Randomness thread, part two.

[UG]

know your limits women.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8injvP1lJ8I

good stuff

[Jack Sawyer]

so apparently "they" now want to start taxing virtual economies (aka WoW gold etc.)

http://www.maximumpc.com/article/new...tual_economies

[a500lbgorilla]

http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap090111.html

[bigred]

CUTE OVERLOAD

Matrix: Neo Cat fights multiple Dog Agent Smiths

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtfQVCY8idE

[boost]

max payne, staring mark wahlberg is on dvd/bluray tomorrow.

My question is: When the fuck was it in theatres? I guess it flopped?

[Jack Sawyer]

it flopped huge.

i heard it was real crap.

but i will not form an opinion based on what i heard: i will see it eventually before giving an opnion, since the games were very good back iin the day.

i want to see a movie on "No One Lives Forever", Cate Archer kicking all kinds off ass.

[boost]

awesome bbv4lyf thread in the making. I just spent 30 minutes contributing when I should be doing homework.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...hhhhhh-392240/

[Jack Sawyer]

holy shit, when did point and shoot camera's get this good and this cheap?

I still remember when it was $900 for a top of the line 2MP

[mrhappy333]

they have 5 and 10 MP Cell Phones!!

[ProZachNation]

mp don't really matter that much unless you are printing out big pictures. Sensors are more important.

So a shitty camera with 12mp <<<< good canon/nikon with 6mp and good sensor.

[swiggidy]

mp don't really matter that much unless you are printing out big pictures. Sensors are more important.

So a shitty camera with 12mp <<<< good canon/nikon with 6mp and good sensor.

And lense

[boost]

Learning to use your camera is a big deal too. I have like a 3 year old camera that is 3.2 megapixels. I cant take amazing pictures, but Ive been able to do some cool shit since I found the macro function.

heres the only example I can find that I have loaded online:

[Lukie]

boost i see your goofy ass shit and raise you a steak.



and whats up with imageshack? I tried to upload my own picture but they just spammed me with the Yahoo job page.

[boost]

eric, maybe when you grow up and eat at an classy restaurant (not a steak house...) youll be treated to an amuse bouche.

[kb coolman]

an amusing douche?

[Jack Sawyer]

some interesting discussion about trading stocks

http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=441156

[bigred]

eric, maybe when you grow up and eat at an classy restaurant (not a steak house...) youll be treated to an amuse bouche.

La Bouche?

La da dee da da

[Jack Sawyer]

makes me remember Gypsy Woman by crystal Waters.

and God said: AND THEN THERE WAS HOUSE!!!

[bigspenda73]

seriously how fucking good is Field of Dreams?

I've been fucking tired for the last two hours but cannot turn it off even though I've watched it 50+ times.

[kb coolman]

seriously how fucking good is Field of Dreams?

I've been fucking tired for the last two hours but cannot turn it off even though I've watched it 50+ times.

OMG yes. Dances with Wolves did the same thing to me a couple of days ago.

[BennyLaRue]

Neither The Postman nor Waterworld have the same effect.

[bigred]

waterworld was ok

[boost]

waterworld was ok

I dont understand how you can make this statement. I was under the impression that you either think waterworld is a awesome kick ass movie, or you think it is utter trash.

[boost]

On an unrelated (read: random) note... I flirted a bit with this chick on my internship who was a server. Lets just say she not a size two. Anyways, I never followed through, but have kinda regretted not doing so as it would be a first for me, and youve gotta try everything once right? Anyways, I decided to look her up on facebook, and I found her, myspace angle profile pic and all. GL me.

[kb coolman]

waterworld was ok

I dont understand how you can make this statement. I was under the impression that you either think waterworld is a awesome kick ass movie, or you think it is utter trash.

I've only met the latter.

[boost]

Ive only seen it once, when it first came out on dvd. So I wasnt even a teenager yet. Needless to say, I thought it was remarkable.

[Squeaky_Midget1]

So my Cal.II professor made us buy a $65 piece of software to do our homework on instead of having us do the problems in the book like a normal fucking teacher would. I'm on live chat with support and have been for 15 minutes trying to figure out how to type a radical(square root symbol) using my keyboard. So here's where I'm at with her after 20 minutes:

Esma: Hi, my name is Esma. How may I help you?
Chris: just wanted to know how to type a radical while im doing my homework
(So I wait for about 3 minutes)
Chris: are you playing hard to get?
Esma: I will be happy to help with that.
(after another 6 minutes or so)
Chris: i would be happy if you did
(5 minutes later)
Chris: HELLO HELLo HELlo HEllo Hello hello
Esma: Do you have your palette in you course work?
Chris: i want to say "yes" but im not sure what my "palette" is
Chris: i cant get to it because the screen i am typing to you on is the screen i was doing my homework on and they will close our chat if I pull it up, and I am enjoying your company and don't want to disconnect from you.
(Roughly 7 minutes later)
Esma: Just one moment please.
Chris: Esma?
Chris: Can I tell you something?
Chris: I think I'm falling in love with you

Last message was sent about 8 minutes ago so we're at roughly a half hour and waiting and I'm bored ready to finish this! WHAT THE FUCK IS SO HARD ABOUT TELLING ME HOW TO HIT A BUTTON OR TWO?!

