Randomness thread, part two.

[dsmrolla06]

My girlfriend is graduating from Notre Dame this weekend. Heres to everyone thats batting way above average.

/discreet brag

no pics = no brag

My gf with my daughter

[UG]

I'd hit it.

[dsmrolla06]

I'd hit it.

i would too

[UG]

I'd hit it.

i would too

obviously you did at least once

[dsmrolla06]

I'd hit it.

i would too

obviously you did at least once

different mom. notice the skin complexion

[UG]

I'd hit it.

i would too

obviously you did at least once

different mom. notice the skin complexion

I was actually talking about the smoking hot blonde.





ZING

[dsmrolla06]

I'd hit it.

i would too

obviously you did at least once

different mom. notice the skin complexion

I was actually talking about the smoking hot blonde.





ZING

dammit! i was gonna turn it around on you but i didnt think about it until it was too late

[bigred]

daughter's making the "ready" for the moneyshot face, she's trained well

[givememyleg]

http://www.uppermichiganssource.com/...aspx?id=302587

my city is on fire right now, people evacuating everywhere. awww shit.

[givememyleg]

omg all i can smell is smoke when i go outside. so many people have lost their homes already.

[UG]

is it coming at you? crazy stuff

[givememyleg]

it was like 97 degrees and winds up to 40 mph, it's all smores and hotdogs fault me thinks.

[givememyleg]

nah i should be fine

[wesrman]

Holy Shit ! ! ! !

[bigspenda73]

alright, Brittany Murphy, do you like her more as a naughty crazy bitch (a la 8 mile) or a proper-looking rich girl (like in just married)?

[flomo]

My girlfriend is graduating from Notre Dame this weekend. Heres to everyone thats batting way above average.

/discreet brag

no pics = no brag

My gf with my daughter

Brag

[flomo]

anyone know where i can get the popcorn eating emoticon?

[UG]

alright, Brittany Murphy, do you like her more as a naughty crazy bitch (a la 8 mile) or a proper-looking rich girl (like in just married)?

I've actually never liked her.

[Warpe]

anyone know where i can get the popcorn eating emoticon?

[flomo]

TY Warpe!

[wesrman]

alright, Brittany Murphy, do you like her more as a naughty crazy bitch (a la 8 mile) or a proper-looking rich girl (like in just married)?

I've actually never liked her.

Me neither. She makes me want to hurt someone.

[Galapogos]

alright, Brittany Murphy, do you like her more as a naughty crazy bitch (a la 8 mile) or a proper-looking rich girl (like in just married)?

I've actually never liked her.

Me neither. She makes me want to hurt someone.

Never found her attractive either. I know internet people tend to exaggerate their standards and all, but I honestly wouldn't find her desirable if I met her in real life. Plus, I picture her having a weird smelling vag.

[will641]

alright, Brittany Murphy, do you like her more as a naughty crazy bitch (a la 8 mile) or a proper-looking rich girl (like in just married)?

i havent seen or heard of just married, but it sounds like a crappy date movie. if it involves her getting boned and showing more than i would like that more. otherwise, 8 mile.

[bigspenda73]

gawd how is she not at the very least midly attractive? methinks your standards are too high ftreezies.

[Chelle]

sometimes i dont like being a female. especially when being a female causes me to be in pain for a few days on end. constant. god damn. fucking bullshit.

[bikes]

sometimes i dont like being a female. especially when being a female causes me to be in pain for a few days on end. constant. god damn. fucking bullshit.

Bwahahhahaa. Its great to be a guy

[wufwugy]

old women are less happy than old men

[a500lbgorilla]

http://zoomdoggle.com/2009/05/convin...heyre-psychic/

[UG]

gawd how is she not at the very least midly attractive? methinks your standards are too high ftreezies.

ok, irl she would be pretty attractive...but as far as movie stars go, it's a definite no from me

[bikes]

http://zoomdoggle.com/2009/05/convince-your-friends-theyre-psychic/

Oh man people are gonna get owned so hard.

[UG]

sometimes i dont like being a female. especially when being a female causes me to be in pain for a few days on end. constant. god damn. fucking bullshit.

DON'T TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS FOR FIVE DAYS AND DOESN'T DIE

[wesrman]

gawd how is she not at the very least midly attractive? methinks your standards are too high ftreezies.

ok, irl she would be pretty attractive...but as far as movie stars go, it's a definite no from me

Id fuck her but id gag her first so i wouldnt have to listen to her.

[donkbee]

9 months pregnant and then squeezing the kid out is by far the worst part of being a female. I can handle the once a month thing because I consider it a trade off for not having to worry about protecting testicles.

