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    zach, I can understand not wanting to get back on a bike, I mean you were out of commission for quite a bit, right? I bet all the stupid people telling you that bikes are very dangerous would be even more annoying after being in a crash eh? I really hate their irrational reasoning.

    "I know someone who was in a motorcycle accident, so they are dangerous and no one should ride them."

    srslys, are you peole really that dense?
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    what is your argument that they're safe, or at least that they're no more dangerous than cars?
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    what is your argument that they're safe, or at least that they're no more dangerous than cars?
    bikes > cars > airplanes > walking > not participating in any form of travel


    do you see why what you are leading to is flawed?
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    pretty sure airplanes are the safest means of transportation hands down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    what is your argument that they're safe, or at least that they're no more dangerous than cars?
    bikes > cars > airplanes > walking > not participating in any form of travel


    do you see why what you are leading to is flawed?
    It is not that bikes are more dangerous. But if you think about it like in the past two years I think three different people have rear ended my dad's truck at lights. (just bad luck) I mean it sucks but insurance pays out and fixes it.

    Same thing happened on a bike and ugh.

    So motorcycles are I guess more dangerous. I mean if you are responsible you are just as likely to be hurt in a car accident, but bikes are more dangerous just because a minor accident in a car could be a deadly accident on a bike.

    w/o a doubt the shittiest thing about the entire incident was I had had my license a MONTH. I know a lot of people who have been riding for years and thank god they have all never had anything happen to them.

    The only thing that pissed me off was that most people assumed I was at fault in my crash until I told them the story. It is like who the fuck do you think you are coming at me with that assumption. A lot of people think everyone who rides is some jackass doing 100 weaving in between cars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    what is your argument that they're safe, or at least that they're no more dangerous than cars?
    bikes > cars > airplanes > walking > not participating in any form of travel


    do you see why what you are leading to is flawed?
    I'm not leading to anything, but you are saying that bikes are safe and I'm curious as to your reasoning behind saying that. Also, even if I were leading to something, I'm not sure what you think that is, or why it is flawed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    what is your argument that they're safe, or at least that they're no more dangerous than cars?
    bikes > cars > airplanes > walking > not participating in any form of travel


    do you see why what you are leading to is flawed?
    I'm not leading to anything, but you are saying that bikes are safe and I'm curious as to your reasoning behind saying that. Also, even if I were leading to something, I'm not sure what you think that is, or why it is flawed.
    I never said bikes were safe. But even if I did it would mean what? Safe is a relative term, and that is the point that I was making. Yes, you can get hurt on a bike, but you can get hurt doing just about anything. Hell running a marathon is fucking dangerous. Every year in the chicago marathon, several people die. Yes, die.

    I dont even need to start to explain the pros of riding a bike for you to see that it simply gets an unfair negative wrap.
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    btw I just searched and downloaded the entire tony hawk2 sound track from itunes, cuz its that awesome. I couldnt find one song anywhere, so I check torrents. The only thing I could find is the complete soundtrack including the missing song. So now Im illegally stealing all the songs I just bought +1 ...

    makes me wish I just stole it all in the first place..
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    btw I just searched and downloaded the entire tony hawk2 sound track from itunes, cuz its that awesome. I couldnt find one song anywhere, so I check torrents. The only thing I could find is the complete soundtrack including the missing song. So now Im illegally stealing all the songs I just bought +1 ...

    makes me wish I just stole it all in the first place..
    yessssssssssss. that soundtrack, actually that game kicked so much ass.

    ?wut
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    btw I just searched and downloaded the entire tony hawk2 sound track from itunes, cuz its that awesome. I couldnt find one song anywhere, so I check torrents. The only thing I could find is the complete soundtrack including the missing song. So now Im illegally stealing all the songs I just bought +1 ...

    makes me wish I just stole it all in the first place..
    yessssssssssss. that soundtrack, actually that game kicked so much ass.
    ya, in all fairness gta3 and on should be excluded from any "best video game soundtrack" discussion for pretty obvious reasons. And when we make this rule, THPS2 wins hands down imo.

    p.s. fuck it, cut the cord- LIGHTS OUT TURN ON THE RADIO- TURN THAT SHIT UP!
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    A hand of poker played by Lukie gets turned into a movie:

    http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=2009021816011778
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    lol eric is internet famous!
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    zach, I can understand not wanting to get back on a bike, I mean you were out of commission for quite a bit, right? I bet all the stupid people telling you that bikes are very dangerous would be even more annoying after being in a crash eh? I really hate their irrational reasoning.