[bigred]

On an unrelated (read: random) note... I flirted a bit with this chick on my internship who was a server. Lets just say she not a size two. Anyways, I never followed through, but have kinda regretted not doing so as it would be a first for me, and youve gotta try everything once right? Anyways, I decided to look her up on facebook, and I found her, myspace angle profile pic and all. GL me.

You need to do this for CHANGE!!!!

[BennyLaRue]

On an unrelated (read: random) note... I flirted a bit with this chick on my internship who was a server. Lets just say she not a size two. Anyways, I never followed through, but have kinda regretted not doing so as it would be a first for me, and youve gotta try everything once right? Anyways, I decided to look her up on facebook, and I found her, myspace angle profile pic and all. GL me.

Way to take on personal responsibility. Obamatime!

[lolzzz_321]

[boost]

√2

solve above and Ill tell you how to type the symbol.

[Squeaky_Midget1]

Using my l33t TI-84 skillz I concluded it's 1.414213562

[boost]

1.999999998944727844...

not quite, but I guess its close enough.

press and hold alt. While holding alt type 251 on your numberpad. Every character is assigned a ASCII code, well actually it loops, so every character has infinite ASCII codes, but thats just a tangent. Anyways, if there is ever a character you do not know, just google "ascii code <insert name of symbol you want here>" and you should be able to find it.

An example is 0176. This gives you the degrees sign, °. Or for the most bad ass smiley face ever 0254, =þ

[Lukie]

boost you fail math 101

[Lukie]

15 is the magic constant of the unique order-3 normal magic square.

Like so:

816
357
492

sc: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/15_(number)[/b]

[boost]

wat?

[thizzSantaCruz]

someone find how to make a delta using alt and number combos.

[ATOTHEC101]

Just spontaneously decided to fly out to Amsterdam for a few days to live it up with a friend of mine, flights already booked, leaving this Friday. Gotta get to London first for the flight but Im not to bothered as well just pull an all nighter in the bars there.

Browsing through the giant weed menu whilst having a cup of coffee and a hash brownie, 11?

[kb coolman]

Harold and Kumar go to Guantanamo

[XTR1000]

whos gonna win the fight zero vs infinity?

[a500lbgorilla]

infinity is all talk, zero wipes everything out.

[Lukie]

wat?

1. assuming you were trying to write out "The square root of 2", I can assure you that it's not 1.99999999xxxxxxxx. I think you made a mistake somewhere, for example, took the square root of 2, then multiplied that number by itself, which theoretically should give you 2 back, but you got an imperfect rounding error by the calculator or you just did it yourself.

2. random 15 fact, since we are on page 15 of the randomness thread, ldo

3. wat

[Lukie]

Also, I want to give huge props to everyone for contributing to this thread that is already approaching greatness. I knew you guys (and gals) would deliver, just like you always do.

[ProZachNation]

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[Jack Sawyer]

how the fuck does facebook know everybody i know?
how the fuck do i know so many people?
who the fuck got me into this facebook thing in the first place?
why the fuck was i being so asocial?
why the fuck was i being so social at the same time?
why the fuck does this fucking duality of my gemininess tilt me so much?

i need a fucking drink

[XTR1000]

Harold and Kumar go to Guantanamo

sucked big time imo

[boost]

just watched a tampon commercial in which they used the ever colorful phrase, "uber-absorbent"

[Lukie]

So about a month ago I got a new car.. an '09 civic coupe ex. It's been great. blah blah meow chow.

My old car.. completely different story. 99 acura which was once a nice car. Anyway it got hit on the driver's side while I was parked... window is stuck down, whole driver's side is messed up (front panel, door, rare panel, mirror gone), etc. Then the brakes fell off (literally).

So when I got my new car, I wasn't going to trade this one in (would have to tow it which would basically commit me to any deal they wanted to give). Instead, it's just been sitting outside, window down, yadayadayada. It's been a brutal month in Cleveland.... TONS of snow. The car was literally buried.. like you could barely see any red. 2 feet of snow on top, 4 feet of snow on the sides.

Now it has to be gone by tomorrow morning or they are going to tow it (just got the notice this morning). So me and a friend shovel everything around the car and I was going to park it down the street in my dad's garage (he has an extra space). Of course, the battery died. And my clueless dumbass doesn't know how to jump a car. So now I'm waiting for triple A to come jump my car IN FRONT OF MY OWN HOME. lol

This concldudes the worst written message in the history of the internets.

[bigspenda73]

I just had the displeasure of watching "I know who killed me" with Lindsay Lohan. For some reason I watched the first 15 minutes then kept watching.

Brags:
-Lindsay banging some dude for 90 seconds
-Lindsay stripping for a minute

Beats:
-the other 90 minutes

[swiggidy]

My favorite:

[ProZachNation]

I have decided to become a poet who travels the world, I just need a tape recorder since I only do good work in the shower or while taking a piss. And then I instantly forget the magic words I spoke. Hopefully this works out well for me.