[Lukie]

a girl at the bar today told me, you're not used to getting blown off are you?? (after blowing me off), which was kind of like a fronthanded insult (as opposed to a backhanded compliment), which i thought was pretty cool

[Lukie]

also i was at the beach today for a few hours on a beautiful, warm sunny day earlier, which wouldn't be such a big deal but for the fact that i live south of cleveland where warm sunny days at the beach are really out of the norm

[givememyleg]

fires pretty much out now. lots of damage but could have been much, much worse.

i surivivvvvvvvvvvvved.

[Galapogos]

also i was at the beach today for a few hours on a beautiful, warm sunny day earlier, which wouldn't be such a big deal but for the fact that i live south of cleveland where warm sunny days at the beach are really out of the norm

I assume you still make a decent living off poker. So why don't you move somewhere nice?

[XTR1000]

alright, Brittany Murphy, do you like her more as a naughty crazy bitch (a la 8 mile) or a proper-looking rich girl (like in just married)?

she´s global top 20 imo. def the naughty-crazy bish like 8 mile and moreso her role in s.p.u.n..

[sil693]

vanessa rousso. . . . . . sit on my face.

[kingnat]

alright, Brittany Murphy, do you like her more as a naughty crazy bitch (a la 8 mile) or a proper-looking rich girl (like in just married)?

i havent seen or heard of just married, but it sounds like a crappy date movie. if it involves her getting boned and showing more than i would like that more. otherwise, 8 mile.

Just Married is utter shit... i'm embarrased I didn't leave in the middle...

I'm also of the impression that she's hideous... but idk...



Probably would at least take her for a rump in the rice paddy.

[BennyLaRue]

vanessa rousso. . . . . . sit on my face.

There are angles where I think she's hot, then angles where I think she is hideously horse-faced, all in the same 5 seconds.

She needs to pick a good angle and stop moving, dammit.

[a500lbgorilla]

this is pretty hilarious
http://manofest.com/index.php?option....html&Itemid=1

[will641]

freakin hilarious

[Lukie]

also i was at the beach today for a few hours on a beautiful, warm sunny day earlier, which wouldn't be such a big deal but for the fact that i live south of cleveland where warm sunny days at the beach are really out of the norm

I assume you still make a decent living off poker. So why don't you move somewhere nice?

the biggest issue is all my friends and family are here so it's kinda hard to just pick up and move. i've thought about it a lot though and eventually i have to get out of this place..

[Jack Sawyer]

vanessa rousso. . . . . . sit on my face.

There are angles where I think she's hot, then angles where I think she is hideously horse-faced, all in the same 5 seconds.

She needs to pick a good angle and stop moving, dammit.

Even if she would stop moving in a hot pose, it'll all magically go to shit the moment she opens her mouth to utter words from it.

[will641]

can anyone find me the hyachacha vid? the only one i found that was supposed to be it was muted on youtube

[UG]

this is pretty hilarious
http://manofest.com/index.php?option....html&Itemid=1

hilarious stuff, #2 is classic

[a500lbgorilla]

I almost died when he was screaming about who they sent that video to. The answer was The Internet.

[Chelle]

sometimes i dont like being a female. especially when being a female causes me to be in pain for a few days on end. constant. god damn. fucking bullshit.

Bwahahhahaa. Its great to be a guy

stfu and go shave your pits, girly-man

sometimes i dont like being a female. especially when being a female causes me to be in pain for a few days on end. constant. god damn. fucking bullshit.

DON'T TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS FOR FIVE DAYS AND DOESN'T DIE

me either.

9 months pregnant and then squeezing the kid out is by far the worst part of being a female. I can handle the once a month thing because I consider it a trade off for not having to worry about protecting testicles.

You reminded me again why I'm not having children. I'm also pretty glad I don't have to worry about protecting balls.

[bigred]

yeah, getting punched in the balls is hilarious and horrible at the same time

[a500lbgorilla]

i saw a documentary on showtime about child birth and how women have been convinced it's much worse than it should be thanks to a number of common medical practices. Then I read the Bible and jesus reminded me that he was punishing you bitches for eating that apple.

[kingnat]

i saw a documentary on showtime about child birth and how women have been convinced it's much worse than it should be thanks to a number of common medical practices. Then I read the Bible and jesus reminded me that he was punishing you bitches for eating that apple.

You can read?

[will641]

i saw a documentary on showtime about child birth and how women have been convinced it's much worse than it should be thanks to a number of common medical practices. Then I read the Bible and jesus reminded me that he was punishing you bitches for eating that apple.

You can read?

level?