    "I know someone who was in a motorcycle accident, so they are dangerous and no one should ride them."

    srslys, are you peole really that dense?
    I think there's actually some sound advice behind that, although I'd certainly never advocate that no one should be allowed to ride them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaulPaul
    A hand of poker played by Lukie gets turned into a movie:

    http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=2009021816011778
    Nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaulPaul
    A hand of poker played by Lukie gets turned into a movie:

    http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=2009021816011778
    ahahahahhaha a+
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    It's snowing outside right now, and all I can think about is how much fun it would be to head to an empty parking lot and reak havok with my 4wd car. weeeee...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaulPaul
    A hand of poker played by Lukie gets turned into a movie:

    http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=2009021816011778
    amazing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    I'm a little ashamed at how much this made me giggle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaulPaul
    A hand of poker played by Lukie gets turned into a movie:

    http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=2009021816011778
    This deserves its own thread imo
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    Quote Originally Posted by SaulPaul
    A hand of poker played by Lukie gets turned into a movie:

    http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=2009021816011778
    This deserves its own thread imo
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    Quote Originally Posted by SaulPaul
    A hand of poker played by Lukie gets turned into a movie:

    http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=2009021816011778
    This deserves its own thread imo
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    anyone else find it really funny when you give a cashier correct change and they just cant figure it out? e.g. today i went to jimmy johns and it was $6.22. i give him $10 and he insta rings it up and then im like oh heres a quarter. he holds it for like 10 seconds trying to figure out how to give me change. im like its $4. hes like here this is easier and hands me $3.78 and gives me my quarter back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    anyone else find it really funny when you give a cashier correct change and they just cant figure it out? e.g. today i went to jimmy johns and it was $6.22. i give him $10 and he insta rings it up and then im like oh heres a quarter. he holds it for like 10 seconds trying to figure out how to give me change. im like its $4. hes like here this is easier and hands me $3.78 and gives me my quarter back.
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    I go to culinary school. Generally people who end up in kitchens had a hard time fitting into the standard educational system. A lot of the people Im in class with have trouble finding the yield percentage of a piece of meat (really simple math, edible portion / as purchased = yield.)

    But to be fair, if you set foot in a kitchen these same people would make you look like a fool.
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    cashews taste so good
    i love cashews, but blue diamond smoked almonds > cashews ainec.
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    = frozen chocolate chips + almonds
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    anyone else find it really funny when you give a cashier correct change and they just cant figure it out? e.g. today i went to jimmy johns and it was $6.22. i give him $10 and he insta rings it up and then im like oh heres a quarter. he holds it for like 10 seconds trying to figure out how to give me change. im like its $4. hes like here this is easier and hands me $3.78 and gives me my quarter back.
    ask people how many thousands are in a million. you'll be shocked.
    ... 5?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    anyone else find it really funny when you give a cashier correct change and they just cant figure it out? e.g. today i went to jimmy johns and it was $6.22. i give him $10 and he insta rings it up and then im like oh heres a quarter. he holds it for like 10 seconds trying to figure out how to give me change. im like its $4. hes like here this is easier and hands me $3.78 and gives me my quarter back.
    ask people how many thousands are in a million. you'll be shocked.
    ... 5?
    are you retarded? its 7 ldo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    I go to culinary school. Generally people who end up in kitchens had a hard time fitting into the standard educational system. A lot of the people Im in class with have trouble finding the yield percentage of a piece of meat (really simple math, edible portion / as purchased = yield.)

    But to be fair, if you set foot in a kitchen these same people would make you look like a fool.
    I've found that most 'great' cooks can only make great food when they use globs of butter and sugar.

    I anxiously await the response of somebody that actually knows what they are talking about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    I go to culinary school. Generally people who end up in kitchens had a hard time fitting into the standard educational system. A lot of the people Im in class with have trouble finding the yield percentage of a piece of meat (really simple math, edible portion / as purchased = yield.)

    But to be fair, if you set foot in a kitchen these same people would make you look like a fool.
    I've found that most 'great' cooks can only make great food when they use globs of butter and sugar.


    I anxiously await the response of somebody that actually knows what they are talking about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    I go to culinary school. Generally people who end up in kitchens had a hard time fitting into the standard educational system. A lot of the people Im in class with have trouble finding the yield percentage of a piece of meat (really simple math, edible portion / as purchased = yield.)

    But to be fair, if you set foot in a kitchen these same people would make you look like a fool.
    I've found that most 'great' cooks can only make great food when they use globs of butter and sugar.