[ProZachNation]

Now it has to be gone by tomorrow morning or they are going to tow it (just got the notice this morning). So me and a friend shovel everything around the car and I was going to park it down the street in my dad's garage (he has an extra space). Of course, the battery died. And my clueless dumbass doesn't know how to jump a car. So now I'm waiting for triple A to come jump my car IN FRONT OF MY OWN HOME. lol

This concldudes the worst written message in the history of the internets.

You also just lost your man card for not knowing how to jump a car.

Like in this day and age you should not be expected to do fancy shit we have evolved past that. But if you can not jump a car and change a tire shame on you. Shame on you.

[ProZachNation]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5JW8XWX6oU Futurama is the best show on Television and if you don't agree, fuck you.

[Lukie]

Now it has to be gone by tomorrow morning or they are going to tow it (just got the notice this morning). So me and a friend shovel everything around the car and I was going to park it down the street in my dad's garage (he has an extra space). Of course, the battery died. And my clueless dumbass doesn't know how to jump a car. So now I'm waiting for triple A to come jump my car IN FRONT OF MY OWN HOME. lol

This concldudes the worst written message in the history of the internets.

You also just lost your man card for not knowing how to jump a car.

Like in this day and age you should not be expected to do fancy shit we have evolved past that. But if you can not jump a car and change a tire shame on you. Shame on you.

i can lift a lot of weight? if that helps?

i've called triple A twice to put on my spare, lol.

[ProZachNation]

Now it has to be gone by tomorrow morning or they are going to tow it (just got the notice this morning). So me and a friend shovel everything around the car and I was going to park it down the street in my dad's garage (he has an extra space). Of course, the battery died. And my clueless dumbass doesn't know how to jump a car. So now I'm waiting for triple A to come jump my car IN FRONT OF MY OWN HOME. lol

This concldudes the worst written message in the history of the internets.

You also just lost your man card for not knowing how to jump a car.

Like in this day and age you should not be expected to do fancy shit we have evolved past that. But if you can not jump a car and change a tire shame on you. Shame on you.

i can lift a lot of weight? if that helps?

i've called triple A twice to put on my spare, lol.

If I had AAA I would probably call them out too lol, you don't get charged for them to come out right?

I have always owned beaters so putting new brakes on and jumping a car is a survival thing

[Lukie]

yeah, I've been a member for several years.. so figure I use them about once a year and it's "free".

They make a killing off people like me but it's all good.

[flomo]

AAA is good stuff if you own a car(i'm soon to be completely free of car-dom in a week or so)
member since 1986

and it for the person(not car) so if you are with somebody that breaks down--you are still good

prozach
how dare you take away lukie's mancard



now give that back
c'moonnnn give that back

[BennyLaRue]

And my clueless dumbass doesn't know how to jump a car.

Do you have jumper cables, at least?

[Jack Sawyer]

so i've been reading up about hackers

just like in the movies

http://www.wired.com/techbiz/people/.../ff_max_butler

[will641]

anyone in here seen dr. horribles sing-a-long blog? i thought it was effin hilarious.

[ProZachNation]

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...2E16824009145R

Open Box 22" monitor for 120 shipped not a bad deal.

[boost]

so i've been reading up about hackers

just like in the movies

http://www.wired.com/techbiz/people/.../ff_max_butler

that was awesome.

[ProZachNation]

for breakfast I cooked some spinach in olive oil to wilt it a bit, then fried up some eggs tossed them on top of the spinach put a lil balsamic vinegar on top of it.

Pretty delicious

[bigspenda73]

The last 3 times I've woken up:

8:30pm
5:30am
4:30pm

fml

[ProZachNation]

I am trying to get to sleep at 1am everyday and be up at 9am but it isn't working out to great so far.

[UG]

why do you guys worry about getting on "normal" sleep-cycles? what's normal for everyone else may not be normal for you.

[a500lbgorilla]

lol, if im up at 1 am, its not for a good reason...

[ProZachNation]

why do you guys worry about getting on "normal" sleep-cycles? what's normal for everyone else may not be normal for you.

Because it sucks going to bed at 4 and having to get up and sit through 5 hours of class all grumpy because I need 8 hours of sleep!

[a500lbgorilla]

I attended close to 1/10th of all my classes throughout my college career. I benefitted greatly from being close friends with a lot of those in my major. I never copied hw or any shit like that, they just kept me on point and filled me in on the classes goings on.

edit graduated with a 3.86

[bigspenda73]

I just found $20 in my paypal account

where can I spend this shit, looks like Amazon doesn't take it.

[Lukie]

The last 3 times I've woken up:

8:30pm
5:30am
4:30pm

fml

so I read this and I'm thinking... ok... ok... he's on a schedule a couple hours later than me. No big deal. But then that 5:30am really threw me off.

[bigspenda73]

yea threw me off too

[swiggidy]

SECOND!!!

[ProZachNation]

top of the page to you

[flomo]

while you have the tebow av, you should put everything in CAPS
looks sweeeeeeeet