Randomness thread, part two.

[bode]

i feel dumb now

[a500lbgorilla]

...unless you could make the 130 key out of some impossible to decipher series of available keys... unlikely!

[Luco]

There's a key in the top left of my keyboard that does that for me, no alt+130 needed...

[ChrisBCritter]

The computer is telling me to "press any key to continue" Where the FUCK is the "any" key?

[givememyleg]

I went camping, however I did not end up tripping. The kid who was gonna bring the fun stuff flaked.

boooooooooooo

[boost]

I went camping, however I did not end up tripping. The kid who was gonna bring the fun stuff flaked.

boooooooooooo

ya, but camping was still awesome.

[givememyleg]

yes, camping is always awesome.

i bought a 24 pack of military MREs and plan on spending 4-5 days with some friends this summer.

[wufwugy]

boost, did u murder him for being a flake? srsly flakes piss me off so much. how hard is it to be responsible?

im unconvinced that tripping would be the best idea when camping if u dont camp that often. i dunno, never dropped hallucinogenics so i cant say, but i get the impression that the experience of camping when not done that often is best sober or at least only mildly inebriated

[JinxT4]

no one got leveled. i kept trying to hold alt and press 130 at the top of the keyboard, not on the number pad. i figured you eurodonks hand special keys or something!

Lol. But why would you use the #s at the top of the keyboard when you have a number pad? :P

[bode]

no one got leveled. i kept trying to hold alt and press 130 at the top of the keyboard, not on the number pad. i figured you eurodonks hand special keys or something!

Lol. But why would you use the #s at the top of the keyboard when you have a number pad? :P

i dont know why im explaining this really, but i held alt + 1 + 3 with my left hand and hit 0 with my right.

more importantly, do you know theres a thread about you?

[boost]

yes, camping is always awesome.

i bought a 24 pack of military MREs and plan on spending 4-5 days with some friends this summer.

taking the cooking out of camping kinda ruins it for me.. but I guess some MRE's make certain excursions possible that otherwise would be very hard and probably not be enjoyable if you tried them using conventional cooking procedures.

boost, did u murder him for being a flake? srsly flakes piss me off so much. how hard is it to be responsible?

im unconvinced that tripping would be the best idea when camping if u dont camp that often. i dunno, never dropped hallucinogenics so i cant say, but i get the impression that the experience of camping when not done that often is best sober or at least only mildly inebriated

I mean, whatever.. Hes kinda been like this before but I gave him the benefit of the doubt, but now its just like, "meh." Ill prob never talk to the kid again, and thats that.

And we werent exactly out in the middle of nowhere, so it was kinda like camping light. But even so I look at the middle of nowhere or as close as possible to it could possibly be the best place to trip. I think it might become more necessary to have a sitter though in certain environments such as the desert or other similarly dangerous places.

[Lukie]

most every football fan has heard this jim mora rant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwq7BYOnDrM

i just heard this one for the first time though (nsfw-- language)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX4ox7aX_wc&NR=1

[gabe]

i just incorporated myself for poker so i am now the principle officer in Gabe's Music Band, Inc. i'm also closing on Rootbone LLC's first real estate property at the end of the month, woohoo

[OP]

^^^
Heard in an aejones video you are the originator of the CiB...true?

[gabe]

i coined the term and popularized it for a few months about a year and a half ago

[Chelle]

oreo cookies are so awesome

[Lukie]

So I just made my first pizza ever. It's in the oven right now. Trip report to follow.

I opened up the betty crocker pizza dough package and mixed it with a half cup of hot water, as per the directions. It said something about beating it after mixing it but I had no idea what the hell that meant so I just skipped that part. I washed my hands and figured since the dough was so dry, I'd just keep my hands wet and play with the dough for a little bit.

Bad idea. It got super sticky, almost like it was glued all over my hands. Shit took like 5 minutes to clean up. Anyway I did the best I can to press it onto the cookie sheet and I never could quite get it to be flat all the way around or get it into a circle (it's more like an oval with a bunch of jagged edges). Then I dumped on some prago sauce and fat free mozzarella cheese. I forgot pepperoni hyachachach.

Done in 8 minutes.

[x] epic culinary fail
[x] fail on many different levels
[x] waiting for the wrath of boost
[x] checkboxes

[Lukie]

well my smoke alarm still works

[bigspenda73]

i've disabled both my smoke alarms

beating probably means kneading the dough, just pound that shit with your fists.

[BennyLaRue]

betty crocker pizza dough...prago sauce and fat free mozzarella cheese.

[ ] You just made your first pizza ever.

[Lukie]

betty crocker pizza dough...prago sauce and fat free mozzarella cheese.

[ ] You just made your first pizza ever.

eh? I've made frozen ones before but I can't immediately recall any time I've actually assembled the ingredients myself.

Also I'm not sure what I burnt worse, the bottom of the crust or the roof of my mouth.

[Chelle]

betty crocker pizza dough...prago sauce and fat free mozzarella cheese.

[ ] You just made your first pizza ever.

eh? I've made frozen ones before but I can't immediately recall any time I've actually assembled the ingredients myself.

Also I'm not sure what I burnt worse, the bottom of the crust or the roof of my mouth.

I think that you're supposed to cook the dough, then put on the other shit, then put it back in the oven for a little bit, just enough to melt the cheese.

idk though, i havent made homemade pizza in a few years.

[BennyLaRue]

eh? I've made frozen ones before but I can't immediately recall any time I've actually assembled the ingredients myself.

I know what you meant. I'm telling you that shit isn't pizza. It's ketchup on a soggy piece of bread with just a hint of white stringy chemicals.

[a500lbgorilla]

mmmmmm white stringy chemicals...

[UG]

I'll give you a white stringy chemical...

[GatorJH]

oreo cookies are so awesome

doublestuffs ftw

[UG]

oreo cookies are so awesome

doublestuffs ftw

frozen oreos ftw

(yes, just try it)

[Lukie]

eh? I've made frozen ones before but I can't immediately recall any time I've actually assembled the ingredients myself.

I know what you meant. I'm telling you that shit isn't pizza. It's ketchup on a soggy piece of bread with just a hint of white stringy chemicals.

sounds like the vast majority of pizzas made whether it be in a factory, restaurant, or someone's home, right?

[sil693]

oreo cookies are so awesome

doublestuffs ftw

frozen oreos ftw

(yes, just try it)

10/10

[boost]

there is so much culinary fail on this page..

[donkbee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EI9caS6Lys

[Lukie]

there is so much culinary fail on this page..

That's it? No lecturing, no death or destruction, no 30 page long recipes with pictures??

I'm disappointed in you boost.

Random: This is the 1985'th reply in this thread, coincidentally the year I was born.

[UG]

wtf is wrong with frozen oreos? with a glass of milk it's goddamn heaven, I tell you

[Jack Sawyer]

http://celebrity-babies.com/2009/05/...les-with-sons/

he's 24, but can easily pass for 42 imo

[will641]

wtf is wrong with frozen oreos? with a glass of milk it's goddamn heaven, I tell you

frozen thin mints>>>>>frozen oreos

[gabe]

thin mintsssssssssssssssssssssssss

[will641]

both are so win

[bode]

wtf is wrong with frozen oreos? with a glass of milk it's goddamn heaven, I tell you

frozen thin mints>>>>>frozen oreos

QFnomnomnom

[givememyleg]

god i hate anything mint, thin mints are by far the worst

[bigred]

god i hate anything mint, thin mints are by far the worst

[a500lbgorilla]

outside of mint chocolate chip ice cream, right gmml?

[bigspenda73]

somoa's FTW

also whatever the peanut butter + chocolate ones are

When I grew up I hated thin mints, but I must admit I never gave them a fair chance, then one day I downed like 3 sleeves in an epic 10 minute thin mint binge.

[Chelle]

omfg i hate allergies.

[bigspenda73]

had to do research cuz it was killing me not remembering "tagalong"

sooooooooooooo good

[bigred]

somoa's FTW

also whatever the peanut butter + chocolate ones are

When I grew up I hated thin mints, but I must admit I never gave them a fair chance, then one day I downed like 3 sleeves in an epic 10 minute thin mint binge.

happens to the best of us...

[flomo]

talked with BlackWolf "the drogon master" in central park today

he said he was master of the good dragons. he was also wearing the same outfit he wore when interviewed by thriumph the insult dog at the star wars preview.

[bode]

talked with BlackWolf "the drogon master" in central park today

he said he was master of the good dragons. he was also wearing the same outfit he wore when interviewed by thriumph the insult dog at the star wars preview.

was that on the way to, or coming from watching bigred and his remote control pirate ship?

[bigred]

talked with BlackWolf "the drogon master" in central park today

he said he was master of the good dragons. he was also wearing the same outfit he wore when interviewed by thriumph the insult dog at the star wars preview.

was that on the way to, or coming from watching bigred and his remote control pirate ship?

i still need to do this

[meeloche]

unfortunately this is the only video I could find so the quality sucks. Its a funny stella commercial that the whole pirate ship thing reminded me of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBJh3ARrq2I

[flomo]

talked with BlackWolf "the drogon master" in central park today

he said he was master of the good dragons. he was also wearing the same outfit he wore when interviewed by thriumph the insult dog at the star wars preview.

was that on the way to, or coming from watching bigred and his remote control pirate ship?

i still need to do this

any pics of this phantom pirate ship?

[a500lbgorilla]

Ever been reading a book and you just come to a paragraph that is so jaw dropping it makes you stand up and walk it off?

Page 380 of Emergency This Book Will Save Your Life

"Three nights before, C.E.M.P. (California Emergency Mobile Patrol) had helped Fesperman secure a crime scene. In this case, a 15 year old girl had told her 18 year old brother she'd found a rifle buried in the park. She led him to the spot and showed him where to dig for it.

But there was no gun. Unbeknownst to him, he was digging his own grave. When it was deep enough, his sister began stabbing him in the back. "What are you doing?" he cried out. "I'm your brother I love you." Suddenly she had a change of heart, stopped, and called 911. He was brought to the hospital in critical condition.

When asked why she'd done it, she simply told the police it was time for him to die."

Felt like sharing since no one else is around.

[givememyleg]

snap

[donkbee]

Ever been reading a book and you just come to a paragraph that is so jaw dropping it makes you stand up and walk it off?

Page 380 of Emergency This Book Will Save Your Life

"Three nights before, C.E.M.P. (California Emergency Mobile Patrol) had helped Fesperman secure a crime scene. In this case, a 15 year old girl had told her 18 year old brother she'd found a rifle buried in the park. She led him to the spot and showed him where to dig for it.

But there was no gun. Unbeknownst to him, he was digging his own grave. When it was deep enough, his sister began stabbing him in the back. "What are you doing?" he cried out. "I'm your brother I love you." Suddenly she had a change of heart, stopped, and called 911. He was brought to the hospital in critical condition.

When asked why she'd done it, she simply told the police it was time for him to die."

Felt like sharing since no one else is around.

[Jack Sawyer]

slander in exchange for 5 minutes of fame?

http://www.gambling911.com/gambling-...ct-051109.html

[will641]

what happened to innocent until proven guilty jack? jeeze.

[Jack Sawyer]

what happened to innocent until proven guilty jack? jeeze.

hey, I didn't write it.

[will641]

what happened to innocent until proven guilty jack? jeeze.

hey, I didn't write it.

i was referring to calling it slander, but i was jokin.

[Jack Sawyer]

your humoristic sense sucks! maybe you can get a new one on amazon?


fight night round 4! holy shit
http://www.operationsports.com/video...ame.php?id=472

and also the new madden
http://insideblog.easports.com/archi...en-nfl-10.aspx
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4159870

EA looks like its about to clear its name from being a video game conveyor belt and actually makes great games that are worth it to buy.

[a500lbgorilla]

i made sausage stuffed mushrooms on a test run for a dinner party, first bite into the first one and i squirted scalding hot grease on my lip which is now burnt.

Things were delicious though.

[Chelle]

i hate my stomach. it hates me. ugh.

[a500lbgorilla]

try alka seltzer? Its my secret hangover cure. Which also, oddly, makes it my secret everything cure.

[GatorJH]

i hate my stomach. it hates me. ugh.

swine flu?

[BennyLaRue]

i hate my stomach. it hates me. ugh.

Sit and drink pennyroyal tea.

[flomo]

i hate my stomach. it hates me. ugh.

Sit and drink pennyroyal tea.

what is that? -some sort of internet roofie?

[dsmrolla06]

Well i havent played poker in a couple months so coming on here is kinda random so i thought this thread would only be appropriate. Sometimes i miss it and sometimes i dont, weird?

In other news im starting a cool new website in the near future (not poker related).

[XTR1000]

pron related?

[dsmrolla06]

i thought about that, but its with the restaurant and bar industry. not that any of you would drink or anything..

[a500lbgorilla]

http://www.inbflat.net/

[bode]

cool stuff rilla

[Chelle]

i hate my stomach. it hates me. ugh.

swine flu?

ldo no

i hate my stomach. it hates me. ugh.

Sit and drink pennyroyal tea.

what is this and where do I get it

[bigspenda73]

Werth steals 2nd,3rd, and home

http://philadelphia.phillies.mlb.com...35343&c_id=phi

[givememyleg]

just cashed in my change jar, taking guesses on the amount i received. whoever is closest wins a prize! (price is right rules are NOT in effect)

[a500lbgorilla]

$86.06

[BennyLaRue]

what is this and where do I get it

Pennyroyal Tea lyrics

I'm on my time with everyone
I have very bad posture

I sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
Distill the life that's inside of me
I sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
I'm anemic royalty

Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld
So I can sigh eternally

I'm so tired I can't sleep
I'm a liar and a thief
I sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
I'm anemic royalty

I'm on warm milk and laxatives
Cherry flavored antacids

I sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
Distill the life that's inside of me
I sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
I'm anemic royalty

[BennyLaRue]

just cashed in my change jar, taking guesses on the amount i received. whoever is closest wins a prize! (price is right rules are NOT in effect)

Jam jar? Pickle jar? Super pickle jar?