[Chelle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCZfJ5ai07U

[a500lbgorilla]

i saw a documentary on showtime about child birth and how women have been convinced it's much worse than it should be thanks to a number of common medical practices. Then I read the Bible and jesus reminded me that he was punishing you bitches for eating that apple.

You can read?

i dont gotta read it, ive got faith

[givememyleg]

i saw a documentary on showtime about child birth and how women have been convinced it's much worse than it should be thanks to a number of common medical practices. Then I read the Bible and jesus reminded me that he was punishing you bitches for eating that apple.

You can read?

i dont gotta read it, ive got faith

a+

[wesrman]

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/Group_X_video.html

[Ragnar4]

I had super hot chickenwings last night. So hot I had tears streaming down my face while I was eating them

So hot that for the next two hours my stomach hurt.

So hot that I have been actively choosing not to poop today. I'm terrified of the punishment I'll be going through at some point today.

[Lukie]

can anyone find me the hyachacha vid? the only one i found that was supposed to be it was muted on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEk9ZT49_b0

*that makes me so damn mad i don't know what to do*

hyachachachach

[Lukie]

man o man there's another buyin! holy mackerel!!! wow!!

[bikes]

Neighbors aren't too particular about the noise they hear =(

[UG]

I fricking hate my neighbors (the people across the street). The dad is an alcoholic (I think), and just yells at his kids all of the time, cussing at his kids about every three words. They're always working on their cars, go carts, or some other machine, too, so they're always loud.



P.S. Everyone else in my neighborhood is normal and we laugh and make fun of our shitty neighbors.

[Warpe]

[UG]

is that bispenda?

[bigspenda73]

lukie spotting wuf?

that pic is from 2p2 tho I believe, someone saw that going down in their gym. I haven't touched squats in nearly a month since tweaking my knee.

[UG]

lukie spotting wuf?

that pic is from 2p2 tho I believe, someone saw that going down in their gym. I haven't touched squats in nearly a month since tweaking my knee.

I started working out again today. I'm out of shape, but not horribly so, just not up to my standards...getting after it in the morning, can't wait.

[UG]

p.s. that shit is crazy what they're doing, I can 100% say I will never do that....ever.

[wesrman]

p.s. that shit is crazy what they're doing, I can 100% say I will never do that....ever.

LOL ya. People are fucked.

[wufwugy]

i wanna say i saw that exact pic like 5 years ago when it made the rounds on the lifting sites, but im not sure. something that john davies' skinny retarded lying ass would say he made 400lb linebackers do to make them run 3.4 40 yard dashes

[UG]

well I can see how it could be an awesome lift if appropriate safety measures were taken, but fuck you if I'm going to squat any sort of weight (even my body weight) on a bouncy ball like that. props to the dude that did that I guess, hopefully he didn't bust his ass a few half-seconds later.

[wufwugy]

sure its nifty, but its virtually pointless

it would be an entirely different matter if the ground was in perpetual earthquake for the last 250 million or so years, but given the way human physiology works, combining mass/strength endeavors with 'stability' endeavors doesn't yield much of either

[UG]

sure its nifty, but its virtually pointless

it would be an entirely different matter if the ground was in perpetual earthquake for the last 250 million or so years, but given the way human physiology works, combining mass/strength endeavors with 'stability' endeavors doesn't yield much of either

not sure what you mean up there, but...

people I've seen, even using low weight, have seen tremendous gains on athleticism from using stabilizing balls (usually they're smaller). the stuff works, but I wouldn't try doing a squat on a bouncy ball like that guy did. that's taking it over the edge into the land of ridiculousness.

[Lukie]

pic is epicly retarded, wow

a long time ago i saw a woman at my gym doing i think 95 lb stiff legged deadlifts on a medicine ball (smaller, harder, heavier version of the big bouncy ball thingy). not quite as retarded but same idea. didn't see any incidents but also never saw her again, weird.

seriously, wtf goes through people's minds sometimes? and honestly, i'm wondering how the dude even got in that position to begin with. think about it.

[UG]

pic is epicly retarded, wow

a long time ago i saw a woman at my gym doing i think 95 lb stiff legged deadlifts on a medicine ball (smaller, harder, heavier version of the big bouncy ball thingy). not quite as retarded but same idea. didn't see any incidents but also never saw her again, weird.

seriously, wtf goes through people's minds sometimes? and honestly, i'm wondering how the dude even got in that position to begin with. think about it.

sounds like you're jealous


p.s. <3

[Jack Sawyer]

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new one or old one? lol they are still pulling this shit out.

first one i ever had in my inbox though.