Select Page
Poker Forum
Over 1,292,000 Posts!
Poker ForumFTR Community

Randomness thread, part two.

Page 32 of 423 FirstFirst ... 2230313233344282132 ... LastLast
Results 2,326 to 2,400 of 31683
  1. #2326
    so it's all nostalgia then?

    she wears her jeans too high.
  2. #2327
    yes its all nostalgia

    i watched the show everyday after school as a kid and loved it, but it was only a few years ago when i saw a grownup buy the series and watch it all that i realized how bad the show really is.

    its great for kids tho
  3. #2328
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    high school circle jerk.
    Sounds like your high school was gay if you had circle jerks all the time.
  4. #2329
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    so it's all nostalgia then?

    she wears her jeans too high.
    Dat's low for 1992. It was before chicks were doing Brazilians and such.
  5. #2330
    when medication says it may make you dizzy, it's actually a nice way of saying it will fuck you up.

    being fucked up by antibotics is weird.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  6. #2331
    qwdfetryui;oilgkyhtrehgreg rewgre gregre grewgwre
  7. #2332
    Lukie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    10,758
    Location
    Never read any stickies or announcements
    Tim Donaghy beaten while in jail: http://www.pressreleasepoint.com/for...terstitialskip

    Former NBA referee Tim Donaghy will be released from prison on June 17, 2009. Donaghy, convicted for betting on professional basketball is serving a 15-month sentence at the federal prison camp in Pensacola, Florida.
    Donaghy’s release date has recently been in question due to concerns about his medical condition. Donaghy was injured during an assault in November of 2008. During the assault, another inmate claiming ties to the New York mob beat Donaghy with a heavy object. Donaghy suffered severe knee and leg injuries that will require surgery.
    Donaghy will complete his prison term at a halfway house in Tampa Florida. His future plans include re-uniting with his four daughters, obtaining employment, participating in treatment for his addiction to gambling, and finishing a memoir of his 13 years in the NBA.
  8. #2333
    Galapogos's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Posts
    6,876
    Location
    The Loser's Lounge
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Former NBA referee Tim Donaghy will be released from prison on June 17, 2009. Donaghy, convicted for betting on professional basketball is serving a 15-month sentence at the federal prison camp in Pensacola, Florida.
    Donaghy’s release date has recently been in question due to concerns about his medical condition. Donaghy was injured during an assault in November of 2008. During the assault, another inmate claiming ties to the New York mob beat Donaghy with a heavy object. Donaghy suffered severe knee and leg injuries that will require surgery.
    Donaghy will complete his prison term at a halfway house in Tampa Florida. His future plans include re-uniting with his four daughters, obtaining employment, participating in treatment for his addiction to gambling, and finishing a memoir of his 13 years in the NBA.
    Whenever I read stuff like this I picture the inmate making these claims as he's beating the guy and it seems kind of funny.

    *WHAM* "I have ties to the mob! *WHAM*

    I suck, what a failure of a post...


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  9. #2334
    yeah, failure ftw, at least you're ripped out of your mind


    p.s. I'm drunk and the alarm is set so I can't go get more booze. FUCK. Plan ahead, plan ahead, plan ahead!


  10. #2335
    bode's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Posts
    8,043
    Location
    slow motion
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Former NBA referee Tim Donaghy will be released from prison on June 17, 2009. Donaghy, convicted for betting on professional basketball is serving a 15-month sentence at the federal prison camp in Pensacola, Florida.
    Donaghy’s release date has recently been in question due to concerns about his medical condition. Donaghy was injured during an assault in November of 2008. During the assault, another inmate claiming ties to the New York mob beat Donaghy with a heavy object. Donaghy suffered severe knee and leg injuries that will require surgery.
    Donaghy will complete his prison term at a halfway house in Tampa Florida. His future plans include re-uniting with his four daughters, obtaining employment, participating in treatment for his addiction to gambling, and finishing a memoir of his 13 years in the NBA.
    Whenever I read stuff like this I picture the inmate making these claims as he's beating the guy and it seems kind of funny.

