevent from having to look at it twice

I threw up in my mouth a little when I saw that pic.

[a500lbgorilla]

you are here

[bigred]

where?

[a500lbgorilla]

god ur dumb. thank god for that ass.

[wufwugy]

have bigred and aboogorilla ever banged?

[UG]

obviously, how do you think I was created?

[bigred]

god ur dumb. thank god for that ass.

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

[wufwugy]

have ug and afro ninja ever banged?

[UG]

fck you talking about, hell no we don't bang

sweet love on the other hand, that's a yes

[wufwugy]

so ur saying hes top?

[donkbee]

aboogorilla ... hehe I like it so much.

[boost]

Im getting on a plane to thailand in a few hours.. currently pulling an all nighter.. pretty BOC imo..

[wufwugy]

ladyboi tr plz

[bode]

ladyboi tr plz

QFtuckback

[bigspenda73]

I just watched requiem for a dream for the first time. Cool movie, all I can say is for the first half of it Jennifer Connelly might be the hottest chick I've ever seen.

[bigspenda73]

btw, for those who use megavideo as much as I do

http://megavideonotimelimit.com/

site seems to work every now and then, great if you wanna catch up on an entire season of Sopranos/House/etc... to get past the 72min. time-limit thang.

[bigspenda73]

triple post b/c fuck you that's why

So Father's Day is Sunday (go get a card if you haven't, if you have maybe you can sympathize). I go to the local store to buy a card, they have roughly 200 Father Day Cards in stock, GREAT.

100 of them are for ages 12 and under to give their dad, you know they have the snoopy cartoon or some silly joke that's not funny but b/c your Dad is opening the card in front of people everyone is forced to laugh.

The other 100 are these huge hallmark cards that have about 250 words on them, too many colors, and use those 250 words to say what I could in 10. You've seen them, they have a fucking ribbon or some other frilly shit that a card from one man to another should never contain.

Seriously, they need a section, Fathers Day cards from men ages 13-30 who just want to say "dad, love ya, appreciate ya, have a good one". But no, that's too fucking simple. I finally come across the dream card and it's like 5"x3" which, while containing the perfect writing, is a size that screams "I don't really care about you, here's a tiny fucking card".

wtf

[UG]

get out the crayons and construction paper and make your own damn card

[Warpe]

http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2...on-afro-ninja/ (US)

http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/shows...aspx?sid=16994 (Canada)

[bigspenda73]

get out the crayons and construction paper and make your own damn card

oh simpler times, I also had a perfect opportunity to talk to a cute girl also picking out cards, but in pure Lukkake fashion I failed miserably.

[bigspenda73]

Hi Warpe, do you have sigs off?

edit: it seems I have the scroll bar off

[Warpe]

on

[wufwugy]

holy mother of bush

[ChrisBCritter]

http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2009/05/29/tosh0-presents-web-redemption-afro-ninja/ (US)

http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/shows...aspx?sid=16994 (Canada)

I enjoyed this in spite of the host. Afro-ninja guy was cool, but the host was a douche.

[boost]

posting from thailand. no tranny encounters yet. People I walked around with tonight were being homos. They were scared to walk down any street that wasnt a really main street. Sucks cuz two of the guys are friends of mine, but they are just being travel pussies.

Im gonna make sure to kick it with the older guys in the future so I can find some fun.

[Lukie]

posting from thailand. multiple tranny encounters! People I walked around with tonight were being homos. They were scared to walk down any street that wasnt a really main street. Sucks cuz two of the guys are friends of mine, but they are just using common sense.

Im gonna make sure to kick it with the older guys in the future so I can get mugged.

[boost]

Id rather take the chance of getting mugged than be a life nit and look back and wonder what it woulda been like to have had some testicles..

[a500lbgorilla]

madness! Id rather install another lock on my door than tempt fate like a fool!

[Warpe]

12 y/o Appleton's is the best, imo.

[wufwugy]

my new heros

nsfw http://video.eksenim.mynet.com/sevil...sharking/6204/

[OP]

12 y/o Appleton's is the best, imo.

I'm really not a big fan of rum, but this shit is scrumptious. You have pretty good taste in drinks for a Canadian.