    I anxiously await the response of somebody that actually knows what they are talking about.
    don't forget the salt
    I didn't forget it. It's just that i happen to use a lot of salt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    anyone else find it really funny when you give a cashier correct change and they just cant figure it out? e.g. today i went to jimmy johns and it was $6.22. i give him $10 and he insta rings it up and then im like oh heres a quarter. he holds it for like 10 seconds trying to figure out how to give me change. im like its $4. hes like here this is easier and hands me $3.78 and gives me my quarter back.
    True story - I was in some sort of store/gas station years ago buying some various things. The total came to something like $10.xx so to avoid getting a bunch of $1 bills I handed the clerk $21. She very politely gave me my $1 back saying "The total is less than $20 sir". I then politely stood there while she gave me my $9 and change, then slipped the $1 back into the mix and said "Can I get a $10 bill from you?". "

    "Absolutely", she said. I am fairly sure she never fully understood what happened there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    True story - I was in some sort of store/gas station years ago buying some various things. The total came to something like $10.xx so to avoid getting a bunch of $1 bills I handed the clerk $21. She very politely gave me my $1 back saying "The total is less than $20 sir". I then politely stood there while she gave me my $9 and change, then slipped the $1 back into the mix and said "Can I get a $10 bill from you?". "

    "Absolutely", she said. I am fairly sure she never fully understood what happened there.
    You're just old, Gator. I'm pretty sure no one under 30 does this anymore.
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    wat? 30 is old?
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    ppl live past 30?
    not according to logans run. they're actually making aremake of tat in 2010. it kind of feels not right to think thats next year.

    also kb, i do what gator did all the time and im 20, so eat it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kb coolman
    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    True story - I was in some sort of store/gas station years ago buying some various things. The total came to something like $10.xx so to avoid getting a bunch of $1 bills I handed the clerk $21. She very politely gave me my $1 back saying "The total is less than $20 sir". I then politely stood there while she gave me my $9 and change, then slipped the $1 back into the mix and said "Can I get a $10 bill from you?". "

    "Absolutely", she said. I am fairly sure she never fully understood what happened there.
    You're just old, Gator. I'm pretty sure no one under 30 does this anymore.
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    ahhhhhhhhhhh the sweet smell of vindication.
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    I do too, but I'm 35.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    I go to culinary school. Generally people who end up in kitchens had a hard time fitting into the standard educational system. A lot of the people Im in class with have trouble finding the yield percentage of a piece of meat (really simple math, edible portion / as purchased = yield.)

    But to be fair, if you set foot in a kitchen these same people would make you look like a fool.
    I've found that most 'great' cooks can only make great food when they use globs of butter and sugar.

    I anxiously await the response of somebody that actually knows what they are talking about.
    I find that you probably have never tasted truly great food.

    Also the most amazing food is not really going to fit into a body builders diet. This is a fact. If you want decent tasting healthy food, thats fine, but it just wont be "amazing!" Also butter and heavy cream are not the bane of a healthy person. Eating this over processed crap is what is really wrong with our diets. Sure you shouldnt be eating butter by the pound, or drinking heavy cream by the quart, but having them in your diet is not a bad thing. Look at the french, then look at us americans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Also butter and heavy cream are not the bane of a healthy person. Eating this over processed crap is what is really wrong with our diets. Sure you shouldnt be eating butter by the pound, or drinking heavy cream by the quart, but having them in your diet is not a bad thing. Look at the french, then look at us americans.
    This is so true. Growing up, I drank several glasses of whole milk every day. My dad cooked fried eggs and thick sliced bacon for breakfast almost every day. We fried everything from corn to okra to chicken to chicken fried steak. Then we topped it with butter. We put heavy cream in our Dr. Pepper because it made it taste like the leftover soda from a float. We ate dessert everyday after lunch and dinner.

    And we were all thin and healthy because we were active, and everything we ate was fresh.

    My Dad is in his 60's now. He still eats cheeseburgers all the time and drinks at least one large Dr. Pepper everyday, and he's healthy as an ox because he he has a very active lifestyle. I'm 35, have a desk job, eat fast food at least 3 times per week, and struggle to get to the gym on a regular basis. And I wonder why I'm 40 lbs overweight and my knees hurt. It ain't the butter and cream that's the problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kb coolman
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Also butter and heavy cream are not the bane of a healthy person. Eating this over processed crap is what is really wrong with our diets. Sure you shouldnt be eating butter by the pound, or drinking heavy cream by the quart, but having them in your diet is not a bad thing. Look at the french, then look at us americans.
    This is so true. Growing up, I drank several glasses of whole milk every day. My dad cooked fried eggs and thick sliced bacon for breakfast almost every day. We fried everything from corn to okra to chicken to chicken fried steak. Then we topped it with butter. We put heavy cream in our Dr. Pepper because it made it taste like the leftover soda from a float. We ate dessert everyday after lunch and dinner.