    *WHAM* "I have ties to the mob! *WHAM*

    I suck, what a failure of a post...
    when i read what you wrote i read it in a "high pitched mob guy" from the simpsons voice.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  11. #2336
    frosst's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Posts
    905
    Location
    count-n mah monies stewie-style

  12. #2337
    threw a grad party with some investors. needed 150 to show up plus the 80 presales to break even. We had at least 300 and still lost money because security was so damn bad half the people snuck in. Security was 400 bucks.... WTF. Still threw the most cracking party to hit Santa Cruz.


    *edit* this is funny, obviously I was hammered last nite and forgot to count the second lock box of money. we turned a succesful profit.
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
  13. #2338
    Lukie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    10,758
    Location
    Never read any stickies or announcements
    forgetting whole boxes of money.. definitely baller
  14. #2339
    Lukie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    10,758
    Location
    Never read any stickies or announcements
    this should be interesting

    wish me luck
  15. #2340
    god luck!!!
  16. #2341
    Galapogos's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Posts
    6,876
    Location
    The Loser's Lounge
    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter
    god luck!!!
    That's some mighty powerful luck you're wishing upon him.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  17. #2342
    Lukie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    10,758
    Location
    Never read any stickies or announcements
    epic fail
  18. #2343
    Apparently something more than the luck of god was necessary...

    The question is, WTF are we talking about?
  19. #2344
    Had 16th row floor seats to Coldplay last night. Definitely a show worth seeing, if they're coming your way.
  20. #2345
    bigred's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    15,437
    Location
    Nest of Douchebags
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Had 16th row floor seats to Coldplay last night. Definitely a show worth seeing, if they're coming your way.
    You know how I know you're gay?
    LOL OPERATIONS
  21. #2346
    b/c I'm going to a dinner where I'll meet Peyton Manning tonight?

    http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/bre..._Winnipeg.html
  22. #2347
    Galapogos's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Posts
    6,876
    Location
    The Loser's Lounge
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    b/c I'm going to a dinner where I'll meet Peyton Manning tonight?
    You know how I know you're gay? You look forward to going on dinner dates with dudes.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  23. #2348
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    you know how i know you're gay? you think meeting Peyton Manning is in any way gay.

    edit also you make out with guys in public
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
  24. #2349
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    You know how I know you're gay?
    How?
  25. #2350
    Lukie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    10,758
    Location
    Never read any stickies or announcements
    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter
    Apparently something more than the luck of god was necessary...

    The question is, WTF are we talking about?
    someone either must have deleted my post or i never made it, one of the two
  26. #2351
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    You know how I know you're gay?
    How?
    picture deleted to prevent from having to look at it twice
    I threw up in my mouth a little when I saw that pic.
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
  27. #2352
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.


    you are here
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
  28. #2353
    bigred's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    15,437
    Location
    Nest of Douchebags
    where?
    LOL OPERATIONS
  29. #2354
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    god ur dumb. thank god for that ass.
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
  30. #2355
    have bigred and aboogorilla ever banged?
  31. #2356
    obviously, how do you think I was created?


  32. #2357
    bigred's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    15,437
    Location
    Nest of Douchebags
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    god ur dumb. thank god for that ass.
    my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
    LOL OPERATIONS
  33. #2358
    have ug and afro ninja ever banged?
  34. #2359
    fck you talking about, hell no we don't bang

    sweet love on the other hand, that's a yes


  35. #2360
    so ur saying hes top?
  36. #2361
    aboogorilla ... hehe I like it so much.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

    blog: http://donkeybrainspoker.com/


    Watch me stream $200 hyper HU and $100 Spins on Twitch!
  37. #2362
    Im getting on a plane to thailand in a few hours.. currently pulling an all nighter.. pretty BOC imo..
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  38. #2363
    ladyboi tr plz
  39. #2364
    bode's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Posts
    8,043
    Location
    slow motion
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    ladyboi tr plz
    QFtuckback
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  40. #2365
    I just watched requiem for a dream for the first time. Cool movie, all I can say is for the first half of it Jennifer Connelly might be the hottest chick I've ever seen.
  41. #2366
    btw, for those who use megavideo as much as I do

    http://megavideonotimelimit.com/

    site seems to work every now and then, great if you wanna catch up on an entire season of Sopranos/House/etc... to get past the 72min. time-limit thang.
  42. #2367
    triple post b/c fuck you that's why

    So Father's Day is Sunday (go get a card if you haven't, if you have maybe you can sympathize). I go to the local store to buy a card, they have roughly 200 Father Day Cards in stock, GREAT.