[ChrisBCritter]

my new heros

?? That was retarded and sad imo.

[wufwugy]

yes, you would hafta be a pretty big douchebag to do that. still funny

[Ash256]

sharking guy needs to see a shrink imo

[a500lbgorilla]

wouldnt assholes like that motivate women to wear less-sharkable clothing? Thus depriving us of short skirts and cleavage? jerks that need to be shot, imo.

[Galapogos]

posting from thailand. multiple tranny encounters! People I walked around with tonight were being homos. They were scared to walk down any street that wasnt a really main street. Sucks cuz two of the guys are friends of mine, but they are just using common sense.

Im gonna make sure to kick it with the older guys in the future so I can get mugged.

Lukie, they're with the black guy.

[a500lbgorilla]

ha galapogos should post more

[Lukie]

i have determined that milk mixes great with either whey or milk, but not both

[swiggidy]

^^ dude that's deep

Buffalo Trace bourbon is pretty bad.

Pro Tip: Don't buy a 1.75L bottle of a liquor you haven't tried before just because the label is cool.

[Lukie]

i have determined that milk mixes great with either whey or cereal, but not both

fmp

[Lukie]

^^ dude that's deep

Buffalo Trace bourbon is pretty bad.

Pro Tip: Don't buy a 1.75L bottle of a liquor you haven't tried before just because the label is cool.

swigg your pro tip in this case should be something more along the lines of: if you buy a 1.75L bottle of liquor that you don't like, just chug it really fast and try to ignore the taste. it'll be gone soon anyway.

[BennyLaRue]

if you buy a 1.75L bottle of liquor that you don't like, just chug it really fast and try to ignore the taste. it'll be gone soon anyway.

This. Just plug yer nose.

[swiggidy]

Lukie > Swig

[Jack Sawyer]

download 24 songs, get sued $220,000.

judge then orders a retrial, because he found that amount to be "grossly excessive, and cruel and unusual punishment".

get tried again, and lose the case. New court now says it was willful infringement, and you get to pay $1,920,000.

sounds like a bad movie, but too bad its actually a true story. http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/n...al-verdict.ars

[Jack Sawyer]

^^ dude that's deep

Buffalo Trace bourbon is pretty bad.

Pro Tip: Don't buy a 1.75L bottle of a liquor you haven't tried before just because the label is cool.

How about Jim Beam Black?

[a500lbgorilla]

download 24 songs, get sued $220,000.

judge then orders a retrial, because he found that amount to be "grossly excessive, and cruel and unusual punishment".

get tried again, and lose the case. New court now says it was willful infringement, and you get to pay $1,920,000.

sounds like a bad movie, but too bad its actually a true story. http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/n...al-verdict.ars

hahahahaha

i get to add a new axiom to my observation of life. Along with economics and politics being bullshit. Law is bullshit.

It feels good to grow as a person from this.

[flomo]

How about Jim Beam Black?

good stuff, i like it!


How about some Air SeX?
http://www.villagevoice.com/slideshow/view/15951014

[Jack Sawyer]

How about Jim Beam Black?

good stuff, i like it!


How about some Air SeX?
http://www.villagevoice.com/slideshow/view/15951014

Which other bourbon do you like? It seems we have similar taste


Jim Beam Black with OJ and semicrushed ice is the nuts imo

To tell you the truth, I don't know a lot about Whiskey. Only that I absolutely hate JW White Label (might even be allergic to it), dislike JW Black Label and Glenfiddich, and love Buchanan's 18 and Jim Beam Black.

[flomo]

Wild turkey 101, wild turkey rare breed, and jim b black are some of my favorites

daniels and dickel are great also(not bourbon)

lately i have been mixing cocktails, so a lot of gin has been going thru the rotation, i need to post in "booze reports".(also C. Pimpin)

last time i checked your bar was closed

[Jack Sawyer]

Nope, its opened now. I have had it fairly busy lately though.

Last week I bought me some Ketel One and Smirnoff Black in duty free shops. Forgot about the Jim Beam though

I'm a Vodka man, just now going into whisky.