    And we were all thin and healthy because we were active, and everything we ate was fresh.

    My Dad is in his 60's now. He still eats cheeseburgers all the time and drinks at least one large Dr. Pepper everyday, and he's healthy as an ox because he he has a very active lifestyle. I'm 35, have a desk job, eat fast food at least 3 times per week, and struggle to get to the gym on a regular basis. And I wonder why I'm 40 lbs overweight and my knees hurt. It ain't the butter and cream that's the problem.
    exactly! I mean, I think soda is horrible, but still your anecdote supports the point. Dont sit on your ass and expect to be healthy. 100 years ago people were not eating soy protein shakes for two meals a day and a salad for dinner. However they had jobs that consisted of a lot of manual labor which kept their metabolisms up to speed. You cant sit on your ass all day and expect to be healthy. Also these people from 100 years ago didnt eat nearly as much of this highly processed crap that we gobble down nowadays. Our body simply doesnt know how to metabolize a lot of these compounds, and they cause lots of unexpected side effects because of this. Rant rant blah blah meow cheow.

    Fwiw I drink soda sporadically, but really I shouldnt drink it at all. Unlike butter and cream and these other "bad" things, soda has absolutely no nutritional value. Its just straight up bad for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    I go to culinary school. Generally people who end up in kitchens had a hard time fitting into the standard educational system. A lot of the people Im in class with have trouble finding the yield percentage of a piece of meat (really simple math, edible portion / as purchased = yield.)

    But to be fair, if you set foot in a kitchen these same people would make you look like a fool.
    I've found that most 'great' cooks can only make great food when they use globs of butter and sugar.

    I anxiously await the response of somebody that actually knows what they are talking about.
    I find that you probably have never tasted truly great food.

    Also the most amazing food is not really going to fit into a body builders diet. This is a fact. If you want decent tasting healthy food, thats fine, but it just wont be "amazing!" Also butter and heavy cream are not the bane of a healthy person. Eating this over processed crap is what is really wrong with our diets. Sure you shouldnt be eating butter by the pound, or drinking heavy cream by the quart, but having them in your diet is not a bad thing. Look at the french, then look at us americans.
    good points for sure.

    take my dad for instance. from what he tells me, for breakfast he eats something like this: a bowl of cereal, rye toast, and orange juice. he thinks it's the healthiest thing in the world. i try to explain otherwise, but things like 'processed carbs' 'massive insulin spike' etc. just don't seem to mean a whole lot to him.

    put me in the decent tasting healthy food category. i very rarely use cream/butter/sugar, but having them in your diet (in moderation!) is fine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by kb coolman
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Also butter and heavy cream are not the bane of a healthy person. Eating this over processed crap is what is really wrong with our diets. Sure you shouldnt be eating butter by the pound, or drinking heavy cream by the quart, but having them in your diet is not a bad thing. Look at the french, then look at us americans.
    This is so true. Growing up, I drank several glasses of whole milk every day. My dad cooked fried eggs and thick sliced bacon for breakfast almost every day. We fried everything from corn to okra to chicken to chicken fried steak. Then we topped it with butter. We put heavy cream in our Dr. Pepper because it made it taste like the leftover soda from a float. We ate dessert everyday after lunch and dinner.

    And we were all thin and healthy because we were active, and everything we ate was fresh.

    My Dad is in his 60's now. He still eats cheeseburgers all the time and drinks at least one large Dr. Pepper everyday, and he's healthy as an ox because he he has a very active lifestyle. I'm 35, have a desk job, eat fast food at least 3 times per week, and struggle to get to the gym on a regular basis. And I wonder why I'm 40 lbs overweight and my knees hurt. It ain't the butter and cream that's the problem.
    exactly! I mean, I think soda is horrible, but still your anecdote supports the point. Dont sit on your ass and expect to be healthy. 100 years ago people were not eating soy protein shakes for two meals a day and a salad for dinner. However they had jobs that consisted of a lot of manual labor which kept their metabolisms up to speed. You cant sit on your ass all day and expect to be healthy. Also these people from 100 years ago didnt eat nearly as much of this highly processed crap that we gobble down nowadays. Our body simply doesnt know how to metabolize a lot of these compounds, and they cause lots of unexpected side effects because of this. Rant rant blah blah meow cheow.

    Fwiw I drink soda sporadically, but really I shouldnt drink it at all. Unlike butter and cream and these other "bad" things, soda has absolutely no nutritional value. Its just straight up bad for you.
    i think we are mostly on the same page here, but refresh my memory on the nutritional value of butter and cream?

    if you're looking for saturated fats (and indeed you do need some), red meat and whole eggs are much better choices.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    god one of my friends is such a luckbox. just got engaged to a smoking hot, tall, skinny Brazilian chick who is finishing up her last year of med school.
    why do i even have to say it?



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    god one of my friends is such a luckbox. just got engaged to a smoking hot, tall, skinny Brazilian chick who is finishing up her last year of med school.
    why do i even have to say it?



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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
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    Also butter and heavy cream are not the bane of a healthy person. Eating this over processed crap is what is really wrong with our diets. Sure you shouldnt be eating butter by the pound, or drinking heavy cream by the quart, but having them in your diet is not a bad thing. Look at the french, then look at us americans.
    This is so true. Growing up, I drank several glasses of whole milk every day. My dad cooked fried eggs and thick sliced bacon for breakfast almost every day. We fried everything from corn to okra to chicken to chicken fried steak. Then we topped it with butter. We put heavy cream in our Dr. Pepper because it made it taste like the leftover soda from a float. We ate dessert everyday after lunch and dinner.

    And we were all thin and healthy because we were active, and everything we ate was fresh.

    My Dad is in his 60's now. He still eats cheeseburgers all the time and drinks at least one large Dr. Pepper everyday, and he's healthy as an ox because he he has a very active lifestyle. I'm 35, have a desk job, eat fast food at least 3 times per week, and struggle to get to the gym on a regular basis. And I wonder why I'm 40 lbs overweight and my knees hurt. It ain't the butter and cream that's the problem.
    exactly! I mean, I think soda is horrible, but still your anecdote supports the point. Dont sit on your ass and expect to be healthy. 100 years ago people were not eating soy protein shakes for two meals a day and a salad for dinner. However they had jobs that consisted of a lot of manual labor which kept their metabolisms up to speed. You cant sit on your ass all day and expect to be healthy. Also these people from 100 years ago didnt eat nearly as much of this highly processed crap that we gobble down nowadays. Our body simply doesnt know how to metabolize a lot of these compounds, and they cause lots of unexpected side effects because of this. Rant rant blah blah meow cheow.

    Fwiw I drink soda sporadically, but really I shouldnt drink it at all. Unlike butter and cream and these other "bad" things, soda has absolutely no nutritional value. Its just straight up bad for you.
    i think we are mostly on the same page here, but refresh my memory on the nutritional value of butter and cream?

    if you're looking for saturated fats (and indeed you do need some), red meat and whole eggs are much better choices.
    right, there are indeed better alternatives, however these taste good and do have nutritional benefits. Cream, like milk, has essential vitamins and calcium. For butter I did not know the benefits off the top of my head, however since it is not a heavily processed product and is a derivative of milk, it will inherently have health benefits. On this website, http://www.bodyecology.com/07/07/05/...eal_butter.php , I found this nice little list:

    1. Butter is rich in the most easily absorbable form of Vitamin A necessary for thyroid and adrenal health.
    2. Contains lauric acid, important in treating fungal infections and candida.
    3. Contains lecithin, essential for cholesterol metabolism.
    4. Contains anti-oxidants that protect against free radical damage.
    5. Has anti-oxidants that protect against weakening arteries.
    6. Is a great source of Vitamins E and K.
    7. Is a very rich source of the vital mineral selenium.
    8. Saturated fats in butter have strong anti-tumor and anti-cancer properties.
    9. Butter contains conjugated linoleic acid, which is a potent anti-cancer agent, muscle builder, and immunity booster
    10. Vitamin D found in butter is essential to absorption of calcium.
    11. Protects against tooth decay.
    12. Is your only source of an anti-stiffness factor, which protects against calcification of the joints.
    13. Anti-stiffness factor in butter also prevents hardening of the arteries, cataracts, and calcification of the pineal gland.
    14. Is a source of Activator X, which helps your body absorb minerals.
    15. Is a source of iodine in highly absorbable form.
    16. May promote fertility in women.9
    17. Is a source of quick energy, and is not stored in our bodies adipose tissue.
    18. Cholesterol found in butterfat is essential to children's brain and nervous system development.
    19. Contains Arachidonic Acid (AA) which plays a role in brain function and is a vital component of cell membranes.
    20. Protects against gastrointestinal infections in the very young or the elderly.
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    this sounds great
    "smoking hot, tall, skinny Brazilian chick"

    this is meh
    "finishing up her last year of med school"
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    god one of my friends is such a luckbox. just got engaged to a smoking hot, tall, skinny Brazilian chick who is finishing up her last year of med school.
    He's a luckbox until she leaves him for a better looking rich guy.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    god one of my friends is such a luckbox. just got engaged to a smoking hot, tall, skinny Brazilian chick who is finishing up her last year of med school.
    He's a luckbox until she leaves him for a better looking rich guy.
    Not too much of a threat since she's already smart and will have her own healthy 6-figure income. What he'll really need to worry about is residency. I have a couple of close friends who are Docs, and residency was extremely hard on their marriages.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    god one of my friends is such a luckbox. just got engaged to a smoking hot, tall, skinny Brazilian chick who is finishing up her last year of med school.
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    i knew this was coming and almost preempted it in my post, but meh, not going to post pics.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
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    i knew this was coming and almost preempted it in my post, but meh, not going to post pics.
    ban. not even close. this is just blatant disrespect for an online community.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
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    god one of my friends is such a luckbox. just got engaged to a smoking hot, tall, skinny Brazilian chick who is finishing up her last year of med school.
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    i knew this was coming and almost preempted it in my post, but meh, not going to post pics.
    ban. not even close. this is just blatant disrespect for an online community.
    +1
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    There's a guy I teach with that has a wife that's a surgeon. I fucking hate that guy. Not really, he's a cool guy to hang out with and stuff. But really, I fucking hate that guy because he fucking has so much more money than me it's ridiculous.


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    There's a guy I teach with that has a wife that's a surgeon. I fucking hate that guy. Not really, he's a cool guy to hang out with and stuff. But really, I fucking hate that guy because he fucking has so much more money than me it's ridiculous.
    ha. But think, who wears the pants in the relationship?


    Wait .. fuckit.. Ill wear the skirt happily if my wife was pullin in bank.
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    If you Google Image Search "smoking hot, tall, skinny Brazilian chick", you only end up with a bunch of tranny pics.

    FAIL
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    There's a guy I teach with that has a wife that's a surgeon. I fucking hate that guy. Not really, he's a cool guy to hang out with and stuff. But really, I fucking hate that guy because he fucking has so much more money than me it's ridiculous.
    yeah, i'm pretty sure that your wife is smoking hot and is super good to you.

    but go ahead, keep bitchin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    If you Google Image Search "smoking hot, tall, skinny Brazilian chick", you only end up with a bunch of tranny pics.

    FAIL
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    If you Google Image Search "smoking hot, tall, skinny Brazilian chick", you only end up with a bunch of tranny pics.

    FAIL
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    the dubliners version is a little twangy iyam
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    dubliners and its not even close. i don't like the metallica version, and this is just so much more authentic.
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    So I just registered to Imeem. Fucking awesome.
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    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW

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    ya, wow, hes sexy-- err I mean...


    srsly though, wtf was whats his name talking about? "its the greatest love story ever!" Wtf.. how is blow a love story? Is he retarded? And what heterosexual man admits on national tv that he considers pretty woman the bar for awesome movies? Oh, and how is durr unsure whether hes seen blow or not!?
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    i thought he was saying pretty woman was the greatest love story ever. either way i was thinking wow could you talk about something gayer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    ya, wow, hes sexy-- err I mean...


    srsly though, wtf was whats his name talking about? "its the greatest love story ever!" Wtf.. how is blow a love story? Is he retarded? And what heterosexual man admits on national tv that he considers pretty woman the bar for awesome movies? Oh, and how is durr unsure whether hes seen blow or not!?
    That guy wrote Blow and the Notebook.

    ?wut
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    ya, wow, hes sexy-- err I mean...


    srsly though, wtf was whats his name talking about? "its the greatest love story ever!" Wtf.. how is blow a love story? Is he retarded? And what heterosexual man admits on national tv that he considers pretty woman the bar for awesome movies? Oh, and how is durr unsure whether hes seen blow or not!?
    That guy wrote Blow and the Notebook.
    oh, so he was talking about the notebook for that part? I see. Well I havent seen that, so it explains durr's response. But still, the pretty woman bit was a little off putting.
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