    100 of them are for ages 12 and under to give their dad, you know they have the snoopy cartoon or some silly joke that's not funny but b/c your Dad is opening the card in front of people everyone is forced to laugh.

    The other 100 are these huge hallmark cards that have about 250 words on them, too many colors, and use those 250 words to say what I could in 10. You've seen them, they have a fucking ribbon or some other frilly shit that a card from one man to another should never contain.

    Seriously, they need a section, Fathers Day cards from men ages 13-30 who just want to say "dad, love ya, appreciate ya, have a good one". But no, that's too fucking simple. I finally come across the dream card and it's like 5"x3" which, while containing the perfect writing, is a size that screams "I don't really care about you, here's a tiny fucking card".

    wtf
  43. #2368
    get out the crayons and construction paper and make your own damn card


  44. #2369
  45. #2370
    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    get out the crayons and construction paper and make your own damn card
    oh simpler times, I also had a perfect opportunity to talk to a cute girl also picking out cards, but in pure Lukkake fashion I failed miserably.
  46. #2371
    Hi Warpe, do you have sigs off?

    edit: it seems I have the scroll bar off
  47. #2372
    on
  48. #2373
    holy mother of bush
  49. #2374
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2009/05/29/tosh0-presents-web-redemption-afro-ninja/ (US)

    http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/shows...aspx?sid=16994 (Canada)
    I enjoyed this in spite of the host. Afro-ninja guy was cool, but the host was a douche.
    Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
  50. #2375
    posting from thailand. no tranny encounters yet. People I walked around with tonight were being homos. They were scared to walk down any street that wasnt a really main street. Sucks cuz two of the guys are friends of mine, but they are just being travel pussies.

    Im gonna make sure to kick it with the older guys in the future so I can find some fun.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  51. #2376
    Lukie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    10,758
    Location
    Never read any stickies or announcements
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    posting from thailand. multiple tranny encounters! People I walked around with tonight were being homos. They were scared to walk down any street that wasnt a really main street. Sucks cuz two of the guys are friends of mine, but they are just using common sense.

    Im gonna make sure to kick it with the older guys in the future so I can get mugged.
  52. #2377
    Id rather take the chance of getting mugged than be a life nit and look back and wonder what it woulda been like to have had some testicles..
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  53. #2378
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    madness! Id rather install another lock on my door than tempt fate like a fool!
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
  54. #2379
    12 y/o Appleton's is the best, imo.
  55. #2380
  56. #2381
    OP's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    477
    Location
    Iso'ing Iso's
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    12 y/o Appleton's is the best, imo.
    I'm really not a big fan of rum, but this shit is scrumptious. You have pretty good taste in drinks for a Canadian.
  57. #2382
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    my new heros
    ?? That was retarded and sad imo.
  58. #2383
    yes, you would hafta be a pretty big douchebag to do that. still funny
  59. #2384
    sharking guy needs to see a shrink imo
  60. #2385
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    wouldnt assholes like that motivate women to wear less-sharkable clothing? Thus depriving us of short skirts and cleavage? jerks that need to be shot, imo.
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
  61. #2386
    Galapogos's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Posts
    6,876
    Location
    The Loser's Lounge
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    posting from thailand. multiple tranny encounters! People I walked around with tonight were being homos. They were scared to walk down any street that wasnt a really main street. Sucks cuz two of the guys are friends of mine, but they are just using common sense.

    Im gonna make sure to kick it with the older guys in the future so I can get mugged.
    Lukie, they're with the black guy.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  62. #2387
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    ha galapogos should post more
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
  63. #2388
    Lukie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    10,758
    Location
    Never read any stickies or announcements
    i have determined that milk mixes great with either whey or milk, but not both
  64. #2389
    swiggidy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    7,876
    Location
    Waiting in the shadows ...
    ^^ dude that's deep

    Buffalo Trace bourbon is pretty bad.

    Pro Tip: Don't buy a 1.75L bottle of a liquor you haven't tried before just because the label is cool.
    (\__/)
    (='.'=)
    (")_(")
  65. #2390
    Lukie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    10,758
    Location
    Never read any stickies or announcements
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    i have determined that milk mixes great with either whey or cereal, but not both
    fmp
  66. #2391
    Lukie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    10,758
    Location
    Never read any stickies or announcements
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    ^^ dude that's deep

    Buffalo Trace bourbon is pretty bad.

    Pro Tip: Don't buy a 1.75L bottle of a liquor you haven't tried before just because the label is cool.
    swigg your pro tip in this case should be something more along the lines of: if you buy a 1.75L bottle of liquor that you don't like, just chug it really fast and try to ignore the taste. it'll be gone soon anyway.
  67. #2392
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    if you buy a 1.75L bottle of liquor that you don't like, just chug it really fast and try to ignore the taste. it'll be gone soon anyway.
    This. Just plug yer nose.
  68. #2393
    swiggidy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    7,876
    Location
    Waiting in the shadows ...
    Lukie > Swig
    (\__/)
    (='.'=)
    (")_(")
  69. #2394
    Jack Sawyer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Posts
    7,668
    Location
    Jack-high straight flush motherfucker
    download 24 songs, get sued $220,000.

    judge then orders a retrial, because he found that amount to be "grossly excessive, and cruel and unusual punishment".

    get tried again, and lose the case. New court now says it was willful infringement, and you get to pay $1,920,000.

    sounds like a bad movie, but too bad its actually a true story. http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/n...al-verdict.ars
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
  70. #2395
    Jack Sawyer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Posts
    7,668
    Location
    Jack-high straight flush motherfucker
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    ^^ dude that's deep

    Buffalo Trace bourbon is pretty bad.

    Pro Tip: Don't buy a 1.75L bottle of a liquor you haven't tried before just because the label is cool.
    How about Jim Beam Black?
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
  71. #2396
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    download 24 songs, get sued $220,000.

    judge then orders a retrial, because he found that amount to be "grossly excessive, and cruel and unusual punishment".

    get tried again, and lose the case. New court now says it was willful infringement, and you get to pay $1,920,000.

    sounds like a bad movie, but too bad its actually a true story. http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/n...al-verdict.ars
    hahahahaha

    i get to add a new axiom to my observation of life. Along with economics and politics being bullshit. Law is bullshit.

    It feels good to grow as a person from this.
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
  72. #2397
    flomo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    5,603
    Location
    mashing potatoes
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    How about Jim Beam Black?
    good stuff, i like it!


    How about some Air SeX?
    http://www.villagevoice.com/slideshow/view/15951014
  73. #2398
    Jack Sawyer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Posts
    7,668
    Location
    Jack-high straight flush motherfucker
    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    How about Jim Beam Black?
    good stuff, i like it!


    How about some Air SeX?
    http://www.villagevoice.com/slideshow/view/15951014
    Which other bourbon do you like? It seems we have similar taste


    Jim Beam Black with OJ and semicrushed ice is the nuts imo

    To tell you the truth, I don't know a lot about Whiskey. Only that I absolutely hate JW White Label (might even be allergic to it), dislike JW Black Label and Glenfiddich, and love Buchanan's 18 and Jim Beam Black.
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
  74. #2399
    flomo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    5,603
    Location
    mashing potatoes
    Wild turkey 101, wild turkey rare breed, and jim b black are some of my favorites

    daniels and dickel are great also(not bourbon)

    lately i have been mixing cocktails, so a lot of gin has been going thru the rotation, i need to post in "booze reports".(also C. Pimpin)

    last time i checked your bar was closed
  75. #2400
    Jack Sawyer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Posts
    7,668
    Location
    Jack-high straight flush motherfucker
    Nope, its opened now. I have had it fairly busy lately though.

    Last week I bought me some Ketel One and Smirnoff Black in duty free shops. Forgot about the Jim Beam though

    I'm a Vodka man, just now going into whisky.
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •